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Autos / Re: Expensive Digital Tyre Guage Not Working by chrizdave: 8:37pm On Oct 11, 2020
I would have done so but I got it from jumia.. and it's already past the 2 weeks window for returning bought items.. does anyone use digital tyre guage? Please come direct me biko.. the item do come on but it's always on zero.. it doesn't seem to read the pressure of the tyre..

2special:
return it back to the seller for advice
Autos / Expensive Digital Tyre Guage Not Working by chrizdave: 7:26pm On Oct 11, 2020
Hello all.. compliments of the season in advance
I got a digital tyre guage..but I've tried to make it work... It doesn't seem to read any value.. I've tried several times but all to no avail.. is it I'm doing it wrong or the product I got is defective...
Please help.. thanks.


Can anyone direct me on how to use it please?
Romance / Re: We Ain't Dating Yet - Should I Get Her A Phone? by chrizdave: 11:38pm On Aug 06, 2020
shocked

greggng:


Is a shame you 've to seek advice for a simple matter like this here. What is a phone that u 've to think and seek advice for? Are u a real man? Do things without asking for reward ...that is how to get blessed By God? Buy her the phone if she loves you let it be for the fact of who you are not for material things u gave her. ...afterall u came to the world with nothing and u will go with nothing ...Grow up man . I trained my girl friend till she graduated ..today we 've gone our separate ways with happiness
Car Talk / Re: Why Not Buy And Ship From Cotonou To Lagos Port by chrizdave: 3:08pm On May 23, 2020
Na wetin we be hear o bros..


timifakay:


Hahahahaha... Lie from pit of hell
Car Talk / Re: Why Not Buy And Ship From Cotonou To Lagos Port by chrizdave: 6:05pm On May 22, 2020
Yes quite cumbersome, but some people are extremists, from bad cars to tampered milage..and there is a saying cars in cotonou are as they were shipped from abroad..no fix or touches...

Anybody has thought of this at all?


GAZZUZZ:


cumbersome.

Car full Lagos at the right price.
Car Talk / Why Not Buy And Ship From Cotonou To Lagos Port by chrizdave: 6:01pm On May 22, 2020
Hello Gurus in the house. I was thinking about this; due to the recent parties closure of Nigerian boarder against goods... With car buyers no longer given the option of buying car from Cotonou and using land boarders, my thoughts are why not Buy a car at cotonou, then ship the car to Lagos port and clear it... Is this even advisable, cost effective or a total no...

Cc: Gazzuzz , Nurey and the host of others..
Travel / Re: FG Extends Flight Ban By Four Weeks by chrizdave: 6:11pm On May 06, 2020
Please who knows if this extended lockdown in flights affects land boarders also...is it only flights are grounded while land boarders are opened already?
Romance / Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by chrizdave: 3:47pm On Apr 24, 2020
Raydos:
Girls like OP will be very easy to have sex with!!

If Joe had waited a little bit longer, He will definitely Kpansh this OP, But I guess He isn't a bad guy, Cos According to this write-up, OP likes Joe already!

I was once in Joe's shoes too, She also told me She has a boyfriend, But by the look of things, I sensed she's still kinda into me

Las Las I Yansh the girl, Upon say she get Boyfriend ooo!!

Seconded
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed? Share Your Experience!! by chrizdave: 5:17pm On Apr 23, 2020
Ninethmare:
when we voted for Buhari, we were all scammed.

He was just feeding us with the Lamba during campaign
All na wash

He is the greatest yahoo boy of all time.

Like if you agree
Share if you don't

Sinzu Money
Car Talk / Re: Club-Lexus by chrizdave: 4:43pm On Apr 18, 2020
Deoboss:


Leave the RX400h. Buy the Toks Lexus RX330 or better still RX350 (2007-2008). Whether full option or basic. Thank me later grin

Thanks I get...

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Car Talk / Re: Club-Lexus by chrizdave: 12:38pm On Apr 18, 2020
KINGreignn:


For now, except you're close to Gazzuzz and few others, do not go near RX400h or else you may not find things easy when the hybrid inverter or battery pack goes bad. The hybrid battery packs and inverter cost some good money though.


I'd advice you stick with the normal ICE variants RX330. That said, I have a registered RX330 for sale which I used personally, if it's okay by you you can check it out.

https://www.nairaland.com/5744694/registered-2005-lexus-rx330-sale


I'm close to Lagos...what about a situation where either the hybrid battery or the inverter has been changed before it comes into Nigeria? I'm talking about a toks.

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Car Talk / Re: Club-Lexus by chrizdave: 10:52pm On Apr 17, 2020
Hello house. Wonderful job out here. I'm considering getting either an Rx 330 or Rx 400h. The 400h beats the 330 in engine speed and other little areas..but my uttermost concerns about getting the 400h is the probability of the hybrid battery dying or the inverter getting bad. Please I need your personals views about which would be ideal for our naija use( all factors considered) I heard to change the hybrid battery runs into almost 1 million....
Romance / Re: Life Without A Girlfriend. by chrizdave: 4:38am On Mar 13, 2020
On point


ubunja:
you are on point. No girl puts a gun to your head and forces you to spend. We spend because we CHOOSE to spend. We open the wallet ourselves.

