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Celebrities / Re: Nine Prominent Yoruba Actors, Actresses Who Are Non-yoruba by coolaustyne(m): 8:38pm On Jul 15, 2020
donstan18:
The only Yoruba actress I fancy is Margaret Bandele Olayinka, popularly known as Iya Gbonkan.

There's this unexplainable Orgasm I derive each time I set my eyes on her.

I wish to go on a date with her someday.
my celebrity crush..
Sports / Re: Kamaru Usman Retains his UFC Welterweight Championship by coolaustyne(m): 3:25pm On Jul 12, 2020
ThierryJay:
Kamaru looks bigger and more built up than Adesanya. But I've always wondered why he is in a lighter weight category than Adesanya who is in the middleweight division? Congrats Kamaru anyway
He's not in light weight sir. he's in welterweight and Adesanya in middle weight. just a slight weight difference.
The body weight is not always by how big one looks but by bone mass at times... u might be lanky and have bigger or thicker bone than that person that looks chubby... hence the weight difference.

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Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by coolaustyne(m): 10:41pm On May 27, 2020
Ekawu:
my man longest time
Good evening my brother... I remain loyal sir.
Crime / Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by coolaustyne(m): 4:48pm On May 27, 2020
saynotocultism:



No worry, make I catch you for initiation ground and God go come purnish you if i catch you with gun or see gun for the initiation ground, I go roast your blokos . If I dey toast your blokos, then we fit they talk that time

DSS: your own is finished , you are initiating them into your cult abi?

Roasted blokos : since when did DSS start having power to kill ?

No worry , I go answer your question that time.

Chill bro. Ya blood dey hot. He doesn't deserve this reply to his question. All he needs is just a basic reply. Don't make him feel bad for asking you such question. His question was very precise and void of insults.
Remain blessed and God's protection on you always.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Apostle Johnson Suleman 'Exposes' COVID-19. "Worse Coming In 2022" by coolaustyne(m): 5:57pm On Mar 29, 2020
must our pastors always prophecy negative things... so good things don dry for this world... i SMH.
Politics / Re: Emir Ado Bayero Presenting A Prize To El-Rufai In The 1970s by coolaustyne(m): 11:50am On Mar 11, 2020
KGD10:


Exactly. The guy was the one who developed Abuja into what you see today with the help of Obasanjo who appointment him as a minister.
Appointment ko, Disappointment ni...
Did he do it free? Was his expertise not paid for?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 29th December 2019 by coolaustyne(m): 5:02pm On Dec 29, 2019
;DAssanal.... how market?? ;DAssanal.... how market??

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Family / Re: The Marriage List Given To A Man In Akwa Ibom State by coolaustyne(m): 7:26pm On Nov 28, 2019
No wonder they mostly end up as prostitutes and single mothers...
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Arrives Saudi Arabia Ahead Of Rematch Against Andy Ruiz Jr (Photo by coolaustyne(m): 4:25pm On Nov 24, 2019
jayson87:
Anthony Joshua will be TKO'd again. You can place your bets on that
Bro, how much will u like to bet sir... We can give any of the MOD before d D.day sir...

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Romance / Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nigerian Army Officer And His Pretty Fiancee by coolaustyne(m): 12:50am On Sep 01, 2019
Forged to be together.
A lady identified as Yewande Agada is set to wed her heartthrob who works with the Nigerian Army.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerian Army Band Dazzles At The Annual Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo by coolaustyne(m): 1:59pm On Aug 09, 2019
Mynightmare:
who dash you phone,must you show ur daftness online?
The only place we are poor is in our leaders.
Those are full blooded naija soldiers.
my broda seize fire abeg.... he obviously knows nothing.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigerian Army Band Dazzles At The Annual Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo by coolaustyne(m): 1:58pm On Aug 09, 2019
crazyABO:
Those were Scottish just trained with Nigerian band
shows how naive you are bro... it means u nothing about the Nigerian army guards brigade.
Politics / Re: Ikechukwu Ohakwe, A Nigerian Soldier Dies In Road Accident (photos) by coolaustyne(m): 1:48am On Jul 21, 2019
Don't post what you ain't sure of. He wasn't in the northeast. He died in a road accident in jos.
Romance / Re: Naughty Whatsapp Group by coolaustyne(m): 12:10pm On Jul 12, 2019
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Olosho Whatsapp Connect. Drop Ur Whatsapp No. Sex & Location. by coolaustyne(m): 7:46pm On Feb 14, 2019
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Abuja Hookup. Mature Minds Only by coolaustyne(m): 6:21am On Feb 11, 2019
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Romance / Re: Freaky Whatsapp Group For Matured Minds by coolaustyne(m): 8:13am On Nov 06, 2018
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Romance / Re: Man Found Dead With Smile On His Face After Having Sex With A Prostitute by coolaustyne(m): 7:32am On Oct 19, 2018
He died in active service.... KIA
Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by coolaustyne(m): 3:48pm On Aug 08, 2018
Youngzubi:
coolaustyne brotherly wia u enter nah
officer with saucegrin

