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Science/Technology / by Chu9ja: 4:55am On May 08, 2020
Literature / Campus Story : The Jagaban Of Unizik by Chu9ja: 3:40pm On Jan 12, 2020
Title: The Jagaban of Unizik

Episode 1

Chijioke used to be a school-phobian right from his elementary school days. He never liked going to school. Infact, as at his primary 1 class, he was nicknamed “Onye ujo akwukwo”.


His parents forced him so much that he had no other choice than to adapt. Even when he did, he never performed well in class, he was the dullest pupil in his class and they had to re-nicknamed him “Itiboribo”� but he never cared, anyway.�
It’s not really a good thing to hear but the truth be told; his mother was the cause of all his non-chalant attitudes. She over-pampered him and hardly chastise him.�

Chijioke continued that way till he managed to proceed to college. He was allegedly involved in a cult clash as at his JSS3 which led to his expulsion from the school, but before that, he had been a thorn in the flesh to the School prefects �, he came to school whatever time that seemed him right, go home whenever he choose to.


One day, the School Disciplinary Prefect flogged him and he gave him couples of blows till he blowed off his tooth! �☹�
From that day every other person avoided him like leprosy.�

His father never liked him for his notorious acts but his mother do support him directly or indirectly.
Chijioke was later enrolled in another school where he completed his secondary school.
He didn’t graduate with good grades at all but his mother arranged everything till he was pushed to the university.

When he got to the university; UNIZIK, precisely he even became more notorious.
He joined a very notorious confraternity there.�
He went about causing trouble everywhere till he was declared wanted. He was later named the JAGABAN when he succeded in killing the CAPON of their rival cult group.�

At the mention of JAGABAN, students and even lecturers trembled, infact, the fear of JAGABAN was the beginning of wisdom for every UNIZIK student!�



JAGABAN’s father died of heart attack as a result of all his notorious acts but he never cared!
He became a hardened criminal, politicians used him and his fellow cultists for thuggery and ballot snatchings during election.�

Anyone contesting for SUG posts in the school dare not do such without JAGABAN’s consent, else he pays with his life���

Jagaban could enter a class and tell the lecturer to walk away….and with our hesitation the lecturer will.
Jagaban became a terror that by 9PM, them no born you well make you come outside, ��

From 9pm to 2am was popularly referred to as JAGABAN night, iF you had a night party that could last till dawn, its either you settle jagaban or you don’t hold it. �


No one sees Jagaban’s face, he is always on mask,
I could remember a female friend of mine who Jagaban raped in broad day light in the lecture hall, all because she refused answering his call. ��

Once he passes you and you don’t hail him, he will make sure you go home empty and naked.

Everyone feared him �

JAGABAN in his quest to become the CAPON of his confraternity never relented in causing trouble. Even as the school authority tried their best to curtail his notorious acts, it even became worse!����
JAGABAN was finally made the CAPON when he led a nine-man squad inter cult clash in his school.
His confraternity had a very bloody clash with one of their rivals again and the result was 7 to nil as JAGABAN and his boys slewed seven of their rivals and the rest ran away��� JAGABAN losed non of his members.���
This particular clash was so bloody that students ran home for their dear lives���

JAGABAN had gotten what he so much longed for, (THE CAPON�☠�) but it’s like this time, his days had been numbered���
The school resumed after the clash but all have sworned that he won’t go scot-free this time���

The school authority arranged with SCHOOL ANTI CULT SQUAD and the SPECIAL ANTI ROBBERY SQUAD to apprehend JAGABAN.

They even placed a ransom for anyone who could apprehend him. Rival cultists on the other side were hunting for him; they vowed he must pay for all the damages he caused them, JAGABAN too was aware that the battle line had been drawn and therefore he needed to fortify himself ten more times ��☠

The Anti cult squad once caught him in a hotel but he slipped off their hands like okro soup���

He had up to ten armulets; the ones he wore as rings, the ones he wore around the waists and even the ones he wore on his genitals; all these made him “unapprehendable”. Infact, apprehending JAGABAN was as impossible as catching the wind.
He once robbed a bank with his boys and as they attempted to make away with the money, the police intervened but they shot till their bullets were exhausted but it never penetrated JAGABAN and his boys, they still made away with the money.

