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Career / Re: 2022 Access Bank Graduate Trainee Recruitment Has Been Extended by cozzyboy: 8:18am On Jan 11, 2022
Please am also interested
My email
cosmasikenwobodo@yahoo.com
Eagerly anticipating your response
Nairaland / General / Re: What Major Set Back Have You Ever Experienced In Life? by cozzyboy: 11:36pm On Dec 04, 2020
How I just stumbled upon this thread
People go through unimaginable things shaa atimes I wonder how pull through
Well for me recently I was evicted from where I was staying before due to my bad habits all of which are all in the past now and just when I thought I had seen the light, another major setback happened this week where I was swindled of my company funds in my custody and now I have to pay back not knowing how to even do that with a very clear indication that even after I do I will still be relieved of my job.... It's just like starting all over again....
And a lot of people who knew where the dark place I just pulled myself out from would think this is just the old me with another trick behind my back but it sure isn't and I don't blame them if they think so.

I pray for strength for me and everyone going through difficult Times especially in this season without any form of hope....
May God grant us peace and may we not be deterred rather reminded that we are not alone.
Amennnnnn

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Business / Re: Looking For A Good Profitable Business With Little Capital? Here Is One For You by cozzyboy: 8:33pm On Nov 04, 2020
Men this DIS is quite the real deal..... just received free 1.5 GB just for watching the video presentation which was far more than enlightening and eye opening..... JOB truly means Just Obey Your Boss....
Chai... very true and I've been thinking about it ever since....
God willing I will definitely join this moving train
Business / Re: Looking For A Good Profitable Business With Little Capital? Here Is One For You by cozzyboy: 2:53pm On Nov 01, 2020
please am interested..... how do I get the video or join
Crime / Re: GET CASH: Criminal On The RUN by cozzyboy: 10:01pm On Sep 18, 2020
even if e de under pressure Na wetin go make am to de spoil person name like that...... imagine he couldn't find another word but criminal.....

make them sue am so e go get empathy small and de more professional

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Crime / Re: Video Of Hushpuppi Being Arrested In Dubai Posted By Dubai Media Office by cozzyboy: 7:39pm On Jun 25, 2020
Damn see money chai money that some people will never make or even smell in a thousand lifetimes. I don de wait for this news since ooo move to up up front page and it should remain there for at least 1 week :-XDamn see money chai money that some people will never make or even smell in a thousand lifetimes. I don de wait for this news since ooo move to up up front page and it should remain there for at least 1 week
Nairaland / General / Re: How I Almost Ran Mad!!!!!! by cozzyboy: 5:25pm On Jun 24, 2020
Georgekyrian:
Bro I have almost the same experience on my first day of taking Colorado, a call enters which I cannot pick lol grin. Thanks God for that day because I ended up controlling the trips myself. Where is your location Lagos or East, where can I purchase the HKN. My babe wan take a drag shocked
She follow me read your post and have been laughing
Lolzzzzz
Guy you go find that one yourself o
So if you babe run mad Na u go bear the responsibility and consequences.....

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Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by cozzyboy: 2:37pm On Jun 24, 2020
Na 80 joor
Forum Games / Re: Solve This If You Can by cozzyboy: 2:33pm On Jun 24, 2020
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Nairaland / General / Re: How I Almost Ran Mad!!!!!! by cozzyboy: 12:40pm On Jun 24, 2020
[quote author=tundchip2 post=91015698]Jeez, upon all the numerous videos of people going loco after smoking Colorado, you still went to smoke it. undecided undecided Colorado is a synthetic drug, not normal marijuana. You should thank God you didn't run mad. grin grin.

Guy I've been thanking God since o and still will....I swear no b small something
Nairaland / General / How I Almost Ran Mad!!!!!! by cozzyboy: 11:30am On Jun 24, 2020
How i almost ran mad!!!!!! Or I guess How I actually ran mad and managed to come back to reality

Am still in a bit of shock cause if I remember the mad people on the streets I think to myself "So Na so I for be like those mad people if to say Oluwa didn't intervene for me" Chai!! Utterly Unbelievable...

