base on say me na confam waffi pessin...mai jux tell u.
lock up that place wey u dey stay oh bros..u don enter warri ? u sure? u don see waffi babe? shuooo wetin u dae yarn

Akpos walked into the class with a black eye
TEACHER: what's wrong?
AKPOS: my house is very small.me,my mum and dad sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks,"akpos,are u asleep?" then i say no and he slaps my face and gives me a black eye.
TEACHER: tonight when ur dad asks again,keep dead quiet and dont answer.
The following morning,akpos comes back with a severe black eye again.
TEACHER: my goodness! Why the black eye again?
AKPOS: dad asked me again,akpos are u sleeping? And i shut up and dont say anything.next thing i know,my mum nd dad started moving at the same time mum wass breathing erratically,kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hynea on the bed.then dad asked mum,are u cuming? Mum said 'yes i am coming'. 'Are u coming too?' Dad answered 'yes'. They dont usually go anywhere without me so i said, "wait for me,i'm coming too!!"

Chinese couple living in lagos gave birth to a black baby. In anger husband asked wife..chu zin pi,why baby black? She replied we live in Nigeria,no electricity..me hot..u hot..sex hot..baby burnt!

Lets kill english in anyway we can...
1. I came to your house but u didnt dey
2. I saw u there and i'm seeing you here,are you twice?
3.open the tap to the loudest
4. Why are you hiding your talented? Cant you joking?
5. Can you hear the smell of that food?
ADD URZ AND LET THE FUN CONTINUE

#Sagittarius...well ah reserve moi comments sha

I nr know say muslim still dey celebrate valentine o

He drank tea,so what? Who e help eh

On a scale of one to ten (1-10),how many would u rate them?

Lol funny thread!
Ah don drink pepper soup wey i dey bring tears comot from eye,cattarh dey comot for my nose, ah wan nearly die!

Ah nor fit oh! How i wan take approach am? "excuse me madam your trouser is torn and ur bum is showing"

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Are we getting addicted to social networks??
These days in secondary schools,dont be surprised to find a student writing something like 'aw ar u' (how are you) all because of social networks (2go,facebook,eskimi etc) that they spend hours on..which in turn affect their education ....i think this social network of a thing is getting out of hand. What do you guys say?

Na wa oh! Nothing wey we no go see 4 dis our 9ja!