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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 12:53pm On May 23, 2020
Abbeybailey:
That's The problem with villagers like you. The situation at hand is different from 2016. Unemployment rate was 5% in 2016 not 20% that it's now. Tens of thousands are dying weekly in America now unlike 2016. Businesses are closing in record numbers unlike 2016 when businesses were booming. One question Americans answers to every four years is ARE YOU BETTER OFF NOW THAN FOUR YEARS AGO. That's the one that's tanking the Poll for the Fat Orange buffoon you and your fellow villages worship.
Says who? What was Trump's poll numbers then? Hillary was polling way higher than Biden is polling now and the enthusiasm levels for Hillary Clinton was way higher than what Biden has now. With the enthusiasm levels for Biden lesser than 30%, how many people will turn out to vote for him? Now you know why Dems are desperate for mail- in- ballots to be the used as the mode of elections in November. They know they can't turn out voters with a lame and uninspiring Biden at the top of the ticket.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 12:48pm On May 23, 2020
Abbeybailey:
Yes with almost 100.000 dead Americans and unemployment rate at 20%. Almost 40million filing for unemployment. You guys don't know jack about America except the garbage you swallow from Fake and Racist Faux News. I do not know Gov Cuomo is the President of America. The Taliban Trump is tanking in the Poll and that's why he's on full blown lunacy. Yours truly will cast a vote like majority of Americans against the Dotard Trump on Nov 3rd. That gladdens my heart.
You will never learn. You are 100% sure of Trump's defeat in November because of some polls that tell you what you want to hear but there are other polls telling a different story but you turn a blind eye to them. For instance, the CNBC poll of battle ground states shows Trump handily beating Biden but you won't see that one. Keep putting your hopes in polls until reality hits you squarely in the backside on November 3.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 12:38pm On May 23, 2020
feedthenation:


Breaking News on Fox News
Fox News Poll: Biden more trusted on coronavirus, Trump on economy


https://www.foxnews.com/politics/fox-news-poll-biden-more-trusted-on-coronavirus-trump-on-economy

Most voters are concerned about the pandemic and the economy, so when they favor Joe Biden on coronavirus and Donald Trump has a narrow edge on pocketbook issues -- it makes for a tight race for the White House.

The latest Fox News Poll finds voters trust Biden to do a better job than Trump on health care by 17 points, coronavirus by 9, and relations with China by 6. Trump is trusted more on the economy by a slim 3-point margin.

Eighty-eight percent are concerned about coronavirus spreading and 78 percent feel the economy is in bad shape.

There has been a seismic shift in views on the economy since the pandemic. In January, voters rated economic conditions positively by an 11-point margin: 55 percent excellent/good vs. 44 percent only fair/poor. Today, views are negative by 58 points: 20 percent excellent/good vs. 78 percent only fair/poor.

President 'Tweet' Trump to go on a twitter rage later this evening. At least Fox News is fair and balanced, not like other 'fake news' media outlets.
Which Fox news polls? The same Fox news polls that said Hillary was besting Trump by ten points? How did that turn out? You liberals are the most gullible people on Earth. In the midst of Trump's so called negative ratings, Republicans just flipped four Democrat held seats in Virginia and flipped two more in deep blue California. All those races were rated likely blue by these same polls. Not only the the Republicans win, they won by wide margins. You guys are just setting yourselves up for serious heartbreak in November.

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Health / Re: Trump Sends 1,000 Ventilators To Nigeria by coluka: 12:31pm On May 23, 2020
IjeBos:


Listen, he has a 40-43% approval rating right now in the midst of a Pandemic. Generally leaders polls go up when bad ish happens.

You don't live in the US, and I'm sure don't read much US news, but you do sound like you listen to Fox News. I often wondered what it would take for the US to look like Nigeria. I don't anymore. I spend a lot of time in Nigeria and it's pretty scary to see the US going down that road. Imagine the corruption in Nigeria, that is what Trump is turning the US into with the consent of a willing Republican party. The list is soo long. Every day is some new craziness, some new norm that is broken (firing FBI chiefs, telling his government to investigate people, firing IG's, trying to steer federal contracts to his private companies, the constant lying, the self dealing, shit, his son in law basically runs the country, not giving documents to our Congress, basically stonewalling all attempts at oversight, Not complying with subpoenas, holding up Congressionally approved money to a country unless they announced an investigation into Biden), things any other president would have successfully been impeached over or just resigned over. It's exhausting and alot of people are tired of it. I can't wait till November. Do some googling.
Better not get your hopes too high or you will be bitterly disappointed in November. Forget all those polls, Trump will beat Biden in November.
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 12:28pm On May 23, 2020
Abbeybailey:
We are inching towards 100.000 dead Americans from Trumpvirus. The cure for Trumpvirus comes on Nov 3rd and Americans will kick out the Worthless vile racist Trump. @Teamblue.
There is nothing like a Trump virus, if anything it should be called a Cuomo virus after the mess he caused in New York. On November 3, you will cry tears of bitterness again. Don't say you weren't warned. Stop getting your hopes high, you will be disappointed in November.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 12:13pm On May 20, 2020
GalaticHorde:
bwahahahahaha grin cheesy now it is monkey cow chimera abi? wink cheesy grin very original not tongue grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin so, what will your hybrid be called now? cheesy grin Minotaur wouldn't suffice anymore, maybe "mink'notaur" or "monk'notaur" cheesy grin cheesy grin bwahahahahaha, see as you are cow-ering behind lame and childish attempts at witticism while tacitly ignoring the BULL elephant in the room of the fact that you are a Y-A-H-O-O cheesy grin cheesy grin
Now that's subtle witticism! grin cheesy I don't expect you to get it though
What can I say? You are apparently more knowledgeable than I am on the subject of your ancestry so If mink'notaur and monk'notaur are the descriptions you prefer, who am I to say no grin? Mink'notaur and Monk'notaur you are!! I wouldn't want a demented liberal screeching in my ear for not describing him by his preferred titles so henceforth I will try to stick to your preferred appellations but I need to spruce it up a little to make it befitting of your status so here we go, Ladies and gentlemen I hereby present you, His Royal Primordialness, King Mink'notaur the 3rd!!! grin. The dumbest of the unholy trinity and undisputed king of all ignoramuses. Make way for the Dummy!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 11:33am On May 20, 2020
GalaticHorde:

Oh! The shame! shocked poor me! cry I have killed myself! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy duh! tongue I think not! cool you see, I could have used mate, familiar et al but i chose compere cheesy so are you going to critique me or are you down for a teensy little brain teasing? cheesy grin oh and have i previously mentioned that you are incapable of grasping the sublime? I think i have cheesy grin primordial yahoo! grin cheesy and he calls others jokes! Where is your primordial ape from geological reference eh? cheesy
oh but you mustn't grin a discussion with you will dumb me down and i simply don't have the brain cells to sacrifice! But read Gulliver's travels you must! Come to the realisation that you coluka are a Yahoo you will, that after all is the goal cheesy wink i see your lame attempts at pretending you didn't see the word yahoo grin which is your new primordial sobriquet! You say you want to teach me new words? Teach me about yahoo then cheesy grin cheesy grin coluka the yahoo! cheesy grin
Lol, you're making my sides ache with laughter. You are such a sorry sight. Why must I engage with you on the word Yahoo? Na wa oh, na by force? I no want nah grin. After all, I am not your intellectual compère grin grin grin. Why did you remove the diacritic from your "compère"? Please put it back, it's very important grin. Lol, this clod is jealously guarding his title of dumbest of the unholy trinity. Take it easy dummy, no one is competing with you for that title, no one comes close! You're at a whole new level of buffoonery all by yourself.

P.S I can also see you have a problem comprehending what you read. I didn't tell you that there were primordial apes in geology, I gave you other meanings of the word primordial and told you that those other meanings are commonly used in geology, paleontology e.t.c but you seem to be traumatized by the term primordial ape grin. The moment you see the word primordial, you automatically conclude it's referring to primordial ape. Sorry "His Royal Primordialness" [HRP] grin grin grin. Everything is not centered around you and your generation of primordial apes. One can actually use the word primordial without reference to the ape family you belong to.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 11:26am On May 20, 2020
GalaticHorde:


Phew! smiley I am relieved I admit, opposed though we might be i like anduku and was afraid to believe he had devolved into you, if not then its a good thing! I can still spar honourably with him then and that's a big relief! One of you is costly enough in terms of brain cells and neural computation! Two would be exponential enough to devolve even brainiac into a flintstone! grin cheesy

oh the ironeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin bwahahahahaha bwahahahahaha bwahahahahaha cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin Lilliputian was only ever a tool for me! cheesy a connection to what you really are! an effing feckless yahoo cheesy grin cheesy grin and that was the whole point! Forcing you to make that connection! Bwahahahahaha cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin but you refuse to acknowledge your yahoo sobriquet because by now you already know what it means! cheesy grin I have harped it over and again for it not to sink in! Coluka the yahoo! Bwahahahahaha cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin yahoo coluka grin cheesy
Lol, the untamed monkey is now displaying symptoms of mad cow disease grin, who can explain this paradox? Hope is not what I am thinking? A monkey cross breeding with a cow to produce a dysfunctional offspring shocked. Your case is a mystery that will be unraveled in due time but one thing is crystal clear and it's the fact that you are a hideous monster that shouldn't be allowed anywhere near sane human beings.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 11:06am On May 20, 2020
GalaticHorde:
This is my third attempt at responding to this dunghill batshit Looney post but i will persevere and try to keep it brief this time

bwahahahahahaha cheesy grin cheesy grin this is rich cheesy grin so you meant primordial ape in its simplest definition of "earliest precursor" yet you were trying to dribble through the minefields of primordial ape in geology, palaeontology, anthropology and religious/world view grin cheesy if it was that simple from the start then why attempt to rigmarole yourself into the failed venture, grin cheesy that's why you'd always be an intellectual yahoo tongue you are trying to preempt me and avoid your own traps of idiotic presumptiveness by defining primordial as "it means what it means" grin and refusing to commit yourself but you'd be a bigger fool if you think I'd let you get away with it! You must give us references of primordial ape in geological terms like you promised! grin grin
You must give us references of primordial ape in anthropological terms cheesy grin cheesy grin
You must also give us references of primordial ape in palaeontological terms cheesy grin
Don't forget religious/world view perspective either cheesy grin
Now to your escapist earliest precursors bolt hole, primordial is an English derivative of the Latin words primus, ordiri, primordials and primordium meaning first, to begin, first of all and original, so by inference you must be smatter than other scientists and must have specifically discovered the original and earliest precursors of all apes hence your term primordial ape right? cheesy why don't you regale us? This will be interesting cheesy grin primordial yahoo cheesy grin


