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Crime / Re: Olusegun Akinlade ‘Shadow Walker’ Indicted For Wire Fraud by colossalll: 7:06pm On Aug 27, 2021
chariisGRACE:
People like this have made hardworking youths that drive visual impressive cars and live in well furnished modern houses to be called fraudsters or ritualists. This bad eggs.

Always on the gram to oppress the hardworking ones with their sick wealth.


Tueeeh!!

Baba God, we wey dey grind legitimately, abeg, no shame us.

Amen

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Health / Re: Family Of 7 Die After Eating Suya In Abia Community (PHOTOS) by colossalll: 9:10pm On Aug 25, 2021
Metrix147:
No fewer than seven persons have been confirmed dead after eating the popular barbecue known as suya with juice in Umueze Umuakanu Umuahia North LGA, Abia State, ABN TV reports.

Father of the house Mr. Jessey was said to have bought the suya from where all the family members, including extended family who came for holidays ate.

ABN TV gathered that only the Wife Mrs Ogba Jessey, and his son survived.

She is currently receiving treatment at Federal Medical Centre Umuahia.

Our correspondent gathered that she is not aware that other members of the family have passed on.

They were said to have started throwing up after eating the suya suspected to have been poisoned.

The deceased have been deposited in the morgue while the surviving victims are currently receiving treatment.

Source: https://abntv.com.ng/2021/08/family-of-7-die-after-eating-suya-in-abia-community-graphic-photos/

I actually entered this thread to check if the news is coming from , but to my disappointment, it's not.

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Fans Confront Coach Mikel Arteta After Chelsea Loss (Photos) by colossalll: 5:47pm On Aug 23, 2021
Looking back in Arsenal FC's history, their problem is not from their coaches or the crop of players they buy (or bring up from their academy), Arsenal's problem is their philosophy and policies - they lack ambition.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghan Mother Hands Her Suckling Baby To A US Soldier (Photo) by colossalll: 4:41pm On Aug 21, 2021
God bless every devoted mother all over the world.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is That Thing That No Amount Of Peer Pressure Can Make You Do? by colossalll: 12:30pm On Aug 19, 2021
Have sex with a prostitute
Give a headjob
Rob a fellow human
Have sex with another man's wife
Deliberately insult/curse God

To mention a few.
Foreign Affairs / Re: CNN Reporter Wears Hijab After Taliban Take Kabul by colossalll: 3:06pm On Aug 16, 2021
To some it's called 'decent dressing', to her it's just a PPE (Personnel Protection Equipment), to avoid being targeted by the Taliban terrorists.

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Family / Re: Help, My Fianceé Masturbates by colossalll: 1:25pm On Aug 16, 2021
wyt:
We have being in talks since January. We met in late February, then she visited me in late March. We started talking of marriage.

Now she is in my house for 4 months as she is doing her IT here. She found out I am not as buoyant as she wishes, as my business is dragging due to stuff I ordered that is coming through sea hasn't arrived, in fact, will arrive in late October or November.

We scheduled to get married last July but due to the financial issue and her parents saying we have to wait till she is done with school we have to change our plan but she is so bitter that she is not getting married as she planned. She will be going back to school in 2 weeks' time. since

Now, I have discovered that she hardly cum during sex, in fact, she hasn't cum while we make love. She once told me she makes herself cum that is before we met in person around February which she promised to stop.

After she found out my finances is not strong, she got back into chatting with men for cash, yes she told me that is how she makes money to survive in school, that she presents an aura of relationship to men and they will be giving her money, and when she is tired or when the person insist in seeing she will block or just fisle out.

Now she just told me she is lesbian, she is cos she can't get pregnant as her father is a pastor and can be satisfied without the risk associated with men/woman relationships. That she is attracted to women though she hasn't done that for a while as she has prayed against it. She still masturbates while in my house.

Note: she has gone to see my parents and I have met hers.

pls i want to know what i can do to stop her all these social immoralities.

Do not mislead yourself with the illusion called love, as a man looking to have a peaceful marriage or relationship, you should look for good virtues (genuine and not pretence) in a partner. It's these virtues that will be your consolation when you face the challenges that come with marriage/relationship.

