sleakid: MISTASWAG wins crizzy via no show...
Tomorrow battlers get ready

talK. .naw

I beg u. . .in d name of God. . .lma0. . .nd ya wifE. . .khIM

sleakid: MISTASWAG wins crizzy via no show...
Tomorrow battlers get ready

lai lai. . .i talk say. . .i go drop naw. . .oyah plz. . .chockid didnt talK. . .buh i said. . .im gon drop a lil freez. . .ojoro cancel. . .lma0.. . .sleak bAbA. . .plz plz nd plz o *on ma kneez begging sleak. . .with tearz down ma cheekz

sleakid: MISTASWAG wins crizzy via no show...
Tomorrow battlers get ready

i talk na. . .or wich kind ojoro be dis. . .i said im gon drop naw. . .

Mofo! Even tho u microsoft{m.s} u nt gon excel/...beta erase ur COURSE/coz yo jez a CURSE/im nice, donf wanna cari ur CORPSE/if yo afraid call 911 to tell d COPPs...im hatin' on u coz like polez repel!<electrostatic> ||{m.s-mista swag}. . .//
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i Diss-man-too<dismantle> "bringin'- bak-sickness" lyk 'I-pen-dis<diss>[appendix]im so deadly dat i "make dis-faqq-sleepless" coz im IN d game while SUM are NEAR<INSOMNIA>/
im smashin-dis-wack-bak,coz he kips spittin' baby meal,breakin-dis-faqq-bars,so he knws hw gravy feel..he kips formin' tunde..u beta head north{ednut} get cattles to rear!//
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lyk ma primary skul teacha "mista" ur swag so uncool<uncle>/in millie secs<ms> i-bust-cranium, droppin-bloody-sshit..landin-hit-punches on dis wack lyk bonphy nickle/yet i-blot-cerebrum,throwin-deadly-hits coz dis gay im leavin-wit-crutches..wit bloody knuckle//
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ur g.f nw raisin' plankards callin' me her hero,coz u cant even afford her a birthday gift..m0fo! Yo on zero lease!
Phuck d age! Ur end z nw..coz u gon be cursed 4eva lyk pee-age-see-end{PHCN}..end in abyss/yo' so alone|pathetic lyk no one's gon see u..nw yo' kip-caged-tease-hen unless I HELP OUT! Check diss=>
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1STBar=> Easy to dig

2nd bar=> i made him sleepless when he heard im d one hez gon brawl = http://m.facebook.com/mistaswag04?refid=46
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his namez are = http://m.facebook.com/mistaswag04?v=timeline&refid=17

3rd bar=> easy . .shid!

4th bar=> hez askin' pple 4 wat to get her g.f as a birthday gift = https://www.nairaland.com/1201563/small-cute-gift-guy-buy
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he'z so lonely, no one post on his topics. . .unless i help check dis = https://www.nairaland.com/1160854/rap-battle-given-topic-ure
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http:www.nairaland.com/1144721/n3w-y3ar-rap-fr33style-no-dissing
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https://www.nairaland.com/rap-battle-ur-native-language

Lemme drop.. . .a lil freestyle den. . .b4 4pm. . .plz o *so sad*

sleakid: Drop before deadline....

ha! Na 2day we dey drop?? I tink say mistaswag vs crizzy na sunday naw. . .owh God! Wetin i go do naw

SickScrollz: Wil dere b thread 4 us 2 drop our lyns cos i don't knw where we gon drop o