Wait! shocked shocked so because you googled primordial apes in palaeontology and you scored hits then you must be right eh? Bwahahahahaha grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy oh the desperation! cool grin now let's peer(you wish) review them now grin cheesy

this is why you will always be beneath me factually and academically! Your first article in defence of an untenable position is a newspaper editorial giving at bests opinions and no academic references? angry by now one would think you would have learned a thing or two from me by now! But it seems like you are practically incapable of learning how not to make a botch of a presentation! I know you have dimwitted bozos' like Dcatt amongst others who will cheer for you irrelevant of the gibberish you sprout but thinking i of all people wouldn't proof read your presentation is lazy thinking and makes you less than them because unlike you they never claimed to be geniuses cheesy grin I might as well write an editorial and have you reference me! ekpa cheesy

oh shocked this just gets sweeter for me, dumber for you! cheesy grin grin So now, you are asking us to take an article proposing the ascendancy of the faith based genesis origin of life over evolution in your brainless attempt to justify the existence of an evolutionary precursor of modern apes in the primordial epoch? grin cheesy oh the irony! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy you couldn't be dumber! grin cheesy or can you? bwahahahahaha cheesy grin cheesy grin what next? Will you also be telling us that this is a defence of your religious/world view perspective of primordial apes? cheesy grin will you?
Even the article you're citing contradicts itself by stating there is no evolutionary link or bridge between the exclusively arboreal primate and hominoid apes! But since you saw primate you automatically made the brainfart leap to infer that it meant apes! cheesy a clueless, feckless, brainless presumption typical of you and that's why your entire genealogy aren't comparable to me academically (now that's me boasting cool just so you get the difference between your projections on me and when I actually boast tongue) even our no my ancestral progenitors of the ape family were hominids, not even hominoids and as such were capable of only limited arboreal activities yet this is your citation? grin calling you daft will be an insult to genuinely daft people! You indeed are dumber than a doorknob! cheesy


Even stretching the primordial period of biological evolution into the palezoic era( and that's a generous stretch ) still places this snake at about 167million years ago far short of of the 220million years cut of of the evolution of phylum chordata and subphylum Vertebrata! grin cheesy so how is this citation a justification of your hypothesis on the existence of a primordial ape? undecided let's not even talk about geology or anthropology cheesy or is this your attempt to identify the snake that caused Adam and eve to sin in the garden of Eden? grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy because i don't see what other point this is meant to prove cheesy


Good thing you talk about simple research eh? grin cheesy grin cheesy, now tell me, what adjectives and expletives do you suggest we tag you and your simple research with? I am inclining towards putrefying leavings of the miasma of a septic middling's imagination grin cheesy oh scratch that, let's simplify it and call you the jocular muck of intellectualism tongue grin cheesy grin
Researcher mumu at its finest, you post you don't proof read, you don't study, you don't analyse, it is dunces like you who pay others to write their projects for them and end up harakiri-ing in their project defence grin
Where is your primordial ape defence via anthropology, geology, religious/world view now? Even your palaeontology defence is crap!

[url]http://abyss.uoregon.edu/~js/ast121/lectures/lec25.html[/url]
Now that's an excellent academic example of defining primordial life through the disciplines of biology and geology not your scatterbrained attempt at obsfucation and bamboozling your gullible fanboys with verbose nonsense. Feel free to admit my intellectual superiority! cheesy I promise not to mock you, but I'd fail at that! Bwahahahahaha cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
Someone urgently needs to do the world a favour by locking up this psychotic nuisance in an underground dungeon and throwing the keys away. What kind of maniacal dumbo sits down to compose this lenght of meaningless jargon? grin. What point is the discombobulated wazzock trying to make? Is there anyone who understands lunatic mutterings here to help us explain? grin. You have been arguing that there was nothing like primordial ape and now you have been proven wrong you want to whitewash your exposed ignorance by shifting to an argument you're having with yourself. The primordial ape is looking for academic references to the term primordial ape? Let's help him with some then grin grin, And we'll be waiting for him to tell us if there is a term like primordial ape or not grin. Let's just hope he won't launch into another unhinged and incomprehensible babble.
How about these for academic references?

