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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Jailed For Rape in the UK After His Victim Jumped From A Window by coolaustyne(m): 5:25pm On Jul 09
OkanlawonB:
Fear some of these useless ashawo women in disguise in the UK who are always ready to accuse somebody of rape at the slightest opportunity
I wonder what she went to Ladi's home to do if she is not ready to get intimate with him.
It is about time the UK government allow Brothels to be established and ran as a legal business.

So you know egbon.... He taught me how to play Scrabble back then in Bariga (close to the Barbershop at Onipe street)... Him and his friend Bro Saheed.
This thing fit be set-up o...
Sports / Re: Victor Oshihem Reaction To Finidi George Was Uncalled For by coolaustyne(m): 9:09am On Jun 16
Only in Africa will the elderly lie, say demeaning words about you and everyone expects you to either plead guilty, laugh it off, play dumb or better still react in a way they think they would have reacted.
Speaking up and defending yourself is seen as being rude, because the first thing they will say is *shey una be age mate, you for beta no talk anything na*
#Silence isn't always golden. Silence most times means guilt and acceptance.
Crime / Re: Man Beats His Girlfriend To A Pulp (Photos) by coolaustyne(m): 11:11am On Jun 10
This is what we call Edwin Isiaka Vandersar
Politics / Re: Shettima Inducts 2 TK-129 ATAK Helicopters, King Air 360i Aircraft In Benue by coolaustyne(m): 5:35pm On Feb 14
Nbote:
Nigeria is a funny place. You bought 2 new helicopters and organized an induction party
No induction party was organised.... It just simply means it was inducted into the Air force, as it wasn't in their inventory before.
Crime / Re: Husband Identifies Wife’s Beheaded Body In Yola Hotel by coolaustyne(m): 12:14pm On Jan 21
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Crime / Re: 7 Arrested For Kidnapping Of Nigerian Businessman In South Africa (Photo) by coolaustyne(m): 9:58am On Jan 13
KLEINBASS:
I have always said nigerian community in south africa is killing each other. Their barbaric and nigerians in Nigerians think their innocent and South Africans are bad one. Nigerians in south africa live like animals

Boss abeg, I use God name beg u; if u go school dem don scam u. Go back and ask for a refund...
Or should I say your brain failed you...
Politics / Re: Police Clash With NDLEA Over Arrest Of Inspector’s Wife Selling Cannabis & Other by coolaustyne(m): 6:18pm On Oct 17, 2023
Na which episode of superstory be this....
Loads of loopholes observed....
Believe this at your own peril.
Disinformation kills...
Science/Technology / Re: Goat "Attacks" Lion At Ogba Zoo In Benin, The Lion Later Caught It (Video) by coolaustyne(m): 5:35pm On Aug 03, 2023
Moral lesson: never allow motivational speakers and hailings from outside deceive u into forgetting who u are...

Most Nigerians will push and hail you beyond your limit then pull back when Bleep up happens...

N.B: it's the goats natural instinct to try defend itself and it's the lion natural instinct to try lure the goat to a vantage point to get away from being struck by it's horns.... It's not fear or cowardice but pure strategy by the lion...

#MyOwnTwoCent
Politics / Re: French Riots: Charly Boy Asks Nigerian Youths To Act. Twitter Users Slam Him by coolaustyne(m): 1:40am On Jul 03, 2023
Make him children and grandchildren lead... Not just seat in your comfort zone to incite youths, while ya children are safely tucked away....
Sports / Re: 2023 FIFA Women’s World Cup: We’re Not Prepared – Super Falcons Coach by coolaustyne(m): 10:31am On Jul 01, 2023
Buhari4dullard:
98% of the team are from the South

So we had better call its Southern Nigeria Team

Will Sharia and religious extremism allow females from the North participate freely in sports? Will u wear a burqah to participate in this kinda sports...?
Seeing females shine in sports or even wear shorts to interhouse sports nauseates them and is highly frowned at and females roles are restricted in their society.
So, do u see them being part of a team like this....?
If we even have any female of Northern extraction in the team; she would either be from Southern Kaduna, wasn't brought up in the North or never lived in the North...
Politics / Re: Chiamaka Okoro & Chidinma Oba Impregnated In DSS Custody In Imo, Released by coolaustyne(m): 2:35pm On Aug 20, 2022
Sports / Re: Birmingham 2022: Ogunsemilore Wins Bronze In Women's Boxing Event by coolaustyne(m): 7:46pm On Aug 06, 2022
chisomkachy:

Bariga to the world....
Welldone girlie....

