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Pets / Re: Diary Of My Gsd, Kiara (kiki) by coolaustyne(m): 6:47am On May 24, 2016
Kiki was forming yesterday ate very little and ws only jumping around when I brought out her rono can food.. She wanted only that. She only took a little of her binggo food and wasn't interested in d indomie I cooked for her with egg and meat. I had a strong resolve that its either she eats d indomie or nothing. It got an extent I wanted to feel pity for her and give her d can food but something just asked me to hold on that it was just normal shakara, initial gragra.
It was night, I was running outta patience and presented same meal; o boy she reject am again o.. Meaning she has ate very little since morning. I got angry and walked in to sleep. She diligently took are spot in d room and in no time I was in dream land; only to wake around past 5am when I felt something tugging at my wrapper. I knew it was kiki and I pretended to be asleep but she wouldn't bulge she continued and even started playfully biting my ankle. When I sat right she was so overjoyed jumping on me. So I thought she wanted to play, na so I con join her. But her bite bite con too much. Kept nibbling and biting my fingers and looking into my face; as if saying o! Boy abeg no vex where yesterday food, ya pikin dey H
Had pity on her and brought out the food and dished a little more from her pot to her plate. Ya guess is as good as mine. She chop everything leaving very little.
I just kept laffing in my mind; dis one wey economy dey show us, u self wan con dey form champion; u go hear am. No body teach her to wack when hunger hammer her... She is presently sleeping.
More updates to come....

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Pets / Diary Of My Gsd, Kiara (kiki) by coolaustyne(m): 12:48pm On May 23, 2016
Decided to get a GSD though in a rented apartment; after a brief talk with the landlord. I settled for one puppy from oga Prodeegee (God bless u). Got it from oga's colleague on the 21/5/2016.
At just nine weeks she was looking big or should I say too big for a gsd pup of her age. But a gentle giant she has turned out to be...lol.
Getting home, she was very shy at first and chose a location beside our 2 seater; away from the prying eyes of my lil cousins and neighbors.
A very playful puppy she turned out to be and is so conserved/pays attention when needed. Can be witty at times though.
I, my cousins and my GF agreed to name her kiara but might end up calling her kiki.
Her first night was eventful. She didn't sleep at all, weeweed and poopooed (if there is anything like that) everywhere. But she now adjustin to the new environment.
Attached is her first portrait from the seller.
She ate well at first and later started eating very little of her food only to go eat again almost every twenty mins.

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Pets / Re: 4 Week Old GSD For Sale At An Affordable Price by coolaustyne(m): 7:54am On May 11, 2016
A female pup booked already...
Pets / Re: 4 Week Old GSD For Sale At An Affordable Price by coolaustyne(m): 8:08pm On May 09, 2016
lacicrips:
Why do you want to sell a 4 week old puppy for crying out loud? Wait atleast 2 months, 3 months preferably.
You are right... May be he wants people to start booking down puppies, if interested; so when they are of age he can let dem go.. They shou be at least 8weeks old, dewormed and vacinnated (dhlpp) by then. Pardon me if I am wrong.
Evidence of vaccination can also be provided then and prospective clients would surely like this.
Jokes Etc / Advantages Of Fuel Scarcity In Nigeria by coolaustyne(m): 9:09pm On Apr 04, 2016
ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA*
1- Most compounds are now quiet because "I better pass my neighbour" generators are on industrial action.
2- Wives are happy now that those husbands who like hanging out are staying at home with the family because beers outside are not cold. Moreover, rhere's no fuel to drive out to flenjour.
3- Kids are now reading their books since watching TV requires fuel.
4- No more congestion in network since many people's phones are switched off.
5- Browsing & downloading is faster than before because not much people are online.
6- Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late night movies... Light no dey naa!
7- Parents are over-joyed because their children that are always online now concentrate on their studies. No light to charge their bb, tab, android, and iPhone.
8- Even God himself was very happy when he saw people who haven't been to the Mosque and Churches for many months started going regularly just to charge their phones...
9- Add yours....
Sports / Aston Villa Vs Chelsea, Today 12:45pm by coolaustyne(m): 10:43am On Apr 02, 2016
Managerless Aston Villa continue their dismal campaign against a Chelsea side who remain unbeaten under Guus Hiddink.
Remi Garde left Villa Park by mutual consent on Tuesday after winning just two of his 20 games in. charge and losing all of his last six; the Frenchman failed to inspire a change of fortunes in his seemingly demotivated squad. David Moyes and Nigel Pearson have been installed as the early favourites to take over, but whoever takes the job surely knows they are likely to be managing a Championship side next season; Norwich’s win at West Brom a fortnight ago means Villa now sit 12 points adrift of safety with just seven games to go. Villa did win this fixture two seasons ago through a Fabian Delph goal, but home fans used to defeat will be more wary of avoiding a fate similar to the 8-0 defeat they suffered when these two teams met at Stamford Bridge in December 2012.
Chelsea collected yet another draw last time out – their sixth stalemate in their last ten games – as Cesc Fabregas’ late goal rescued a point in a 2-2 draw against London rivals West Ham. They sit ten points off the top four, and may end the season rueing their inability to turn one point into three – despite their awful start under Jose Mourinho, the Blues could still have been seriously challenging for Europe if they had turned more draws into wins under Hiddink.
The west Londoners have been indifferent on the road this season, having won five and lost five of their 14 games and scoring just 16 goals in the process; Villa Park has been a kind venue for most visiting teams this season, however, so the Blues will fancy their chances of improving their away record this weekend.
League Position: Aston Villa – 20th (16 pts);
Chelsea – 10th (41 pts)
Last Meeting: Chelsea 2-0 Aston Villa (October 17, 2015)
Form: Aston Villa – LLLLLL;
Chelsea – DWWWDD
Key Men: Aston Villa – Jordan Ayew;
Chelsea – Cesc Fabregas
My prediction: Aston Villa 0-2 Chelsea
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Police Service Commission Recruitment .. Apply here by coolaustyne(m): 3:26am On Apr 02, 2016
zakmusj:
@cheygams pls whc of d site did u use?
Psc.gov.ng, npf.gov.ng or npfcareers2016.net
am confused since psc earlier said d recruitment site wil b psc.gov.ng or npf.gov.ng
Though ur question is not directed to me; I just finished applying on this site.. www.npf.gov.ng.
I hope this info helps.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2016 Police Service Commission Recruitment .. Apply here by coolaustyne(m): 3:24am On Apr 02, 2016
Applied few minutes ago on this site.... www.npf.gov.ng... It wasn't that slow. Wishing all other applicants d very best.
Pets / Re: See The Giant Croco Found In Unical Today! by coolaustyne(m): 8:51am On Mar 30, 2016
BomboyOnline:


Crocodiles and Alligators are Amphibians. They live in water and on land.
Point of correction please. Crocodiles and alligators ain't amphibians oooo.... They are reptiles (class reptilia). Amphibians are frogs, toads & newt.

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Religion / Re: Why Christians Should Not Celebrate Easter- Femi Aribisala by coolaustyne(m): 8:07am On Mar 27, 2016
Oshogbo weed at work...
Crime / A Muslim Brutally Murdered For Wishing Christians A Happy Easter by coolaustyne(m): 12:49am On Mar 27, 2016
A newsagent in Glasgow was murdered
on Thursday for posting a message that
greeted all Christians on the occasion of
Easter. He was well known in the
neighbourhood for promoting communal
harmony.
Asad Shah, a newsagent in Glasgow,
Scotland, was murdered in his shop for
wishing his Christian neighbours a
peaceful and happy Easter. He had
praised the life of Jesus and referred to
the UK as Christ's nation.
A family friend described that the man
who committed the crime was wearing a
religious robe and spoke to Shah in Urdu
before stabbing him in the head. Shah's
brother, who came to his rescue, tried to
save him from the man but ended up
being injured himself. They tried to
escape to a bus stop where Asad
collapsed. He was taken to a local
hospital where he later died.
Mr Shah promoted cross community ties
in his neighbourhood and reached out to
people of different communities through
various events. He had organised a
debate on the importance of Easter. The
people who knew him said that he
observed both Christian and Muslim
holidays and sent cards to his
neighbours during Christmas and Easter.
'Mr Shah true Muslim, thank you from a
Christian Brother': Hundreds pay...
His posts on social media were peaceful
and against religious intolerance. He had
recently spoken out against the attacks in
Brussels.
Friday night witnessed a vigil in front of
his shop which was attended by the
people of his neighbourhood and
members of the Scottish Parliament in
solidarity and support for his bereaved
family.
Asad Shah belonged to the Ahmadi sect
that preaches non-violence and tolerance
towards all faiths. The Ahmadi are
persecuted in Pakistan, hence their
headquarters are present in London.
Despite their religious differences,
mainstream Muslims have condemned
the murder.
Police who questioned the 32-year-old
suspect, say the crime was religiously
motivated.
Source: m.indiatimes.com/news/world/in-a-shocking-incident-uk-muslim-brutally-murdered-for-wishing-christians-a-happy-easter-252557.html
Pets / Re: What Is The Name Of This Animal? by coolaustyne(m): 8:26am On Mar 18, 2016
Rat2snake....... lol
Celebrities / Re: How Much Do You Know Chiwetalu Agu, A Nollywood Icon? by coolaustyne(m): 9:49pm On Mar 15, 2016
Ati anya emeri apollo
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Twins Turn 6-Month-Old by coolaustyne(m): 10:25am On Mar 15, 2016
Abrahamtaylour:
Used and dumped Nigerian girls then ended with a Russian that loves his money. She would run if he gets broke
Bros, are u high on osogbo weed? This girl's dad is stinkingly rich and I doubt if na money make make am marry our bros. If she were to be a Nigerian, na people like una go call her gold digger...