“Everyday they say is for the thief but one day is for the owner”.
The SPECIAL ANTI ROBBERY SQUAD got a very viable idea to get JAGABAN and that was…using an intelligent female syndicate.

Read Episode 2 here:
https://ngsource.com.ng/campus-stories/campus-story-the-jagaban-of-unizik-episode-2the-fall-of-jagaban-2/
Literature / Campus Story : Conflicted - Episode 1 by Chu9ja: 7:06am On Jan 12, 2020
CAMPUS STORIES

Title: CONFLICTED

Subtitle: How are we gonna get home??!

We arrived at the teens club at eight sharp and I could already hear the booming music from outside. I couldn't start to imagine how loud it was going to be on the inside. "Kev, please can we just go back, I really don't feel like clubbing tonight" I grimaced. [ 1,798 more words]

https://ngsource.com.ng/campus-stories/811/
Celebrities / Watch As Cardi B Was Taught How To Say Mad Ooo In Nigeria by Chu9ja: 4:05pm On Dec 22, 2019
So Cardi B was in Nigeria for a show. Well she learnt some things from here cool

Watch as she was saying mad ooo in video below:
Im having a problem embedding the video. So here's the link:
https://ngsource.com.ng/celebrity/watch-as-cardi-b-learns-how-to-say-mad-o/
Events / Campus Story: The Break Up - Episode 1 by Chu9ja: 1:19am On Dec 20, 2019
After this lady had15 break ups, what happens next?

Did she move on, was the sadness too much?
Read the full campus story to follow the series here
https://ngsource.com.ng/campus-stories/675/
Entertainment / Re: Bloggers Drop Your Contacts. For Business Deal by Chu9ja: 1:16am On Dec 20, 2019
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Literature / Campus Story: That Fateful Night - Episode 1 by Chu9ja: 5:41pm On Dec 04, 2019
Some of us must have had "that fateful night" before wink.

This is a true life camous story of a female University student named Eseosa who did it with her boyfriend against her will

She discloses about her own fateful night.

Read the story here
https://ngsource.com.ng/campus-stories/campus-story-that-fateful-night-episode-1/
Education / Actual Definitioms Of The Fundamental Units In Chemistry by Chu9ja: 3:20am On Jun 09, 2019
Health / Re: Futo 100L Physics Student Dies In Otammiri by Chu9ja: 4:20pm On Jun 05, 2019
FzanyAjibs:
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a mans soul and faith And I was round when jesus christ Had his moment of doubt and pain.
Education / Re: Fastest Tricks To Multiply By 11 by Chu9ja: 2:23am On Jun 05, 2019
frbona:
Shove it down your throat
Get some rest young man
Education / Fastest Tricks To Multiply By 11 by Chu9ja: 5:56pm On Jun 04, 2019
Celebrities / Davido Flexes N979,200 ‘miami Suya’ He Ate In One Night (photos) by Chu9ja: 7:39am On May 26, 2019
Last night, Davido made series of videos of himself ordering and eating 3 steaks of roasted meat worth $1,000 each in the US.
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Celebrities / Wizkid, Tiwa Savage's "Romance" Waxes Stronger by Chu9ja: 7:23am On May 26, 2019
During the week, a video surfaced online in which Starboy Entertainment artiste, Wizkid, could be seen lightly spanking Tiwa Savage’s butt. Expectedly, the rumour mill went agog with several fans insisting that the relationship between both artistes was beyond platonic.