https://books.google.com.ng/books?id=N6EgAwAAQBAJ&pg=PA64&lpg=PA64&dq=primordial+apes+the+theory+of+cultural+and+social+selection&source=bl&ots=mEiPz3BOIK&sig=ACfU3U1aRr6I5n5Ll6KOU9vImhScgwqLew&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiC2Nb2l8LpAhWqRxUIHRinDPIQ6AEwAHoECAYQAQ#v=onepage&q=primordial%20apes%20the%20theory%20of%20cultural%20and%20social%20selection&f=false

https://books.google.com.ng/books?id=XYnqCgAAQBAJ&pg=PT418&lpg=PT418&dq=primordial+apes+in+paleontology&source=bl&ots=dNKJgyGVTI&sig=ACfU3U2hZMtI_nW_NG1qvTQhYL8kCNtuIQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiksYvwlMLpAhWJThUIHeChB8kQ6AEwDXoECAcQAQ#v=onepage&q=primordial%20apes%20in%20paleontology&f=false

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/177637.Human_Evolution

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 7:05am On May 20, 2020
GalaticHorde:
bwahahahaha cheesy grin cheesy this whole tripe is hilarious because you Mark yourself as a dunce by using Lilliputian but not recognising yahoo cheesy grin and that is the whole point! To gauge your familiarity with the novel from which the term Lilliputian was lifted and regularised, that you a brainless oaf has the nerve to imagine himself an intellectual compère of mine talk less of superior is what fuels me to continue hazing you cheesy grin you know fvckshit 'bout anything cheesy you can use Lilliputian but can't be bothered to read the rest of Gulliver's travels to recognise that the term "yahoo" was custom made for you! Until you can recognise you are a yahoo and my sly shot sinks in, how can i be satisfied that i am having an exchange with an oaf with limited learning potential? cheesy grin cheesy grin
Recognise you are a yahoo then I will let your Lilliputian adventure rest cheesy grin cool
Keep making a public spectacle of your ignorance and foolishness. You have been proven wrong on everything and your ignorance has been laid bare for all to see still you keep digging a deeper hole for yourself and making yourself a laughing stock on the forum. Lol, The primordial ape is desperately trying to sound learned by using words he doesn't even know the meaning of but he thinks they are big words so he uses them anyway. Intellectual compère indeed grin grin grin. This medieval clown even made sure to add the diacritic to let us know he isn't joking here grin grin grin. I am definitely not your 'intellectual compère' grin. I advise you for the umpteenth time, learn to use the dictionary before trying to use words that are above your pay grade, you can't keep inflicting these grievous mutilations on the English language grin. At least you managed to keep your 'Lilliputian' flag flying high but you seem to have come to the absurd conclusion that one must discuss Gulliver's travels with you before they are allowed to use the word Lilliputian. Lol, you're a joke !!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 10:13am On May 19, 2020
GalaticHorde:
military guy? I guess you're referring to anduku, funny we aren't hearing from him anymore grin grin who sent him to the Gulag? undecided I think coluka is his alt but who knows eh? cheesy if i am right of course that would mean your champ is a bumbling idi0t of the first order cool
I said it earlier that this deranged monkey is having nightmares of me tormenting him in his dreams grin, The worthless epitome of failure is now seeing me everywhere, in everything and everybody. Anywhere he looks, he sees coluka grin. Oh thou schizophrenic monkey!! Calm down. I have told you before that I am not that monster you see terrifying you in your dreams, that's the inevitable result of being a dumb plantation nigger spending all his days on stupid endeavours and surrounded by stupid people. Never knew that a simple education could terrify a dumbo this much grin. At least I can see that you are now so much enamoured with the word 'Lilliputian' that you now repeat it at every given opportunity. Lol, that's commendable but you know there are many more words you could learn from me to improve your threadbare vocabulary, so let's move on to other words. A good place to start is the word " Simpleton" because it perfectly describes you.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 9:56am On May 19, 2020
GalaticHorde:

Believe whatever you choose to believe cheesy grin unlike you i am smart enough to not try to defend a failing whether it was intentional or not and my failings are nowhere compared to yours in terms of magnitude grin cheesy i might fail a spelling or two but the message I am trying to pass is never ever to be doubted or second guessed, but you intellectual yahoo (I am beginning to think Lilliputian is the only term you grasped from Gulliver's travels cheesy or maybe you didn't even read it at all grin which wouldn't surprise me cheesy ) create out of thin air impossible associations between terms and words all in the bid to in your small mind wow me with big insults cheesy grin well, you've met your comeuppance in me cool


Oh shut your effing trap up! Trying to be clever by a quarter! cheesy grin cheesy stupidity is as stupidity yaps! You used primordial in conjunction to ape to ascribe to me so don't start pretending like primordial was a standalone word, your insult was ape and primordial your adjective to emphasise how far removed from the thinking man or homo sapiens you were trying to prove i am, while I will not claim to be familiar with the biological and geological classifications of eras, eons and epochs, I knew enough to give you a pass when you used primevial because of the possibility of there having been mammalian life forms and by extension apes then, because I gave a bumbling idiot like you a pass you decided to go one better and use primordial because in your befuddled reasoning both are big English terminologies and the so called simpleton you are and was imagining me to be wouldn't have come across them grin the same stupidity you're exhibiting now in assuming in a fit of ignorance that because words like palaeontology, geology, anthropology amongst others are grand to you they aren't commonplace to others including me
So starting with palaeontology, what primate fossils have been unearthed that date as far back as the primordial period cheesy

