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Education / Re: Covenant University 2015/2016 Session Aspirants Lets Meet Here by crizzy(m): 3:58pm On Mar 24, 2015
feran14:

and you guys are done with everything else?
. Yh.
Education / Re: Covenant University 2015/2016 Session Aspirants Lets Meet Here by crizzy(m): 7:23pm On Mar 23, 2015
Same here! Invalid applicant
Education / Re: Covenant University 2015/2016 Session Aspirants Lets Meet Here by crizzy(m): 5:17pm On Mar 23, 2015
Haven't seen the recommendation link which is supposed to be sent to the recommender's mail. and I can't see my exam slip
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 1:50am On Nov 27, 2013
krizzkutzz: ii refuse to reply
Lmao! Good.. Coz if yo do? I won't reply either...ah got class n.igga!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 9:26pm On Nov 26, 2013
Ok! Lol

Ask wolverine..I don't nid to tell yo crizz cut!/don't wanna hurt ur feelins, reason ah make ma diss short/wont make yo fam spend much! So imma bury u in d same coffin!! U nd yo di.ck su.cker krizz kutz/


Fact is we' all Bored of your Style/u could ‘Experiment’ around, yo' a shi.tty ‘lab rat’ who prolly Belongs in a 'Vile'/out of all your verses dia's None We Admire/ last time anyone said “Oh, dJ is sick!”» 'khaled.. was Coughin on Trial!!!/


I'll bomb nd savage dis Gay/coz wen I'm thru.. dudes will be like, is it him or not like chidinma s.ex tape/he gets mad as phuck wen hes not having his way/if I'm chuka! I don't tink itz dis time around..buh u could ask sid..Guess Every Dog Has Its Day!//


Like I'm married to yo mum! ..dude I'm a 'step farther'/

I'm ah young dude nau! Buh his mum dies 4 ma 'D'..k I should be charged 4 r.ape-murder/

I will hit u with drake's cd! Till u feel nothin was d same, den I seal yo lip/

Oh! Ok.. Ur future depends on ur dreams
So kid, goan sleep!!!!!!/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 2:37pm On Nov 26, 2013
Lmao...ok

Flows I spit? Lagos govenrment got to tax and levy/

Harder dan a 6am strong shii!/

leave dis bit.chez sinkin down like or.al se.x in d navy!

Coz yall too soft like costipation shii!!//

letz talk facts and figures!..I'm better, itz just Simple stuffs wit a mind maths/

coz I can input all ur data and finish u wit a pie graph

Phuck d greekz! Respect d roman calvary reason yo should git in yo toga stance/

I'm d horseman with d 7th seal! D apocalypse? Roger dat!/

Yh I'm a biter! A kanimal, and on twitter I'm followin big boys like luis suarez

A dream u cannot achieve, abeg dj go and rest

Aint sayin I'm d best/

Just dat I'm d phuckin best/

Ok! Double emphasis?? Sometin like a mo'phuckin in.cest/

Ok!no competition! Itz me and myself! I know yo still won't get!/

I wonder y broke dj'z whon can't even turn tables still beefin! C'mon itz u and yo self/

Wen I'm busy makin tinz righ as an intermediary btw God and man.. Yo' goin inns and motels/

Let dis be clear! Itz gon happen once! Question is will u be there??/

Only 4 d wise! Who can read btw d lines will get! Ask! Paul I'm d beginin of d epistles

Coz u still won't be chosen..even if u roll with em 12 apostles!!!/
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 12:27pm On Nov 23, 2013
•warnin!!!

Ask Pharaoh! Ma writtens/makes dis niqqaz be thinkin/i polluted d nile nd built d pyramids!/

even herod told/agrippa he knows/i went against d roman laws/to ask paul hw much it cost him! I mean wen nebuchadnezar boasts!/king will always be kings?? Ok! No fuss!/

Droppin freestyles/quick keystyles/with d.ope punchlines/on frontlines/wont take d dude outta d touchlines/fact is.. dis dude may boast lines/dat would finish and cost ur respect on both sites!!i

Think I'm insane..nah! Fact is u may neva remain d Same/after dis dude pull d unexpected, break through ya skull and enter ya brain/
get under your skin, rip off ur cell membrane/dat Even ur own people be avoiding ur drops, like umbrellas in rain!!!/