u be stevie wonder??. . .where rap maestro drop hin own?? . . .smh

murphysmallz: Itz 4pm already!!!!! Chockidd is out

eeyah!. . .tilL 4:30

Rap maestro: MAESTRO ENTER,ARMS STRETCHED LYK AN EAGLE
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Chocckid,take 4 barz
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>>1st bar
Hey bruva,do u think diss-is-a-computer,where u'll type and qiv a 'HEAT(hit)'/i'll b sure 2 qiv u chanqe lyk pls-in-ah-commuter hav yo 'BOSS(bus) seat/Kwame Nkrumah 'hoes-tell(hostel)....f**k dat,lemme qiv u a lodqe in hell..ccum down 2 my c0ckpit/i ain't otokx ur qay partner...xo qet on my ball dude,but i don nid ur poor spit//
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>>2nd bar
Chocckid/Wait a Minute...doesn't diss sound lyk Maestro is qud 2 choke-kidd/take barz of my chocolate kiddo..while we d real men are still on Coke-Seed/Cold Weed..quessinq dat's why i'm hiqh lyk when i beat ur pop-Need//
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>>3rd bar
f**k haterz,cos i'on shake handz to qet yo a$s pimped/faqq,i'll b sure 2 rain blows on u,cos wifout my spit..u'll b sure 2 die lyk Mobbed Shrimpp/SIMPLE..1,2,3 lyk wrestlemania Ref and i'll hav yo dad limp//
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>>4th bar
Chocckid/dude STFU..yo spit ain't qat scrillah,xo ur flows pays a poor spitt/impossible is u winninq me..it's lyk qoin 2 space..with pure fleet/force field/i'll b sure 2 avoid a false feed./xo i can vomit my jabs on ya face,datz wat i call enjoyin my Core-sh?t//
Walks out Armless..AMMO z in Chocc's head
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bar1 where he's obsessed wit computer science and Otokx [url]nairaland.com/chocckidd/posts[/url]
where he said he has bn lodqed 2 kwame nkrumah hostel [url]nairaland.com/849506/computer-science-students-graduates-lets/1#13237313[/url]
-lyk conductor in a commuter bus,i'll qiv him chanqe..
-otherz diqq urself..

uhn!. . .lwkmd. . .nyc sshit. . .thouqh *siqhz*

mistaswag:

STOP IT! se uno knw say smokerz ha liable to die younq?.... *qivinq it a 2nd tout* ..u fit continue sha, since u qo die soon.. wen ah rain ma punches on u.. lol.. i dey joke ni o!

lma0. . .thankz dude! *shakes hIs hand nd spit on his face*

. . .uhn!. . .la la la la *smokin' ma cuban cigar. . .watchin' mistaswag wit a deadly look*.. . .hehe

mistaswag:

idiot! U still qet mouth to talk..

lma0. . .respect!. . .*uhn*

CAPO-FIRESTONE:
I swear u guys disappoint me..dat biter "crizzly" is bak n una dy laff wif am..una suppose stone am 2 death..he neva stil repent sef..dm jst stil catch am 4 lyn biting againg..WAT DA Bleep..dude dm use biting swear 4 u..it nt a mst u mst b dope..if u cant tink den dnt do text brawl..dis guy is a fucking bloody bitter n he wil neva change..una suppose "BAN" am ..he don 2 bite..we dnt nid bitter here..o.. AM DONE

hmMn. . .#head bowed with respect#. . .yezur!

Uhn!. . .IM IN. . .jh0or

mistaswag:

crazy crizzy wich day u qo stop bitinq? dem use ham do u?

WTF!....U dey senseless...i swear...tell me wia ah bite 4 dia...na ur lines?....oloshi!..#no make me vex abeg...

Rap maestro: crizzy,i xtend my hand o 4 shake ni

uhn. . .gat yo' bro #shakez hand#. . .#lookz back and had an evil grin#

Rap maestro: CLEVERLY STUPID....
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Crizzy dude...u sick upstairz...so i'm knockinq u down/wha' u take urself for? Jacka$s or a clown/u take ma joke for seriousness,so i'm anqry..I FROWN/now,u bout 2 bow/lyk jesus christ..i'll hav a nail injected in ur skull...2 serve 2 u as crown/i kill fast,so ur blood will flow down,lyk a blood-of-colour-brown/i'll rip ur life,so i'll hav ur b1tch mourn//NOW
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Cry crizzy,cos i'll hav ur a$s floqqed/blood,cos i'll slay u wit blood-ful lyk u poisoned from drinks of froq/ur death,i know will be announced in 2mao's Linda's bloq/Tuq...tuq of war,cos i ruq-a-boar..still on this matter,so i'll have u croak/in invincible cloak,i'll land u invincible punches and still hav u sluq/..dead niqqa,R.I.P... Cos i just killed yo hoe and send u 2 KROGG//
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Open 4 happiness lyk pepsi,so i rip ya heart 2 make me smile/i knock teeth out..outta ya mouth lyk anqry fisherman 2 croc's in NILE/F**K U dude..cos like faqq i'll hav u run 4 MILES/MAESTRO KILL-WITH-STYLE,cos i end-life by takinq ma thumb on delete 2 kill d names on-FILE/u can't see me sucker,even if u had ur thumb 2 study BRAILLE/metaphysical power 2 slay faqqs lyk XY-KYLE(KYLE XY)/i'll slay-ya-life and make u slip of earth..lyk slippery TILE/hard faeces....yeeuwkk..dis sucker stink like sh?t-from-PILE//jedi-jedi.. Hei Hei
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Man U Fan,i'll pull my pluq of ur socket...2 end ya spin/i'll throw punches.. Hiqh 2 spoil ya Chin/Mean-Maestro,wicked-Me,cos i pinq ya life just by prickinq ya life with-safety-Pin/SIN,but i 'FOR-GIVE(forqive) 5 alive my osama 2 compliment it's BIN/ARIEL or DSTV,i'll just wash ya life like it's needinq 'CLEAN(KLIN)'/I'll stick ya head in a steak lyk dat comedian qeek named Mr Bean/Crizzy Baba,i'm just jokinq o lyk Terrorist call from TEEN//i'm awt joorh

lma0. . .ah love dat.. . .yo'. . .0n s0me d.0pe shids riqh nw.. . .

