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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina Responds To Trump's 'Lifeless' Comment About Buhari by chysam: 1:43am On Aug 29, 2018
Mophasa:
Oga financial times is very credible...

It would have been better to remain silent over the issue than spewing this trash cool

But they refuse to accept they are responsible.
Firstly it was Trump's aides,later three people that know about the matter.
Then only one media house knew about the presidents statement in the whole of America and theu kept it secret for five months until Kenyatta planned to visit America.

So the said aides and the other ghostly three people are equally Editors for FT and will only reveal informations to FT alone in a country with countless media houses

Una think everybody for naija be mumu?
Politics / Re: Police Set To Arrest Femi Fani-Kayode (PHOTOS/REASONS) by chysam: 5:50pm On Aug 24, 2018
eyeview:
This govt keeps putting the wrong foot forward.
They will end up making FFK more popular and a hero.
I can bet that FFK will be jumping and relishing this.

just like Kanu was made popular right?
Crime / Re: Father And Son Arrested While Trying To Butcher Stolen Dog. Photo by chysam: 7:44am On Aug 13, 2018
PrincessB1:
They wanted to sell and probably masticate the remaining 404 meat grin grin

What a lucky dog grin
you will soon be as lucky as the dog
Science/Technology / Re: NASA Launches Parker Solar Probe For Historic Mission To The Sun (Photos) by chysam: 7:18am On Aug 13, 2018
Trottle:


Moon landing my foot!
Even basic knowledge of science shows that it is ABSOLUTELY impossible to land on the moon.

The Van Allen belt alone will render their mission futile.

The American "moon landing", one of the biggest Hollywood gimmick so far was actually about maintaining the Illusion of America's dominance in ALL things and also emerge winner in the "cold war" among other things.

The So-called International Space Station that is LESS than 500 km from the earth is consistently fraught with faults, talk less of a Celestial Body Hundreds of Thousands of Miles away from earth.

Put your "prideful" ignorance down. Some of those that belong to the "Indomie" generation know more than you may possibly ever know. Simple fact.

Send me your whatsapp number,I will send you something that will pull you away from conspiracy theorists.
Science/Technology / Re: NASA Launches Parker Solar Probe For Historic Mission To The Sun (Photos) by chysam: 7:12am On Aug 13, 2018
EzendiEgo1:
Rubbish

How?
Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe: "Boma Goodhead's Actions Were Scripted During NASS Siege" by chysam: 7:28pm On Aug 11, 2018
FarahAideed:
Joe Igbokwe should keep deceiving himself but Itse Sagay has given the APC up as the ones that actually ordered Lawal Daura to lay siege on NASS that day in a bid to turn the Nigerian constitution on it's head as stated by greedy senile man Itse Sagay below..besides is this not the same Joe Igbokwe that posted a fake NYSC picture of kemi Adeosun




So how was he elected? I hope this case wont revoke his portfolio and indict him at the same time.Pdp members are so daft to have forgotten that while they on to 2/3 hypothesis,a total recall of how he was elected will also be effected.
Travel / Re: Udom Constructing Drainage On Atabong Road In Eket (Photos) by chysam: 8:31pm On Aug 02, 2018
HASHTAG
Religion / Re: How To Be A Genuine Christian, Please Read! Don't Go To Hell Fire by chysam: 5:12am On Jul 30, 2018
alBHAGDADI:
Do you think the fire is the type we have here on earth? And how do you know spirit can't be destroy by fire? If so, then why is God sending Satan a spirit being to hell?

Your mumu still dey do jogging

you can only feel pain with a living whole body. Which satan is being sent to hellfire?. Now tell us why hellfire was never mentioned in the old testament,not even by isaiah. Do you think he could know other things and no know abouf hellfire?
Education / Re: Akomolafe Olatunji, Nigerian Philantropist, Donates To 300 Kids In South Africa by chysam: 10:46pm On Jul 28, 2018
Angelb4:
I am not interested in this post. Just talk about PMB and you will make my day!


PMB is Nigerias political messiah,he will,win 20190 general elections to emerge Nigerias president consecutively.

Wont you thank me for making your day?

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Sports / Re: See What Finidi George Looks Like Now (Photos) by chysam: 9:02pm On Jul 22, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
He still looks good. Still in shape.