What most guys lack is the self control and fortitude to resist spending. Just like sluts lack the self control and the fortitude to resist opening their legs to strangers.

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Romance / Re: Life Without A Girlfriend. by chrizdave: 11:07pm On Mar 12, 2020
Lol. I ain't talking about no dating drill that you have to memorize and cram. I'm talking about you changing your mindset.

Kollinzgee decided to let his guards down and
downplay what women can do when you give them the upper hand..

Once you have the game in you, it affects everything around you..

Enjoy your SIMPony Mr. smiley


Albertone:

When you're ready to settle down, you'll see how girls will start to play you tongue

Karma is a bit*h....ask kollinzgee cheesy

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Romance / Re: Life Without A Girlfriend. by chrizdave: 10:45pm On Mar 12, 2020
So much Simps on the forum really. Ya all be crying and acting as if when you are in a relationship, you are mandated to give our money or spend much more that you can.
You the man. You decide when to spend and how much to spend and how long to spend..
Being in a relationship doesn't mean you have to let displease yourself to please anyone..
It all boils down to one thing. Ya all still worship asses and women!
If you are in control of your relationship, you would not have the issue of spending more than you intend to.
There are levels you put your serious relationship to that the girl herself would give you freedom to do whatever you want only on the condition you use some Jacket.
I thought it was a lie when I first came across this from Hardddon and Ubunja's posts.

My own girl begged me to only cheat only on the condition I use condom �

Get your girl to that level and see you control woman in any way you want.

Read up and digest some redpill shit.
You don't need to act it all 100%.

Just 80% and you are good to go!

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Car Talk / Re: BBNaija: Was Mercy Shortchanged With The Innoson Car Prize? by chrizdave: 2:31pm On Oct 10, 2019
Innoson is assembling parts and rebadging ‘em

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Romance / Re: How Can I Cut This Guy Off Without Hurting His Feelings? by chrizdave: 2:52am On Oct 10, 2019
shocked


donstan18:
You are still a small girl in her Hoe-Phase.

Ask the nearest unmarried aged ladies around you, with time, reality and body go start to dey tell you, after the non-Nigerian guy is done with you.

He might even be the person behind the white guy's account.
Sports / Re: Ukraine Vs Nigeria: International Friendly (2- 2) Full Time by chrizdave: 8:41pm On Sep 10, 2019
Cricfree. Sc

Remove the space
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by chrizdave: 11:51am On Jun 16, 2019
Thanks for this. The ish is that I might not include I am enrolled in a university here due to the reasons you cited. I can explain the gaps, but I do not have any certifications To go with what I might say.



Bracha:
Here is my opinion on this:

I believe you could get the visa, BUT you'd need to explain the 6 years gap convincingly, if you don't include in your SOP that you're currently in your second year at a university here. If you do include the info about being already enrolled in Nigeria, you'd have to explain why you're choosing Canada which is much more expensive, and believe me a strong excuse would have to be used here, one very convincing to sway the VO.

Either way it's up to you to decide to finish here or not. If you do decide to go for the undergraduate, you'll need to send your WAEC transcripts/certificate.


Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by chrizdave: 4:12am On Jun 16, 2019
Hello bosses in the house. Help a guy in a delima. Thumbs up to the good works going on here. I have been following the thread since part 14.. the situation on ground is I am in 200l in a Nigerian university for a 5-year course. I am thinking of getting a study visa for an undergraduate program or finish up over here and go for masters....and I discovered transcripts would be required. If I am applying for an undergrad program, what transcript would I send. I finished sef school 2013...in early 20’s

Please drop a bit of advice. It wld be highly appreciated. @bracha @optimusprime21 @frankrobbn1
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 15 by chrizdave: 3:43pm On May 24, 2019
Can we talk. It’s aint about ur admission process but about the professional course u had certs in.



ralfudoh:
I said to myself: I must testify before the end of this part
First application
Feb 24th 2016.
Refused 4th march 2016.
Reasons : Purpose of visit and home ties.

2nd application
June 21st 2018
Biometrics 22nd June 2018.
I was in Lagos for a friends wedding, decided to do medicals on 25th August 2018. Sent to CIC and my online profile was updated to passed on 29th August, same day, eligibility review started.
On May 14th 2019, I was asked to submit an updated admission letter because my resumption date had passed. I called my school and after 10mins, letter dropped, I forwarded to CIC. 24th May 2019, Original passport request dropped. Application approved.
My application took almost a year. I sent over 1000 mails (not exaggerating) regarding my application. I was sending 5mails to Lagos office and 5 to London every morning and evening. I mailed 121 MP's in Ontario province where my school is located, twice. I mailed the prime ministers office and the immigration ministers office, they responded after the third round of mails, and asked for more information which I furnished them with and I was told I will hear from them before 24th May 2019.
And on the 24th of May, 2019, my application was approved and I was asked to submit my passport for stamping. As if Gods favor is not enough for me. While I went to submit my passport after 15mins of getting PPR, I walked into VFS and did the process, got my number, the whole place was so crowded (1st time am seeing VFS Abuja so crowded), I sat down, removed the passport request letter and was reading it again to be sure if am not dreaming. Guess what guys, the manager of VFS walked out of his office, walked past me and came back and asked if am here to submit my passport and I said yes, he called me, when behind the counter, collected my passport and signed on the letter, put it in the VFS bag and that was how I was attended to. The entire VFS Abuja were surprised to see a June 21st 2018 applicant. They checked twice to be sure. I can't thank Jehovah for his infinite Grace towards me. He is the Almighty and supreme being.