Ah no be MAN U. . .buh ah play cleverly. . .lma0. . .uhn! THE WORDPLAY KING Z HERE. . .
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>>. . .style free. . .leggo!
. .maestro. . .ah reall wish to say I-SEE-YOU. . .buh d only tym ah do is when yo' in d I.C.U...
Ah make yo' hangover lyk. . .4rm a bridge ah dangle you. . .
Uhn! U love tiez sha. . .lyk yo' battle wit Khim. . .hope he no go stangle u. . .
Aint dah cool wit poo. . .so withouT d 'C'. . .aint black im double U//
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mtcheew. . .im d phuckin' best. . .no be mouth wash. ,phuck d toothpaste. . .
Yo' nt gon wrap<rap>tiqht, even if yo' gat 100 wax on ur waist. . .
M0f0!...Im gon take yo' outta d game in no haste. . .
Im rackin' puss!es wit dis rhymez on c.ock...im dah best nd d best. . .double emphasis lyk m*phuckin' in.cest...//
lma0. . .wordplay master. . .ah flowlyk sea-men<s.emen>. . .
Im gon cut u clean lyk wolverine. ,lyk wah ah did to ma EX. . .mhen! <X-MEN>. . .
Im twice super. . .call me super-men. . .im so hot. . .always chased by fire-men. . .
. .u gat nufn upstairs lyk an unfinished storey buildin. . .maestro!
Yo' beta follow me lyk moses father-in-law did. . .jethro!

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.IM NOT A STAR! . . .#maestro finish dat if u can

Rap maestro: Lemme just qo into diss..
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Sorry 4 wastinq space lyk crizzy,but no vacancy in here...so take a rest and qo lie-lazy/i qot yo throat ripped lyk u rushed 2 knot tie-hazy/amazinq,how i enter yo mind lyk elevator..but d-key,i failed 2 use-it/bruise it,yo ar.se,so i bbanq hard..lyk i'm rippinq suzie./Maestro BABA,on diss faqqs,pls qo EASY//
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SSHUSH,we don't make noise here,we just kill lyk we 'SILENCE-HER(silencer)'/lyk 'Mar-Lee(Mali)',we hit Ghana 2 tie-MENSAH/i'll end ya life..and qet it in history lyk i'm MARK-SPENCER/lyk sensor,i spot u sharpally wif-out d help of Lens-HI(new version of lens I heard)/move dude..b4 i do d tai-chi on u tauqht by Master SENSAII(d oqa of dose NINJA TURTLE)/no AZONTO,f**k MAZAII/MAESTRO, DA NEXT HIGH//
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R.I.P sucker,cos i just diss-enqaqe yo from d face-of-earth/I kill fast,cos slow z d pace-of-death/Maestro,d clean dude...don't nid niqqas lyk u made-of-dirt/my weapon z stealth,it's RAP but not a threat 2 health/'GET-HOE(ghetto)' u know is lyk a staqe-on-SET/u live fake,u qet money...bboom,MILLIONS 2 buy Cosset/whether na CORE-SET,but i sure hope i end ur life...b4 u aim at usinq BILLIONS 2 bet/KABOOMM,i ended ya life,untimely-death-u've-MET//
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I kill death..so who u 2 come scare my STILLETO/i 'on nid a HOOK,cos ma chorus z enouqh 2 catch my fish outta GROTTOS/NEEEXXT,u now know z my MOTTO,so why play a useless qame lyk LOTTO/i'm a biq TANK 4 u tuq-shipz,so to me.. U say NO-TOW(u know tuq-ships tow spoil ships)../I break ya thumbs den end it up wit ya ROW-TOE//
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BABA don bless me qaan wit dis site,so 'WHY-BE-IN-HELL(YBNL)/I wanna qet ma first win,seemz it's qonna be on dat DRUNK EXCEL(D.R.U.N.K XL)/'P' z Erect,while I jack my car and i qiv u d messaqe 2 TELL/newscaster,xo i cast stone on ya life...so worthless,can bet it'd fetch no qain..if i Sell/JINGLES 4 u z when u hear ur pastor rinq d BELL../mumu..xo u ain't heard of rappinq 2 qet douqh...f**k..u must hav been livinq Hell/well! Well!! My niqqas,small small i just started qettinq outta my SHELL//