Itz a warnin to whoever it is
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 12:24am On Nov 23, 2013
Ibime:
Cos Uduak knows. . . I'll make this Uyo bytch my wife. . . like Tubaba!/


His father foresaw this loss at birth. . . that's why he named him Udu wack!!/

His 'Governor' even begged me to spare Uduak. . . but I told him it's 'Gods will'!!!/


though aint a FAN of ibime. . . Plus i d0nt knw d hypeD U3. . . .i swear he d0n dEy TRouble. . . Anticipatin tho
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland King Tournament - First Round Preliminary Stage by crizzy(m): 7:34am On Nov 02, 2013
Lmao! Mikuz voted crizzy b4 tho...yall bitchez should continue snitchin tho..out like ah used to
Music/Radio / Gospel Songs by crizzy(m): 12:54am On Nov 02, 2013
Please could anyone gimme links/tell me any naija gospel song with mad drumz on it (I don't wannt talkin' drumz o) I mean mad classical drums on it..- need it please
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland King Tournament - First Round Preliminary Stage by crizzy(m): 8:44pm On Nov 01, 2013
mikuz: Kerijay 1 - 4 Chocckidd

Chocckidd qualifies for the quarter finals.

Hope u saw ma lil freez against maestro?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 3:41pm On Nov 01, 2013
Damn! I blew up like a fuckin dynamite/tryna shine ah light/coz yall niggaz aint rhymin right/rozay in skinny jeanz..obvious I'm effin' tight/nw I intimidate d sun! D way I shine so bright/

Two deadly beast battlin!/2 sticks and 2 violins/2 secondz left to perform before 22 kings/im like frodo in d lord of d rings/d chosen one with an IQ spinin with kind o' lyrics I bring/

Still standin in d game..I neva crouch on em/kip d lyrics on "reach"..I neva go church rat on em/crizzy neva go night time..I stay sunny/like hell I still make it blaze on em/

I will neva put put ma mouth in d puss/still wouldn't be funny if d puss was in booth/u niggaz won't grow beta go back to ur root/coz I'm bout to "launch" like d meal afternoon/

See I be walkin bare foot..u wanna walk in ma shoes?/go on... Do I rap like papoose?/slowpoke! ..even beta than rukus?/blow on..aiin ready to heat dah puss!//lol #2012 I wan delete am 4 ma notepad
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland King Tournament - First Round Preliminary Stage by crizzy(m): 12:41pm On Nov 01, 2013
Lol...na wu I dey battle sef?? Chai maestro go kill me o...ake I pen some freez..I don 4get before tho..- would rather pen linez 4 beta opponent than maestro
Rap Battles / Re: King Tourney : Preliminaries!!! by crizzy(m): 6:53pm On Oct 24, 2013
Prelim?? Aint got time tho..I'm In
Rap Battles / Re: Official NL King Tourney Sign Up Thread by crizzy(m): 9:00pm On Oct 23, 2013
Lol..long time ah real battled...let me IN plus pair me with ICEBERG in the first round
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 5:09pm On Oct 22, 2013
dj5naira:

No, i'm underneath.
Lol..-m serious bro.. I really need your help..its important bro..please
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:50am On Oct 22, 2013
dj5naira:

Through subconscious.
Lol..I need yo help on something bro...are you on twitter??/fb?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 10:52pm On Oct 21, 2013
dj5naira:

gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin

How can I chat with u privately?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 1:50am On Sep 11, 2013
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dj5naira:
No compact disc glued to her buttock . . . But abeg, this one pass rashes the way she dey scratch yansh/


I already put a pillow in ya coffin . . so you should swallow ya sleepin' pills and rest in peace/



I never rob Peter to pay Paul Abidjan coins/ combination of ma thick ivory flows are geometrically stirred effort/


Even if P mastered Rowan Atkinson's script . i take the role of a Baddo and easily 'Kill-ah Bin' . . . Thats if he [b]crizz
or Joke with ma name'/
[b]

Dis dude is phuckin intelligent! #d0p3
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 11:29pm On Sep 10, 2013
Damn! I blew up like a fuckin dynamite/tryna shine ah light/coz yall niggaz aint rhymin right/rozay in skinny jeanz..obvious I'm effin' tight/nw I intimidate d sun! D way I shine so bright/