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Health / Futo 100L Physics Student Dies In Otammiri by Chu9ja: 9:56am On May 25, 2019
A futo Student in Physics dept .dies while swimming in otammiri. . . cry
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Education / [video]you Will Be Amazed At What This Kid Can Do With Numbers by Chu9ja: 3:24am On May 21, 2019
Very Smart Kid cool
Watch The Kid At Work
Business / Re: The 6 Richest MTN Individual Shareholders In Nigeria by Chu9ja: 3:22am On May 21, 2019
Rukky2010:
Good one... God bless our hustle
Amen smiley
Business / The 6 Richest MTN Individual Shareholders In Nigeria by Chu9ja: 1:43am On May 20, 2019
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MTN Group Limited, Africa’s largest mobile phone company, last week, listed its Nigerian unit on the Nigerian Stock Exchange. shocked
MTN Nigeria is the market leader in the mobile telecom space in Africa’s most populous country, with more than 67 million customers at the end of last year, according to the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC).
According to Forbes, with a market capitalization north of $6 billion, MTN Nigeria becomes the second largest company on the Nigerian bourse after Dangote Cement which has a current value of more than $8.3 billion.
MTN chose a listing without an IPO, simply . . .
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Education / Today Marks Ex Super Eagle Footballer Samuel Okwaraji's 55th Birthday by Chu9ja: 1:07am On May 19, 2019
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Did your hear of the Nigerian Player who slumped on the field while scoring for Nigeria against India who had scored 99goals? Thats a Big lie! Well, today marks his 55th birthday
Continue Reading to Know the True story!
Celebrities / Re: Davido's "Wifey" Chef Chi Defends Her Beauty In Stunning Photos! by Chu9ja: 11:57am On May 15, 2019
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Celebrities / Davido's "Wifey" Chef Chi Defends Her Beauty In Stunning Photos! by Chu9ja: 11:54am On May 15, 2019
Davido's 'wifey' , as the singer fondly calls her has taken to instagran to release stunning pictures of herself during a makeup session. Beautiful indeed cool

See Photos Here
Education / Re: UTME: I Don’t Want My High Score Wasted, JAMB Top Scorer Cries Out by Chu9ja: 11:53pm On May 14, 2019
Okay smiley
TV/Movies / Explained! What Really Happened To Loki In Avengers: Endgame by Chu9ja: 3:31pm On May 14, 2019
Russo Brothers have decided to explain what happened to Loki in Avengers: Endgame. The fact that Tom Hiddleston is in the movie at all is kind of a spoiler, but the ban has officially been lifted for a week now and the majority of hardcore Marvel fans have seen the movie by now. Plus, the God of Mischief was spotted in some leaked set photos from over a year ago.
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Education / UTME: I Don’t Want My High Score Wasted, JAMB Top Scorer Cries Out by Chu9ja: 3:17pm On May 14, 2019
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The highest scorer in the 2019 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME), Ekene Franklin Ezenala, has expressed worry over the possibility of. . .Continue Reading
Crime / Student films self drinking sniper over UTME result by Chu9ja: 12:09pm On May 14, 2019
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A 22-year-old man, identified simply as Segun, is battling for his life at a general hospital in Ogun State after he drank insecticide, sniper.
We gathered that the victim had scored 167 in the last Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examinations.
Segun, who was unhappy with his result, went on Twitter and expressed frustration at his repeated failure to secure admission into a tertiary institution despite several attempts. sad
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Phones / New Whatsapp BLOCK Revealed - Your Phone Could Stop Working Within Months by Chu9ja: 2:00am On May 13, 2019
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WHATSAPP fans could soon face the nightmare of not being able to access their messages as a new block is announced.
Whatsapp users could soon be forced to buy a new phone as the popular messaging app has revealed more blocks are being put in place.
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Celebrities / Cctv Update Of Naira Marley's Arrest by Chu9ja: 2:05am On May 12, 2019

Celebrities / Neymar Banned For 3 Matches For Lashing Out At Fan by Chu9ja: 2:53am On May 11, 2019
Paris Saint-Germain striker Neymar was banned for three matches Friday with a further two-match ban suspended for lashing out at a fan following the club’s shock defeat in the French Cup final.
Announcing the ban, the French football federation said the sanction would go into effect from May 13 allowing the Brazilian superstar to appear for the French . . .
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