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Politics / Re: But Who Asked HAMAS To Invade Israel? by Coldie(m): 12:15pm On Oct 10, 2023
hardbody:


Nobody is killing your dead president. Don't fantasize.
Wetin cause the first biafra war, na killing of leaders. But una never learn from una mistakes.
Politics / Re: But Who Asked HAMAS To Invade Israel? by Coldie(m): 2:55pm On Oct 09, 2023
Na very small thing separate the sense of Hamas and ipob.

If Biafra couldn't defeat Nigeria when Biafra was Biafra, ipob and their followers think they can take on Nigeria with 10 Ak47 they stole by raiding police stations.

Observe how the story is almost similar to ipob story, if ipob doesn't stop what they are doing one of their foolish member fit go kill president out of ignorance say that's how to get Biafra, then invite destruction into the east.

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Crime / Re: Alleged Manhood Disappearance: Panic Grips Residents Of Abuja, Other Cities by Coldie(m): 12:36pm On Oct 08, 2023
Mohisah:
Ignorance starts from when u don't know why? If ritual no fit gv u money, drop papa head nau. I speak no fallacy. We in Abuja zone knows howf how it is unsafe now. Even pesin wer dem carry his own bfr he held di man, begin advise say mk people hold charcoal fr body, who am i not to concur. I fit oay ur t.fare just come to Abuja if u re not in Abj u go confam say almost all men hold am fr pocket. Peace mr Ignorance
Oga I go give u #1million if u can find one person in abuja that they took his prick. Take a video of it and show us a hospital test confirming the dick is gone.

U say u go pay my tp me I say I go give u #1m.

Am not playing
Crime / Re: Alleged Manhood Disappearance: Panic Grips Residents Of Abuja, Other Cities by Coldie(m): 10:49am On Oct 08, 2023
Mohisah:
All i can say is, carry CHARCOAL , I mean Black charcoal in ur pocket always. Na the only only way after prayers be dis. Charcoal is now a treasure to carry about, if u live in any state that rubs shoulder with FCT. May God protect us always from evil doers
Ignorance no go ever allow plenty of Una read.

If u beleive say charcoal fit save u from juju, that means u beleive say ritual fit give u money

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Crime / Re: Alleged Manhood Disappearance: Panic Grips Residents Of Abuja, Other Cities by Coldie(m): 10:47am On Oct 08, 2023
southsouthking:
No wonder my girl was warning me to mount myself when coming to see her.
Alligator pepper and charcoal for inside pocket.
Wonders shall never end.
Na ignorance dae worry plenty of Una.

U no know know say if the criminals that are accusing people of stealing their manhoods to rob them actually catches someone like u, when they accuse u and start robbing and beating u, if people see charcoal and alligator pepper inside ur pocket them go beleive say na juju

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Politics / Re: Biafra: We’re Ready For Talks On Referendum, Says IPOB by Coldie(m): 11:08pm On Oct 07, 2023
Jokers
Crime / Re: My Horrible Experience At Computer Village by Coldie(m): 11:36am On Oct 07, 2023
Fistop:
That is why I cannot come back to Nigeria and live there again. In Canada here, you buy a good product and can even return after two weeks and get FULL refund. How I wish Naija can be free of fraudulent and evil people.
I once bought original beats by dre from a shop in ph years ago, I bought it, the moment i just stepped out of the store nd plugged it, i found out it wasnt working, i returned it to tge shop, they refused to take it or refund my money.

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Crime / Re: My Horrible Experience At Computer Village by Coldie(m): 11:33am On Oct 07, 2023
Shoodboi:
Computer Village is a hub of fraudsters. The number of honest people there is really low. As a rule, I only buy my items from Slot, Oraimo, or from businesses that have a working website or Instagram page with a lot of followers. This doesn't mean they're honest but it goes a long way in showing they've invested in their image and will be wary of their reputation getting soiled.

As for your friend, why didn't he buy Starlink from the manufacturers. They will ship it down here. I am skeptical of any Starlink being sold in Computer Village or anywhere else. I'm even surprised it's the real thing. I was expecting it to be some fake replica with a sim card slot. grin
I was wondering the same thing. U want to buy something original and u go to computer village, e be like the guy wanted to get scammed

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Crime / Re: ‘Stolen’ Genitals: 2 Men Jailed 3 Months For Defamation Of Character by Coldie(m): 7:51am On Oct 07, 2023
I have been telling people that this is a criminal strategy they use to rob people.

It's the easiest way to rob anybody, just accuse them of stealing ur genitals, especially in an area with many illiterates. They won't care to know if it's true or not.