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi's Twins Turn 6-Month-Old by coolaustyne(m): 10:21am On Mar 15, 2016
sinaj:
Diyachenko! I like diz name smiley
Olga sounds like algae.

Why is mikels face not showing in d pic?


HBD cuties kiss
To carry belle don de hungry me o
I am fertile.... very fertile..
Sports / Chelsea Fc Vs Paris Saint-germain; Champions League, Today 8:45pm by coolaustyne(m): 3:10pm On Mar 09, 2016
Chelsea host Paris Saint-Germain in the second leg of their Champions League Round of 16 at the Stamford Bridge. The visitors have a slight 2-1 advantage over the Blues, but the away goal could be very vital for Chelsea’s chances to go through. They’ll look to get an early goal and protect the lead.
After a disappointing league campaign which currently sees them stranded in eighth place, the Blues will seek to achieve success in the Champions League to give this season a semblance of glory.
Paris Saint-Germain meanwhile stand on the other end of the spectrum. They have ravaged all comers in Ligue 1 and winning it only remains a formality for the Parisians. The Champions League meanwhile stands as the true test of the stride that the French club has made under the investment of Nasser Al-Khelaifi.
Despite the first leg's victory, PSG will have been left frustrated at having conceded on home soil, with away goals all so crucial in the European competition. Progression, nonetheless, remains in their hands.
Considering it’s a home game for Chelsea, PSG should be very careful here. As a slight lapse in concentration will lead to Chelsea punishing them.
A great match awaits us.... who will conquer
Health / Re: Free Recharge Cards From Flex Herbal. Just To Say Thank You by coolaustyne(m): 12:57pm On Mar 05, 2016
Not again... I missed it...
Sports / Tottenham Hotspur Vs Arsenal, Today 1:45pm by coolaustyne(m): 9:50am On Mar 05, 2016
Who stoops to conquer
This is a big match. In fact, this is the biggest north-London derby in recent memory; as the fight for the top spot heats up. As Arsène Wenger remarked, never before in his 19 and a half years at Arsenal has this showdown stood to shape the title race.
Tottenham slipped up at West Ham in midweek but their belief is strong and they are favourites.
Arsenal’s form has deserted them and another defeat does not bear thinking about for them.
The North London derby; a match you wouldn't wanna miss....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Chelsea Vs Stoke City (1 - 1) On 5th March 2016 by coolaustyne(m): 9:37am On Mar 05, 2016
Chelsea will look to build on their good run of form under Guus Hiddink with a win against Stoke City today.
The Blues have been beaten twice by Mark Hughes’ side already this season and they will be keen to avenge that. Meanwhile, Stoke City have picked up some momentum after a series of defeats and will be looking to continue their impressive run of form against the Premier League champions.
With the champions league on Chelsea's mind; will they field a strong side?
Will Stoke city halt their fine run and stop their unbeaten run or will they be the one to stop Stoke's?
A great match awaits us.... Who conquers
Family / Re: 68-Year-Old Woman Battered By Her 79-Year-Old Husband In Lagos by coolaustyne(m): 8:30pm On Mar 04, 2016
Remorseful indeed... what if she died or had a life threatening injury.... Remorse or apologise would not bring things back to normal... na wa for wife beaters ooo...
Health / Re: Free Recharge Cards From Flex Herbal. Just To Say Thank You by coolaustyne(m): 7:58pm On Mar 04, 2016
Flexherbal:
I will extend it to tomorrow.
I pray and hope it favours me ooo...
Health / Re: Free Recharge Cards From Flex Herbal. Just To Say Thank You by coolaustyne(m): 9:57am On Mar 04, 2016
Swearest:
Tanx 4 ur encouragement but to tell u d truth i don tire. since tuesday
I tire too ooo...
Health / Re: Free Recharge Cards From Flex Herbal. Just To Say Thank You by coolaustyne(m): 9:08am On Mar 04, 2016
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Norwich City Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 1st March 2016 by coolaustyne(m): 6:22pm On Mar 01, 2016
Guus Hiddink has steadied the Blues ship since replacing Jose Mourinho in December but they face a potential tricky game at Carrow Road with the Canaries scrapping for their Premier League lives.
After enduring a disastrous start to their title defence, the Blues are yet to lose a Premier League game since Guus Hiddink took over from Jose Mourinho in late December.
They preserved that record with a 2-1 comeback victory at Southampton on Saturday afternoon which saw the West Londoners climb above Everton in to eleventh spot in the table. A win at Carrow Road could see Chelsea rise to as high as eighth if other results go their way but with fourth-placed Manchester City still eleven points adrift, a top four finish still looks extremely unlikely this season.
