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Jokes Etc / Re: Igbo Man & Hausa Man by Chrisplus(m): 1:48pm On Jan 26, 2012 |
weed in action |
Jokes Etc / Re: Did You Know? by Chrisplus(m): 1:30pm On Oct 06, 2011 |
i thought this is a joke section? Jst tell me wer d joke is in dis one, n i promise 2 laugh next time |
Jokes Etc / Wenger Again by Chrisplus(m): 7:32am On Sep 03, 2011 |
after signing five players on deadline day, Wenger writes FA 4 a replay of d Arsenal United game |
Jokes Etc / After D Arsenal Trashing by Chrisplus(m): 3:40pm On Aug 30, 2011 |
9am monday, d followin ensured between Wenger n his wife wife: wakeup Asene, tis nine on d dot. Wenger: wat?! They scored anoda one? |
Nairaland / General / The Social Madness Called Social Network by Chrisplus(m): 2:23pm On Aug 29, 2011 |
am not tryin to bore anybody with this piece, but it is very important 2 review d effects of social networks,. First it was facebook, den twitter, and they kept coming, now the latest of it which is knwn as 2go is wer all the madness has been shifted 2. Too many lies ar told here, fake profiles n pix, etc, people tkin advantage of evrytin. Attched Below is the video of a gurl that was raped by her 2go luver n his frends am not tryin to bore anybody with this piece, but it is very important 2 review d effects of social networks,. First it was facebook, den twitter, and they kept coming, now the latest of it which is knwn as 2go is wer all the madness has been shifted 2. Too many lies ar told here, fake profiles n pix, etc, people tkin advantage of evrytin. Attched Below is the video of a gurl that was raped by her 2go luver n his frends |
Romance / Re: I Want To Impregnate My Girlfried So She Doesn't Cheat by Chrisplus(m): 7:21am On Aug 15, 2011 |
so wat do u nid our help 4? U cant do it? U nid sperm donor? |
Romance / Re: Does This Happen To You by Chrisplus(m): 7:16am On Aug 15, 2011 |
probably ur gay |
Romance / Re: Better Performace With Your Couple by Chrisplus(m): 7:12am On Aug 15, 2011 |
KALMA-1:hw do i get my couple? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Play The bleeping Game by Chrisplus(m): 7:54am On Jul 09, 2011 |
bleep king kong, we have obasanjo |
Romance / Re: Configured A Phone For A Babe I'm Eyeing. Now What? by Chrisplus(m): 7:25am On Jul 09, 2011 |
if u dont collect ur money, u mit not even get her number, den u ll knw u hv lost d match by 2.0. No money no number |
Romance / Re: Isn't This Just Cruel? by Chrisplus(m): 4:16pm On May 04, 2011 |
since u knew der was no happy ending to it, why ar u bothering us wit dis crap? Hu? |
Romance / Re: The Ugly Truth About Men,women Take Note. by Chrisplus(m): 4:00pm On May 04, 2011 |
true talk. Tis a man's world. But the lady's jst dont get. They kip competing wit us, @ the end they ll cry, n regret it |
Romance / Re: Dating Isnt Fair - What Do Women Really Want? by Chrisplus(m): 10:31am On Apr 02, 2011 |
Babzilla:GBAM!!! |
Romance / Re: Blackbery Craze: An Encounter With A Blackberry Babe by Chrisplus(m): 1:21pm On Mar 26, 2011 |
d truth is dat majority of chiks fluanting BB dint buy it with der own cash, it is from some mugu, some ar even joint efforts, a merger of boyfrends raisin capital base, and evry month another mugu has 2 pay d 3k, |
Romance / Re: Illiterate Gurl? by Chrisplus(m): 11:01pm On Feb 17, 2011 |
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Jokes Etc / Cabe by Chrisplus(m): 4:28pm On Feb 04, 2011 |
boss: Steve, call me a cab. Steve: Alrite boss, u askd 4 it, ur a cab. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Women's Ears: by Chrisplus(m): 7:01am On Jan 29, 2011 |
Nelson**: Nelson**:guy u seem 2 hv troble gettin along wit women?, |
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Husbands Avoid Questions: by Chrisplus(m): 10:49pm On Jan 28, 2011 |
tanx 4 nothing, u rili knw hw 2 spoil time |
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 2:35pm On Jan 28, 2011 |
Studio CFR:my man studio, i was also jokin |
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 11:16am On Jan 28, 2011 |
Studio CFR:maybe d chief of ur village can help u find d joke on google |
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 10:57am On Jan 28, 2011 |
yinkalink:thanx dear, it tks one wit gr8 sense of humur 2 grab a gud joke |
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 9:36am On Jan 28, 2011 |
Nelson**:just like you |
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 7:42am On Jan 28, 2011 |
Jopati:weed is weed, depends on how u smoke it |
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 7:08am On Jan 28, 2011 |
Studio CFR:check in ur breast pocket, dts if ur wearin any shirt. |
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 10:26pm On Jan 27, 2011 |
tis 2 much weed dts makin it hard 4 u 2 apreciate gud jokes, cos i v noticed b4 now dt u dnt apreciate anyfin gud |
Jokes Etc / Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 7:11am On Jan 27, 2011 |
Studio CFR:i guess u left ur sense of humur in google, dts y u hv 2 go tru google 2 find d joke. |
Jokes Etc / D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 11:07am On Jan 26, 2011 |
a guy wit 50 inches penis, has been hvin troble nailin chiks, cos dey alwys complain of his manliness been 2 big. So d guy went 2 a socerer 4 help, after bringing evryfin he ws askd 2 bring, d socerer den askd him 2 go in2 d woods, der he ll meet a frog, den he shuld ask d frog 2 marry him, each time d frog says no, he ll loose ten inches, wen he got 2 d woods he saw d frog @ d very spot he was told, d followin insured, MAN: frog ll u marry me? FROG: no! So d guy lukd n saw he has lost ten inches, he wen further, frog ll u marry me?, d frog said no again, n he lost anoda ten inches, den d guy ask d frog again, dis time d frog got angry, an yelled bck @ d guy, NO! NO!! NO!!! N 4 d last time NO |
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