On twitter there's a video trending where nscdc officials were torturing a man that people accused. Now the truth is out what next

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Crime / Re: ‘Stolen’ Genitals: 2 Men Jailed 3 Months For Defamation Of Character by Coldie(m): 7:51am On Oct 07, 2023
Chibuezem:
yh I wish you speedy recovery Amen.
Ignorance, you don see am?
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Woman's Breasts Inside Bank In Abuja by Coldie(m): 2:41pm On Oct 06, 2023
Chibuezem:
you did a wonderful job breaking down an event from your room.... Osheee forensic scientist....
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Ignorance is a disease
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Woman's Breasts Inside Bank In Abuja by Coldie(m): 8:17am On Oct 06, 2023
Chibuezem:
You speak like these events of superstition are restricted to Africans, even the whites you so much lick their ass are far more fetish believing in aliens, gods etc
You need to arise from inferiority complex imposed by western media.
Like I said ignorance be una problem.

I tried to break down what just happened and u brought on white people out of nowhere.

That Nigerian ignorant mentality still full plenty of Una head even as una go school reach
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Woman's Breasts Inside Bank In Abuja by Coldie(m): 11:22pm On Oct 05, 2023
msbyao:
I recall a similar incidence at Balogun market one Christmas period a few years back. The lady was crying and screaming that her breast was gone. The market people were shouting “hold your breast oh”. Different people were touching her chest and asking her if there was breast there before and if she was very sure about that. I hurriedly left the market before sharing stories that touch. I don’t know if she got her breast back or not. Was traumatizing for the lady.
Why she was shouting this did u observe anybody being lynched?
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Allegedly Stealing Woman's Breasts Inside Bank In Abuja by Coldie(m): 11:12pm On Oct 05, 2023
Floky215:


Guy, rest cos you don't know anything and have not seen anything..!!

Until it happen to you or you witness it live you would continue to argue like a no brainer...!!
This is Africa...!!!
Una too dae ignorant and fetish.

This is the first time ever that we are hearing such a thing. Now women are now involved.

So the man steal her breast by just brushing her in a bank, with him knowing he stole her breast and she being unconscious don't u think he would have escaped immediately before she woke up?

For him to still dae der to ask what happened is it not obvious that he doesnt know whats going on?

From there the woman would ask that she needs so so amount of money to drop the case.

It's because NIGERIANs are too superstitious and fetish thats y u people just wake up and beleive anything.

We need to grow up.

The staff that says he or she took her to the toilet needs to answer questions on if he or she saw her chest and didn't see anything.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden's War On Everything Elon Musk by Coldie(m): 10:02pm On Oct 04, 2023
US is a sane country, if it was Nigeria they would have shutdown twitter by now without any remorse
Politics / Re: Workers Protest As Umahi Locks Them Out Over Lateness (Video) by Coldie(m): 5:56pm On Sep 28, 2023
Apc Nigeria.

They turned the country into a jungle where workers protest to be coming to work late,where if u stop them from coming late they protest for ur sack.
Travel / Re: Do All English Speaking Africa Countries Understand Pidgin English? by Coldie(m): 3:13pm On Sep 28, 2023
pansophist:
No they don't, but they'll have a clue. Same way Nigerians don't understand Jamaican Patois, but have a clue, especially due to the influence of reggae.
If u hv a clue of patois I did not get it from ragae or it's influence though
Pets / Re: Loan Defaulter Paints His Dog As Tiger To Scare Away Palmpay Officers In Anambra by Coldie(m): 12:14pm On Sep 28, 2023
Shalommy:
Chaii... cheesy cheesy Ndi bia...fra una weldone!
We like am na.

We no be wicked people we know say if na dem dem. The debt man them for kill am somewhere burry am for shallow grave
Politics / Re: ‘Where Is The Money Saved?’ — TUC Asks FG To Account For Subsidy Removal Gains by Coldie(m): 5:34pm On Sep 27, 2023
Tribalism won't make some foolish people think.

Though I know the money went to the pockets that spent billions on 2023 election, they are trying to recover what they spent.

After that then they can talk about NIGERIANs.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghanaian Complains That Nigerians Are Not Supporting Their Protest. by Coldie(m): 5:29pm On Sep 27, 2023
If only they knew that what Nigeria is facing right now is worst than what they are facing they would pity us.

At least they are facing same thing we are facing but they are not facing, Fulani herdsmen destroying people farms, they are not also facing serious insecurity problem whereby to travel from one state to the other u need to fast and pray, they are not facing 2 weeks without electricity, they are not facing police men kidnapping u and taking u to ATM to empty ur account.

If what Ghana is facing was NIGERIANs only problem we would be lying on the floor praising the government

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Politics / Re: This Yorubaman Is Transforming His "Hometown" In Enugu State (pic) by Coldie(m): 1:23pm On Sep 27, 2023
MXrep:

He is a yorubaman but has "nationalized" in Enugu state. That's the point
I am 100% certain that he is not a yoruba man.

Maybe his parents gave him a yoruba name
Politics / Re: "For Commodification Of Naira, Use Cassava" - Journalist Advises Tinubu by Coldie(m): 12:53pm On Sep 27, 2023
Good advise.

Also tell him to employ 50million youths into the army

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Family / Re: Look At The Snake I Killed In My Living Room Just Now by Coldie(m): 10:42am On Sep 27, 2023
There's a very high chance that u have rodents in ur house.