On geology, what relationship does primordial have with apes or primates? I am choosing to believe that you're some how talking about a strata or bedrock, if not, regale me, I'm all ears grin
On anthropology, logically I'll think you are referring to physical anthropology, or maybe not, but if yes, then what precursor primate was archaeologically obtained from any primordial era to warrant any reference to "primordial ape" apart of course from your own bumbling idiotic assumption grin


Oh shut the fvck up! cheesy grin your escape clause, bolt hole or escape application is hereby formally denied! cool look at this homo imbecilis grin caught in a lie cum outright fabrication you double down inventing more fabrications like your master tRump whose balls you specialise in licking to justify the first fabrication! You should have known better than to string words together with the aim of bamboozling me cheesy grin ! You no reach boy! The entirety of you can't compete with my pinky! grin matter if fact I am the brain to your pinky! tongue so don't dumb it down! Up the ante! Religious view my foot! There was nothing religious about your post in which you used "primordial ape" but let's give you the benefit of the doubt here, so which worldview are you referring to specifically? grin cheesy I would presume the abrahamic religions worldview since you're a trumpetskin! By that rationale, wouldn't it imply that since that view doesn't accept evolution as a theory or fact your primordial ape would still remain the same essentially as your modern ape in which case you'd have had to use the term ape without the qualifier primordial to infer specificity? cheesy grin how daft are you sef? grin cheesy
Wriggle out of that one primordial mumu grin
Going back to science specifically biology since you are referring to a biological entity of the era you created for the purpose of insulting me or ape for short, explain away the occurrence of an abiogenic ape since primordial life forms are almost all basically monocellular organisms derived from abiogenesis cheesy cheesy

And don't take weeks, I'm game proffesor Duncealot! you want to prove a point, I want to learn that point! ekpa ! cheesy grin cheesy
Crapzoid!! the uncultured black monkey is trying to compensate for his empty headedness by writing lengthy, meaningless trash. This is the most convoluted pile of garbage ever dropped by a scatterbrain yet. You take the crown dude, your asininity is unparalleled. You don't need to use this many words to tell the world that you're a blockhead. At this point, it's even visible to the blind and audible to the deaf.

Firstly lamebrain, the word primordial is an English word that means what it means and it's not specifically tied to biology so it's also applies in other accounts of the world origins.

Secondly, a simple Google search of primordial apes/animals in paleontology yielded me several articles on primordial apes and other animals too.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/05/earths-largest-ever-ape-died-out-because-it-refused-to-eat-its-greens-study

https://answersingenesis.org/mammals/primates/primordial-primate-similar-to-squirrel/

https://revistapesquisa.fapesp.br/en/2015/02/26/primordial-snakes/

You are just too much of an idiot to help yourself. Any one with common sense would have known to carry out a simple research on what I told you but not the ineffectual, buffoonish homo ignoramus because you don't have any common sense. An obstreperous, know-nothing asshole parading his ignorance all over the place like a badge of honour. Empty barrels certainly do make the loudest noise, you are a perfect example of that.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 6:30am On May 17, 2020
To that epitome of imbecility that calls himself galatichorde, I won't waste my time quoting all the inanities you dumped up there so this should suffice for all of them. Firstly dummy, you dare not blame autocorrect for your blunders because they are numerous and you've actually spent days pathetically trying to cover for one of them but your arguments are miserably hollow, so much so that you have been reduced to a pitiful repetition of "I don't care" like the brainless, monotonous zombie you are.

Secondly, I see you have now coalesced all your battle armoury behind the "primordial ape" argument because you foolishly think you're winning it. Lol grin, I was right about you being the dumbest of the unholy Trinity of liberal stupidity on Nairaland. I even gave you a clue as to where you were missing it and after all these days you still couldn't figure it out. Absolutely pathetic is what you are!! You focused on one definition of primordial which is around or at the beginning of the world but primordial has a lot of other meanings. Of course you'd have to be well read to know that which I can't say for an intellectually challenged dullard like you. Primordial also means, "at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time." This definition is more commonly used in paleontology, geology and sometimes in anthropology (that's hoping this obtuse orangutan I'm writing to knows the meaning of those words). Hence you will find in paleontology, the usage of the term primordial to describe several animals not just apes. It simply means this animals lived either at the beginning of a specific period of time in evolution history or they lived at the beginning of a specific course of events in evolution history. It also applies to specific events that are suspected to have occurred before the time it's widely accepted that all such events occured.

Another way you totally missed it is that the definition of primordial as meaning 'at the beginning of the world" means totally different things in different views of the world's origins. Let me use an example you're most likely to be familiar with. In most religions, all animals including man were created at the beginning of the world so they are all literally primordial. Hence in religious studies, you find lots of primordial men and animals.

