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Crime / Re: The Giant Spider (photo) by ComputerOperato: 8:15am On Apr 01, 2020
Yes. I have seen it before. I also think it's basically harmless to humans.

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Autos / Re: Toyota Corola Bank Type For Sale N450k by ComputerOperato: 9:36am On Mar 26, 2020
Manual drive?
God, I will love to have this car though the present one aint really giving me problems.
Any reduction in price op?
Phones / Re: How Long Can You Do Without Active Internet On Your Smartphone? by ComputerOperato: 8:16pm On Mar 10, 2020
Angelfrost:


Let's be honest... Those are what really count. Forget all the false and fake living going on online...
I agree totally.
Thumbs up bro
Phones / Re: How Long Can You Do Without Active Internet On Your Smartphone? by ComputerOperato: 6:42pm On Mar 10, 2020
Angelfrost:
Once there's money to travel, movies to see, books to write and read, I'm good for even 2 good years!!!

Hell, I have actually gone 3 years without internet... I'm weird like that. cool
Are we related?
Books, travel, movies... coughs... woman...all these can make me stay offline for years.
Family / Re: Do Men Love Women Who Cant Cook? by ComputerOperato: 10:16pm On Mar 01, 2020
Strica:

i know that. I didnt ask if it's possible, what i want to know is: can you?
Nope. I can't.
I like food too much. Home cooked food

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Family / Re: Do Men Love Women Who Cant Cook? by ComputerOperato: 4:03pm On Mar 01, 2020
Anything is possible.

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Politics / Re: Mohammed Adamu: Police Need 250,000 Rifles, 1,000 APCs, 774 Drones by ComputerOperato: 6:56am On Feb 26, 2020
Police Rifle Na war?
Fashion / Re: Joy James Enemuo Wins Miss Comely Queen Nigeria 2019 Pageant by ComputerOperato: 5:07pm On Dec 28, 2019
I opened the thread just to know the meaning of "Comely Queen"

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Health / Re: 'Charcoal Anthrax': Cattle Disease Hits Niger Republic, Customs Takes Precaution by ComputerOperato: 8:21pm On Dec 20, 2019
How will the cows get in? Shey our border is closed?

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Create Memes Celebrating President Buhari At 77 (Photos) by ComputerOperato: 8:34pm On Dec 17, 2019
Lol @ taboo. Some people will not make heaven aswear grin

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Romance / Re: I Like Her But I'm Shy To Woo Her by ComputerOperato: 9:26am On Dec 04, 2019
grin
NoGender:



"I can't seem to understand my self since I left you the previous time, I'm losing it and have got no coherent way to put this. Do I like that I've got nothing to say when we see? Not inherently, but please understand that I may be meandering and trying to lull but I've got you and your thoughts full to the brim in my heart"

Two seconds she go..!!


Please translate to English. Thanks in advance.

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Politics / Re: Higher Revenue, Reduced Fuel Usage, Rice Production Are Gains Of Border Closure by ComputerOperato: 6:33am On Nov 26, 2019
What happened to the increased revenue jare?
Hope we won't find it in another flat in Lagos?
Or better still, hope it won't grow legs and walk away?

Wait! Na our Minister talk am?
Hehehe.....

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Politics / Re: Federal Government Unveils Its Sexual Offenders Register by ComputerOperato: 6:25am On Nov 26, 2019
cococandy:


Without a standard means of background checks and reliable documentation, how’s it going to work?
You nailed it.

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Romance / Re: My Advice To Ladies by ComputerOperato: 7:52pm On Nov 19, 2019
maiahsaiah:


Where did you see load abeg? You think your friends are doing it for free until you refuse to offer them a lift in return when they need it but you are not in the position to. Anyway, cases differ, so I’m not absolute on my stance.
Lol. I mentioned load coz of the woman that said you should help her with egg or something.
We (me and my friends) will always be able to give lifts to each other coz we have more than one vehicle.
I am not absolute too but just want to disprove what you said that people can't give lifts for free.
Anyway, I may change tomorrow and start toasting any girl I give a lift to. Lol
Romance / Re: My Advice To Ladies by ComputerOperato: 7:09pm On Nov 19, 2019
maiahsaiah:


Lol... you know why I said something? Let me tell you a story.

One day, I was on my way to church when I decided to join a woman from my estate since her son said she was going to my church.

After service, I saw her again and we walked to her car. When we got there, she pleaded that I should help her buy a crate of egg across the road which I did.

