Seat your trap out of someone’s marriage.

hisexcellency34:
Go and beg Ooni to remove the curse he placed on your head first before coming here, Mr Marijuana President

Ooni never cursed Sowore, he rather blessed him

The campaign team of Hon Bola Ahmed Oseni paid a courtesy visit to the people of Ilasamaja ward on Tuesday 18th, 2018. The federal house of representative aspirant for Oshodi/Isolo federal constituency II on the platform of APC laid emphasis on the need to support a young candidate as member of the house of representative representing Oshodi/Isolo Federal constituency, he further encouraged the people of Ilasamaja to change the narrative of their environment and need to rise against political imposition and tyrant leaders in the forthcoming APC primaries who would neglect their community after being elected. He also promised them of true representation saying he won't be a sleeping member of the house of representative but a proactive and vibrant member speaking on the plight of his constituents. The ecstatic crowd singed and danced to his visit, in attendance were practical the Hon Ganiyu Shelle the APC ward chairman of Ilasamaja, and other members of the ward executive.

There is an ambush which a dysfunctional Nigerian structure – by implication, the government – has sets on the path of the citizens’ conscience and dignity.
The right to the DIGNITY of HUMAN PERSON is key if the need to extract and profit from the priceless resources inside of our population matters. And it does. Simple economics presupposes the need for a give and take especially when there is a legal obligation to do so. I stand on this premise, therefore, to argue that the Nigerian government must fulfill its obligations to the entire workforce – the employed and the unemployed must not suffer the same socioeconomic indignity. Workers condition of service must reflect a realistic commitment to current realities and their positive potentials.
If a citizen would at least work, access to quality and dignified meal for them and their dependants must not be a luxury that only a corrupt privilege can procure.
Nigeria, you have stripped your citizens bare of their conscience and dignity the moment their employment statuses no longer guarantee them stable personal economics. They can’t even judge your profligacies because you have structured their personal economics with a nexus of impossible corruption.
Where exactly do your economics read their economics?
Where do your policymakers train?
Nothing frustrates my desire to love trust and believe in Nigeria than the facts that everything about her insanity is being denied, and conspiratorial silence on things that really matter.
It is sickening that you have morphed us into a community of self deceivers which pretends about and deny our impossible realities.
And you led us into this o Nigeria.
Look, the only collateral for this warped system – which sadly is our second most deadly experiment, our current structure being the first – that is available to our critical majority, by this I mean the masses and not the one percenters, is the endemic corruption.
The corporate denial of Nigeria’s impossible path to legitimate survival betrays our ‘efforts’ to take on our monsters. And it freaks me out. Because it is hypocrisy undiluted.
Nigerians in the majority earn wages that can never realistically cater to their basic needs. The wage calibration is so false that ‘alternative’ means of survival becomes a given.
How many desperate goats can you catch? Not many, right? Then it is time to de-goat the workforce through realistic reward system.
I sometimes get the urge to lash at some private hirers for their criminally unrealistic remunerations. But I tell myself to quit smoking hypocrisy. If I have not said much in protesting the government which rode on my approval and goodwill to power, what moral rights have I to reprimand an obviously profitist private establishment?
As long as hardworking citizens’ wages will not cope with BASIC needs such as healthcare, balanced and regular meal with a decent accommodation, we lie about our progress, about our knowledge. We lie about our dreams and everything. And truth is not in us.

Dear Presidency,

The business of governance is moreorless a thankless job. I assume you have counted the cost before offering yourselves to lead these nations - and I mean the country Nigeria.

Aside the business of ensuring my security as a citizen, you have a moral and civil duty to work tirelessly to earn my confidence and continued trust. Again, I assume you understand this well enough so I'll save you the stress of a civic class.

A couple of days ago I asked what exactly you have done for me at least lately - just after the Principal referred to me as HIS CITIZEN - and shortly after then the PHCN took light. Shortly after that the hopes of ASUU returning to work was dashed. Shortly after that MTN slashed my data per naira. Shortly after that my parents who had put some 70 years combined to the service of fatherland still complained of outrageous pension arrears.

Shortly after I asked what you, Nigeria, had done for me lately, nothing of note happened in the positive!

To accord them the dignity they deserve, I refrain from mentioning those who have paid the supreme price as a result of this administration and its numerous predecessors' ineptitude. They paid the price for being Nigerians!

May they rest in peace.

About 48 hours ago the news broke that Nigeria was no longer broke. It was announced that we've had our heads above waters. Nigeria was now officially out of recession.

But perhaps because you did not hire good enough hands to teach me economics - or maybe you weren't paying them as and when due, I happened not to fancy economics beyond what can be seen and felt. In effect, the whole grammar about our exit from recession means no shit to me if I won't feel it on the quantity of Garri my Naira can buy.