Norwich are desperate for points themselves with six losses in their last seven games leaving the Canaries sitting seventeenth in the table with just goal difference keeping them out of the bottom three, so Alex Neil will be keen for a positive result tonight.
Will Chelsea's good run continue? Can't wait for the action to begin....
Sports / Liverpool Vs Man City, League Cup Final 2016. Today; 5:30pm by coolaustyne(m): 9:28am On Feb 28, 2016
The Reds have won this competition more than any other side. City, on the other hand, are going for their second league cup triumph in three years. Liverpool last won the competition four years ago, which was incidentally the last time they won a trophy. A win on Sunday would be just four months after Jurgen Klopp took charge of Liverpool replacing Brendan Rodgers. The Reds are heading into this match on the back of some recent good performances. While they have won only twice in their last seven matches in the league, the Reds have managed to move into the last 16 rounds of Europa League, after winning 1-0 against Augsburg over two legs.
The Reds have won only two trophies in the last decade. Post Rafa Benitez era, two of Liverpool’s last three managers have failed to win anything. Therefore, the competition holds paramount importance for Jurgen Klopp, as he looks to bring the winning culture back at the club. While a lot of work still needs to be done, there is no better way of injecting a belief among the players than by winning a trophy.
City have scored for fun in this season’s League Cup campaign, although they struggled a bit against Everton in the semi-finals.
Manuel Pellegrini’s side head into the fixture on qthe back of a 3-1 win away to Dynamo Kiev in the first leg of the Champions League Round of 16 tie.
Who stoops to conquer; the reds or the citizens?
A great match surely awaits us.
What's your take on this?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Southampton Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 27th February 2015 by coolaustyne(m): 2:51pm On Feb 27, 2016
What's your take on this match that would go down at the Saint Mary's?
Chelsea travel to the south coast on Saturday afternoon to face Southampton in another Premier League match after a disappointing loss to PSG in the Champions League and great win against Manchester
City. Chelsea has endured a loss and a win in the past week – the first suffered 2-1 loss away to PSG and 5 days later they they thrashed Manchester City 5-1 in the FA Cup.
The Blues have lost just one of their last seven League trips to St. Mary’s, winning four of those matches. On the other hand, Southampton have only won two of their last 14 meeting with Chelsea including a 3-1 win in the reverse fixture at the Stamford Bridge in OCTOBER.
With a recent of 5 wins and a single draw in the last 6 matches, Southampton look set to make it seven matches unbeaten in the Premier League and would climb above Manchester United should they avoid defeat. Chelsea have 2 wins and 4 draws in their last 6 Premier League matches and a win today will send them to the top half on the table.
An important match for Chelsea to go mid table and an important one for the saints to go top of Manchester united.
I expect a tough and entertaining match, but the question is; who would conquer
Romance / Re: 9 Categories Of Ladies That Use Pregnancy To Trap Men Down by coolaustyne(m): 1:10pm On Feb 25, 2016
Ladies that want to born..... lol
Pets / Re: Pitbull Pups For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 10:36am On Feb 23, 2016
Bros abeg did u acquire havoc from slimbone? It looks so much like d dog I saw with him sometimes ago..
Pets / Re: Pitbull Pups For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 10:36am On Feb 23, 2016
Bros abeg did u acquire havoc from slimbone? It looks so much like d dog I saw with him sometimes ago..
Celebrities / Re: You Won't Believe This Is Olajumoke On The Runway (Photo) by coolaustyne(m): 7:26am On Feb 21, 2016
Her Olympus has not fallen; it has collapsed... In a state of igiaga.. ;DHer Olympus has not fallen; it has collapsed... In a state of igiaga..
Business / Re: Lady Wore Bum-Short To Ecobank In Abeokuta (Photos) by coolaustyne(m): 10:37pm On Feb 18, 2016
The truth be told; this is d height of indecency. What is morally right and what is socially right can never be interchanged.
Mind u; 95% of those saying its nothing or d o.p is jobless would never dress this way or advise their sister, girlfriend or relative to dress in such a way and go to a public place..
Naija people I hail thee.. we never practice what we preach.
Politics / Re: Lagosians Query Ambode For This Manhood-Styled Sculpture Under Ikeja Bridge by coolaustyne(m): 10:40pm On Feb 15, 2016
This is Dickson...

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