There's a very high chance that there's a bush or gutter or swamp around ur house.

To avoid another occurrence check for this thing if u have a gutter or bush or swamp around ur house. Check those things.
Crime / Re: CAC Pastor Confessed His Actions With Teenager After Several Beating by Coldie(m): 9:11am On Sep 27, 2023
Donedeal1:
How do we get here?.

He may likely know the family of the girl

Yet you want to finish her in one

corner

God!!!.
The guy want rape or sleep with the girl inside uncompleted building.

This is not a kidnapping or ritual situation

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Crime / Re: CAC Pastor Confessed His Actions With Teenager After Several Beating by Coldie(m): 9:10am On Sep 27, 2023
Morbeta11:
The girl is very lucky.....by now her organ would have been harvested. I fear pastors but I freak at those ones that does not speak English.
U get brains sometimes don't just be an average Nigerian, it's good to think for urself.

A pastor deceived a teenager to meet him in an uncompleted building in an area.

Think again and think again, he was not caught with any weapon, but he wanted to meet a teenage girl in an uncompleted building alone.

You look this scenario finish and na kidnapping come ur mind?

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Crime / Re: CAC Pastor Confessed His Actions With Teenager After Several Beating by Coldie(m): 9:07am On Sep 27, 2023
This can simply be explained, just that NIGERIANs are too ignorant.

That pastor wanted to rape or have sex with the teenager.

But the people can't even code. They are thinking it's a kidnapping
Business / Re: There Are Too Many Nairas Chasing Too Few Dollars - IMF Rep by Coldie(m): 3:53pm On Sep 26, 2023
Majority of that naira are politicians trying to change their money

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Sports / Re: Gate Collapses On Female Athlete At Opening Of 7th Nigerian Youth Games In Delta by Coldie(m): 8:43pm On Sep 23, 2023
Anyhowness, a culture of anything goes.

A life of unexpected and unpredictablilty.

Where u can just die inside your house, where something that in developed world chance of killing u is 0% as long as it's Nigeria ur chance of same thing killing u is 50%

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Politics / Re: Simon Ikpa Boys Captured Igbo Road Safety Officer And Spared His Life by Coldie(m): 7:12pm On Sep 23, 2023
TakeNigeriaBack:


First history is important because it lays the foundation of today. 2nd you make it seem that Igbo politicians just aligned with the Fulanis once 50 years ago and that was it. No, they continued UNTIL the military took over. And after that they continued. And then in 2015 Yorubas aligned with the Fulanis and Igbos started crying. Does that make sense to you? It shows that the Igbos are NOT honest actors, and giant hypocrites. Until that changes, NOBODY will trust you or take you seriously.
I don't understand how a conversation about how u are trying to make me accept that it's the destiny of an average Nigerian to accept playing second fiddle to the Muslim north turned into a Yoruba vs Igbo war?
Foreign Affairs / Re: "Real Coup Plotters Are Sit-tight Leaders Who Manipulate Constitutions"-doumbouy by Coldie(m): 7:06pm On Sep 23, 2023
Observe how ECOWAS don shutup about Niger republic coup.

ECOWAS especially Nigeria and it's government knows it's hand is not clean, if Niger republic and Nigeria goes to a non Nigerian or African court and they decide to make a debate about the legitimacy of their government, how will Nigeria say Niger republic junta is illegal when all over the internet there's pictures and videos of the party in power maiming and killing innocent people over election, some even went as far as burning down people businesses and u want to come and advice Niger republic.

U don't want to fight Niger republic cause they have guns like you, but if they were peaceful protesters all the army and police for use speed dae run go there to fight them.

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Politics / Re: Simon Ikpa Boys Captured Igbo Road Safety Officer And Spared His Life by Coldie(m): 7:02pm On Sep 23, 2023
TakeNigeriaBack:


Where were you when Zik, Okadigbo etc. were playing 2nd fiddle to Fulanis? When Awolowo told Zik to form alliance, why did Zik run behind his back to align with Fulanis? Since the beginning of Nigeria, the FIRST time Yoruba aligned with the North was 2015. Before then, since 1960s it was the Igbos aligning with the Fulanis. These are the historical facts. And no amount of crying can stop it.

The problems with some of you is that you lack the basic ability to reflect on your huge flaws but obsess over the tiny flaws of others. Grow up and stop giving the Northern Muslims opportunity to slaughter your people. For every Northern Muslim soldier IPOB kills, the Nigerian Islamic military may slaughter 100 Igbos.
This is the problem I have with a lot of u. When u say basic reflection I begin to question the meaning because really if u were reflecting u won't be asking me questions from an era I knew nothing about.

It's just like for example we that are alive in this era withnessing 2023 election and how it's playing out when we want to make an analysis start giving me 1960 theory at a time when I am devoid of the facts.

So because certain people made a mistake or miscalculated 50years ago, the future shouldn't be corrected but it should remain like that. When u try to bring it up u point back to 50years before to a time when people were less enlightened, when ignorance resigned supreme?

Does that make any sense to u?

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