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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your Keystone Bank Test Score by coolsamie0(m): 4:59pm On Jul 21, 2014
Well I scored 57.14 and moving on...
Romance / The Secret 5 Steps To Creating A Love That Lasts Forever by coolsamie0(m): 11:59am On Jul 01, 2014
Make your partner feel good and don’t forget the little things.

Developing the secure, fulfilling bond you deserve with your partner is hard work, but it is not impossible. Below are five characteristics of every strong bond and what you can do to help create a deep, loving connection.

1. You And Your Partner Must Truly Become Best Friends

2. Believe In The Power Of Your Love

3. Never Stop Courting Your Partner

4. Be Emotionally Available And Vulnerable With Your Partner

5. Have Fun Together

This guest article originally appeared on YourTango.com

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Heilite Secretary ( Consolidated Brewery) Test Invite by coolsamie0(m): 10:04am On Dec 24, 2013
11:30am, 1:30 pm, and mine is 3pm... All is well
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Heilite Secretary ( Consolidated Brewery) Test Invite by coolsamie0(m): 7:52am On Dec 24, 2013
Just to be sure, the test is 3pm right?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Heilite Secretary ( Consolidated Brewery) Test Invite by coolsamie0(m): 6:10am On Dec 24, 2013
From Mile 2 or Oshodi, board a bus to Oyingbo, from there it is easy to locate. I was also invited for the test. Best wishes
Romance / Re: She Is Seriously Tempting Me by coolsamie0(m): 12:56pm On Dec 04, 2013
@Op; Look her straight in the eye, make it known to her in a way she'll understand that you notice her moves, bt you're more than that then she'll respect and trust you more

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Blackberry Pin Exchange, Singles & Fun Seekers by coolsamie0(m): 11:05pm On Nov 26, 2013
Just here for fun 332A2C37
Politics / Could This Be True? by coolsamie0(m): 5:22pm On Sep 01, 2013
Could this Analysis be true?
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
1) One barrel of Crude oil = 42gallons or 159 litres
2) Our Refineries (i.e 4) Installed (combined) capacity = 445,000 ...
barrels per day
3) Actual refineries capacity due to ageing equipment = 30% i.e.
133,500 barrels per day.
4) . . 133,500 barrels = 21.2 million litres
5) Local required consumption (F.O.S) = 12millions litres
6) It means that even our MORIBOND refineries can actually meet
our local consumption need of petroleum.
7) The cost structure of crude oil (i.e. Qua Iboe Crude Oil)
production; - Findings / development - $3.5
- Production cost - $1.5
- Refining Cost - $12.6
- Pipeline/transportation - $1.5
- Distr/bridging fund Margin -$15.69
True cost of one litre of petroleum anywhere in Nigeria;
- Total sum cost = $34.8
- 1ltr cost = $34.8/159 litres = $0.219
- Naira equiv. 0.219xN160= N35.02k
- Add Tax N5 + N35.02 = N40.02
9) Let FGN refute the above composition and if not, they should
tell us how they came about N65/litre.
10) Locally refined products cannot be sold at International price.
11) We really do not need FGN SUBSIDY as there was NONE in the
first place.
12) What is LACKING, is the WILL to enforce LAW ON
CORRUPTION.
Analysis by Professor Tam David West, former Petroleum
Minister.
Politics / A Must Read For Every Nigerian by coolsamie0(m): 2:30pm On Jul 31, 2013
The biggest country in Africa that the United Kingdom colonised is Nigeria. The biggest country that the United Kingdom colonised in Asia is India (which then comprised the present Pakistan and Bangladesh). When the UK came into Nigeria and India, like all other countries they colonised, they brought along their technology, religion (Christianity), ­ and culture: names, dressing, food, and language, among others. Try as hard as the British did, India rejected the British religion, names, dressing, food, and even language, but they did not reject the British technology. Today, 80.5 per cent of Indians are Hindus; 13.4 per cent Muslims; 2.3 per cent Christians; 1.9 per cent Sikhs; 0.8 per cent Buddhists, among others. Hindi is the official language of the government of India, but English is used extensively in business and administration and has the status of a “subsidiary official language.” Interestingly, it is rare to find an Indian with an English name or dressed in suit. On the other hand, Nigeria embraced, to a large extent, the British religion, British culture – names, dressing, foods, and language – but, ironically, rejected the British technology. The difference between the Nigerian and the Indian experiences is that while India is proud of its heritage, Nigeria takes little pride in its own heritage, a situation that has affected the nationalism of Nigerians and our development as a nation. Before the advent of Christianity, the Arabs had brought Islam into Nigeria through the North. Islam also wiped away much of the culture of Northern Nigeria.
Today, the North has only Sharia courts but no Customary courts. So from the North to the South of Nigeria, the Western World and the Eastern World have shaped our lives to be like theirs and we have lost much or all of our identity.
Long after the Whites and Arabs left Nigeria, Nigeria has waxed strong in religion to the extent that Nigerians now set up branches of their home-grown churches in Europe, the Americas, Asia and other African countries. Just like the Whites brought the gospel to us, Nigerians now take the gospel back to the Whites.
In Islam, we are also very vibrant to the extent that if there is a blasphemous comment against Islam in Denmark or the US, even if there is no violent reaction in Saudi Arabia, the Islamic headquarters of the world, there will be loss of lives and destruction of property in Nigeria. If the United Arab Emirates, a country with 75 per cent Muslims, is erecting the tallest building in the world and encouraging the world to come and invest in its territory by providing a friendly environment, Boko Haram ensures that the economy of the North (and by extension that of Nigeria) is crippled with bombs and bullets unless every Nigerian converts to Boko Haram’s brand of Islam. We are indeed a very religious people. Meanwhile, as we are building the biggest churches and mosques, the Indians, South Africans, Chinese, Europeans and Americans have taken over our key markets: telecoms, satellite TV, multinationals, ­ banking, oil and gas, automobile, aviation, and hospitality industries among others.
Ironically, despite our exploits in religion, we are a people with little godliness, a people without scruples.
It is rare to do business with a Nigerian pastor, deacon, knight, elder, brother, sister, imam, mullah, mallam, alhaji or alhaja without the person laying landmines of bribes and deception on your path. We call it PR, facilitation fee, processing fee, transport money, financial engineering, deal, or whatever. But if it does not change hands, no show. And when it is amassed, we say it is “God’s blessings.” Some people assume that sleaze is a problem of public functionaries, but the private sector seems to be worse than the public sector these days.One would have assumed that the more churches and mosques that spring up in every nook and cranny of Nigeria, the higher the morals in our society. But it is not so. The situation is that the more religious we get, the baser we become. Our land never knew the type of bloodshed experienced from religious extremists, political desperadoes, ritual killers, armed robbers, kidnappers, internet scammers, university cultists, and lynch mobs. Life has become so cheap and brutish that everyday seems to be a bonanza.

