THE EFFECT OF MAN UNITED'S LOSS
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Four years after graduation and things seem to move from bad to worse. You're still your own boss and still a broke arse because ‘self employed’ sometimes means jobless and penniless. No penny in your pocket, no Henny in the fridge but your pen*s is intact though it hardly gets erect of late.
What used to be your weapon of mass destruction seems to understand that the economy has been in peril of late. Your mighty man can no longer find moral justification for irresponsible erections since its master is suffering economic meltdown.
Even your so-called sweetheart, has left you for her old boss.

So, there you were, reeling in super-agony when the opportunity came knocking. It was Emeka, he came with "good" news.
"O boy, shey you know sey Man u de play with Seville today"
You nod your head lightly, cos the emptiness in your stomach affects your body reaction.
"I hear sey na sure win o" you looked at him, his face pale like a sun-stricken cassava.
"Make we play that game, na sure game be dat" he continued.
You're not a betting man, but how man go do?
You thought for a moment. The only money with you is the one given to you by papa Amara, to give to his wife when she returns.
You shook your head...
"O boy the only moni wey dey my hand na mama Amara 20k"
"Really?!" Emeka exclaimed.
"You don hamma be nah, just bet d 20k, win 80k, then give her bak d 20k".
It sounded like a good idea and before you could conjure a contradictory thought, you're already in a betting shop, placing your bet.
Basking in the euphoria of potential winning....you returned home, your heart as light as an Angel's kiss.
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You couldn't sleep that night, the time became a snail. Your torchlight phone couldn't access livescore.com
You thought of what 60k would do for your semi-miserable life. You nod your head; you shake it; you nod it again as million thoughts ran zig-zag in your big head.

Finally, mother nature wrapped her caring hands on your withered body and off to dreamland you were. There, you found yourself with Emeka and some babes, drinking bottles of beer and plates of peppersoup littered everywhere.

A persistent knock on your door cut short your Neverland enjoyment.
It was mama Amara.
You greeted her delightedly.
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She came for her money.
You told her to give you 30mins. You washed your face and off to the betting shop you went.
As you got close, Emeka's gloomy face greeted you. Your heart nearly skipped a beat.
"Okay, dat game cut o". Emeka said, dejectedly.

You couldn't find your voice at that moment.
Fear gripped you. Mama Amara will disgrace you today. You've got to find a means.
You ran back to the house, carried your generator, electric iron, your spoilt laptop.
You were able to sell those items but, it was not enough.
You still needed 8k to complete the money...
You thought of going to beg mama Amara. What will you tell her? Will she agree?

But....then, a thought graced your mind....Barcelona vs Chelsea is tonight... Why not invest the 12k on Chelsea and probably get 40+k. Great idea, and before the wind could blow south.... The bet shop you are....placing the bet....but...
Who knows what tonight holds...?
Will Chelsea win tonight?
Or will this jobless guy's woes continue?
By the way....
Mama Amara awaits...

Originalsly:
He abandoned his family. Why was the money with his mother? Didn't he know what goes on in Libya? Greener pasture indeed.

Thank you!
I don't know what they see in Libya. You go To Libya for greener pastures without knowing anybody that'll house you,you pass through illegal routes and you know fully well that there's civil war there. Do they pluck money from trees there? You'll still go and do manual labor there. I don't feel sorry for them at all!

Looks better on Ebuka because of his body stature.
Not a fan though...

I feel sorry for those employees. Since our security personnels can’t investigate anything in this life,they’ll rot in prison for years because I nor sure say police go ever catch those robbers involved. Dumb police force

Gassa007:

They will run the school with your father's money na.Your brain is paining you

Keep following your yahoo boy pastor

KpStone:


You're an idiot by the Grace of God.
This level of stupidity can only be supernatural. Thank you

You are the idiot here. Following a yahoo boy who claims he's a pastor. Mumu

wisdomkid:


Oga goat, even when they give you free water, you f**king buy can to carry the water..
WHY are poor people like this?

You that can't even pay gotv subscription ��
Carry your money go pay tithe there today Sunday. Monkey

VULCAN:
The word "Tuition" connotes fees for learning only and not books, excursion trips or other school fees.