Two deadly beast battlin!/2 sticks and 2 violins/2 secondz left to perform before 22 kings/im like frodo in d lord of d rings/d chosen one with an IQ spinin with kind o' lyrics I bring/

Still standin in d game..I neva crouch on em/kip d lyrics on "reach"..I neva go church rat on em/crizzy neva go night time..I stay sunny/like hell I still make it blaze on em/

I will neva put put ma mouth in d puss/still wouldn't be funny if d puss was in booth/u niggaz won't grow beta go back to ur root/coz I'm bout to "launch" like d meal afternoon/

See I be walkin bare foot..u wanna walk in ma shoes?/go on..broke dj'z be textceein..wen odaz be rockin versace suit/itz a matter o' time??I already stole ur wrist watch guess ur time is gone/long time I battled..but u onnit? Then u wanna mourn/


Five starz on ma shoulderz/i fought with no soldierz/wen I march? My barz..by far d most coolest/these rapperz aint composers/they act as funny posers/ur rap sounds like a chorus/ma fellonies?? They murderous//// *tryna get back*
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 10:24pm On Sep 09, 2013
Thouqh itz been long buh I still shit on yall niggaz! Bleep all yall niggaz! Bleep!




Damn! Crizzy got his back on his sleeve again/fans so skeptical they don't wanna be decieve again/like u just gon stay fo' a while and then leave again??/have yo really ate with dose demons from deep within?/

Wah did u leave for?/u hurt us bad.. deep sore/playin with our emotions up and down like a see-saw/

Are u 4 real dis time? Should we take u serious?/we knw yo' iller than d rest and ur sickness mysterious/

Lol..I appreciate d love and d amnesty/and honestly/u witnessin d birth of a dynasty/

I kept yall waitin..like jonathan but u didn't loose patience/ shoutout to ibime,mikuz,dj and all niggaz who make sense/

U stood right dere even tho I kept u waitin/meanwhile d rest was hatin/buh u was never debatin/

They said I used bitin to corn u/ is dat true?/the critics try to warn u/they said dat I'm not dat dude/my kind o' way and attitude with my mad move/now hez signed to ak recordz letz c d damn proof!/

His verses are flukes he can't keep it up/they kip sayin that crizzy na butter now..he aint street enough/i nid dat energy righ nw..haterz tryna kip in touch/
All dat talkin na shit bro! Feed it off/

I ball 4 real buh Yall niggaz still chicken in d game! foul play!/rap king!'three crownz' in ma cabinetz! Bleep u fulani criminals lookin for cow bail/

Even if I build nwachims as a barcelona player..u still won't see justice with mercy/coz I'm deadly! d 'damn proof'?? K! D main material I'm made of is eposyl resil/

Wild catz? Nah! Wild dawg!..I live on wild honey and locust wah yo call dat?/ then I'm d fore-runner in dis game guess u can relate dat??//
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 1:30pm On Jul 26, 2013
I sPit c0mplex flowz..rather than stay in a smalL shop ...i wilL solve organic chemistry/

crizzy pasSeD thru d valLey of dEath ..had enufF or ur dummy toriez..so i beta chilL in ma d0rmitory/

cAlL me d biG shIt dat leFt d closet aband0neD/

i lend d dEvil d m0ney he wouldnt reFund/

ma bAnk aCc0unt sPeakz! U geddit?? TalKz in trilLioNz/

a b0rn kanimal! I intimidate d best of werew0lfz..even in bilLioNz/

i tear scriptz like a supervisor who cAuqht a stUdEnTZ in malpratise/

stUck in dis game ..sorta like teEnz oN a french kisS/

dj'z be getTin coOl cAsh/jimmy,humility..many o' them are d real guyZ/

buh yo' best friend with poverty/if d dj work isnt ur dEstiny/..dude! DoNt force it..beta yet! Die tryin/

d oNly iceberg i knw . . .is iceberg slim/yet yo' tryin to proVe yo'self.,u aint goN make it like pRis0n break d seasoN FILm/

khIm CHick in..lemMe PUt D DICK IN. Buh erR'One KNWz CRIZ aint nO church eldEr buh ah dEaC0N/

D Definiti0n of d0penesS! Die . NiGga die!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 5:34pm On Jun 21, 2013
dj5naira:

Thought it was you.
twaz jOSHUA . .at d valLey of aijaloN! Joshua 2
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 12:17am On Jun 21, 2013
dj5naira:

If,
dj5naira = skrilLex!