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Wow! Im impressed as phuck! . . .uhn. . Buh watz wit d crizzy??. . .im gettin' bAk. . .0n u

Ah.. . .c/o MYND44. . .lma0. . .+ MURPHY<rematch> + INCREDA. . .nd d pretty miss. . .KHIMWHYTE. . .Iøn care who yo' are. . .accept. ,if yo gat it!

dj5naira:

You're welcome great grandson.

lwkmd. . .uhn nö sh¿t. . .papa!

Ah no be MAN U. . .buh ah play cleverly. . .lma0!. . .
# aint gat nufn. . .against anybody. . .buh ah say ma mind d way it is. . .no sH?t!
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.C-4 CYPHER. . .yea it is. . .shoutout to Iceberg, DEADscrollz ah c u, dj5naira. . .site u manizzle. . .ojoawo nd sleak. . .ah salute. . .hehe
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.leggo!
Ah rule dis game, get me a T-square. . .
D only 0ne who does it beta would have to be a ME-square. . .
I will nid d men's room, for us to get a peace<piss> here. . .
Haterz beefin'. . .even when ah 0n their bluetooth. . .they wont pair. ..//
i flow badder dan d red sea. . .go find moses!. . .
Phuck ur offences. .i hit u fast.. .wit ma fist, yo' nt gon come to ya senses. . . .
I shine so briqht. . .go lend stevie's glasses. . .
Den ma surgical sci$sors, cut throuqh. ,exposing ya arteries. . .//
oda rapperz purr<poor> lyk my gurlfwendz pet. . .
I reiqn<rain> as d best ah could soak u wet. . .
Im universal. . .yo in vain<vein>. . .phuck d set! . . .
Nw itz d c-4 cypher. . .next yo' gon be seein me on dah B.E.T. . .whoa!
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.niggy'z lovin' ma hit<heat>. . .coz dere flow so cold lyk we in d winter. . .
Im sossick. . .ah nid readingz on ma head. . .testing a potentiometer. . .
Uhn uhn. . .ah look into d sky nd dictate planetz by parallax. . . Lyk morgan feel<phil> d retrograde moti0n. . .
C-4 cypher. . .uhn. . .uhn. . .im so wood im use to make fire burn. . .#cauti0n!. . .
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.la la la la. . .im d phuckin' best!. . .
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Shout out to real + dope vetz. . .

dj5naira:

BUSTED.

lmao. . .GOD knwz ah neva saw dis b4. . . . .dey really look alike. . .buh nt d same. . . .thankz sha

Dj5#,jamezjava,rap maestro. . .smh..
Y'all wont rap<wrap> tiqht even if yo' gat hundred wax on ya waist. . ./
imma take y'all outta d game in n0. . .haste

Rap maestro: dis quy don upqrade o.. I swear,i no qo lie u,i no like ur sh?t b4..

lmfa0! . .uhn. .thankz sha! . . .

Ah no be MAN U. . .buh i play CLEVERLY. . .
Im back. . .ojoawo ah c u, sh0utout to mikuz. . .deadscrollz wadido??. . Uhn! Murphy! Biq upz. . .
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bridge:: im crazy, i can do waheva ah lyk. . .part of ma crazinezz. . .letz see=> Nw Im 50 cent <scents>. . .u dig dat?? . . .get ur perfume!
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Ma flowz so cool i conditioned air in Milan. . .
Im supernova hot i burn emceez lyk a tropical tan. . .
ThInkin' yo beta dan me is a PIPE-DREAM-MAN!. . .
People run when ur music is played lyk an ICE-CREAM-MAN. . .//
ma flowz leave u breathless, i crusg medulla-oblongata!.. . .
Ma linez makez a run{aaron} lyk yo' m0ses broda. . .
Ur flowz not stable. . .yo' gon be cursed forever. ...yo' NEPA!. . .
Im gon leave u with no sight<site> lyk yo' aint gat any bookmark on ur ph0ne browser...praah! Praah!
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HOOK:: i rule NL. . . Uhn! Im d phuckin best. . .
2 m0foz earn hell. . .rest in d devil'z nest. . .! Mtcheew
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Criz-2,. . .leggo!
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If u think im wack lyk iceberg and increda. . .
U must be so dumb<sodom> lyk u leave close to gomorrah. . .
Geez! Im d track-killer. . .d fact-spitta. . .who'z mack-miller. . .d.oper dan a crack dealer. . .
Niggy'z be d king. . .i be d joker. . .lyk im p.square, with just a m0ve 'The game is over'. . .//
im lyk d end of laliga. , .n0 match. . .
Lyk Itz leisure tym. . .these m0foz got no CLASS. . .
Ah murder any beat, when im d first. . .u struggling to be d last. . .
My rhymez stick on y'all lyk poster. . .
So many rapperz on board buh im the duster!. . .praah praah!
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#HOOK.#
. Im throuqh. . .and im saying it. . .im d BEST!. . .shoutout to all real vetz in d buildtin! Raaah!

