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Honda Accord 2008 model for sale

Very neat body with sound engine and everything works well. Nothing to fix. Complete papers.

Location: Abuja
Price N1.8m
Reason of sale: Owner needs money very urgently.

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Serious buyers only.

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Generalwoodz:
Do you want to have a pussy?

In a dream I saw one-time biggest and most successful Ashana/olosho/Ashawo of the planet Earth, Cleopatra and she asked me the aforementioned question.

I call her successful because she seduced and bleeped the almighty Julius Ceasar...

Ladies and gentlemen, in that dream I wanted to answer: "give me a giant dick instead" but on a second thought I decided to go with the pussy.

In a heartbeat..

A gold plated pussy was fixed in after my Dick disappeared by the wave of a wand.

Without wastage of time, I became a harlot, LovePeddler/ prostitute and had all powerful men in history worshipping my pussy.

Musa Mensa was there. King Solomon was there. Did I say was there? I mean they fucke.d my pussy.

I also had something going on with Lord Lugar and King Edwards...

After all said and done, I bought half of the Earth and made men be my slave for life.


The power of pussy can get you 100 range Rovers if you fúck the right people.

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Nonsense!

ytdivine:
Manure from pig

How do you make use of electricity in your farm? PHCN or generator??

Do you buy gas for cooking??

Please I need answers to these questions.

What makes you think that the same government responsible for confiscation of surveillance drones imported into the country just weeks back won't use their APC witchcraft broom to swipe those spy flies?

These people have perfected plans with INEC to rig this coming elections but God pass them.

Umsworld:
The ARABIC written on the naira note is Hausa and not anything ISLAMIC

Just like the LABOUR PARTY Governorship candidate in kano used in his signage

It is called AJAMI

It can be read by an average hausa man who didnt attent WESTERN BASED CURRICULUM SCHOOLS(ENGLISH)

Is Hausa the official language of Nigeria?

paramakina202:
Tinubu as former governor is going around with bigger convoy than this I wonder what his convoy will look like if he is elected as president.

It will take 2 days for the motorcade of his convoy to pass.

Prettygirl200:
Useless fake story

It seems you are the woman in question

abuja007:
Who say na him dey pay bills or run the show in the house? The woman is rolling out the money and being a good loyal wife until this.

If the guy was making the big bucks I don't think he will react so gently like this and thread carefully like this.

Guy confront her gently. Tell her that you know and let her come clean.

And both of you agree on the next step with the boy. You should not have done the DNA test if you did not want to know the truth and take necessary steps.
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Exactly...na the woman dey pay rent.

Meektunz:
Been married for over 5 years now and ever since my wife gave birth to my first child, I've been suspecting that it's not my child due to no sense of resemblance.

I finally did a DNA test but unfortunately the result shows that I'm not the father of my first child. No doubt my wife loves me so much and honestly she has done a lot, sacrificed alot for me.

My conscience never allowed me to end the marriage because honestly she is a good wife one could ever ask for though she has her bad sides.

Since the result came out, I never told her or confronted her because I'm very very certain that once I confront her the marriage will end cos alot will happen but everyday once I see the boy and remember, I get so angry but after some time when we are all playing as a family I will forget.

I still do everything a father could do for his son. Honestly it's not easy to forget about everything.

What do you advise me to do guys?

SIMP!

meobizy:
I have never heard of Facebook Lite in my life. I know of Facebook, Facebook Mobile, Facebook Messenger and Facebook Web. I had never heard of GBWhatsapp if not for being a member here. You Nairalanders with una poverty mentality always use the cheapest and buggiest of options. This is the only place in my life I know of people patronizing Freebasics. Tufia!

Sir...kindly ask questions before jumping into conclusion.

Facebook lite is a lighter version of Facebook that doesn't consume lots of RAM and loads faster than the main version and that's the reason why I opted for it.

There's nothing like cheap there.

Seun, Lalasticlala

Please help inform people. Alot are losing their Facebook accounts to these scammers.

Although I was suspicious of the fact that it should be an attachment I opened this morning on my Gmail about someone who claimed he wanted to post ads on a group which I am the sole admin but on the other hand, a Facebook friend of mine also said she experienced the same this afternoon too.

Here is the chat between the both of us

Warning to Facebook Lite Users.

I want to post this to spoil the bad market of Scammers and Yahoo Fraudsters who hijack people's Facebook accounts

The screenshots were personally made by me from my account and it was what I experienced this morning.

There seems to be a Háck or bug going on right now and i felt you all should know.

While using your Facebook Lite app, and suddenly you see a popup message that suddenly appears over the app and says "Update your app" You are using an unsupported version of Facebook Lite and a blue button that says "Upgrade Now"....PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON IT OR TRY TO DOWNLOAD ANY FILE THAT COMES FROM IT.

It looks so real because you'll see it clearly written that it comes from "Meta" from Facebook but It is a malware (virus) and downloading or trying to update using that prompt means you will lose total access and control of your account.

I saw it and simply used my intuition to rather go directly to the Google Playstore to update the Lite App and after doing that, it was still showing and wouldn't let me make use of Facebook.

What should you do when it happens?

Simply uninstall the Facebook Lite application from your device for the moment and switch to the main Facebook app.

It seems it is only Facebook Lite that the malware is targeting for now.

Don't fall victim!