I had to open this thread (my first ever) because what I experienced i believe is worth sharing and it just might help someone out there to desist smoking and or from ever doing so as it just might save you from insanity (Ara as in ezigbo Ara) because Mua will never try it ever again.... Yes o Na smoke I smoke o for the first time in my entire life wey I smoke Colorado for USA abi wetin una de call am(for the daddy's wey Sabi)
I'll try to be succinct as much as possible although I can't be regardless of not even remembering half of what happened to me when I was outside of reality.

So I got back from work and I wanted to get high eat relax and have a good sleep so I decided to take the Colorado I got a few days back as I hadn't had the courage to do so ( dem warn me ooo say as I no b smoker say I fit run mad if I take am but see me na i de form 007 no time to die Abi no time to craz)...... Well so I took just 2 sips and that was it.... Men I could feel in inside and out of me and in the next 5 seconds I was as stiff and still like pillars rock and stones and then that's when it spiralled into my brain and I lost it.

Remember the movie Lucy in 2014 i swear it was just like the ending when she turned into a black substance and disappears into space or wherever (that movie sef get as e b shaa)....That was exactly how I felt only in this case I was disappearing/descending into madness, insanity, Loco or whatever adjective that best qualities it but for me its ARA because my brain cells were not only destabilized but disintegrating with infinity.... Oh My God It was absolutely an endless infinity.

At that moment I could remember telling myself that I have gone mad repeatedly...I kept saying in my brain that probably no longer works or existed the words" Igbala Ara" " Igbala Ara "Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala Ara Igbala
Chai o boy no b small thing Walahi no b Bean's Chaiiiiii!!!!! Abeg make I finish this story fast biko
I remember vaguely that I went to the kitchen to eat and God knows how long I was in there for (as I would come to realise later that I scrapped the pot to the very last even add water inside still drink am although I been de plan remain small for my brother who wasn't around as at the time all these was unfolding)
Fast forward to when I started shouting at the top of my voice to the extent that the neighbours come de reason weti de happen to this guy wey nobody de almost never see or hear him voice ( I also vaguely remember that I was talking to myself or probably on of my friends who I seemingly called without even knowing it and he did confirm afterwards that I was talking gibberish like a mad man that I actually was as at that moment).
By this time I had as a mad man would moved from my room to the kitchen and then the living room(How I take know well because las Las ma for living dem find me and I know say Na my room I been de) where I was shouting at the top of my voice and talking to who knows who (Maybe My mad alter ego Abi Na Lord Voldemort Lolzzzzz).... It was at this point that God remembered me through the most unlikely source and gave me a glimpse just a glimpse of reality.... Chai!!!!!!! Oluwa you too much Oluwa u be baba for ever.

Ehehn where was I sef....Okay yes my phone rang and at this point I no even know say anything like phone dey not to talk more of to get one....well I managed to pick up and the lady who had previously called me a few days back wanted to make more inquires about a certain programme and eziokwu I could not remember a single word she said but the moment she said her name (I no even know her name and I never even hear the name before for my life) it struck me - A NAME WOW (it was my first slight glimpse of reality, of the real world)

I immediately told her that I'll call her back and when I actually did I didn't even know but all I could remember was me telling her still at the top of voice that "Igba Ara" really exists and that it wasn't a fantasy or make believe as to how people actually run mad ( I remember clearly shouting also over the phone asking her repeatedly over and over - "Do u understand me?'"wink that's after I don tell am say madness de o..... Then I vaguely remember her saying something like am not okay and to get my shit together or something just before she ended the call ( I don't know if I said anything else to upset or something but as I don get myself now I don call the lady tire but she has refused to pick up or even reply my texts because honestly God use that lady save me from Igba Ara Na eziokwu and I wanna do is just thank her).

And yes I can never leave this part out.... probably why I didn't even get a word she said but just her name was because at that moment I could see Angels ( my people I know a lot would say Na the smoke but I promise you it wasn't cause I know what I felt). It was like an invisible electromagnetic wave u know like a spiritual illumination of his presence not wanting me to completely go nuts. Damn this sh*** is real.....