I have tried to dumb this down as much as possible for even a dimwit like you to grasp but considering the severely diminished mental capabilities observed in all plantation niggers, I seriously doubt that you that has been identified as the dumbest of them all, the fool's fool, the unrivaled homo ignoramus himself can understand even this dumbed down explanation. Now scurry off and go do some learning, I just hope I won't come back here to hear robotic repetitions of "I don't care" from you for the next couple of weeks.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 6:42am On May 16, 2020
DCatt:
These are what real blacks should be fighting against, but they won't, only soft targets that won't do them any good they pick on. One man said he will use vaccines to depopulate the world yet Africans allow the same vaccines in their children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKpOZxjfrpY
They are as blind as bats in daylight. Majority of them never left the plantations, their masters simply took the chains off their hands and feet and clamped it on their brains. They can't use their brains to think deeply and the slave owners have figured them out perfectly so they throw them all these little bones and the brainless fools jump at it like the foolish dogs they all are. They are full emotion with little sense!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 6:09am On May 16, 2020
GalaticHorde:
coming from an open source dictionary with multiple definitions, while not refuting your stance that it is a misspelling, the other two definitions you chose to ignore clearly show that the spelling cahones is clearly an alternative spelling as the word is not English in origin and its anglicised version doesn't have to be true to the original form to be accepted for use in English language! If we were using Spanish and I failed to correctly spell cojones then you'd have a point, now, in this particular case your point is pointless because your being correct does not automatically translate to me being wrong which is the duplicitous (true to your republicunt nature) inference you're trying to draw and establish as canon here so unless you have a better argument scram! I am busy having coluka for desert cheesy grin
Lol grin, you are beyond ridiculous! how do you have someone for desert? Why not also have me for ocean or forest? grin. And this blundering schlemiel dropped this in a post where he is making a pathetic attempt at defending one of his numerous blunders. I have warned you previously to keep your dictionary at hand before grappling with words that are far above your pay grade. RIP English language+++ grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 6:02am On May 16, 2020
GalaticHorde:
#gigolo #mailordergroom #Numbskull #airhead #melonheadonadildo alias madman injection! cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin you're obviously as daft as a typical yahoo boy oya cry to coluka! I think he has run away grin cheesy
Coluka doesn't run, he's a very busy man so his time is mostly occupied by the things that really matter in life not infantile arguments by clearly jobless and unproductive skunks like you on nairaland. I can see you spent the duration of my absence throwing childish tantrums all over the place about me grin. What can I say, not surprised!! That's exactly what any intellectually challenged pickaninny would do especially after having his unwashed, black bottom severely trashed grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 5:47am On May 16, 2020
Wow shocked shocked shocked just logging in to nairaland after some days to see many mentions of my handle only to discover that every single one of them is from the same person. The dumbest of the unholy trinity of nigger pillocks on the forum, the featherbrained galatichorde!! Lol, the undomesticated monkey must have been having several nightmares about me and couldn't keep my name out of his maniacal rantings grin grin. Calm down thou irrational homo ignoramus, Coluka is not that monster terrorising you in your dreams, those nightmares are just symptomatic of the delusional paranoia that results from the endless trauma of being a pathetic slave nigger.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 8:19pm On May 13, 2020
GalaticHorde:
thanks budaa , come here coluka me wee mangy dog! cool turns out I was right on cahones, watcha gotta say 'bout that?
You right? That's a mathematical impossibility!! You've never been right about anything in life because being wrong is your nature. Ignorant doofus!! You went to seek validation from your fellow liberal without having the common sense to know that she could be wrong as well. I see someone already reset your brain up there so I won't expend more energy on correcting your dysfunctional mental faculties. You are wrong again clown!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 5:44am On May 13, 2020
Abbeybailey:
As at 10.04pm Chicago time, 83.501 dead Americans of Trumpvirus and sadly many more to come. Americans are aware of these plague not to talk of Tens of millions who are not working. The cure for Trumpvirus is coming on Nov 3rd and Biden will ask every American, 'Are you better than you were four years ago' ?. That will be the deciding factor on Nov 3rd.
Your Democratic party candidates are having their asses handed to them tonight in Wisconsin and California. A district Hillary Clinton won by 7 points is swinging to red in Cali. Continue deceiving yourself about November until reality hits you squarely in the backside then the sweet liberal tears will flow grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 4:46am On May 13, 2020
Abbeybailey:
As at 10.04pm Chicago time, 83.501 dead Americans of Trumpvirus and sadly many more to come. Americans are aware of these plague not to talk of Tens of millions who are not working. The cure for Trumpvirus is coming on Nov 3rd and Biden will ask every American, 'Are you better than you were four years ago' ?. That will be the deciding factor on Nov 3rd.
How many more black losers did you hood rats lose to gang violence over the weekend? That's what you should concern yourself about. The coronavirus hasn't done a tenth of what you Dumb head niggers do to each other week in, week out in crime and drug infested Chicago. And also hope you've heard that Gov. Pritzker, the muttonhead you liberals elected will be increasing your taxes in the midst of the pandemic? Y'all are about to be wrecked grin,
Don't worry much though, I got your back. Just holla at me whenever you need financial support and your millionaire friend will rush to the rescue. After all, What are friends for? grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 4:29am On May 13, 2020
GalaticHorde:
no it wasn't either, it was simple inflected English and you are just too dumb to understand! It is one of the most common and basic inflections English is written in to qualify the origin of the speaker but an homo imbecilis like you equates gunshots to thunder so go figure cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy like kops said, you're just a doorknob! You're too basic! And to think I had hopes for you undecided
Nobody cares if it's inflected or deflected grin, no respected gentleman will be caught dead speaking in such an unrefined manner. Please keep that disgusting language in your circle of savages and leave me out of it. I can see you've also picked up doorknob from your plantation nigger colleagues grin. Lol, keep up the good work.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 4:26am On May 13, 2020
GalaticHorde:
primordial ape! obantala aiye oh! cheesy grin cheesy grin educate me then, what is primordial? What category or complexity of life existed at that stage? grin cheesy you're an effing dunce I kid you not wink wink
Now you're stylishly begging right? I will educate you but for shouting that primitive profanity you have up there, I will toy with you a little longer grin. At least you've also picked up the word dunce grin. I applaud you for that but don't go sneaking up on me with any language of savages in your next post though, you need to break that circle of stupidity right now!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 4:20am On May 13, 2020
The cowardly dumb and dumber are up there quoting themselves and engaging in mutual masturbation grin, they don't even have the cojones to quote me while pouring out their mutual frustration over my putting them in their respective places. Dumbest is doing his utmost best to rally the plantation nigger warriors but his pathetic infantile jabs are so weak that I just swat them away with one hand while chuckling and enjoying the tragic entertainment this three liberal stooges are providing me. What more can I say? The liberal plantation can do better than these three pathetic clowns. Not surprised though, a group of buffoons that selected a brainless robot like Biden as their standard bearer can't do any better than this.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 4:09am On May 13, 2020
GalaticHorde:
oh but that wasn't slave patois cheesy you're just not cerebral so you can't get it! If it ain't straight from a dictionary you can't clue in! Maybe I should use exclusively medieval English for you then! Confuse you a bit more cheesy grin
That wasn't slave patois? I wouldn't know because I don't understand slave patois to begin with. That's your forte grin. In any case, I'm not interested in whatever barbaric language you're speaking, if you can't communicate in modern English language, then you will have to continue discussing with your fellow savages, I want no part in any discussion that will be carried on in barbaric tongue.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 4:03am On May 13, 2020
GalaticHorde:
primordial apes! cheesy grin cheesy grin abasi-mbom! grin cheesy you nitwit go and check the meaning of primordial first grin cheesy grin cheesy and I can be forgiven for spelling cajones as cahones cheesy grin it isn't English after all cheesy
I think you're the one who needs to check the meaning or more accurately the meanings of the word primordial. I already know what your problem is, and you're suffering it because you have a limited vocabulary. I won't help you yet, you should have guessed it by now if you had any iota of intelligence in your head but you're just a doofus. I'll allow you fool yourself for a little while yet before I put you out of your misery grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 3:50am On May 13, 2020
GalaticHorde:
bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin grin grin cheesy this is so simple yet it is obviously beyond you! Read you won't read yet you claim to have the fictional x-gene cheesy grin oh lawd! This is too sweet! Call Kops to interpret for you! Some things are so basic that it beggars belief that a self acclaimed brainiac like you requires explanation cheesy grin and when you lack a clue you start screaming blue murder and using expletives that best describe you grin grin
Balderdash!! I ain't calling on anyone to interpret you nigger slave lingua and mannerisms to me, that's one disgusting language I am not interested in learning. You three unholy ghouls can keep speaking it, we know you're all fluent in that. We esteemed honourables will content ourselves speaking with the refined tongue of emancipated gentlemen cool