We import petrol even when we have crude oil in abundance. We also import rice and beans that our land can produce in abundance. We even import toothpicks that primary school children can produce with little or no effort.
Yet, we drive the best of cars and live in the best of edifices, visit the best places in the world for holidays and use the most expensive electronic and telecoms gadgets. It is now a sign of poverty for a Nigerian to ride a saloon car. Four-wheel drive vehicles are the in thing. Even government officials, who were known to use only Peugeot products as official cars as a sign of modesty, have upgraded to Toyota Prado as official vehicle without any iota of shame, in a country where about 70 percent live below poverty line. Private jets have become as common as cars. A nation that imports toothpicks and pins flaunts wealth and wallows in ostentation at a time its children are trooping to Ghana, South Africa and the UK for university education and its sick people are running to India for treatment. India produces automobile and exports it to the world. India’s medical care is second to none, with even Americans and Europeans travelling to the country for medical treatment. India has joined the nuclear powers nations. India has launched a successful mission to the moon. Yet bicycles and tricycles are common sights in India. But in Nigeria, only the wretched of the earth ride bicycles.
I have intentionally chosen to compare Nigeria with India rather than China, South Korea, Brazil, Malaysia, or Singapore, because of the similarities between India and Nigeria. But these countries were not as promising as Nigeria at the time of our independence.Some would say that our undoing is our size: the 2012 United Nations estimate puts Nigeria’s population at 166,000 million, while India has a population of 1.2 billion. Some would blame it on the multiplicity of ethnic groups: we have 250 ethnic groups, India has more than 2,000. Some would hang it on the diversity in religion: we have two major religions — Christianity and Islam; but India has many. Some would say it is because we are young as an independent nation: we have 52 years of independence; India has 65 years. Apartheid ended in South Africa only in 1994.
I am a Christian, and nothing can change me from Christianity. But I think that our country is daily sinking into religiosity to the detriment of godliness. Our land is sick and needs healing.
“If my people who are called by my name will humble themselves, and pray and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land” is still a saying that is germane to our current situation.
We need more godliness than religion; more work and less of hope; and more action and less of words.
Let everyone tidy up his or her corner first and demand fervently that our leaders tidy their areas of governance.
Our nation is degenerating at a fast pace and we need to save it now or it may be too late

