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Crime / Re: Man Pads His Body With Stolen Items At A Supermarket In Lagos by clive2u(m): 12:31pm On Jan 23, 2020
overdrive:
I wonder what is making him to laugh out loud.
holding up a tattered carton for mugshot is funny na, someone sentenced to death will still find it funny holding up such mugshot
Romance / Re: Lady: 'I Travelled For 18 Hours To See My Boyfriend & This Happened' by clive2u(m): 11:57pm On Jan 22, 2020
Armstrong34:
Click Like if you don't believe this nonsense

Click Share if you believe

you're just looking for likes man
Phones / Re: SIM Recycling Rings Danger For Phone Users by clive2u(m): 11:35pm On Jan 17, 2020
a man once called me and begged me to leave his wife alone that I've made the woman not stay in the house again. the man was crying. my mom queried me a lot asking my I had to go to someone's wife. I pitied the man though

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Crime / Re: Bolufemi Princess Motunrayo: Suicide Or Murder? Facebook User by clive2u(m): 10:24am On Jan 16, 2020
don't Nigerian police dept have some sort of forensic check that they can get finger prints on the crime scene?
or they'll do typical npf way, arrest everybody in the street and ask them to pay 10k for release then close the case
Romance / Re: Man Suffers 3-Day Erection After Using ‘Viagra For Bulls (Pic) by clive2u(m): 5:59pm On Jan 14, 2020
the story would have been, Lady dies after 3 days of sex with her man if they had started knacking
Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriend Wants Me Back by clive2u(m): 11:52pm On Jan 10, 2020
Ladylite:

Wow. I never thought of that.... Hahaha hahaha correct o
lol dey dia na
Romance / Re: Five Female Secondary School Students Rape Biology Teacher To Comma by clive2u(m): 11:51pm On Jan 10, 2020
how can a guy be raped to comma? why don't u just lie and watch them kill their self, when u cum na them go suffer to make u hard again and u keep looking at them kill their selves. the teacher na pussy
Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriend Wants Me Back by clive2u(m): 11:47pm On Jan 10, 2020
Ladylite:



So if your life improved after she left. What are you doing here telling us. Are you expecting relationship advice or you think you have achieved some herculean task?

Ogbeni finish school and get rich.... She is only missing someone to use and whomever she dumped you for has finally dumped her. Use your upper and stay away from ladies for now.
he wants to go back to be eating free food
Romance / Re: What Should I Do, My Baby Is Hanging Out With Another Guy In A Guest House by clive2u(m): 11:43pm On Jan 10, 2020
take agbo and knack real hard then show her the pic in the morning. use condom o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Do You Feel And Cope When You Quit Your 1year Job Without Getting Another by clive2u(m): 11:02am On Jan 06, 2020
if you can hack into the school data base just go get their questions and sell it to the students. don't take my advice o
Travel / Re: My Experience At A Restaurant In Canada by clive2u(m): 7:26pm On Jan 01, 2020
news like this makes me want to go to Canada my country very soon. 2020 my year of Canada. Amen
Career / Re: I Suffer From Stage Fright - Help by clive2u(m): 7:23pm On Jan 01, 2020
ridwan006:
Take enough alcohol before the audience, trust me, stage freight will be history....
listen to this at your own peril. you'll just go and say nonsense if you OD on this. even if it works when the alcohol clears while still on stage you're on your own

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her? by clive2u(m): 1:24am On Dec 28, 2019
you forced her to be your girlfriend so whatever u see just take it like that. she be good girl cos other girls would tell u after all u forced me to be your girlfriend
Career / Re: Start Writing Your Date In Full Format Come 2020 by clive2u(m): 1:01am On Dec 28, 2019
but No one changed 30/01/19 to 30/01/1999
Food / Re: What I Saw Inside Dubic Malt by clive2u(m): 4:38pm On Dec 23, 2019
benjida:

I actually saw through the opening at the top so I decided to cut it open ���
lol. so you peep through the small hole to see if e remain? only God knows what u do to chivita

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Food / Re: What I Saw Inside Dubic Malt by clive2u(m): 2:00pm On Dec 23, 2019
so after drinking u cut open d can to finish that small remaining quantity. u get mind o

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Celebrities / Re: David Ifeanyi Adeleke Is American Citizen Officially by clive2u(m): 4:06pm On Dec 19, 2019
darfay:
What's with all this rubbish foreign citizenship everybody's is flaunting up and down, yesterday was Uriel that would not allow us hear word now This wan. Abegggi

God go bless those of us wey e still remain dey hustle for this hell hole
we no remain for our mind. na condition

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Health / Re: What To Do When Snake Bites You And There Is No Hospital Nearby? by clive2u(m): 8:50am On Dec 19, 2019
cRobo:



Yes it does
cool cos centipede have woke me up a lot of times lately. thank God they didn't bite
Romance / Re: My Husband Has Ordered Me To Delete Whatsapp And Facebook Off My Phone! by clive2u(m): 7:17pm On Dec 18, 2019
and we your in-law concur with your husband
Health / Re: What To Do When Snake Bites You And There Is No Hospital Nearby? by clive2u(m): 7:08pm On Dec 18, 2019
cRobo:
Was bitten by a centipede last night while alseep and I was really scared also

Thank God it wasn't life threatening

Was afraid that it was a snake

I used hot water to massage the spot to neutralize the venom (because i reseached that night that venom are not heat resistant) but them I very was feverish immediately and felt serious heart palpation

But for snake I don't know


As for that dude that say drink kerosene should be careful of the advice they give on this platform

about the centipede, hot water massage cures it?
Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Finally Dumps Ghana For Nigeria, Secures His Work Permit by clive2u(m): 9:29am On Dec 11, 2019
he should come and compete with speed Darlington them cos that's His music category in Nigeria

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Family / Re: My Husband Is Too Jealous by clive2u(m): 5:55pm On Dec 09, 2019
married women should stop being to friendly with guys on social media, some guys don't care if you're married or not. he could've simply download ur pic from profile picture or anywhere, the guy is trying to see if you're too obedient so he takes advantage. don't blame your husband, he prolly used that strategy to get a girl when he was single and it worked. he wouldn't care if he doesn't love you
Romance / Re: Should I Marry A Girl That Pierced Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings? by clive2u(m): 5:48pm On Dec 09, 2019
piercing doesn't mean she's bad the problem is the motive, if she decided to do it by herself you're safe but if its peer pressure then that's where the problem lies cos she'll always want advice from her friends when she's married and that's a big problem

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Legit And Profitable Is Forex Trading by clive2u(m): 4:19pm On Nov 29, 2019
mastertunji:
Statistics has it that about 90% of RETAIL Forex traders lose trading Forex. As a beginner, U have little chance of winning. Even as an experienced Forex trader, after deploying various strategies to bet the market, U would end up losing.

Judging from the above, 90% of Forex traders are apparently programmed to lose. This is cos when U lose your hard earned money, that is when your market maker (broker) makes money. They do this by trading against your position. When U win, they lose money. But such case is rare. Ask experienced traders. U can also ask Google why Forex traders lose money.

aite. thanks for d info
Jobs/Vacancies / How Legit And Profitable Is Forex Trading by clive2u(m): 11:06am On Nov 29, 2019
How legit and profitable is forex trading please. I am thinking of joining it. Please I need honest response
Education / Re: Which Of These Courses Should She Choose? by clive2u(m): 12:52pm On Nov 26, 2019
let her pick anyone, las las na bank she go come work. no look course again for naija
Family / Re: How Can I Stop Helping My Cousin Without Feeling Guilty About Her Kids? by clive2u(m): 12:50pm On Nov 26, 2019
help the unilag child If u can and tell her to try n take care of the rest. I find it kinda annoying seeing people with no good job having kids here and there, before u know it the husband go run leave am

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Romance / Re: My Guy Told His New Babe No Girl Can Break His Heart And This Happened by clive2u(m): 12:45pm On Nov 26, 2019
MissGhosted:
No make i face you this night. My own craze no be here. Abi you wan deactivate? Oga mentain your lane, biko
nothing you say makes a difference. just don't be too quick to insult peoples parent. take it or leave it
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by clive2u(m): 12:44pm On Nov 26, 2019
frank950:



oga, I think you are the one that needs beating and good understanding of English

cheating in relationship is not only when you sleep with someone, it is when you betray the love someone has for you... there are different kinds of cheating, there is emotional cheating too.....if you are in a relationship or marriage and still have fantasies about going out and banging someone else, or always fond of another person you are cheating..... it doesn't need to be sex alone....

if you read the Op write up well, you would see that the guy even introduced her as his gf to the Op, and took her clubbing....

So that one too is doing no sex relationship with her abi.... connect the dots bro
you don't just get. all I'm saying is double dating doesn't mean cheating or anything related to cheating. it means something else entirely. Nigerians just misuse the phrase, take note. and I saw the ops original title and it wasn't double dating the guy used but mod changed it I guess

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Romance / Re: My Guy Told His New Babe No Girl Can Break His Heart And This Happened by clive2u(m): 6:25pm On Nov 25, 2019
MissGhosted:
mad man. If you know me, you will be careful. Shuu. Go an Bleep your mama dry toto
I believe people that are to quick to insult other peoples parent are boring and uncreative

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Education / Re: . by clive2u(m): 6:17pm On Nov 25, 2019
looks like wolves odd vs Southampton. stake 1mil and get 1.82mil cos that's the only importance of such gp

PS: why did the school admit you that late or is it a private uni cos na dem dey do all those yeye stuff. just sit up u could go out with 2:2

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Phones / Re: Amazing Pictures Taken By Oppo Reno 2 by clive2u(m): 6:13pm On Nov 25, 2019
one thing is getting the phone another is knowing how to take good shots. this is cute

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