'i' & 'r' automatically cancels out

...and the result



dj5naa = sklLex!
oh! Nice sh?t! . . .buh yo' want sumtn?? PlaCe it lyricAlLy . .nd imMa dish u bAK!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 9:53pm On Jun 20, 2013
dj5naira:

Skrillex you mean.
skrillex?? . . .maybe . . .wah if dj5naira=skrilLex!. . .
Solve d equati0n dude!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 2:38pm On Jun 18, 2013
Oh! NL still exist?? Wtf!. . .i guesS old dudEz should take a sit!. . .beta nd i could show DJ d exit!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 7:54pm On Apr 27, 2013
Crizzy so obvious. . .im actually d clear winner/bring d 'hit' to dj'z 'ear' like a phuckin head warmer//<heat, hair>

see i sPit d core d.ope . . .gather like a pirano niqqa/nd ah 'come' hard. . .im like phuck rihanna//

real vetz know i kung fu. . .rackin it heavier dan a baseline/m0f0z like nosa comez with face full of oil. . .thatz a vaseline/ like ur verse lean. . .y'all diqqin up my linez like ma flow is mine/truth be told. . .dj'z a real bAma..can only date yo' momma...me?? Im so a new alpine//

plot sicker rounds!. . .yo' aint ma mate/cAnt c0mpare to me. . .we aint d same/ma pace so fast. . .yo' cant run ma race/maestro wanna try. . .yo' gon shorten ur days//

yo' say ah bite??. . .show me d links. . .dog!/im so d.ope and wild. . Im hot dawg/lumeviewz or wah?? Yo' tryna bug/out? Nah. . .dah must be an head lice...so phuck!//

ion pen shitz on paper. . .ah bust offhand/yo' wanna try dat??. . .yo' die in no time/so superior. . .im d ochestra of dis bAnd/one yo' will dream to see again. . .but will not. . .im one of a kind//

lalalalala. . .i pull stringz. . .like harrison/nosa and dj! Yo' rap stinkz it almost choked me/niqqa stUck in dis game. . .u cAnt m0ve me/nw im gettin d douqh. . .bAkerz knead me!
Rap Battles / Re: Who Is The Best Rapper In Nigeria? by crizzy(m): 5:43pm On Apr 27, 2013
1. Vector
2. Modenine
3. MI
4. XO senavoe
5. Phenom
6. Ice prince
7. Sinzu
8. Naeto C
9. EVA
10. Illbliss/phyno/yung6ix
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:09pm On Apr 26, 2013
The game'z promoted me. . .ah outclassed 'em/lyrical assasinatiön...on a deadly mission. . .i by passed 'em/im so d definition of rap! Frm their sins. . .i saved 'em/like d trinities...them be sendin their prayerz. . .ah answered 'em//
niggaz on a bitin spree. . .vampz at work/nosa brass?? Hw much 4 a d!!ck su.ck?/like ur bitin job d0n blow...biterz rock?/nah. . .dj'z gat d key to get 'em f.uckeD//
maestro??. . .i tore d retar.d apart/rip his veinz till they part/blood qushin' throuqh d wrong path/lay him on a bed of cactus...make d pr!ck depart//
raah! Like a gun sound/mo'fuckaz lyk dj5 talk datz a dumb s0und/crizzy so badt. . .hez neva dumbfound/nah...muffz d muffin testify. . .surely anoda bum round//
stuck in ma lique 1 . . .im so 'nice'/d numero uno. . .im one of a kind/niqqurh'z with cok.e ..stay evil with d dice/gave ma self a bald held. . .on ma head they still put lies//
truth be told!. . .nosa im ur future! So f.uck ur ambition/like a fake tactician. . .ah will murk yo' selection/tho! Catz wishin' they had d ammunition/wen vetz see me. . .they picture perfection//
tell mikuz. . .hez much of a c.rap/so wack/instead of readin throuqh his linez. . .ah would rada take a nap/so vexin wit ninez. . .my rhymez so sweet like jean wit face cAP/to mikuz. . .'re.tard attempt poetry' datz rap! //
yo' qat any p?.. . .lay 'em down! Im coMin/to lay yo' down in ur coffin!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 1:01am On Apr 20, 2013
Rap maestro: ..crazy crizzy dude
yet... /
Crizzy don get PhD in bitin..
really?

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