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 3:26am On May 13, 2020
GalaticHorde:
ape in the primordial era? shocked shocked who do you this thing? cheesy grin cheesy grin and he has the cahonas to tell me to read and educate myself cheesy grin why don't you make use of that much touted internet huh? undecided primordial ape indeed! grin bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy
You are an ignorant fool!! That's the simplest way to describe an ignoramus that doesn't know he is one and is carried away by delusions of grandeur. You're just turning your self into a laughing stock by the constant display of your ignorance on this forum. Yeah, there were primordial apes and your ignorance about that is an added feather to your ignoramus cap. Do read and educate yourself dumbo, you're severely lacking in learning.

BTW it's cojones not cahones, another display of your ignorance.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 3:14am On May 13, 2020
GalaticHorde:
aaaaw ze zaltinezz! cheesy grin cheesy grin I think he is about to cry cheesy grin hold it! Just wait a bit! Aha! Bringz ze vucket! Ja! You can criez now, into ze vucketz! cheesy grin cheesy grin premium tearz ja! cheesy grin cheesy grin
I said it grin grin grin, he has inevitably reverted to his idiotic state!!!! This is absolutely unbelievable. This is beyond anything that has been uncovered thus far in the study of dumbo genes in living things. You have mutated to a far worse state of imbecility than we ever thought possible in living things. Learn one new word, use it, revert back to your nigger lingua, repeat the circle over and over and over again. Hmmmm, you're a peculiar case study on the elastic limits of liberal stupidity. I wasn't wrong to assume you were the dumbest of the race, you have certainly proven me right.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 3:03am On May 13, 2020
GalaticHorde:
chisos! shocked shocked shocked homo imbecilis is on the beats again! cheesy grin cheesy grin where were you told that civilisation could only be judged by 21st century standards? cheesy mehn! You're so daft! When caught hands down you double down! Neanderthals had art, they had tools, they used fire, they buried their dead and they had social order yet they weren't a civilisation because it wouldn't fit your agenda in this exchange? So what about the denisovans, florensiensis, idaltu e.t.c? Did they not have civilisations too?

