Have they checked by the road side grass?

Bring it. I will give you #10m this time next year.

slawomir:
Please guys my lecturer gave me an assignment to find out exactly the name of the song this guy was actually dancing to


Please help it carries fifty marks

Makosa.

Just be careful with your money!

Hope, I am not the only one who is irritated by seeing this nonsense display of irresponsibility.

Idleness.

We are celebrating akpuraka in Nigeria when others are already on magnetic trains. Giant of Africa indeed.

Debramaye:
sorry but you just did

Don't mind me.

I don't have time to reply this trash.

Has she been making up?

What Achebe could see while lying down, you can not see it while standing on a mountain.

The fact remains that, human wants are insatiable.

He has the right to his opinion.

Abjay97:
She maybe Jehovah Witness

Commenting without reading is the result of this.

That is what you gain from being too local. A dull girl carries pregnancy every year in her fathers house.

Your height is sending a wrong signal about your paternity though you are also arrogant like the person who trained you.

ProWalker:
If Ipob try any nonsense today, they will see python dance on their heads

Yes you are right. No wonder the crowd is unbelievable.

Is she even a white woman or Bororo. The ignorant ones think they are white. After all what is special about fragile skin?

The man has eye defect. The two eyes don't have the same focal point. The right eye is at angle 90 degrees while the left is 45 degrees.

You can as well ask, why was it Moses that God used to fee the Israelites from the land of Egypt? God can use any body or thing to answer our prayers.

Which Fela?

I like this man. May his days be longer.

teekaybells:
hmmm...

I can never forget the day i was dragged by the balls like this by my ex over mere unsubstantiated suspicions borne majorly out of sheer insecurity.

Na God save me sha..

I don't understand this Nairaland again. Do females have balls?

Don't let the harlot scatter your home!

Godfullsam:
I hate draw soups with passion.

I hate anything draw, be it okro, ewedu, ogbono etc. In fact, the moment I see someone eating with draw soup, I will just dislike the person for no reason.

More reason I don't like eating in restaurants because I can't stand the sight of people eating draw .

Once I know that a particular plate has bn used to serve any kind of draw soup, I will never use thesame plate for anything again.

It is a mind thing. If you change your mind, you start liking them.

He is only doing the job he is paid for by the government. Just lean to obey the rules to avoid being fined.

Don't let buglers start breaking into poor peoples homes.

Now, I know that this man is a tribal bigot. No wonder he can not manager LAUTHEC because he thinks it is only Ighos that are there. (Constituted authority)���

Cutezt:
Ever needed to run Windows XP on your Android Gadget?

Ever thought of running desktop OS on your mobile?

A large number of people don't have any acquaintance with this but it is really conceivable to run the Windows XP on your Android gadget. Indeed in spite of the fact that it runs slowly, it is an amazing and impressive feature, so read this tutorial carefully to gain some new useful knowledge you never knew your Android can to do.

By following this article and using couple a of basic systems techniques, you can run XP on your gadget, and this will surely and clearly impress your friends.

REQUIREMENTS NEEDED TO RUN WINDOWS OS ON MY MOBILE

Before you begin this venture, you require certain things to be done which are given beneath and the other thing is that if your phone is rooted then this is not going to work

Also, make sure the below listed requirements are checked


At least 512MB of random access memory (RAM) is needed, but 1GB ram is recommended for it to run smoothly.

At least 2GB memory card space.

Limbo Pc Emulator, Limbo Windows emulator for android is a software or a program for android. It is used to Run the Windows operating system in an Android gadget. Henceforth, you can get to every one of the features of a window like Windows XP, Windows 7, windows 8 and so on in your Android gadget.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=fr.energycube.android.app.com.limbo.emu.main&hl=en Download Limbo PC Emulator QEMU x86 Here or from playstore.

The image file for the specific windows OS needed

(For now, we are only able to get the ones provided below as Microsoft are making it difficult by removing it from Google Drive)

https://yadi.sk/d/20xpNPLyiYzTL
Download Windows 7 Img file Here

https://drive.google.com/uc?id=0BwOfbMzsiBVdcm9EY2RaNzZZVnc&export=download Download Windows XP Img file Here

https://mega.nz/#F!HkxUgIoB!rdW3MbmQwkTcsFaebrwYtA

https://www.mediafire.com/folder/1328glrs31jdj/Documents

Download Windows 8.1 Img file Here

When you have checked the list of requirements, then we may begin the tutorial.


Make sure you have downloaded the Limbo pc emulator app on your phone, if you have, then Run the limbo app and close immediately, it is required you do this in order for the Limbo app to create a Limbo Folder on your gadget.

2.open your file manager, scroll to your internal memory, search for the folder created by limbo on your device, and afterward open the limbo folder and paste the image (img) file you downloaded earlier to the folder.

3. Open limbo app , tap on load machine and select new, at that point enter the name you wish to shoulder on your os.

4. Tap on user interface and select SDL

5. Tap on architecture and select x86

6. Tap on cpu model and select quemu 32

7. Tap on cpu cores and select as either 1,2,3 or 4 depending on your device capability.

8. Tap on RAM and select 512MB (depending on you)

9. Tap on storage and select harddisk A, open and scroll to were you pasted your image file (limbo folder) and afterward, select it.

10. Tap on VGA Display and select STD

11. Tap on orientation and select landscape then, under the Advanced options, check mark the Fullscreen option and leave the rest as it is.



12. Presently, scroll up and tap play.

Wohaaaaa, your windows has successfully been installed on your Android phone





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Now you can install softwares and use them as you want, surely, when it comes to operating systems, android is miles ahead of others

You can watch the video tutorial here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSoPR8HZBRY&itct=CCwQpDAYCSITCPLJopue89QCFVmGVQodHHwB-zILYzQtdmlkZW9zLXVaGFVDRzk0R00xU3l1dTYtU0Rha09zcDcyQQ%3D%3D&client=mv-google&gl=NG&hl=en

http://tutsmap..com/2017/07/how-to-install-any-version-of-windows.html

Lalasticlala seun mynd44 Dominique

Please, how can I install a software now that I have succeeded running Windows 95 and xp?

Zenithsblog:



A man is soliciting for advice from internet users after he allegedly caught his servant having sex with the housemaid in his car.

According to the man identified as John Ikedi Mmaduegbunam, the boy has served him for seven years and is supposed to be settled officially this December before the incident which happened last Sunday.

The man who has sent the servant back to the village over the act, is now asking whether he should still go ahead and settle him.
Many online users have urged him to settle the servant since the sexual intercourse was a mutual agreement between two adults.

Below is what John shared on Facebook;
My people, i need your advice.



See more:
https://zenithnaija.com/man-confused-after-catching-servant-having-sex-with-housemaid-in-his-car/

What has sexual indulgence got to do with settlement? you have started now. You want to use that as an excuse as it has been your modus operandi.

I am still searching for the sexy body.

They actually resemble. The difference is her bigger face.