hope em! boko no! gawd forbid
Hi bro... good evening... work no gree man free since... I fit die... no shaking for my end. Thank God for his mercy...
Food / Re: Cooking Pot That Costs Over N400k, Nigerians React (Photos) by coolaustyne(m): 2:53am On Jul 30, 2018
Na magic pot. All u need do is make a wish, open it and food go don dey inside... U don't even need to wash, it will wash itself.... Awon were...

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Romance / Re: Man Walks Out On His Date Who Ordered Takeaway Of N7K For Her Friends by coolaustyne(m): 12:04am On Jul 27, 2018
Some ladies don't need relationships, they need help; they need food...
Testing ya patience; that word is synonymous to almost all the irresponsible ones. They would do something outrageous, then come out saying they wanna test ya patience... LWKMD.

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Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by coolaustyne(m): 5:31pm On Jul 19, 2018
Youngzubi:


go try am with soldier or d.p.o wife u go see ya ancestors that day

fear soldier u think say na proverb e be abi.ok...
Ain't a civilian bro... u are speaking with a full fledged officer....
sama mi tori abeg... I dey wait.. at least make I read am and happy small before I go go patrol with my boys... it might be my last u know?....#winks.

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Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by coolaustyne(m): 5:14pm On Jul 19, 2018
na dream.....lol... this one too much na... na gold dey her kpekus...
Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by coolaustyne(m): 3:14pm On Jul 18, 2018
bro, wetyn dey happen na... u just leave us dey salivate u no give us food; abi na Pavlov theory u dey try on us... abeg we don wait tire na... sama us multiple episodes na; make d level just dey go smoothly.. just got back from my patrol with my soldiers here in d front lines around our AOR in Borno and na ya side my mind first go... this ya juju dey potent o... no dull me abeg... I remain ya boy cool austyne, d officer with a sauce...
Literature / Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by coolaustyne(m): 9:38am On Jul 17, 2018
even for my duty post here, u don make me reload this page several times; thinking say u go don continue the tori.... Abeg no dull ya people o... just continue dey feed us this beta tori... one cold Heineken and Benson for u dia...
Politics / Re: Chibok Girls Kidnapper Jailed For 20 Years: Govt by coolaustyne(m): 10:51am On Jul 13, 2018
so BH members are now mere kidnappers... Naija which way.. This propaganda na wa o
Pets / Re: Diary Of My Gsd, Kiara (kiki) by coolaustyne(m): 5:55pm On Jul 11, 2018
Teemothymass:
Any update on kiki now
Just seeing this bro... my job (the military) took its toll on me and I was away for about 10 months. Had to sale kiki (one of the hardest decision I ever made in my life till date). Sold her to a good home that could show her love and take care of her. Left few days after selling her and still kept in touch; before I was unavailable for 10 months. Had it in mind to get her back once I got back, But kiki died on the 17th of August as I was told; cause of death is unknown. I got the news on the 15th of September 2017. I was sad, I was heartbroken.
All the GSDs I have been seeing looks like my kiki.
Would have gotten a new dog but dogs ain't allowed in my new unit in Abuja.
But I won't stop thanking prodeegee for given me a pal I wouldn't forget.
Had to name my rifle after her...#smiles... All dogs go to heaven.

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