Written by Tajudeen Oyehan Adeyinka on Dec.4th 2012.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ideas for Cover Letter & CV Writing by coolsamie0(m): 7:59am On Apr 01, 2013
Please i'll need a copy of the CV and Cover letter. Samcorp2010@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Controversial 'APC' Sends E-mail With PDP Address - SaharaReporters by coolsamie0(m): 8:16am On Mar 18, 2013
Before you know it, Bode George and Co will be granted Presidential pardon in order to contest in 2015. Are we celebrating corruption or fighting it? Why not grant presidential pardon to all repentant prisoners who stole less than a billion Naira and de-congest our prisons? Oh! Is it because they are not in PDP? I HATE LIARS!
Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by coolsamie0(m): 8:57am On Mar 13, 2013
Abeg! I need help, i want to do apprenticeship with one of you gurus. I'm presently a corp member dat will be passing out in june and i know almost nothing. I don't have a laptop and i know nothing. Pls i need someone to bring me up from scratch. I'll love to meet someone who will help me (One-on-One) My e-mail is samcorp2010@gmail.com. Thanks
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Ekiti by coolsamie0(m): 4:01pm On Mar 02, 2013
osho3mtech: Well I tank God for my posting to ekiti state. Its far better dan dos Boko pple states... Just found out dat Ekiti is d state with d highest no of profs in naija. meaning say der re well read, learned nd educated pple. Der. I like a place like dat. D zone go inspire me nd mk me join d Professor Club.
They are also kinda "over-civilized" but interesting people
NYSC / Re: A Thread Of Corpers Posted To Plateau State by coolsamie0(m): 3:51pm On Mar 02, 2013
usefaith:

Officially, married, pregnant women n the sick c/members 're the only one permitted to seek redeployment but due to the state of insecurity in the state then, we were all granted open redeployment...we were all given forms to fill during the camping period with which we chose a state of our choice but redeployed to where i think c/members were needed and the reason for akwa ibom in my own case
Same with me too, though i applied for Ogun but i'm here in Benue State. But seriously, I MISS "ON THE PLATEAU", the weather, friends and other things. Some of my friends are still there. Joining Orientation Broadcasting Service (OBS) might not affect ur posting though, i'll just advice you join Nigeria Christian Corpers Fellowship in camp and enjoy NYSC "on the Plateau"
NYSC / Re: corp Members Posted To Benue State, Lets Meet Here. by coolsamie0(m): 3:32pm On Mar 02, 2013
@all; Pls make sure you join NCCF in camp
NYSC / Re: corp Members Posted To Benue State, Lets Meet Here. by coolsamie0(m): 3:29pm On Mar 02, 2013
rittydolls: Now am scared of going to Benue state cos that's were NYSC posted me o...don't want to get infected not juz thru sex bt sharp object and d likes....na fatherland I wan serve bt nt to be infected wit a killer disease o
Don't worry, you wouldn't be infected if u are careful

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Religion / Vision Of Celebrities Footballers Pastors Gadaffi In Hell Fire By Emmanuel Agyar by coolsamie0(m): 6:28pm On Nov 10, 2012
On 24th November 2011, in the afternoon after I had come home from school, I found myself taken to hell by the LORD to be shown various things. This is not the first time I have been taken to hell, I have had other encounters, and however this particular visit is different as it has many warnings to people who are still on earth. It is my prayer that all who read or listen to this testimony would take it serious and make sure they avoid hell at all cost and align themselves under the Lordship of the Lord Jesus Christ and prepare for His Coming. Read all the details by following this link
http://spiritlessons.com/Documents/misc/Vision_of_Celebrities_Footballers_Pastors_Gadaffi_in_Hell_Fire_by_Emmanuel_Agyarko.pdf
Politics / Re: Renewed Violence In Jos by coolsamie0(m): 5:06pm On Nov 08, 2012
Nickydrake: It is shocking the number of Nigerians who do not know that Jos isn't quite the same thing as Plateau State. Here's a lesson in English-cùm-Social studies/Geography for you.

State: Plateau.

Capital: Jos.

So while you may rightly say 'There's been another communal clash in Plateau' when Jos is the specific location you have in mind, it is misleading to say 'Violence breaks in Jos' when the location in question is an entirely different section of plateau state.

