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Nairaland / General / Re: Bbnaija: My Neighbour Finally Had Enough And Ejects His Wife From The House! by CORTANA: 6:19pm On Feb 28, 2017
Useless South Africans draining senseless naija pipo pocket and they even loving it. Guy i dey ya back
Nairaland / General / Re: MMM: The Fool And His Money Are Parted. by CORTANA: 7:57pm On Jan 17, 2017
wonder how so many Nigerians can be so stuppid same time. This mass folly should be a research topic for the academia. I'm still in shock as to this mass financial suicide

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Politics / Re: 2019: No Restructuring, No Vote In South-east – Igbo Groups by CORTANA: 5:46am On Dec 19, 2016
The ussual hateful suspects and born confusionists are already here doing what their tribe is known for.
RESTRUCTURING IS THE WAY FORWARD!
Nairaland / General / Re: 25 Dec. & 1st Jan. Celebrations Paused Till 14th Jan 2017 For Some Nigerians! by CORTANA: 9:48pm On Dec 17, 2016
MMcheesy
Investment / Re: Chuddy Ugorji Got New SUV From MMM Guiders As Wedding Gift by CORTANA: 5:23pm On Dec 17, 2016
fulaniHERDSman:
Nigerians are truely senselessly greedy, materialistic and vain!
Most Nigerians have very low IQ.
Most Nigerians are gullible & greedy thats why scam churches that preach materialism thrive.
Nobody wants to be patient and wait for God's time, this is why there are lots of miracle centers ripping off Lazy and little faith Nigerians.
This is also how and why we choose senseless and useless leaders during the polls. Cause we hardly ask questions nor resarch.
Hypocrisy is the middle name of the average Nigerian ... Why do you espect me to pity your condition now, when you never heed my warning before the account freeze? Were any of you my child, i would have flogged you mercilessly for a bitter lesson.
I have no pity for anyone caught up in all this cause most of them are still gearing up to dig deeper into their MMM misery and won't admit its a disastrous folly.
This also shows that most people who claim to have been charmed when scammed actually were driven on willy nilly by their 100carat greed, only to blame jazz after due to shame!

More loading .....
No hard feelings ... and no need quoting to sound nasty cause i'd ensure your ban.
Btw, i hate nitwits mentioning me, yes i said it, only nitwits won't see that MMM is undiluted evil scam. cool cool
Gbam!!

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Nairaland / General / Re: MMM Ponzi: A True Window Through The Mind Of An Average Greedy Nigerian! by CORTANA: 5:06pm On Dec 17, 2016
HoodedCLAWs:
Will the goats being led to financial slaughter hear? grin cheesy
Guy u rough o cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: MMM Ponzi: A True Window Through The Mind Of An Average Greedy Nigerian! by CORTANA: 4:56pm On Dec 17, 2016
TRUTH!

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Politics / Re: How Many 'M' Are In The Name MUHAMMADU BUHARI? by CORTANA: 3:51pm On Dec 17, 2016
MMM Ponzi President cheesy

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Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Shekau? by CORTANA: 10:40pm On Apr 12, 2015
Barabbas:
The North has got power back and Shekau with his men has been debriefed and decommissioned! angry

Bull's eye!
Nairaland / General / Re: Amaechi Calls, Congratulates Nyesom Wike! by CORTANA: 5:16pm On Apr 12, 2015
Shame on that JUDAS of UBIMA

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Nairaland / General / Re: Photo: Can Somebody Help Me With This Man's Name Please? by CORTANA: 9:21pm On Apr 07, 2015
Op take time o! cheesy
Politics / Re: Is This The Audio Of Oba Akiolu's 'Die In The Lagoon' Speech? by CORTANA: 6:41pm On Apr 06, 2015
DickDastardly:
Oba you messed with the wrong people. Believe you me, we will not only vote for Agbaje but we will now buy off that your dirty mosquito infested lagoon, sandfill it and turn it into paradise in our characteristic style right under your very nose.
If not for the spirit of Easter, i would have negotiated with AMADIOHA on what becomes your fate in the next 7days too. Be guided o grin cool
madt guygrin
Politics / Re: Abia Governorship Election Online Poll! by CORTANA: 2:01pm On Apr 06, 2015
Otti 4 life

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Nairaland / General / Re: Has Bokoharam Suddenly Gone On Holiday With Gmb's Victory? by CORTANA: 7:37am On Apr 02, 2015
Hmmm.....wondering too
Politics / Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by CORTANA: 8:12pm On Mar 30, 2015
Zulele:

He voted for GMB
you are not seun

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Politics / Re: LIVE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS-Ratio Analysis Show Potentially Rigged States by CORTANA: 8:11pm On Mar 30, 2015
Paranoid
Politics / Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by CORTANA: 8:08pm On Mar 30, 2015
seun who did you vote for?