Docs submitted
All IMM forms
Personal bank statement of over 11million and cash flow of 24million.
Share certificate of shares with Mobil.
C of O of two landed properties in Lagos.
Land agreement of land bought in Benue.
Stanbic ibtc pension account.
CAC documents of a company i own 40% stakes.
C of O of mum landed property with receipts of rents paid by tenants.
Contracts awarded to my company.

Degree cert in Electrical/Computer Engineering
Transcripts.
Referee letters
Study leave letter from current employer and from co owned company.
Over 17 professional certifications (from CCNA to CCNA SECUIRTY to CCNP to OCA to PMP to Web design to Ethical Hacking.)
Am going for Embedded Systems Development.


Highlights of my application:

I didn't pay a dime of my tuition. I have a virgin passport. I am single. A college applicant. Submitted a one page well detailed SOP.

Special mentions @makano (Mr Ginger)
Sleekysoft, 042viber(soft boy), Hunkerbert (A.K.A coded) Austacus. The list is endless. Thank you everyone. I wish all TRV hopefuls to adopt the NEVER GIVE UP mentality like Liverpool did against Barca. If u watch football, you will understand better.
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 15 by chrizdave: 7:34pm On May 19, 2019
Frankrobbn1:


Have you acquired a bachelor's degree in the past? Your best chance is to opt for a degree that is higher than your already completed one which is a PGD.

I am in my second year studying engineering which is a 5 year course. I have two options: either wait to finish my bsc here or start afresh with a bsc program over there. Confused.
And please what the chance of getting approved for a BSc program since most ppl here apply for either masters or PDG
Thanks!
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 15 by chrizdave: 1:07am On May 19, 2019
I need detailed information about how to get statrted.i have read from d beginning. Just a quick question. Which is better to study.. Undergraduate BSc program or PG
Travel / Re: How Airport Officials Can Easily Plant Drugs On Your Luggage (Photos) by chrizdave: 6:04pm On May 04, 2019
ifyalways:

Hmmmn
So when you pick your luggage at Nigerian airport you just zoom off? No one checks your tags and luggage to see that it corresponds?

Interesting , coming from a frequent flyer.

This did not happen in nigeria, i have never been to Saudi so i cant comment about their airport but generally, arrivals at every airport usually have the tighest scrutiny, security and checks.

Security in Nigeria’s Airports are questionable. I have traveled and picked up my luggage’s from the conveyors belt without no one checking anything several times.
Politics / Re: Osun Guber: We Now Have The Appeal Court In Our Pocket – Apc Leaders Boast by chrizdave: 8:59pm On May 03, 2019
WHEN THE HELL ARE THEY GOING TO UPGRADE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE. ITS BEEN STATIC SINCE TIME IMMEMORIAL. are the mods not seeing request for upgrades?

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Politics / Re: Osun Guber: We Now Have The Appeal Court In Our Pocket – Apc Leaders Boast by chrizdave: 8:58pm On May 03, 2019
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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 37 Yahoo Boys In Owerri, Cars Recovered by chrizdave: 2:09pm On May 03, 2019
Hoodbilonia:
Daz y i ha8 big cars
Im a mature man
I cant hit 5m and use 3.8m to buy benz
I invest bro
Or i no spend am at all
Im waitin till dey nabb my guys wey dey insult me.
Im not in a hurry,in the next 2yrs i go stop G
Fly out,buy house for yankee
No coming back

You got the OT man!!!
Celebrities / Re: #SaveBisola: "Tunde Ednut Is A Hyprocrite" Trends On Twitter by chrizdave: 12:39pm On Apr 30, 2019
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Travel / Re: Nigeria Living In Azerbaijan by chrizdave: 12:29am On Dec 08, 2018
madu1000:
azebaijan is a very good country in terms of work studies and so on.

Chief I fit pm you for this Azerbaijan levels?
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: post removed by chrizdave: 2:03pm On Feb 11, 2018
Ubunja my man, i haileth thee, jez wanna ask u, do u ask gal out (as in dating) or on what levels do u put them,

CC: Ubunja
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: post removed by chrizdave: 10:58pm On Jan 27, 2018
ubunja ama following you lyk d moon follows d sun, more ink 2 ur pen. lemme kno wen d ebook iz ready.

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