The love you think you feel is mere infatuation, lust and self gratification that comes with dating a bad girl, they can be exciting, intriguing or fascinating, but they usually don't make a good life partner.

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Education / Re: UNIBEN Orders Peace Ufuoma To Rewrite All Exams From 200 Level by colossalll: 8:48am On Jul 21, 2021
The requirement to graduate from any reputable institution of higher learning, is that you must be worthy in learning and character.
One of the common mistakes alot of undergraduates make, is to think that they are untouchable once they can only pass their exams (either by hook or crook).
Her behaviour shows that she lacks character.

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Politics / Re: Kanu’s Arrest Won't Affect Biafra Agitation, Referendum Needed – Northern Group by colossalll: 1:06pm On Jun 30, 2021
I am not a Biafra agitator, neither am I in support of Nnamdi Kanu's criminal activities, but one thing is sure, according to what history has taught humanity:

You can never eliminate an ideology/belief by killing the originator/believer of such ideology/belief. Someone somewhere will continue from where he stopped.

Health / Re: Morning Erection Is Now scarce by colossalll: 11:08am On Jun 26, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
Pls who noticed?
I don't know if na the daily anxiety and worry but It now comes like period, max of 5times per month. Lucky if you hit 6


Or am I the only one it happens to? undecided

1. Avoid/minimize stress in your daily life.
2. Try and enjoy good night sleep.
3. Eat healthy and avoid junk foods (especially food with high sugar content).
4. Engage daily exercise, e.g., 30 - 40 minutes walk at least 4 times in a week.

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Nairaland / General / Re: I Love Seeing Graphic Images, Am I Normal? by colossalll: 11:47am On Jun 21, 2021
Indomixx:
Hello guys
I've noticed over time that I'm a huge fan of graphic images. Anytime I see a post on nairaland where "graphic image" is, I rush to view it so I can see the graphic images. Those bandit stories where people are killed, bomb blasts involving dead victims actually thrill me, even accident scenes where people died . I don't know if something is wrong or I'm possesed. I need help, I don't think it's normal.

It's a pathological condition called necrophilia.
Food / Re: Fetish Things Foodsellers Do.. by colossalll: 7:30pm On Jun 17, 2021
southniyikaye:
For some months now, I eat outside cos of my day to day busy schedules...

Infact for almost a year now, have been eating outside.

So recently, my sales reps noticed something. No matter the amount of food we buy at our local buka, the maximum time to stay filled is 2hrs then we are hungry again.

So some people came around my place and it was a topic for discussion...

I was told most of them use broom to wash their pot before and after cooking.
Some use the water they used while bathing to cook..


I heard of one that happened in Akure back then at Arakale or is it Oyemekun now, they found human skull at the bottom of her soup pot, the soup never finishes before another is poured in but this time, the madam was not around and there were many people who came to buy food so so they couldn't add to the soup on time so the skull became visible..

Have heard about those who use water used in bathing dead body to cook..

So many things were discussed so, have you had any of such experience or experiences before or na just dem say dem say?

For a country with a large population like Nigeria, food business is very lucrative if the person involved knows what he/she is doing (can cook delicious meal at affordable price, maintain an hygienic environment with good staff manners). He/she doesn't need to go fetish to get more customers.
Romance / Re: Married People: What Advice Do You Have For Singles? by colossalll: 1:07pm On Jun 15, 2021
prettyheart:
Married people please gist us

From a male perspective:
1. In marriage (and life in general) patient is a very important virtue.
2. Ability to 'say I am sorry', despite being the provider for the family is important.
3. Being financially buoyant alone does not qualify a man to be a 'husband material', there are tons of other needs that must be satisfied.
4. Apart from being a good listener, you need to be able to discern a woman's body language, sometimes her 'yes' may not actually mean yes.
5. As a man, never ever argue with a woman, they are masters in the game. Women are naturally gifted in verbal exchange. Instead take action or ask intelligent questions.
6. During criticism never compare your partner with another female, let your criticism be delivered wrapped in love.
7. Never let your woman know your exact earning, let her have a rough idea of what you earn, but not the exact figure; to avoid see finish.
8. Don't ever pick interest in your wife's money or inheritance.
9. Don't ever marry a woman for material reasons.
10. Do not ever marry out of pity.
11. If you meet a single lady that doesn't have a sustainable means of income, but her parent keep asking her for financial support, RUN.