Ashawo,you wan suck hin dick?
Celebrities / Re: Cash Money Rapper, Birdman, Proposes To His Girlfriend Toni Braxton (pics) by chysam: 12:08am On Jul 22, 2018
Fkforyou:
If she isn't a retired hoe, she has my blessings... undecided

Your blessings?as his father abi?
Sports / Re: Chelsea's Yellow Away Kit For 2018/2019 Premier League Season by chysam: 9:42pm On Jul 20, 2018
Singapore1:


bro you stole my FTC angry angry


if i knack you jazz now people will say i have started
Dancipore,how you dey nah?
Events / Re: Dead Man Made To Sit Like He's Playing Video Game During His Burial(p by chysam: 5:10pm On Jul 20, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Buhari needs something of these genre when he dies. His burial arrangement committee needs to think deep and look for a burial theme of this nature that will be more befitting

And when you die?
Education / Re: Hilarious Poster Warning Against Urinating Outside At Anambra State University by chysam: 2:40pm On Jul 19, 2018
ITbomb:
Back of unused transformer? Sweetest point to urinate,
Shield you from preying eyes and makes sure your piss doesn't draw map on the ground

Ajegunle product spotted!
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Inaugurates Reconstructed Enugu Miliken Hill Road by chysam: 9:00pm On Jul 18, 2018
I thought i would have messages such as ‘na road we go chop?’

So IPOBIANS can celebrate with gusto a 100 meters road that Usain bolt covers in 9secocnds,and yet whatever good thing the president does is easily deliberately underestimated and politically criticised.
KWANTINU

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Crime / Re: Man Murders Brother In Anambra For Beating, Stripping Their Mother Unclad by chysam: 3:37pm On Jul 13, 2018
BLAME IT ON THE FULANIS.

He deserved to die anyway,otherwise he would have mudered MOTHER and SIBLING.
The killer deserve a plate if AKPU for saving his and his mother's lives

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Education / Re: WAEC Result: I'm Disappointed With This Grammar by chysam: 1:11pm On Jul 13, 2018
Now I know the true age of most people on NAIRALAND.No wonder!

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Education / Re: Okorogheye Orisheneye David Gets 9 A1 In WAEC And Scores 332 In JAMB by chysam: 4:56pm On Jul 11, 2018
franchasng:
And he might end up studying Medicine or Engineering and after graduation, he will be struggling to get a job of 100k per month while some dull fellows who hired mercenaries for their exams from secondary school to university become Accountants stealing company fund, some end up as thiefing managers of big conglomerates while the remaining dull students end up becoming our governors and senators while this one is left to blow big grammar up and down, life is not fair, especially to science and engineering graduates in Nigeria, if u know u know cry

Send me your A/C number,you deserve chill N500 kunu to refresh your active brain.
Crime / Re: Customs Intercepts Ontisha Bound Truckload Of 200,000 Live Ammunition In Niger by chysam: 9:10pm On Jul 09, 2018
Redoil:
Apc importing arms

Initially I clicked on ‘report’ before I suddenly realised you are the vice Chairman codeine club.

Yes you are correct APC governments in Anambra,Ebonyi ,Abia and Enugu states should be held responsible
Sports / Re: Luis Enrique Named New Spain Head Coach On 2-Year Deal by chysam: 9:01pm On Jul 09, 2018
BUSHHUNTER:
Spain will still floop!



No time for tiki-taka football again!

EPL super addict spotted.
Politics / Re: Kemi Adeosun Applied For Exemption Certificate – NYSC by chysam: 8:11pm On Jul 09, 2018
smellingmenses:
grin I love Kemi.... IPOB keep wailing... APC is going out...but Kemi I love.
she is my sister,would you love to f....k her?
Politics / Re: 3 Million-youth March In Kano To Counter R-APC by chysam: 6:21pm On Jul 06, 2018
SalamRushdie:


You people are planning to announce false results and Damn the consequences but you must fail trust me ..I already know the outcome of the next election and who will eventually be sworn in and it's not Buhari even though he might initially refuse to concede but international pressure will be too much and he will back down

Pls how much will it cost me to register with your codeine club?