I don't clap when figures are green, I clap and dance when stalls and store are green and packed full. Under a certain Dr. you were rolling out figures which didn't translate into better life for more people. I have learnt my lesson now that the wàyó is probably worse.

So when you come this time with claims about economic exploits, I take it with a grain of salt.

See, exit from recession means no shit if decent housing remains an exclusive advantage for the goats which ate over 400 billion this years alone. It means no freaking bleep if the Police still rake in billions of Naira which are unaccounted for.

As I type this letter, my android is only nine percent charged - and that's because it's plugged into my laptop - and the noise from my neighbors' Mikano is sickening me!

Because I'm not immune to the bandwagon, I open my teeth each time my friends bring up the story of our escape from recession - some of them actually celebrate every freaking blip you dish out - but I actually don't know what it practically means from the presidency's point of view.

And now that the FEC has been placed on hold, who will honestly and accurately explain?

In case you, the presidency, deem it fit to do a clearer explaining, kindly resist the temptation to have Lai, Garba or Shina convey the message.

Use, Kemi. I like her British English even though Reno alleges she's bad in arithmetics.

Epilogue: this is frankly an opportunity for Nigeria to the economy more seriously. The government of the day should write its name in gold. Post recession, we should have an economic team comprising our best brains (and hearts) who will chart a smart economic course that will get us firmly balanced. This is what I expect!

Oshaloto, Joseph Tade is a strategic communication expert. He loves simple economics.

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President Muhammadu Buhari is probably the most loved Nigerian leader of all time. His relationship with the bigger mass of the citizenry justifies the belief that love is unconditional.

Yet, some will argue that the pillaging of the country's commonwealth by successive administrations (military or democratic) had created resentment in the hearts of the people, and that anyone perceived to have a reputation of decorum, modesty or discipline would naturally win the masses' trust. Well, I don't get their point. And I don't think I'll love it.

Some also posit that because the nation at this time has an abysmally low supply of this virtue on its political space, a Buhari can easily be dusted, packaged and sold. Well, don't jealous him, I insist.

I however ensure that I get a 'take home' from their arguments. This is particularly for my demography; the youth. The fact that corrupt people admit that honesty pays is something to cheer up for. Hear this; your honesty will someday pay.

Yes we're happy our preferred alternative is back. And the Buhari effect is really strong. But sadly people who have legitimate interest and questions may be having their voices lost to the cacophony. In some cases, they might be bullied into silence.

If a hundred day absentia can elicit massive amounts of celebration it must also generate actionable concerns. And these questions must not be flagged down or labeled as inappropriate.

So while the celebration lasts, the returnee Commanda must warm up not only for duty, but also for frank and intense civil engagements. He owes his employers some audience and some explaining.

Our love for celebrities in the social arena often places on them the responsibility to 'serve' us their bests. It makes them strive to do more. It puts them on their toes, makes them know that we have an expectation. When they leave this responsibility derelict, they fade.

The several million Nigerians who voted the Prez to power, and who have shown him overwhelming and what some see as undeserved love, have expectations.

Every empty and unhelpful affection must be shed.

They must get real with Mr. President. Baba, too, if he loves them back, must get real with them. He must be real with Nigeria and Nigerians - his employers.

To be real with you Mr. Buhari, there's no point subjecting your beautiful reputation to some parliamentary slights before Nigeria's unarmed robbers here in Abuja (apology to Obj) on account of not being fit. These guys have a way of being good at their job sometimes, you know. If the energy in you can no longer power the office he occupies, you please do the needful. This is on one hand.

On the other hand, Prez, you have been certified fit by the British infirmary - this is the report that choose to believe - and you're back to full throttle. It must therefore be loud on your heart that Nigeria has a pressing expectation. We now want a pause to coordination. We want to be presided over. Let there be a country once again.

Massive job creation, security, restructuring. Internal cohesion, education, refinery. What ailed you and how much it cost me; are questions I hope to have you answer in as clear terms as possible. Devoid of Femi, Garba and Lai effects.

I dare to make the following demands because I trust your civility as gentleman president - a converted democrat. I know that unlike a certain mass of your loyalists, you understands precisely what duty you signed up for.

You, Mr. Buhari, are a fine gentleman. Kind, competent, firm and loyal.

You're my president, you're my employee. They're not.

Welcome back!
Oshaloto, Joseph Tade

stjaxs:
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did you say Y 12 at d rate of 1900 lol. you better Dont run into debt. 12mm as at last week was 2400 Sir

someone should watch and give us d summary na