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Hard For A Man To Forgive A Woman Who Cheated? by coolaustyne(m): 3:47am On Jun 08, 2022
A key that opens every lock is called a master key... while a lock that allows keys to open it is called a bad luck.
U Gerrit? If u don't Gerrit, forget about it...
Crime / Re: Please Help: Missing Persons!!! by coolaustyne(m): 2:49pm On May 25, 2022
superCleanworks:


Good luck to them. May evil people not find them first before they find their way back home.

Amen and amen sir
Crime / Please Help: Missing Persons!!! by coolaustyne(m): 1:17pm On May 25, 2022
Below are the pictures of Favour Adakole (15 years old, Idoma) and Fathia Muhis (16 years old, Yoruba).
They have been missing since Saturday (07-05-2022).
They were last seen in Gwako, Gwagwalada FCT-Abuja around 3pm on that fateful day.
Please help us find them.
Kindly contact any of the numbers below, should you have any info.
08023759555
07061857976
08074809735

Politics / Re: Obasanjo: What Boko Haram Members Told Me When We Met In 2011 by coolaustyne(m): 2:25pm On Feb 22, 2022
RandyOku:


SHARAPgrin

Borno will NEVER RISE!!!

Tell NL how many LGA BOKOHARAM now controls in Bornogrin

None
Agriculture / Re: What Is The Name Of This Fruit? by coolaustyne(m): 2:24pm On Jan 14, 2022
Omicron007:
This particular fruit makes me remember childhood.
We had the tree in our yard and in the school premises.
I and my friends got into trouble severally while throwing stones at this fruit both at home and in school.

We all called this fruit 'fruuit of frunt'.

Do you remember this fruit?
What is the English name and how do you call it in your native language?
Indian Almond.... With the botanical name Terminalia catapa
Religion / Re: 2022: Primate Ayodele Releases Prophecies, Says Presidential Jet Will Crash by coolaustyne(m): 6:46am On Dec 24, 2021
Health / Re: Share Your "Sleep Paralysis" Experience! by coolaustyne(m): 11:20pm On Dec 04, 2021
This is mostly caused when the brain wakes up before the body...
All u need do is stay calm, try to move your hands and legs.... In no time u regain consciousness...
Politics / Re: Operation Hadin Kai: Troops Neutralize BH/ISWAP Terrorists In Gajiram by coolaustyne(m): 5:09pm On Nov 29, 2021
Tranquillity360:
How many Nigeria army died?
Just like u murdered English...... Why do you hate good news?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 1) On November 28 2021 by coolaustyne(m): 5:05pm On Nov 28, 2021
OscarJaden:
10k giveaway to the first five people if Chelsea beat man u

Up Blues ���

Oga sir... Remember me o
Family / Re: I Hate Seeing People Succeed Including Family Members by coolaustyne(m): 4:46am On Nov 18, 2021
Icouldhave:
I just can't help myself, right since I was a little kid. I get jealous easily.

I want everything to be just me alone, I want to be the one to have money then give it out to people.

I hate it when people gives me money, it anolds me, makes me feel less.

U are a witch... Just commit suicide.


Please how do I contain this attitude of mine.


Ps

I don't do bad.

Neither do I do evil.

I just want to be the one running everything in my family or any place I find myself.

I want to be the number one guy


I want to be the giver always
Family / Re: He's Hurting Because I'm Getting Married. by coolaustyne(m): 3:19am On Nov 14, 2021
MarketDispatch:
After enjoying your Sugar Daddy, you want to leave him?

Given the closeness to your family, how did you introduce your Sugar daddy to your current fiance that you want to marry?

Something tells me you would have introduced him as your uncle...
She go be like, sweet heart meet my love.... Lol




Politics / Re: Sit At Home: Obiano Monitors Economic Activities In Awka, Environs by coolaustyne(m): 7:08pm On Sep 13, 2021
festacman:
"If you live outside South East, and you are a proponent of sit-at-home on Monday, while you work over there on Monday. May the Gods of our land punish you! That money you make on Monday will bring you calamity and pain."
- @UchePOkoye