It was after the call that I ran to the corridor and screamed that i hadn't lost it or something like that

Wow e don finish o
Na this stage wey my bro wey don come back but was downstairs come come up with one of him friend come de ask me wetin de happen and by then my brain cells don de integrate back small small but I was still trying to fully grasp what was really going on even as I kept pacing back and forth the living room with tears in my eyes. They kept telling me to calm down but I couldn't cause the waves and illumination were still there as I could still see the angels which I kept telling my brother and his friend that I could see the angels who had undoubtedly saved me from Igba Ara.

Oh My Goodness, I was still pacing around, hitting my hand on the walls as I did while looking for my phone as I kept saying "I need to call someone".

My bro come collect my phone give me and I wasn't even sure who I wanted to call before he took the phone back because it was running low. They kept asking me what happened and I couldn't still give a definite answer until my bro asked me "Do you want to talk to your mother? and I realised instantly she was who I wanted to call as huge tears trickled down my cheeks.

Mennnnnn Las Las dem say make I go bath as I enter bathroom I just kneel down raise my hands and Said a prayer to God who just saved me and it was immediately I finished saying the prayer that the illumination and or wave ( I couldn't find a better way to express this cause it's almost indescribable) fell instantly and the angels disappeared.....
Abeg I don tire to type but make una follow me since Nara Ekele ooooo cause this wasn't funny at all....

Sorry for the Lengthy Read Peeps I just couldn't help it

Say no to Drugs people
It Ruins
It Kills
Stay safe
Stay away from Drugs
I don turn better advocate for Drug use and abuse now... lolzzzzz
Thanks for Reading and Cheerios

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PwC Graduate Recruitment 2019 by cozzyboy: 2:23pm On Jul 06, 2019
Ocon:
Please Can someone confirm if PwC is recruiting again?

Cos there's this people and change recruitment flying on every job board
Yeah I saw it too..... How legitimate is it?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CIUCI Consulting Analyst Trainee Recruitment 2019 by cozzyboy: 4:49pm On Mar 26, 2019
Me too.....i think it's GMAT format

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Romance / Re: Man Narrates How His First Love's Betrayal Has Made It Difficult For Him To Love by cozzyboy: 3:58pm On Mar 07, 2019
Lakside1955:
Lol, may be you are a learner
Let me tell u how I teached one a lesson, I met her at shop rite Ikeja, Hi, Hi, we exchanged number, I even paid for her grocery, she's beautiful no doubt, luckily, we both staying at alimosho, fast forward to following week, she came to my house, after all the entertainment, I wanted to shoot the shot, that's where she start all this virgin drama, as an experienced guy in the game, I knew she was lying, I searched her Facebook profile pics, that's where I confirmed this girl can never be a virgin, I called my nigga that very day to set her up and test her sincerity, I asked him to go and stay at the bustop not too far to my place so he can pick her when she leave my place, everything goes as planned, my nigga picked her up with his Benz 4matic and exchanged number, my guy started sugarcoating mouth for her with fake calls all about money, bro, my guy bleeped this girl the following day o grin, and I bleeped mine the third day also grin grin grin and my nigga invited her the fourth day to a popular hotel of which I was there also, when she saw both of us together, she was hell shocked, but we already shoot our shot sha, we even asked her if she can bleeped us together but she no gree grin grin grin naso she vex comot sha tongue

LMAO
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Heineken International Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2019 by cozzyboy: 5:57pm On Mar 01, 2019
peanutbutter:
They've started sharing rejection mails grin cry
Yeah welcome to the club...... I didn't complete the video interview though......
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sahara Talent & Entrepreneurship Programme (STEP 2019) by cozzyboy: 4:45am On Feb 08, 2019
Eagle1990:
Congrats to those who received success mails, wish you the best moving forward in the recruitment exercise. For those of us that weren't lucky this time, our doors will ultimately get opened.

