buyaka:

i am a Deltan from Ethiope west LGA and reside in PH

Its like Deltans are much in PH, hope U guys would try connect, make una fit meet eachother.

VIPICO na rastafarian but na ARMPIT he dey train he DADA

@lilrukevwe

One Love to U too and welcome Bro.

@ohwofasa

Happy Birthday to You, hope say my Rice and drinks still dey.

hotchic:

rosquare! that was a good write up. chuxy ! hi ya?

@rosquare
what can I say

@hotchic
Hi 2 U too, hw are u doin.

10 times is even too much sef

try :

The Sun shall Soon Shine

fast only 3 times

U're so Dumb U went to a Fast food Joint and Demanded 4 Mosquito Laps

@clem

I think U would find a bodywarmer in the Mortuary

@luvgurl

I would Love to meet U

@ Wordsmith

Ur PAPA!!!!!

@AfroCynic

Bleep U men U nothing but a wacko

October 5th, 2007 by bobo
Tuface Shot by Armed Robbers, Battles For Life

According to TheNews, Tuface was attacked and shot at his home last night after returning home from London.

“Hip hop music star, Innocent Idibia popularly known as Tuface, is currently on danger list at Cedar Group Hospital, 202 Road, B Close, Festac Town, Lagos, following an attack on him by unidentified gunmen last night. P.M.News learnt that the award winning artiste was attacked at about 8.30pm at Cele bus stop, along the Apapa-Oshodi Expressway on his way home from the Murtala Mohammed International Airport, Ikeja. He had just arrived the country from London.

Sources said the shots fired by the gunmen hit Tuface on his thigh and he was rushed to the hospital where doctors immediately wheeled him into the theatre to save his life.

As at the time of going to press, doctors had removed about 22 pellets from his thigh and he is currently battling for life at the hospital.”
Source
For what it’s worth, I’ve yet to see any other news sources corroborating this story)

Update: Times of Nigeria has posted a similar report. I wish Tuface all the best and a speedy recovery.

Update 2: Sun News reports indicate the attack occurred while driving… “Oshodi-Apapa Expressway, precisely at Cele Bus stop.” It looks like he’s in good spirits and will make a full recovery.

U are so dumb U just realised U had a fish Brain.

No tope get gun na, Correct Iron, abi Tope I dey lie.

@kool damsel

Of cos U can verymuch wellcome, like U said Delta Dey Ur Blood. Represent!!

@efuah

so where in werein Delta are u from

Yes this is a nice oppurtunity,

Em to Onyeka, Ifeoma, Kate, Sandra, em Josphine, Folasade, Nneka, Toyin, Rukewe, Jennifer, Bose, Princess, Chidima, Nonye, Helen and Fome, hope U get this note I'm really sorry 4 leaving U cos I wont say I broke Ur hearts. I'm really sorry,

and to my bedmates cant mention ur names. Sorry 4 not being serious in d relationship, I know what I'm doing is bad but its as a result of a serious heart I had, since then I swore never to Love any Girl again. so I'm sorry but I dont think I'm really to change. but all d same sorry.

I think its a boy

Breast milk!!

dog meat!!

4 shuzzy!!!!

@afrocynic

U want a challenge well here u have it
U can either accept this lyrically or better still shove it
but hold on what kinda of name is afrocynic
Yeah I guess it mean U got a brain thats so Sick
well I be seeing ur reply in the next session
where I am sure all U wud do is probably bitching
want flows men/ come and I will show the basics
while I will put U through my lyrical lessons
U so cold like a B*tch in her Menses
looking 4 a challenge men U must be outta ur senses

As U can see my rymes are highly rated
Holla back if U dont feel intimidated

@rosquare

Men remember me when You're suffering those Tooth Picks o and I hope You're are not fair in complexion because that their go make You Black come back, well I'm based in Warri and asaba too (where my parents reside) so in both sides.

@chuks4real

Hope You're representing over there in Ph, because You know Deltans no dey slack na hope say You dey visit home sha, welcome on board.

@ufobabe

God bless U girl, as a matter of fact I think I'm in Love with U already, Seriously.

@rosquare

Men how are u coping there, well there enough groove 4 u dis thursday, cos I hear say this thursday na their salah

foxyt:

i am a deltan from isoko north lga, all deltans please come on board and holla at your brothers n sisters. i reside in Eko. wetin u talk na. one love

U are very wellcome on board.

is this suppose to be a joke

@ poster

Really want organsm then come to Daddy , funny keep it coming gurl

@ esty

where's your location now

lovely joke especially the one of the pharmacist daughter and the applicant who was asked if ever arrested, keep it coming.

@lancaster

o boy no be mouth o.


@clemcykul

You go be heavy talkative

@ HOTCHIC

same to You too, are You a deltan, are U representing too?

yes o, cos this is a serious case, I mean what Happened to LOVE DON'T COST A THING

@luv gurl

U're in asaba, were in asaba are u @, I reside @ westend, holla back,

@ bebe

so wht U're trying to say is that when A guy is broke or rather got no money he just hopless and can't get no Love from a girl like U? and U think that fair, pls someone help me out here