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Politics / Re: APC Clears Presidential Election In Gombe by CORTANA: 7:50pm On Mar 30, 2015
grin Jonathan ooooooooo!
Nairaland / General / Re: What Will You Do If A Lady Blocks Your Way Like This On Lonely Path? (pic) by CORTANA: 11:30am On Mar 28, 2015
Direct Socket Entry things
Nairaland / General / Re: Cheating Wife: Man Mauls Wife For Cheating With Pastor! (pic) by CORTANA: 10:08am On Mar 28, 2015
Blood of St Peter!
Them take the woman swear for the man?
Nairaland / General / Re: The True Face Of One Nigeria: Our Only Genuine Elderstates Man (pics) by CORTANA: 5:29am On Mar 27, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
Gen BUHARI I know, Gen Obasanjo I know

who is Gen salami?
He is the man working very hard to make sure the first two doesnt sacrifice you on the alter of their wicked ambition and ulterior plans for Nigeria

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Nairaland / General / Re: The True Face Of One Nigeria: Our Only Genuine Elderstates Man (pics) by CORTANA: 5:27am On Mar 27, 2015
True talk
Nairaland / General / Re: Abia Guber: Crowd Mobs Apga's Man Of The Moment, Sir Alex Otti In Aba! (pics) by CORTANA: 7:39pm On Mar 25, 2015
Abians will use T.A Orji to set an example of what becomes of a man that decided to abandon his people in time of need.
ALEX OTTI all the way!

GEJ till 2019!
Properties / Re: Landlady Refuses To Collect Rent And Will Not Eject Him. Pls Advice! by CORTANA: 11:16am On Mar 25, 2015
better tell ur friend to start shinning the five congos asap or pack out there for me to move in for the callgrin
btw i need the address
Pets / Re: Lion With Two Heads Sighted On A Nairalander's Property (pic)! by CORTANA: 11:54pm On Mar 24, 2015
DickDastardly:
Should i keep it as pet?

Pls advise a corn fused brother! sad
hmmmm!
lion porn tingz
Politics / Re: "None Of The Above" Space Should Be Provided On Our Ballot Paper - Dickdastardly by CORTANA: 4:12pm On Mar 15, 2015
DickDastardly:
This should be for voters who dont have candidates that meet their expectation on the whole list.
There are way very many Nigerian voters who feel that GEJ, GMB and other candidates are not it. Many feel that Nigeria has abundant of young talents but always end up being ruled by Old and Wicked Oligarchs. Such voters has no choice but to be disenfranchised by the choice of perpetually ulterior motived political parties. So i say we create a space for them on the ballot paper to show they dont believe in any of the available candidates. Who knows what we will discover about our polls from this.

Your views and opinion are welcome on this!
Thanks.
Endorsed!
Pets / Re: Nairalander's Visit To The Wilds Of East Africa In Pictures! by CORTANA: 6:08pm On Mar 08, 2015
wow!
thats wonderful
Nairaland / General / Re: Dickdastardly's 14 Commandments For Successful Hunters! (photo) by CORTANA: 6:50pm On Mar 07, 2015
18. Never get high before entering the bush cause you might mistake your dog for game or put your leg in traps set for wild animals. cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Sahara Reporters: Dedicated To Only Negative GEJ, FG And PDP News (photo Proof)! by CORTANA: 7:34am On Mar 07, 2015
It's really unfortunate how they are so blinded in their mission to tarnish the image of this country.

Their motto should read: DEDICATED TO DESTROYING NIGERIA

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Nairaland / General / Re: Chewing Gum While Cutting Onions Makes You Not To Cry! by CORTANA: 5:52pm On Mar 04, 2015
DickDastardly:
Can we have this on FP to help our women in the kitchen? grin

Cc.
Seun
Lalasticlala
Obinoscopy
Ishilove
Right way to go!
Nairaland / General / Re: Chewing Gum While Cutting Onions Makes You Not To Cry! by CORTANA: 5:42pm On Mar 04, 2015
This info will come handy during this elections incase things go out of hand cheesy

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