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Woooowww!!, Bienvenidos amigos!!, longest longest longest tym eva!!, hahaha, so we c again,eh?, lol, Missd y'all loads si, it turns out i'm admittd aftall, afta much hullaballoo 4rm d skul, i'll jus pass on d lil info i hav 4 anticipants, d last eva list is d shortfall list, it's bin compild&sent to Jamb in Abuja 4 confirmation den returned 2 d skul but it's yet to be uploaded on d eportal so kip ur eyes peeled, luckily enuf,my mum was in fct so she went to Jamb and saw the list, i dont want to be a wet blanket or anything but d shortfall list is 4 dose with very long legs or with contacts up the ladder or exceptional performances, you cant just have sat back and expected your name to pop up on the list, anyways,i can only just say goodluck, buena suerte!!, i guess i have a lot of time on my hands right now so i'm gonna be nairalanding for quite sometime, lol, nice meeting you all here again, hasta luego,

Woooowww!!, Bienvenidos amigos!!, longest longest longest tym eva!!, hahaha, so we c again,eh?, lol, Missd y'all loads si, it turns out i'm admittd aftall, afta much hullaballoo 4rm d skul, i'll jus pass on d lil info i hav 4 anticipants, d last eva list is d shortfall list, it's bin compild&sent to Jamb in Abuja 4 confirmation den returned 2 d skul but it's yet to be uploaded on d eportal so kip ur eyes peeled, luckily enuf,my mum was in fct so she went to Jamb and saw the list, i dont want to be a wet blanket or anything but d shortfall list is 4 dose with very long legs or with contacts up the ladder or exceptional performances, you cant just have sat back and expected your name to pop up on the list, anyways,i can only just say goodluck, buena suerte!!, i guess i have a lot of time on my hands right now so i'm gonna be nairalanding for quite sometime, lol, nice meeting you all here again, hasta luego,

Wow, longest time on Nairaland, i guess only few dudes and ladies from way back on this thread will still recall, I guess Uniabuja has finally decided to get their act right,

@Mis Amigos, hello nairalanders, itz bin ages sinz i stepd in hia, i'm sori 4 goin AWOL,bt i cudnt xactly start discusn reg procedures wit y'all@dat tym so i tuk a walk, y'all r my onlyn family&i swear i've rily misd y'all both my Señors&Señoritas, I've bin admitd in2 Uniabuja bt my dad is hot on Ife so he went to rake y wit an average of 305.5 i cudnt get admitd for a 275pt course, i tld him nt 2 boda bt he insistd, wel,as d sec of d dean tld him,oau as a policy dnt normaly admit 2nd choiz studnts, i'm nt tryna b a wet blanket 4 doz stil anticipatin bt i'm jus telin u wat i was tld, she said evn if u're admitd,its not gona b in2 ny of d profesional courses lyk Law&Medicine, i dnt knw if dis is screeching or not, he den had 2 write a leta 2 d Vc, bt i dnt knw if dats gona hav any headway coz she said d LATEST nt LAST list was uploaded last wk friday, so doz stil anticipatin,kip ur hopes up, so I most probably wud b goin 2 d Center of Unity 4 my studiz, i bear no resentment 4 d skul, and to my woulda-been fellow legal luminaries,if i finaly dnt get in,GIVE THE LECTURERS HELL! for ME, hahaha, and y'all shud aim@1st clas certs, i'll kip droppin in wen i can, Y'all r doing a great job hia&i apreciate evry single memba of dis thread, hasta luego mis amigos~c u soon my frnds~i love you all, Vale

@steve-fenks 4 d compliment amigo, @richcol-u sed u hed d 2nd batch adm list wuz out, dya mean in skul,on d eportal or on d jamb site? Coz d eportal stil has only d 1st batch, mebbe u cn b a lil more specific, @hurieta-are u 2nd choiz too?, @All Ife Nairalanders-Feliz Navidades a todos~Merry Christmas To You All~in case i dnt mek it 2 dis thread on d morrow, Enjoy Jesu Cristo, d reasn 4 dis seasn, Adios 4 nw