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Romance / Re: She Told Me She Was Engaged, Now She Wants Me To Marry Her by colossalll: 10:23pm On May 31, 2021
TRUTHISLIFEE:
So I met this girl around my area and I kind of liked her. When I approached her, she was playing hard to get. After a long while, she told me that the only condition for her to date me is if I will not interfere in her relationship as she has been engaged, and that I will let her go peacefully anytime she gets married.

It was a difficult one for me but I gave her my word not to interfere in her relationship and to let her go. Even my elder brother warned me not to spoil that relationship.

We started making out and I kept my word of not interfering in her relationship. Most times we are together and the guy calls, I tell her to pick his call, if their conversation is getting longer, I will simply excuse myself from the scene to allow her talk with her guy freely.

There was a time an old acquaintance of hers showed up and asked her out, She lied to me unknowing to her I was tracing her to the guy's house. When they entered, I called her on phone to enjoy herself that I know where she is. I also let her know that I pity her man as I have nothing to loose in this whole thing/

Fast forward to today, she came to my house and asked me my plans for her, I told her I don't understand as she is engaged. She told me to forget the engagement that I should not use it as an excuse. I told her I will keep to my word and she left angrily. since she got home she has been calling me to agree to marry her.

Make UNA see me see wahala.


It's evident from your write-up that you lack self-esteem, self worth and integrity. Consciously agreeing to be a lady's toyboy says alot about you. You think "you have nothing to loose", but in the real sense you have alot to loose psychologically.

If you hadn't tracked her down to the third guy's place, she would have further pushed you down to third choice, this shows how low you are.

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Programming / Re: Microsoft To Retire Internet Explorer: Will You Miss It? by colossalll: 3:55pm On May 27, 2021
Techguy96:

That shitty browser is a pain in the ass to all web developer, very stupid browser like that, they should end it this yr sef

Yes. Explorer is the bastard of all web browsers, with its compatibility issues, it has been a nightmare for most web developers.

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Romance / Re: I Think I Am Still In Love With Her But I Need Help! by colossalll: 8:51pm On May 17, 2021
daylay7:
Hi everyone,

I met this lady long time ago before I got married to my wife and we were in love back then. She refused me when I actually proposed to her and I moved on afterward but each time we were together, our love was quite evident in the air which became noticeable to people around us.

Eventually, I got married and we distant ourselves for the sake of both of us and then, we reduced our phone talks but we were still friends.

And now, each time we were opportune to talk on phone, the feelings keep coming back. It is irresistible! The day we eventually met, we almost make out but we got ourselves under control miraculously and we distant again for a while. The truth is I can't stop talking to her at least we don't even do that often as before.
What is wrong with me? i need help! What do I do?

The head that is destined to receive knocks...

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Romance / Re: It Was A Brutal Fight Between Me And My Best Friend Now (enemy) Over A Girl by colossalll: 11:31pm On May 16, 2021
chumaZ:


Madam I don't expect you to be on my thread, you can go back and read your comments yourself, I would never waste my time and energy copying and pasting your comment here because is of no use. You totally condemned my action and here you are acting all nice and don't use harsh words on me again. Biko leave my thread peacefully angry sad

Guy, your actions are condemnable, your fvckup deserved to be treated, just that I didn't expect your friend to go to the extent of attempting to eliminate you.

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Nairaland / General / What Is The Essence Of Intergovernmental Marriage Registration. by colossalll: 10:58pm On May 12, 2021
Hi all,
I just got married recently about a month back, at the registry, we were asked to sign some documents, with a copy of the certificate issued to us (I and my wife).

Two days ago, I just decided to go through the issued documents, only to see a section stating that we are to register online on a web portal (intergovernmentalmarriagereg.org), and also to pay an amount of ₦5,000.

Please, can someone enlighten me on the importance of this registration.

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