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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 6:48pm On Mar 18, 2018
HOW AMERICANS AND NIGERIANS REPLY POSTS ON SOCIAL MEDIA
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AMERICANS;
OMG one dude just parked his car in the middle of the road, stripped himself naked and ran mad.
REPLIES:
ALICIA:
Oh… He must have been battling with depression for a while and no attention was paid to it.�
BRYAN:
Whats the location someone needs to call the paramedics?
KHLOE:
He’s gonna be fine, my team and I went after him and took him to rehab, I think he OLD.�
JAMES:
That’s cool Khloe you guys did great�.
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NIGERIANS:
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There’s nothing someone will not see in this country, one guy just parked his car in the middle of the road and ran mad…
REPLIES:
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Real Mhiz Slay Queen:
Chaii Village people at work, they don nack am.�
DELE:
All igbo(weed) smokers �come and see your colleague.
SEGUN:
Ritualist, he must be an Igbo man, God don catch am today.
ANTHONY:
Segun thunder⚡fire that your generation!� Igbos do ritual pass Yoruba?�
CHINEDU:
Segun you are an idiot!�
NWA Biafra:
Everything is possible in the zoo, Nigeria is a zoo!�
MissBeautyIsSlayBae:
Not my business, I need iphone8�this new year, please can someone help me?�
SUNDAY:
As you type Amen on this my post you will never run mad this year.�
MICHAEL:
Amen
IFEOMA:
Amen ooh
BOLA:
Amiii Jesu!
BEN:
Amen ooh!!
IYKE:
Aaaaamen!!!

I Love My Country �❤❤�

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 7:49pm On Mar 13, 2018
If DSTV can advertise themselves on DSTV, for DSTV users to buy DSTV.. . Then who am I, not to like my post?

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:38am On Feb 08, 2018
*Two boys introduced themselves to a gal,,,, "Hi, I'm John - but not the Baptist", and the second, "Hi I'm Judas, but not lscariot."* *The gal said "It's nice to meet you both .... l am Mary but not The Virgin" .....*

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:34am On Feb 08, 2018
I can't wait to get old so that i will be sitting down in the varandah and be insulting children that didn't greet me

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 7:40pm On Feb 07, 2018
Welcome to Nigeria
Where a guy uses the side mirror in keke, to look at the fine girl next to him ���

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 9:35pm On Jan 14, 2018
So because u Came to my house and saw Cobwebs everywhere You think I'm dirty.... Do you know if I am related to Spider Man ne??
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 9:30pm On Jan 14, 2018
Do you know it only in Nigeria that nobody
want to see his neighbour prosper?
Once Nepa take light
they will peep from the window
and say na everybody

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 9:30pm On Jan 14, 2018
welcome to Nigeria Where a guy gets hit mistakenly by an Old Woman In the market And immediately Checks If Everything Is Intact Only few will understand

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 11:11am On Dec 29, 2017
I bought suya from this Aboki for 100# got home and realized that he gave me 70# onion and 30# meat

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 11:09am On Dec 29, 2017
<b> I just bought IPhone 7 200k But the thing is showing me Two hands � coming together Please is dea Nokia IPhone??

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 11:09am On Dec 29, 2017
Some gals should please try and reduce makeup, kissed a girl on her forehead and it tasted like tiger battery.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 10:22pm On Dec 25, 2017
You call me with a private number and expect me to speak first? We will do breathing competition till your airtime finish..

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 10:21pm On Dec 25, 2017
No matter how Black or Dark a girl is One Desperate guy will still call her "My Sunshine"

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 10:20pm On Dec 25, 2017
Repent u will not hear. Give ur life to Christ u will not hear later, when u see me in heaven.. U will be shouting..OJORO OJORO!!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 9:13pm On Dec 25, 2017
Krystaal:

This oga wants to take over my thread lol..nice one tho
thanks jas keeping the fun going

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:53pm On Dec 24, 2017
follow me on IG @ RALPH_MAREN
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:52pm On Dec 24, 2017
Everything was going well Until she said I should check her --Last seen-- On instagram

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:52pm On Dec 24, 2017
<b>I always doubted that Berom Was originated from China Until Today, this guy wanted to introduce himself And he Was like My name is "Chung-Chung-Gyang"
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:51pm On Dec 24, 2017
<b> I found a Bottle of Palm Wine from last month Under my bed So I decided to give it to my Dog And since then He has been smiling all day Looking at me --Hope all is well

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:49pm On Dec 24, 2017
<b>Doing MTN welcome back these days
Can be so frustrating ehh
They'll ask you
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Your phone number,, amount recharged last,, mothers maiden name,, fathers occupation,, ur present Girl Friend,, Ex 's name,, why you broke up,, the governor's hobby ,,
Even who would win 2019 elections

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:48pm On Dec 24, 2017
<b> I lost my appetite for food . Ever since she said . She hates bananas because of the seeds inside

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:47pm On Dec 24, 2017
<b>Igbo people please , it is not CRAYDIT, it is CREDIT

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:46pm On Dec 24, 2017
<b>Yoruba people please , It is not PENARITY, its PENALTY.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:45pm On Dec 24, 2017
I'll change my facebook name to NOBODY so that if I see any useless post I'll like it And it will read ""NOBODY LIKES THIS""

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:45pm On Dec 24, 2017
Some guys Cherish their NairaBet Slip More than their relationship Or na lie ne

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:44pm On Dec 24, 2017
When She says "Words Are not Enough to express my feelings" Don't be deceived She doesn't know the correct English to use

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:43pm On Dec 24, 2017
<b>Doctor : sorry sir, reports got mixed up We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma Husband : What should I Do now Doctor : Send her for jogging, if she Returns Don't sleep with her

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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:42pm On Dec 24, 2017
<b>Teacher : Name 10 animals you know Me : 5 Dogs 5 Monkeys Since then I never go back school
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:26pm On Dec 24, 2017
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Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:24pm On Dec 24, 2017
Girlfriend : Hey Bbe,, Are you free Guy : Yes dear,, why Girlfriend : we are going out Guy : I'm broke oo Girlfriend : Don't worry I'll do the payment this time ...... --what some girls can't Jas do-- My girlfriend take note oo
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:23pm On Dec 24, 2017
Ah swear If I was possible to predict (BET) Nigerian movies ba My ticket will never cut --they'll name their movies like -- ••Falling in love In the city ••Binta and the Headmaster ••Emeka the Bully ••Innocent But Not ••Ngozi and the Hunter Which other one Abeg
Jokes Etc / Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by CrookBoy: 8:21pm On Dec 24, 2017
<b>I feel like taking my girlfriend To a Chinese Restaurant for Lunch tomorrow But The money in wallet is directing me to Akara joints

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