Now if I had not joined her car to church, would she have asked me to buy egg? Won’t she go and buy it herself?

So, when I said even those who offer you lift will request for something, I wasn’t only referring to number. It could be anything. Your company, help, protection, or even your skull...lol. It’s not just number.

Like I said, I don't do that. Not much communication self.
Load? Sometimes I don't open my boot for months except to remove wheel jack etc. not to talk of you helping me carry load. As for others you have mentioned above, I am exempted. Thanks.

PS: Even when my friends give me a ride like today, they expect nothing, I mean nothing in return. They will even buy snacks for you. Same with me. About your story, that's women for you
Romance / Re: My Advice To Ladies by ComputerOperato: 8:16pm On Nov 18, 2019
maiahsaiah:


You see how you concluded it was number? Did I say number in my post? I said something. May I ask you why you said number? Be sincere.
Because everything starts with communication and number is the first step in keeping in touch.
Politics / Re: Beautiful Pictures And Video Of Akure, Ondo State Capital (pics, Video) by ComputerOperato: 7:47pm On Nov 18, 2019
izombie:
like i said, mediocre. There is no nigerian city that is beautiful. With all the open gutters, untarred roads, narrow streets and refuse filled streets you wan use form beautiful. Abegiiii.
Calabar is very beautiful

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Romance / Re: My Advice To Ladies by ComputerOperato: 5:10pm On Nov 17, 2019
maiahsaiah:



Nothing comes for free, even getting a lift from someone is not free, they’ll want something in return.

This is not true ma.
I have given many girls lifts and won't even talk to them talk less of collecting number.
I have you a lift coz you asked and I'm going your way. nothing much.
I just listen to my 9ice collection and sing along.
Education / Re: Which Popular Person Attended Your Secondary School? by ComputerOperato: 1:05pm On Nov 15, 2019
Emzenoz:

He said great people.
Thank God I opened this thread when I was alone, inside the room. People would have taught I had gone mad.
I laughed so hard that when I couldn't breathe anymore, I had to force myself to stop.

I remembered again and started where I left off.

You made my day bro.
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Nigerian Girls Dont Understand Sexual Fetish? by ComputerOperato: 3:10pm On Oct 31, 2019
Orisirisi something. Wetin Karimu no go see for filling station.
Jay5mie:







My broda...wetin olopa no go see for checking point
Orisirisi something. Wetin Karimu no go see for filling station.

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Phones / Re: I Need Sites To Download Films Apart From Netflix by ComputerOperato: 9:58pm On Oct 23, 2019
abumeinben:


Your head dey dia.

But my straight to download site, I mean 1 click to download, no ad, no rerouting, no nothing...


films2movie.ws

Use Google Chrome to autotranslate.
The domain is for sale
Education / Re: Can I Use My Bsc Agric To Apply For A Masters Degree In Computer Science by ComputerOperato: 8:54pm On Oct 23, 2019
jidemoh:
There are a thousand and one certification courses you can do on your new area of interest that are more recognized globally than the Masters programme you talk about.

Go for those ones and you stand a better chance.
It would be better to list those certification courses.
Phones / Re: If You Used This Radio,get In Here by ComputerOperato: 6:29pm On Oct 18, 2019
This one and Palito. Even comes with a tiny torch light. Gone are those days men

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Sports / Re: Andy Ruiz Jr Body Transformation, Warns Anthony Joshua (PHOTO by ComputerOperato: 7:35pm On Oct 16, 2019
ManspaceBarber:
Ol'boy! shocked Person fat before, he beat our own AJ, now that he shed fat, fear dey catch me small small oo grin but I remain optimistic.

Boxing is more of pschology and technique. Physique plays less in this game. smiley

Please buy soccer jersey from me.

If you buy from me, you aren't helping a CEO, you are helping:

a young man to believe in his dreams.
an African child to stay in school.
a community to develop.


Please patronize my small business.

Thank you.
I love the way you pitch your business. more sales bro

Modified...
Over 200 likes and 11 shares??
Thanks to you all!

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Business / Re: ₦500, ₦1000 Denominations Most Commonly Counterfeited Banknotes- CBN Report by ComputerOperato: 7:25pm On Oct 16, 2019
Before nko?
Romance / Re: I Have Been Stuck In A Woman's House For 3 Months And Now She’s Pregnant For Me. by ComputerOperato: 5:06pm On Oct 11, 2019
Here's the full fist guys.
some people used to do this so I decided to reciprocate.