I'm certainly going to invest a lot in primary school education, if i win the lottery.
It's only 2 Local Governments that's giving Plateau State a bad name, which are Barkin-Ladi Local Government and Riyom Local Government
Politics / If Nigerian States Were A Country by coolsamie0(m): 7:53am On Nov 02, 2012
If Nigerian State were Countries, Lagos will be UK, Ogun will be France. Pls let's av more suggestions
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by coolsamie0(m): 8:18am On Nov 01, 2012
To everyone dat has been posted, i say welcome on board. NYSC no be beans o. Na real Adventure. I'm currently serving in Benue State, Zaki-Biam precisely, here u can get yams as low as 10 for 200Naira.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Shakhtar Donetsk Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 23rd October 2012 by coolsamie0(m): 3:42pm On Oct 23, 2012
davades: And what's meaning of Mazacar ?
Ask AVB, he'll tell you more
Religion / Re: Pastor Kumuyi Urges Nollywood Stars To Use Talents With Judgment Day In Mind by coolsamie0(m): 3:05pm On Oct 20, 2012
Zodiac61:
On the contrary, I know exactly what I said. Do you want me to say more?
Pastors are parasites, meddling in other people's affairs.
I don't seek forgiveness for saying the truth and definitely not from a god that does not exist.
I see, I pray u'll know God before it's too late
Food / Re: Scarcity Of Yam Hits Lagos Market by coolsamie0(m): 6:52pm On Oct 12, 2012
While there's abundance here in a town in Benue State
Crime / Re: BBC Interviews The Fathers Of Aluu 4 by coolsamie0(m): 5:46pm On Oct 10, 2012
fittty: Since this incident happened I've pondered and wondered what could have gone wrong that the four boys weren't bold enough to talk and challenge those who beat and paraded them in public, leading them to where they were eventually killed.
Now the whole issue is clearer; the boys "ignorantly" got themselves involved with a cultist who operates with a gun, all in a bid to get their money back from a debtor.Below is what actually happened according to an insider....
An indigene of Aluu owed Ugo some money and had vowed not to pay back. Ugo who was popularly known as Tipsy had gone to meet with a fearless University guy (name withheld) to help them track the debtor who had been on the run.

‘Mr Fearless guy’ (a cultist) who was feared by many in the school ad accepted to accompany his friends to get the debtor tracked down in exchange for a percentage of the debt.

They were joined by their room-mate, Chidiaka. On their way to the place, they met one of their friend, Tekena, who knew nothing about the plan, and he joined, just for the hype as is normal with young boys of juvenile age.
That made 5 boys - Ugo, Lloyd, Chidiaka, Tekena and ‘Mr Fearless Guy’ that got to the debtor’s compound. Unknown to the other four, ‘Mr Fearless Guy’ who was contracted to intimidate the debtor just to get the money paid, went with a gun.
When they got to the debtor’s house around 12am, a fight ensued, as the debtor confronted them. A next door neighbour, a woman started shouting on top of her voice, that they were thieves, attracting other bad boys around the area, whom were mainly “vikings”, the rival cult group of the one on contract.

They swung into action by tipping the vigilante group who confronted the boys, referring to them as thieves. In the process of beating the boys, while they were trying to prove their innocence, the fifth boy, ‘Mr Fearless Guy’, who is a cultist, brought out his gun to scare the people, and he escaped, leaving the rest four at the mercy of the villagers.
The explanation they tried to give fell on the community’s deaf ears as the people insisted they must be killed....and unfortunately they were lynched!

Note:- this story is an eyewitness account from the 5th boy who escaped. He narrated this to Ugo and Lloyd’s friend who has pleaded that his identity be kept secrete
What a tragedy
Culture / Attributes Of A Nigerian by coolsamie0(m): 4:28pm On Sep 26, 2012
What are the attributes of a Nigerian?
Food / Re: Roadside Herb And Alcohol (paraga) Sellers: Your Thoughts by coolsamie0(m): 4:16pm On Sep 26, 2012
No mind all dis people wey dey form.. If oyinbo man package am for dem, dem go buy o. The sellers should try and package it well
Politics / Re: FRSC Closes Lokoja-abuja Highway For Road Users Safety by coolsamie0(m): 6:59am On Sep 25, 2012
The alternative routes is simply bad news. I'm serving in Benue and the journey to Markudi frm Lagos is abt 13-14 hrs. I wonder aw long it is to Abuja frm Markudi. Nigerian Roads ar simply Bad News
Culture / Re: Describe Your Country In One Word? by coolsamie0(m): 6:27am On Sep 25, 2012
Nigeria - Interesting
Quatar - Rich
Politics / Re: Ekiti Wins ICT State Govt Of The Year Award by coolsamie0(m): 9:54pm On Sep 21, 2012
oraclefemi: that award if useless if ekiti state university doesn't have a comprehensive computer science lab to teach its student , i am a graduate of that school and for the 4yrs i was there studying computer science i was never taught with a computer or with anything being displayed on a computer ...i finished last year and i am serving , my degree is total rubbish because i was taught programming on a writing board so we don't have an idea if they will run or not ..so please that award makes no sense to me ..the university website is a total eye sore and most of the work done in the school that should have been computerized are still be done with huge files and paperwork ...dare me and ask ..80% percent of the lecturers in that school can't open an email address...
i feel you, we finished together. Bt e be like say dem dey try small small
NYSC / Re: Get NYSC Updates On Twitter! @ifollowcorpers #getinstantfollowback by coolsamie0(m): 7:25am On Sep 21, 2012
Hihi @nymbols, i see you
NYSC / Re: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by coolsamie0(m): 7:13am On Sep 21, 2012
I'm enjoying my NYSC adventure here in Zaki-Biam, Benue State. Though most of us here are with private schools, bt u av d chance of having a PSA. Lot's of food and interesting people around too

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