@lord babs-we're on d same page mate, my insinuation is jus dat Oau wud b dishonourable if dey fail to admit 2nd choiz candidates dat meet up wit dia requirements, i knw all Uni's consida dia 1st choiz primero-dats firstly, d rationale being dat d 2nd choiz prefer dem 2 dia 1st choice varsities, sincerely,i dnt rily care wia i study, Abuja sounds fun, bt my parents do, so dats out of d quest, @okoriabire-verifyin d authenticity of his 1st or 2nd choiz status isnt a prob, jus check out his jamb@jambonline.org, bt i dnt want 2 sound antagonistic so i'll jus ax u 2 verify if he rily has bin admitd coz i fink i concur wit faith92, if he has,den i dnt knw wat kinda doctored admisn is goin on

@all, dnt wori guyz, it simz 1 basic deduction i've made 4rm dis whole affair z dat Oau dint admit ny 2nd choiz candidates both on d Jamb site&on deir eportal, so dias no point in fretting dat we dint find our names, God knows if i had put Unilag,i would have been out here a long time ago, but whats done is done, well,if they feel they want to admit us,no problem, if not,dats fine too, but den dey woulda proven dat dey have no honour in matas of adm, @lekside-so dude,how did u c ur adm status? Did u c it on d jamb site or on dia eportal coz i tot u alredi had a coed adm status wit jamb, did jamb replaz oau wit d coed?

@faith92-i guess meritocracy is a thing of d past, we can only jus chill as 2nd class/choiz aldo we beat deir freakin cut-off, i'm yet 2 c or hear of any 2nd choiz dat even saw his/her name on d jamb site talk more of d eportal, y ax us 2 cum write d pume anywayz wit al diz ado bout 1st&2nd, @all-wat doz Ife mean by 1st batch, do dey mean d 1st batch as in 1st choiz merit? Doz any1 hav an idea wen dey're gonna release d 2nd batch?

Guyz! Guyz! B4 i rily freak out,sum1 shud pls tel me if any 2nd choice candidate has bin ofad adm!!!! It simz evry1 on dis thread is a 1st choice candidate, is there any 2nd choice candidate dat has even seen his/her name on d Jamb site lemme knw if its just me or a general thingy, Please u guyz shud get bak 2 me pronto coz i'm ready 2 climb a wall rite nw, omoh! Wich kind nonsense b dis kwanu?

@richygirl, i put in for Law, 1st choice, about d worst mistake i eva made, my God, uniabuja is just a glorified 4ckup

@richygirl-i was given adm basd on jamb@fed poly nekede(had 291) and eva sinz i try 2 check my adm status,its d same adm notification dat kips poppin up, its so exasperating, thats y i axd u if u've bin admitd somwia else b4 bt jamb stil notified u of ur adm@Abuja, is there any1 with a similar case lyk mine? Congratulations Richygirl

@all, it simz i cnt knw my adm status coz of d previous poly adm dat was given me, so i gez i can only just chill till d list gets on dia site 2moro, i still havnt seen any 2nd choice candidate dat has bin admitd, Guys,is any1 of u 2nd choice? I hope say no b only me dey dis boat o! Did any1 of u secure a poly or coed admisn and den l8a u wia notified wen ur Uni admitd u? Coz dats wats causin all dis frenzied excitement 4 me, is dat how Jamb works,abeg, Notify u of 1 admisn&zap d rest? Abeg mek dem do tel me wia I stand, mtcheeew! 9ja incompetence, or is it my dual adm prob? Coz i dnt knw wen it became a crime to hold one, deze guyz sef!

@All-guyz, i jus checked her out, it isnt false gist, she's not screeching, she's bin admitd 4 Chemistry in d Faculty of Sciences, University of Abuja,Abuja, Omoh! @her-had u bin admitd into any poly or coed b4?

@Waleskan_sorry amigo, forgiv my manners, Congratulations!, @lord babs_missd ur grandiloquence 4 a yl, hope u thrall me more wit sum wittier speeches,lol, @Tunsbobo&Kunlexist-hey watsup amigos, sorry i havnt rily bin d most active poster on dis thread,bt u knw, lol:-), @Nairalane_stil doin d gud work,i c, i'm proud of u, buena suerte, @all, i sincerely wish evry prospectiv oauite on dis thread gains adm wen d list is rilisd, y'all deserve it, may d graz of Dios go wit y'all, El nomine Patre,et Fillis,et Spirictus Sancti,