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Romance / Re: "Have Lots Of S3x To Lose Weight, Get Curves"- Weight Loss Pro Advises Girls by chysam: 5:59pm On Jul 06, 2018
Gangster1ms:
Will they hear?
All they know is shakara. Later now they will be fat and shapeless after chopping the boy money.
My six packs is all thanks to enuff nack. Today alone I've nacked 3 times.. 2 more times coming up tonight. Ain't no exercise like nack mehn.

Oun ti je tan

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Politics / Re: Security Operatives At Fela Shrine As Emmanuel Macron Visits by chysam: 12:04am On Jul 04, 2018
Are IPOBIANS allowed entrance?
I am an IPOBIAN,but since Kanu has decided to dump me I am going back to my root. I confess that Lagos is a man·'s land and I need permission to live there.
ndigbo ibem kwezue nu!!
Politics / Re: 2019: Plot To Stop Buhari In Court Uncovered - The Nation by chysam: 9:11pm On Jul 03, 2018
id911:



Don't tell me you believe this Lagos/Ibadan Expressway media propaganda
just like you believed his obituary news by fayooshi,his death news while in london by fayooshi and the PDP,his one million dollar shoe,his wife's ten million dollar handbag,deliberate twist and confuse of a criminal Aisha of haliburton-gate for his wife and denying she travelled to the US even when they knew she did,etc etc etc.

Please go and work on your memory and make it retentive.
Sports / Re: World Cup: Colombia Vs England - 1 - 1 (3 - 4 On Penalties) Full Time by chysam: 8:49pm On Jul 03, 2018
LesbianBoy:
Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

KANEchukwu scores

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

for your mind now,you be bricklayer
Sports / Re: Nigerians React To Mikel Obi Playing Argentina Despite Hearing His Dad's Kidnap by chysam: 5:54pm On Jul 03, 2018
The guy get brain,hin no wan lose hin shirt. SHARP GUY!
Travel / Re: Eyewitness Reveals Cause Of Otedola Bridge Explosion: Foolishness Killed Them by chysam: 12:17pm On Jun 29, 2018
paranorman:
So, twas foolishness that killed many and not the accident itself, according to the witness. Lives gone, sorrow for the loved ones, especially the the breadwinners. Painfull, very saddening.

Lawlessness on part of the danfo driver triggered the accident. You see why we shouldn't pity theese folks when they fall in the lands of the law, especially Lagos State traffic agency?

Snapping photos whilst still in the pool of spilled motor spirit - and he infamous gasoline aka PMS? A liquid whose latent heat of vaporization is very low?

The painfull thing is that the dead don't feel no pain no more but it's the living that feels all the pain and agony of loosing them!

Let your common sense be common o, follow your survival instincts.

And on judgment day,the burnt flesh and bone will regroup for judgment!
E no go better for later jews and oyibo

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Celebrities / Re: Joe Jackson Is Dead! Michael Jackson’s Father Dies At The Age Of 89 by chysam: 6:56pm On Jun 27, 2018
Edu3Again:
This is not the person the middle belt and South would want dead! angry

THROWAY DAT CODEINE FOR YOUR POCKET BEFORE I LAND YOU SLAP TAKE CLEAR YOUR BRAIN
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Says He's Surprised The Referee Refused To Award Them A Penalty by chysam: 5:42pm On Jun 27, 2018
Biibibii:
We all are, its over, you guys played your best but unfortunately it wasn't good enough.. Better luck next time.. By the way may the souls of all those killed in plateau state rest in peace.. 1st to comment for the first time grin

you have just won your own world cup. Ewu awusa
Politics / Re: This Was What Really Happened In Plateau State According To The Presidency by chysam: 8:33pm On Jun 25, 2018
The big question is whether some people can take advantage of earlier crisis.
I am sure the answer can never be ‘NO’.
Crime / Re: Suspected Fulanis Kill Plateau Mourners; 120 Killed - Witness, Police Confirm 11 by chysam: 8:24am On Jun 25, 2018
zombieHUNTER:


It's not karma
But the change they voted for... Which they didn't understand back then...


Change means surrendering their ancestral lands to the Fulani caliphate...

Buhari is somewhere laughing his asss off by now

YOU ARE GETTING IT WRONG. WHAT IS NEEDED IS SOLUTION AND NOT POLITICISATION. FULANIS KILLED UNDER GOVERNMENTS BEFORE BUHARI

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