So please use a dictionary next time so as not to mislead others whose vocabulary is as weak as yours

You're confusing yourself. Read properly before commenting. I didn't say it covers everything! I said it's still not free! Odoyon!

Just Tuition! "You'll still pay other components of the school fees " still not free. Next post please

I don't think any sane,fertile lady would just decide not to have kids or at least a child. Kids are blessings,you have no idea how fulfilling it is looking at a little version of you. You can't have kids,tell us the truth.

Stupid Bitch! I pity the man that'll marry this idiot.

Video don old na!
Like 7 years ago stuff

Joke joker jokest �����

IME1:
Benz

EVERYONE'S dream car

Wrong!
You have no idea how much I hate this car.

FreddyKruger:
Can't even respect the dead and put the corpse in a body bag. They just hurled her in the truck like a bean bag. RIP dear.

My dear! The country is so bleeped!

musicwriter:
When the news broke out I made it clear on this forum its not about Libya but about Europe. Some of you here as usual say conspiracy theorist.

Britain, France are actively working to re-invent slavery of the 21st century. If you like believe it, if you like continue to say conspiracy theory.

Clearly, the amount of time I' ve put in studying the prey and predator relation between Europe and their former colonies is not a waste.

Shut Up

NwaAmaikpe:



Some women are heartless.
Your husband is dead because you refused to sleep with the policeman.
Now, who were you saving the kpekus for?

I wonder why so much importance is attached to sex.
Sometimes I wish humans were like goats and lizards who shag freely without unnecessary bottlenecks.
#EndSARS.

You are so stupid that stupid is even surprised you're this stupid.
Fool!

Compared to others I've seen
I think it's very OK

So because of 97k
Just 97k
That's why he wants an entire lineage to be wiped out.
I'm not in support of the scammer but this guy na Monkey.
Person wey Dem steal he money sef nor talk.

Bobugee:


Which ever way! Let's call a spade a space. For crying out loud, she is a public figure whom majority of people are gazing up to


Sensitive things like this should be kept discreet.

Hipocrite!
There's nothing wrong with what she's wearing,you're here claiming people are looking up to her.
If it were a picture of Beyonce you for dey scream she's very sexy.
As in ehn
What is wrong with you?!

xarm:
water creatures
If you ever decide to swim in a river, lake, or just about any other body of water, make sure to check if it is safe to bathe there, because even places that attract tourists may well be infested with lampreys, hagfish, leeches, or other unpleasant fauna. Look up the water you’re about to plunge into on the web and stay safe!

Wtf is this creature
My body don dey scratch me

One of the dumbest post I've seen this year.

Okay

Foorking your colleague in the bathroom ���
Hehehe
People will come for my head now.
Lemme run
3rd to Comment
Highest so far
Happy new month, people

G

All post from Jumia Travel agency is nonsense,back to back.
Who's in charge of this nonsense

Funny.
After all the money dem pay as fees,they need take permission to withdraw money ����
Lol
Waste of funds.
Nonsense secondary school

That country don turn family compound ���
I pity the citizens

ollah1:



Wow!! What a brainwashed fellow. Iraq had absolutely nothing to do with twin towers attack and Assad didn't use chemical weapons.

Your father is wasting money on you

ollah1:


Since NK isn't a match for US, why havent the latter striked NK? What harm did Iraq , Syria , Afganistan did to US before they started striking them? You see the person dumb here is no one but you.

Mumu
The US went to war with Iraq after the twin towers attack.
They hit Syria after the president used banned chemical weapons on innocent civilians.
Tell me what NK has done?
War cost a lot of money and lots of casualties.
You don't go to war because someone tested missiles

ollah1:


I asked a simple question but the stupidity in you couldn't answer it without been salty. US can't do nather to NK. Why haven't they done that a long time again? Didn't they attack Syria, Iraq, Afganistan et Al without thinking twice but here is NK, they can't bully them.

N.B, China and Russia are right behind them.

You Dumb nor be small.
NK is no match for even France.
NK hasn't done the USA any harm,they're just testing missiles,and you expect the US to just declare war abi.