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Education / Advice Needed: I Want To Study Physics At NOUN by Chrismill: 6:49pm On Dec 25, 2015
I want to apply to study Physics at NOUN. How's the course at now. Is NOUN ok.?
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Photo Of Miss Heritage Nigeria by Chrismill: 2:11pm On Nov 29, 2015
Sommyangel:
I didn't see anything o..

SHINE YOUR EYES
Celebrities / Caption This Photo Of Miss Heritage Nigeria by Chrismill: 1:57pm On Nov 29, 2015
What did you see?

Romance / Re: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by Chrismill: 9:22pm On Nov 22, 2015
Kindly vote to lands for the cussons baby moments competition clickhttps://cussonsbabymoments.com/details/445#_=_
Politics / Re: Abubakar Audu Is NOT Dead by Chrismill: 8:33pm On Nov 22, 2015
Kindly vote Yolanda in the cussons baby moneys competition. Click here:https://cussonsbabymoments.com/details/445#_=_

Thank you!!!

Celebrities / Help Yolanda Osamuedemen Okojie Win Cusson Baby Moments Competition by Chrismill: 8:22pm On Nov 22, 2015
Dear Nairalanders,

Kindly click on the link to vote Yolanda in the cussons competition. https://cussonsbabymoments.com/details/445

THANK YOU FOR VOTING!!!

Romance / Re: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by Chrismill: 8:07pm On Nov 22, 2015
She' seriously DRUNK
SHE WAN CHOP U
Romance / Re: Pre-marital Sex: 4 Hard Facts Guys Won't Tell You by Chrismill: 8:48pm On Nov 19, 2015
Reiyvinn:
Sex is sweet. That sensation of getting an unrivaled outburst of hormones toward your urethral lacuna during an orgasm is priceless.

The intimacy that exists between two lovers during sex can really shut one's senses to reality and make two thinking humans become bred dogs all to earn that invaluable feeling that comes with it.

But,

have you examined the good and harm this practice has done to you?

Firstly, I am not a celibate. I have sex a lot and I'll only stop when I go 6 feet.

I also don't believe in "No sex till marriage" as much I don't believe in "No trial till purchase
".

However, I'm emburdened to enlighten Ladies on what happens when they endulge in too much sex while unmarried.

1.) Sex and Love are no synonyms:

Hello? Trying to get into a guys heart through his penis is a sure misfire. Guys are sexual beings and can have sex with a hundred ladies without loving any. If he's loyal to you sexually then it means you taste pretty good, but be sure to remain that good cos any sign of unsavour, he'll begin exploring other means. (tho some are sincerely loyal sha, don't get me wrong)

2.) Success is not an STI/STD (no be Suck-Sex):

I don't know what you were thinking when you opened your legs to that business mogul, oil and gas worker or just an average money maker but just be sure that unless you are an olosho, trying to tap into their success through sex is absolute stupidity.

3.) We have NOTHING to lose:

You heard that right. Guys have nothing to lose. We can continue destroying ladies honeypots as long as that young soldier down there is active.

But you. Your body can get ruined by too much sex. No matter how much you 'maga' us, your body will spoil but we'll still keep making money.

Get it into your skull. You're like padlocks, we're like keys. We open more padlocks, we become master keys. More keys open your padlocks, you become useless.

Pregnancy, abortion, labour, pills bla bla bla are on you, not us, so be careful!

4.) We may marry non-virgins but we won't accept 'boreholes':

Even as we crush, smash and destroy. We know what we want. We may whip lots of oloshos and sugar mummies but when it's time to marry, we won't have a tunnel for a wife, never!

You are somebody's future wife, please play safe with your body.

Ekuse!
RUBBISH words without wisdom

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