And what about your "primordial ape" ancestors? cheesy grin cheesy grin any further elaboration on those? cheesy grin cheesy grin bwahahahahahahaha
I can't waste my time educating a block headed neanderthal, he will never admit he is uncivilized anyway. Make use of the internet and good books and educate yourself bozo. Or you can keep wallowing in ignorance while the rest of the civilized world look at you as what you really are, a primordial and uncultivated ape wink

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 2:58am On May 13, 2020
GalaticHorde:
I can think, talk, relate to them because I am like I said, a self conscious black man! I am well read, I am versatile! You are none of the above! You are salty! cheesy grin cheesy
For all your pride in being a house nigger I would love to insult your quadroon ancestors but that will be like adding salt to their injuries so I will hold back and not elaborate further on the pain and trauma they were subjected to to breed you who then starts to brag in wilful ignorance! I could paint graphic pictures with words, but they're not appropriate for this thread so I'll spare you that trauma Mr primordial nincompoop! grin cheesy
Nincompoop? One you picked up from me grin, I also caught your use of the phrase court jester earlier on wink, the barbarous black monkey is learning fast, unfortunately, you will most likely revert to your lamentably idiotic state in no time. That's your miserable lot. One step forward, hundred steps backwards in a wretched circle of endless stupidity. That's why you're on a speed lane back to the prehistoric ages where he will feel at home with homo erectus whose mental state is at par with yours.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 2:43am On May 13, 2020
GalaticHorde:
oh! The audacity! cry oh! The temerity! cry oh! The........never mind! tongue cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin weren't you supposed to make me cry and hide my head in shame with your vocabulary awesomeness? grin cheesy grin cheesy this is rather anticlimactic! undecided undecided undecided I must confess myself........... Disappointed! You were supposed to stretch this out for the longest time possible so why do I feel like you're running away like a whipped cur? cheesy cheesy you must not give up! I promise to cry a little next time! cheesy grin feel better? Now let's continue!
It will seem you are either sitting with your dictionary like you think I am because you are stringing words together that have no business being together or maybe its your deficiency in history again!
First uncivilised Neanderthal is a misnomer! Neanthertals were civilised as civilisation is defined by social order and they had that in whatever primitive hunter gatherer form. Even your steppewolves ancestors hunted in packs and had a social order only difference being instinctually they practiced Darwinism while prehistoric man took care of his sick, injured and old!

Secondly primordial ape is another misnomer that further buttresses my point that you really are an "homo imbecilli" grin cheesy go look up the term primordial again then come back and apologise to your gullible groupies cheesy
Like I said before, stringing words together to come of as being smart can only work on your impressionable republicunts not me cool cool

You emancipated? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Couldn't resist! This got me! Since you're so emancipated why don't you go take a jog through klantee near San Diego? cheesy grin

See 'im his a stoopeed haus negroes him thinks him be beta than other negroes! 'Ol massa's 'gon have a whopping of his arse and him's gonna tap dance real good to the beatings of 'ol massa's lash cheesy grin
How is that for slavespeak? grin cheesy cool

P.S I'm disappointed that you are needing a dictionary to understand these simple words and sentences I have been using so far, I'm disappointed! I thought you were boasting of being encyclopaedia Britannica? undecided
Here goes the homo ignoramus making a fool of himself yet again by dabbling into things he is too dense to understand. The term uncivilized neanderthal a misnormer?We are in the 21st century for God's sake, neanderthals are uncivilized by the very nature of their primeval existence. I understand that the fact that you are one of them is making you try to paint a better picture of your race but no son, the truth can't be changed, you lot are a pack of uncivilized and archaic beings. BTW, neither is primordial ape a misnormer, you're a living example of one grin. Stop disgracing your self Mr. Homo ignoramus and pick up books to read, books don't hurt, ignorance does.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by coluka: 2:32am On May 13, 2020
GalaticHorde:
aaaw cry pwoor weetle itchy bitchy rabid vapid mangy mongrel finks himself so special he wants to boss it all in the kennel embarassed aaw cry cheesy cheesy grin should we tell him he's the runt of the litter? Should we tell it we spared it so someday we could use it as bait while whaling? Should we tell him? No, not yet! grin cheesy grin cheesy besides, I never knew it could get so salty cheesy grin me bucket's 'lready half full grin cheesy more whining and whinging from it and we may get a full bucket of special premium salty tears in just one day! grin cheesy grin cheesy grin wink cheesy
Just when you think the dumbest of the unholy Trinity is making progress, he takes hundred steps back like the true son of the generation of dumbbells he represents grin. Back to speaking the disgusting nigger slave lingua are we Have you ditched your tattered dictionary so soon? I'm disappointed!!! Dude you gotta put your hands to the plough and never look back. It's only by constant application that you can finally be rid of the malady that ails you thus. Have pity and your wretched mind and improve it for once in your lifetime.

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