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I used to live in Abuja but left when I couldn’t pay my rent anymore when things became worst for me, I moved to east, though I still had unfinished business in Abuja.
After I waited some months in the east and it was time to complete my business which I have been planning for years and was expecting to set me up good, I needed to be in Abuja for the transaction, so I hooked up with an old friend whom I never dated before, we were just friends you know but though I believe that there must have been few times when I tried to get freaky with her but failed.
You see my plan was to spend up to 2 weeks in Abuja during my business transaction, then return to the east or make plans to travel out of the country with the proceeds, but I didn’t have a trust worthy male friend who I could squat for those two weeks, so it became my worry. Until one day this lady called me on phone to check on me, her calls became regular so I figured why not ask her if I could stay with her for those 2 weeks, and she agreed.
That was how I moved into her apartment with hopes of spending just 2 weeks then leaving, but the business transaction took longer than I expected, it was getting to a month and nothing was happening yet, meanwhile the lady was busy planning her own moves. My first week in her house we made love until contraceptive was no longer relevant, so she suggested losing the protection, and she timed it towards her ovulation, it seemed like she wanted to get pregnant.
Meanwhile she would call some of her relatives and ask them to speak to me her new found love on phone whereas I made it clear to her that I would spend just 2 weeks with her. She blackmailed me into saving her number or calling her with a pet name as she showed me that she saved mine with “My Baby”, and that was how I saved hers with “Honey”. I avoided any quarrels with her as a woman she is so as not to ruin my chance in her house.
I would want to withdraw before orgasm but she would wrestle me on the bed until a few semen will find a way into her, this continued for a while until one morning when she went to brush her teeth, she would started to vomit and showing signs of pregnancy, in fact she was pregnant. I went ahead to tell her that I wasn’t ready to become a father, at least not in this my present predicament, besides I can’t raise a child with her in that disgusted area where she built a four-room public yard in a suburb beside a refuse dump. I can’t even imagine inviting anybody I know to that area talk less of my own relatives to come see where I live with my child. I have just been on a low key mode ever since I came here.
My people, I have been in her house for 3 months now and the business have been dropped, my plans have been shattered, and I am now stuck with this not-so-my-type lady 37, who is four years older than me, pregnant with my child. Its’ all been like a dream to me till this moment, with no plans of moving ahead, am just stuck here hoping that my upcoming new plan will send me away from this misery I landed myself into.

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Romance / Re: Twitter User In ‘hot Soup’ After She Promised To Give Her ‘toto’ To 5 Boys If Sa by ComputerOperato: 10:11am On Oct 08, 2019
owolawi19:
As in eehn, those pushing comments of a thing got me laughing real hard cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
Omo! I laughed so hard on reading the "stop pushing me" and the "they are pushing from behind" comments.

Nigerians or whoever those guys are, they are crazy!

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Politics / Re: The Consequences Of State Creation On Igbos by ComputerOperato: 5:00pm On Oct 06, 2019
valenu:

That was how Ojukwu set Awolowo free from the calabar prison to go and set his people free from Nigeria after being imprisoned by those Hausa soldiers in charge of government. Awolowo agreed only to change his mind when those Hausa soldiers offered him the position of the minister of finance. Those soldiers later dealt with him until he prefered to die.
Ojukwu DID NOT release Awolowo from prison.
Get your facts straight please.

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Romance / Re: My Gf Has Cheated On Me by ComputerOperato: 8:14pm On Oct 04, 2019
decub:


As a matter of fact, wives of the stinkingly rich cheat more...
Word!
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Sleep With A.... by ComputerOperato: 8:46pm On Oct 01, 2019
Peterosky:
.My brother you tried. I pray I don't get tempted, except I don't like the girl or woman,I fell for one. Although I was not comfortable with that.But I thank God we ended things immediately after the first time out.
My brother I like her.
Up till now I still like her.
But there was no way for us to get together coz people were watching and we are both well known.
Had to just let go coz of a lot of reasons.
Ever since then I'm always wary of them.
And they tend to keep popping up.
God help us jare
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Sleep With A.... by ComputerOperato: 11:55am On Oct 01, 2019
Peterosky:
Thank God I am not going to comment on this thread because I hate being tempted by any woman whether married or single. The truth is that I will never ask a married woman out, but no married woman should tempt me because I don't have the strength to resist those kind of temptations.
I was tempted.
Nearly fell for the temptation too.
Any time I think back, I thank God I didn't

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