@all, i hav d same prob wit lekside, i'd bin ofad adm in2 fed poly oweri&eva sinz den,its d same adm notification i c wen i log on 2 check my adm status, doz it min 1ce u've bin admitd sumwia,jamb doz not notify u of subsequent admissions? Coz dia's no way i'll knw if Ife admitd me unless i c it on d jamb site or on dia site, and yeah,doz d list include 2nd choiz candidates? @Waleskan-wia u 1st or 2nd choiz?, omoh! I'm gettin rily tired of dis un_merry-go-round o! Mtcheeeew

Hola as the Spaniards say or Ciao as the Italians say, Hello, as we say in English, I searched on Nairaland for a thread relating to the languages but i found none so i decided to author one. This thread is for those who wish to study, are studying or have studied the Spanish or Italian languages. I know French is taught in schools in Nigeria, even i studied French in school, But i'm in love with the Spanish language, hopefully, we can relate better as birds of the same feather, well,i can only say studiar mucho y buena suerte, Gracias

I dnt spoz any of y'all saw my post b4 d thread was movd 2 a diff page so i jus wnt 2 recap, do ny of u guyz by ny chanz,knw of a forum on Nairaland for Foreign Lang Studnts? If any of y'all knw of such a thread,more especially,d Spanish&Italian lingos,i implore u 2 let me knw, since there's virtually all kinds of Topics here on N,i'll b surprisd if dat wia missin, Gracias a todos~thank u evry1~

Ooooh, y dnt u all hold hands and cry hapi tears, hahahahaha, @waleskan, dats d spirit bro, hope 2 c u 2@law if i finaly mek it 2 Ife

@all, longes tym Nairaland homies, i've read all d info y'all hav bin speculatin on&yl i cnt say anytin definite sinz i'm down hia in d East wit no inkling watsoeva of wats hapnin@Ife,i want 2 crave ur indulgences 2 go off tangents 4 a yl by axin if ny1 knws if dia's a forum here on Nairaland for Foreign Lang edu or sumtin lyk dat, i mean for Spanish or Italian students, Mucha gracias, and as a P/S,i jus want to advice us all to dispel gloom 4rm our minds&enjoy d reason 4 dis season-Jesus Cristo, i for 1 knw i'm nt bodad, im busy wit my lang courses, its jus embarrasin how 2 skuls lyk Uniabj in d Fct and Oau are misbehavin, its inexcusable 4 both, and i must admit,i'm disappointed in Ife coz i least expectd dis of em, its a skul wit reps to live up to, c u soon my frnds~hasta luego amigos~

@all-Firebomb jus cald me d oda day&tld me abt d 2wks countdown.i sincerely hope 4 all our sakes dis isnt a flash in d pan coz crushed hopes r gonna mek dis thread even more melancholy@John-nah mehn,nt French, im studyn Spanish, and den a bit of Italian, if dia's any1 in2 linguistics,mayb we cn get 2geda coz i'm gettin kinda stuck on sum of d more complex verb conjugations, &John,as much as i bliv we shud preach d word in&out of season,i tink u shud b considerate&respect d wishes of odas on dis thread, d Word isnt forced on pple bt i stil implore all 2mek Dios d bane of dia lives, hasta luego~c u soon~

@Nairalane, thanx amigo, or amiga, i dnt knw which u r, i hear ya, and bliv u me i've handed ova d reins of my lyf to Dios, i'm simply followin in his directions, aldo i'm in a dilemma as to wich skul is gonna b my alma mater in future,im sure his perfect will will b made known in due time, @lord babs, if dat's ur simple english,den i fink i wud luv d pleasure of ur company sumtym, lol, @all, longes tym, i pray Ife puts u outta ur misery, El biblía citar,"do nt wori bout, 4 how many of u by worin cn add a single hair to his head, "

Lol, Modesty amigos,lets imbibe modesty, all is by d graz of Dios, we're mere instruments of His glory, waxing eloquent 2 portray grandiloquence is crap, i fink we shud all cum off our high horses 4 a yl, hahaha, OAU pls dnt make geeks&nerds outta my amigos coz of excessive study i beg u, Weighing d pros&cons of attendin oau,dats definitely one big minus i hav against em, Evry1 is Too Damn Serious, lol, Dios knws i wuz aslip@Awo hall d nite b4 d xam while my mates wia poring ova dia buks@d Law faculty, as 4 me&mysef,im gonna temper studiz wit fun, if ure wit me gimme a big wide grin.hahaha, im nt too hopeful sinz we're all gurus,savants,pundits,geniuses, u name it, hahahahahaha, ease up fellas, go wit d flow, hasta la vista