Yeah..... Best of luck to y'all
We'll still keep pushing forward

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Career / Re: Career Opportunities With Foreign Missions In Nigeria by cozzyboy: 12:41am On Feb 04, 2019
Ride on brother - Fast and furious 10
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sahara Talent & Entrepreneurship Programme (STEP 2019) by cozzyboy: 2:10pm On Jan 10, 2019
AlienRobot:
Sahara group usually base it assessment on numerical reasoning, verbal reasonings and abstract reasonings.

For past questions and answers on numerical reasoning, verbal reasonings and abstract reasonings plus a link to function specific test questions and answers,


Contact us on Alienrobot01@gmail.com

Okay
So are you saying successful candidates from the 1 minute video will be invited for a GMAT based test?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sahara Talent & Entrepreneurship Programme (STEP 2019) by cozzyboy: 9:33am On Jan 10, 2019
excptnalcharis:
Any feedback yet?
Nah not yet...
We keep waiting
These things take some time u know
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Marketing Intern Assessment by cozzyboy: 8:41am On Nov 22, 2018
Fround:



It's like their recruitment process do stretch through months...... , I noticed that with an old Diageo trend I saw here on Nairaland.
Yes I think so so
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Marketing Intern Assessment by cozzyboy: 10:56pm On Nov 18, 2018
stevy00:
I guess they would issue us an offer letter straght after the next online interviee..
I guess we'll have to wait and find out
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Marketing Intern Assessment by cozzyboy: 10:55pm On Nov 18, 2018
Nwanieke:
They said the interview date is 16th November, that is on my dashboard. but I got a mail this afternoon to know my opinion about the interview/assessment experience and it is the second time I am getting it. hope I am safe?
16th November was like two days ago
Thats Friday
Or do u mean 16th December?
Am lost
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Marketing Intern Assessment by cozzyboy: 8:20pm On Nov 17, 2018
Bhenehdikt:


I was also expecting a digital interview as they said from their email

Hmmm
I see
I guess it's the same with everyone else

Well let's hope for a response from them next week.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Marketing Intern Assessment by cozzyboy: 8:16pm On Nov 17, 2018
Bhenehdikt:


I got this mail when I finished the assessment about two weeks ago.
I did too
Surprised they are asking me for feedback again
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Marketing Intern Assessment by cozzyboy: 3:38pm On Nov 17, 2018
floratutu:



Does this mean you were sent another test?
Plus did you receive a mail yesterday?


Not another test.... It's a feedback on my interview experience .... Questions like how was the interview
Was I given the opportunity to express my skills and experience , how can they improve on the experience and stuffs like that
And yes I got the mail yesterday
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Marketing Intern Assessment by cozzyboy: 2:48pm On Nov 17, 2018
I don't understand this people o

You recently applied for a position with Diageo. They have asked us to gather feedback from candidates on their application experience.

Role: Guinness Marketing Intern

All feedback is completely confidential and only takes a minute to complete.

We greatly appreciate your time and contribution in helping Diageo to measure and improve their candidate experience.
Click here to leave feedback.


I got this mail this afternoon
But funny thing is in the survey they are calling it an interview whereas it's actually an assessment test.
Or am I the only one here who was expecting a digital interview but instead got a series of more or less GMAT based questions?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Marketing Intern Assessment by cozzyboy: 8:53am On Nov 17, 2018
I got the email yesterday and my status says interview stage..... I guess they'll contact us soon with the interview details
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Guinness Marketing Intern Assessment by cozzyboy: 8:57pm On Nov 16, 2018
Me too got the same message
Does this mean we been considered or what?
Politics / Re: Chris Baywood Ibe Endorses Kenneth Okonkwo For Enugu Governorship Race by cozzyboy: 5:47am On May 03, 2018
Kenneth koo Kenneth nii....make em try em luck shaa.....but Gburu Gburu un performing comments is outrageous
Celebrities / Re: Americans React To J. Cole’s Lagos, Nigeria Performance by cozzyboy: 7:51pm On Apr 28, 2018
Nigerian accent...I think I like that part too

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