Amen and Amen
Politics / Re: Sit At Home: Obiano Monitors Economic Activities In Awka, Environs by coolaustyne(m): 7:07pm On Sep 13, 2021
Suspect33:
Long before, Igbo leaders have been encouraging our successful sons
and daughter to bring their business home, Aku rue uno philosophy
(bring your wealth home) they called it.
It is a known fact that if you go to Agbara and Ota manufacturing
zone, after Indians and Lebanese, the next demography that has their
factories located in those manufacturing clusters are Igbo billionaires.
From Comet star and wire cable to Beloxxi biscuit and then J and B
wire and cable, you have hundreds of successful Igbo billionaires that
built their factories in these 2 manufacturing clusters.
On the other hand, many Igbo industrialists hearkened to this Aku ruo
uno plea and campaign by Igbo elites and leadership by taking their
investment home, if not for anything, they took their investment
home to create jobs for our teeming young people, stimulate the local
economy and contribute to the growth of Southeast GDP.
IPOB with its draconian sit at home is now making some of these
industrialists that brought their investment home regret that decision,
some of them are thinking twice why they did not join their peers in
citing their business in Agbara/Ota which as it were is more
conducive and safer to establish and run a business than the whole 5
eastern states combined.
It is very easy for IPOB who have not run or built any business in
their life to declare sit at home, just like they did when Buhari came to Owerri but what they did not know is that
businesses are haemorrhaging and bleeding because of this not so
well-thought policy.
Three days ago, in Lagos, I was with a big Industrialist that has a
factory in the east, he was complaining bitterly about what IPOB is
doing to his investment, he told me that IPOB wants to shut his
business down by this their Sit at home thing.
Already, his business lost 40 per cent profit last month August
because of the Monday sit at home, he showed me their audited
account to buttress what he was saying and now that IPOB has
increased the sit at home from once in a week to twice in a week, I
can only but feel for him and other industrialists that have their
factories in the east because they are bleeding and losing money.
Nigeria macroeconomy climate is already tough under Buhari, from the
scarcity of forex to inconsistency in Government economic policies and
then lack of direction by Buhari and his economic team, entrepreneurs
and industrialists are weathering all these, then you add the self-
inflicted damage that IPOB is doing to our people and their business.
I just finished speaking with another friend who is an Industrialist on
the phone and who has his factory in Anambra state, man is tired,
already planning to move his business from Anambra to Agbara in
Ogun state by next year. He told me he will be going to Ogun state
tomorrow to inspect the land that he wants to locate his factory so
that once he pays for the land, work can commence on the site
immediately.
At the end of the day, who is losing?
Buhari that care less about the fate of an average Igbo man, a
clueless president that has lost his home state Katsina to Fulani
bandits or the local economy in Igbo land that is bleeding because it
is losing billions of naira daily whenever Igbos living in the east are
forced to sit at home?
We are making ourselves poorer and if this madness of using violence
to compel enterprising Igbos to sit at home continues, expect to see
more capital flight of wealth and businesses out of Igbo land.
You don't need to hurt your people and their business before you
pass a message to Buhari but IPOB seems not to understand this.
I wish them all the best in their self-destructive mission.
My brother.... You've spoken well... God bless you abundantly.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ex-colombian Soldiers, US Bodyguard Involved In Moise's Assassination by coolaustyne(m): 6:02pm On Jul 09, 2021
Ver sad.... May his soul rest in peace
Politics / Re: Soldiers Had An Accident In Borno While Rushing To Rescue Civilians (Video) by coolaustyne(m): 10:07am On Jul 09, 2021
Sleyk:
To all the soldiers serving this country with all their might, May God be their shield and protect them always.
Amen and Amen
Family / Re: Let's Be Sincere. "Can You Marry A Woman Like Your Mother?" by coolaustyne(m): 9:30am On Jun 08, 2021
Yes o.... And thank God I found one...
Sports / Re: UCL Finals: Chelsea Practising Penalties After Man Utd’s Heartbreak - Tuchel by coolaustyne(m): 1:14pm On May 29, 2021
Suspect33:
Chelsea is about to become the first team to lose;

An F.A Cup Final

UCL Women's Final

UCL Final

... In one season
God pass u
Car Talk / Re: Abeg Make Una Help Me Check Vin Number JTEGD21A050107378 by coolaustyne(m): 12:39pm On Oct 13, 2020
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Thanks so much.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 6) On 4th October 2020 by coolaustyne(m): 5:57pm On Oct 04, 2020
The red devils have been raped... Manchester united fans life matters... Tottenham biko...

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Autos / Re: I Am A Clearing Agent,if You Have Consignment,am @ Your Service by coolaustyne(m): 4:24pm On Sep 28, 2020
Good evening sir, please how much will it cost you to clear a Toyota Corolla LE 2005 model for someone??

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