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I don dey madt. . .rotbl

Ah n0 be MAN U.. . .buh ah dey play CLEVERLY. . .lma0
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.lemme dig up sum sH!t. . .
Leggo!
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M0fo'z ..una dey drink polish+yeast. . .so u go rise and shine...
My hook dey tight...fishermen dey ask 4 lines.../
... My book of rhymez dey tiqht dan d nigerian constitution. . .
Haterz dey prepare 4 me coz im their life examination. . ./
Dem no fit cheat, coz i go lock dem real hard in d pris0n stati0n...
I dey mark u down lyk say i be terry's teacher..c0me in d next generati0n.../
Una mama dey sell stock fish in d village. . .
Ur senseless papa dey give customer'z change. . .
U say ur parentz d0n dey do STOCK-EXCHANGE. . .0lofo! I go lock ur family in ma carRiage, u go quote ma savage.../
if dem born ur mama wella, call ma name in vain. . .
I go stop ur blood frm reachin d vein../
With ACID barz i dey spit...una no get BASES 4 c0mparison. . .
WalahI . . . I go crush these little beatlez wey dey try pull stringz lyk george harRis0n. . .//
see me wey dey learn hw to freestyle. . .m0 ti ya were.. . .lwkmd. . .n0nsense!. . . Ur papa no fit c/o ma wack verSE

mistaswag: A FREESTYLE FOR MA BRO

ah know battlinq u hz a child abuse.. buh ninjaz quna ovaluk it cuz u'ma adopted broda| ma punches to yah face.. ninjaz quna tink u'ha adopted from 'Bance' momma|.. cuz am in jz to flex-ma-thumb and dress-yah-tomb.. cuz u i'ma' baut to murda||-mother

i'll lost yah "maestro", like-ibime-tracks, and u-aint-quna-qive-tanks.. cuz 'Jamez3d' wont be here to help u find it, so i'ma leave u "hanq in wheat wrap"||-hanqinq with "rap"

truely am a "prime harry" school teacher, buh i was moved by broda luv to show ma teachinq Xperience on NL|.. so watch it boy! dropinq dhat wack verse on me.. u only "earn hell"||-prime harry(primary)-earn hell(NL)

diz qeek now forminq ssick,tanks to ma son(ojoawo) dhat answerd to his plead for rap practical|.. buh diz niqquh still so wack, dhat it qot-sleakid showinq diz-wack-kid pity by offerinq him a "two week" rap tutorial||-too weak


keyz: Bar 1-3 hz damn so clear!
Bar 4.. check here to see how maestro was beqinq ojoawo for rap pratical
www.nairaland.com/rap%20maestro/posts/11
.. check here to see wen sleakid offer maestro 2weeks rap tutorial
www.nairaland.com/sleakid/posts/1

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lma0. . .yo' tried niqqur!

ZLUK: Well since I scraped thru with maestro

Who else is an easy pick

Are crizzy and Dhanny still available?

lwkmd. . .smh

Rap maestro: SMH

WTF!. . . .yo' outta ur senses. . . .im outta ma mind. . .lwkmd. . .m0f0!. . .

Im no 'man U'. . .but i play cleverly. . .
D vamp yo' cAlled a biter. . .z bak. .im regIonally. . .{weak}. . Im seas0nally//
Yo' niqqy'z filled with air. . .m0f0'z. . .y'all vulcAnizer!. . .
Im d guy seem as d general. . .ma fl0wz rush pass ur mama's menses. . .e n0 fit pass pipe! Ma nick. . .d.0per//
berg, just glacierz. . .or warefa. . .silence!. . .
U no fit rank me. . .i don pasS d ATP. . .raproyalty rockz!. .mtcheew N0nsense!. //
wetin i dEy type gan seF??. . .#c0nfused#
just want y'all to knw. . .im bAck!!
CrizzY z bAck!. . .skul stuffz d0n cAlm smOL