y'all dis is sooo funny, i mean u guyz made me recal an Ibo folktale bout d tortoise hu wuz punishd 4 his deceit by being plazd unda a mortar ful of dung for 3dayz and hu only startd 2 complain on d eve of d 2nd day dat d stench wuz gonna kill him if he werent removd rapido, its so hiliarious dat yall were walkin on air b4@bein admitd nd nw ure ready 2 murd sum1 coz uve nt resumd, hahaha, bt i gez d darkest part of d nite is d part b4 dawn, it simz lyk d trend of dis thread is tilting towards despondence, a bird in hand,

@kennyisaac-awwww mehn, u dnt want 2 mek a gun start lukin friendly 2me, or even start havin blissful tots of a ceilin fan&a rope, lol, i knw amigo, i blundered big tym, but i cnt kill mysef coz of dat, if push comz 2 shove,i cn alwayz transfa 4rm fct, dnt wori, u guyz aint getin rid of me dat easily, hahahaha, as per d adm request,its bin made, i cn only jus chill&hope ife admits me b4 fct doz-if dey are ie, sure kenny, u'll most prob c me in skul, we're amigos 4rm nw,es veridad?, mail me at codzydereel@yahoo.ca(its .ca asin canada nt com), here's my digits-08136599120, lukin 4wrd 2 hearin 4rm u, hasta la vista~until we c~, adios

@gakin-i knw amigo,i knw, i cudnt hav regretted it anymore dan if i had chosen 2go 2 hell, i knew i had blundered d moment i stepd in2 Gwags afta havin returnd 4rm Ife, bt d deed's done&dias no point cryin ova spilt milk, pertainin 2ur ques, nah, ive nt yet bin admitd in2 Abuja, but i gez im sure 2 b wen d pume is out&d lists r releasd, i gez i cn only hope dey kip stalling til Ife releases its sup list, bt ive bin admitd in2 a fed poly&i tink a coed 4 courses i cnt evn rememba basd on jamb, dat doznt count right? Hasta la vista, @firebomb, y'all are right, i hope 2c u 2 in skul, adios,

@tunsbobo-i knw amigo,i knw, &i gez i sure do regret it, d gud buk says 'my pple perish 4 lack of knowledge', im a spontaneous kinda guy, i dint knw zilch bout uniabuja&oau wen i fild jamb, i jus pickd d 2 skuls dat appeald 2me in d jamb ebrochure in d manner dat i saw em, abuja had beta nt admit me oh!!, i got a shocker wen i went dere, evn d pume i wrote since sept isnt yet out, unfortunately i tink i did wel considarin i had 2 write alot of stuff alien 2 me incl islamic rel knw, hahaha, i jus realizd im prayin nt 2 get an adm a lot of pple pray 4, lol, i dnt knw a soul in ife, or rada jus 1, nywayz lets c how d cookie crumbles

@faith-graçias faith,4 d compliment, so wat i comprendre is dat u cnt hold a dual admisn,es veridad? ¡Dios mio!, so hypotheticaly speakin, if Abuja admits me(which i profess is most likely)i cnt get into Ife?, dat doznt seem right, d both skuls r choices&i've made 1-Oau, nywayz, @all-i wish y'all d buena suerte wen d sup list is out, and 4 d learned gents&ladiz,i hope 2 study wit such as thou in my faculty

@faith-graçias faith,4 d compliment, so wat i comprendre is dat u cnt hold a dual admisn,es veridad? ¡Dios mio!, so hypotheticaly speakin, if Abuja admits me(which i profess is most likely)i cnt get into Ife?, dat doznt seem right, d both skuls r choices&i've made 1-Oau, nywayz, @all-i wish y'all d buena suerte wen d sup list is out, and 4 d learned gents&ladiz,i hope 2 study wit such as thou in my faculty

@faith-graçias faith,4 d compliment, so wat i comprendre is dat u cnt hold a dual admisn,es veridad? ¡Dios mio!, so hypotheticaly speakin, if Abuja admits me(which i profess is most likely)i cnt get into Ife?, dat doznt seem right, d both skuls r choices&i've made 1-Oau, nywayz, @all-i wish y'all d buena suerte wen d sup list is out, and 4 d learned gents&ladiz,i hope 2 study wit such as thou in my faculty