And it is noteworthy to know that the first 11 nations are Blackophobic (racists)

blamingthedevil:

https://twitter.com/DeeOneAyekooto/status/1548932891383562240

SOLUDO set up Economic Committee of eminent scholars headed by Ezekwesili. At the end of the day, Soludo is borrowing N100b within 100 days in Office. That's N1b per day. OYETOLA didn't borrow a dime in 4 years.

I really want to know how he pays salaries, pensions regularly and still embark on infrastructures despite negative allocation, megre IGR and without obtaining loans

Losers and Failures will always tag Anambra and Igbos into their failures and unfortunate predicament.

Itsokayo:
Oyetola is already a billionaire. Him loosing an election does not decreases his wealth, connection and influence. All these poor people that want to kill themselves becos of Adeleke just dey make me laugh.

I am not the political type oo. One thing that is certain is that all politicians are the same.

So governance is all about "Wealth" to you abi?

Change your poor mindset.

Ogbeni!

"You cannot record me without my authority"

Now your media aides have posted a Facebook post "without your authority"

E be like say this your authority don expire like APC has expired in your state.

Still available

TooNoisy:
Keep deceiving yourselves. Peter Obi will not get 25% in any northern state. He is unknown over there.

He is not known in Osun, Ogun, Ekiti, Ondo and Oyo. No chance of him getting 25% in these SW states.

He wouldn't get 25% in Edo and Delta for sure. Oshiomole/Obaseki will secure Edo for APC/PDP. Okowa will secure Delta for PDP as he is on the ballot.

Obi cannot win any South South State. Udom will secure Akwa Ibom for PDP. Duoye Diri will do same in Bayelsa. Wike will probably join APC or at least remain in PDP. Cross Rivers will be split between 3 parties.

Beer Parlor analysis.

Abuja is no longer safe!

Don't fall a victim to these ritualíst monsters

Get your Pepper Spray and Tasers from me

The Taser looks like an iPhone so your assailant won't even realize what it is in the first place.

Check contact on Bio

Pepper Spray: N8,500
Taser: N25,000

Delivery within Abuja and Nationwide

siofra:
Why do they pretend like they don't like false lashes on ladies?

Ever since I fixed it on Saturday, I've not been able to rest.

I get at least 10 toasters a day.

But online all of them pretend to hate it. Why

Your mates are busy counting money , you are here busy counting how many toasters you got in a day because of fake lashes.

Your village people are very strong!

6pack:
I broke up with my ex 3 months ago. I have not been able to get her out of my mind.

She moved on got dumped by the guy in less than one month and she contacted me 5 days ago and I responded today. I tried settling it out and she said I responded late. That it can't work now. She even said she was going to see another guy . Like wtf.

What type of useless mind game is this please.
The fact is I love her so much. She is not the type that is after money or material things.
And I don't believe in double dating. We have been moving alone for 5 years now. I don't know how to get her off my mind. I have watch countless YouTube videos on how to get an ex off your mind but non is working. I have tried having sex with different girls just to get her thoughts off but its not working. This thing is affecting my hustle seriously.

Damn, let me drink some beer.
Life has been unfair to me relationship wise

Stop SIMPING!

salbis:
This guy should just keep quite. You are not the first neither will you be the last polygamist.
FTC...

You should tell that "dog kpanshing gender" who are ranting all over the internet space against his decision to keep quite because he is neither the first polygamist and won't be the last.

hope4nigeria:
When you say I don't need man's nonsense, some things are better leave the way God created them, check well, every single woman or every women staying without partner have mental issue

Not only mental issue...the children under them end up being useless.

Tonto Dikeh >>>Single Mother...her son hitting her butt

Mother of the Chrisland Girl >>>Single Mother...Sex during excursion

TalkTalkTwins:


Even Google Adsense can be verified with fake IDs

I don't think so

TalkTalkTwins:
Most of these foreign brands don't verify the ID, they just need to see something
That's why you can verify even with fake IDs

Not A-level foreign brands.

coolangel54:
Those officers at NIMC office at Ughelli North LG Council frustrated me today. Imagine telling me they can't capture NIN for my three year old son and two months old baby. That they are too small (just imagine). I told them we needed NIN to process their international passports yet these people didn't bulge. Oya, change my NIN too na, they said their machine is bad


Anyways, I will be travelling to Asaba next week so I do all at their office over there. I pray they won't say the same rubbish.

I just wasted my time and money today

You want to Japa with your kids and leave this country? You are going nowhere o.

We all die here!

That's the effect and consequences of voting for Buhari. If you like, use tribal sentiment to vote for Osibanjo or Tinubu if any of them emerges and see worst in future.

DoveXlover:
Why Did They Give The Hair Of A Woman That Died In 1962 To Kim Kardashian?

Looking at everything that Went on at the just concluded met gala awards in USA.
One thing brought out my curiosity, it was Kim Kardashian putting on the dress Marilyn Monroe wore in 1962 when she went to sing happy birthday to president F Kennedy.
So it's obvious they have kept the dress she wore ever since then because after she sang the happy birthday song, she died three months later.

Kim had to lose weight in other to put on the dress but what caught my attention was that Marilyn Monroe's hair was giving to Kim Kardashian as a gift.

I find it kind of strange that they kept the hair of a woman that died in 1962 which is 60 years ago.

Why did they keep the hair?
For what purpose did they keep the hair for and why give a lock to Kim Kardashian?

I don't know if it's only me that find this Very disturbing.

After Kim Kardashian was presented with the lock of the hair, what she said got my attention, she said and i quote: Oh my god I’m literally going to do some crazy voodoo shiiit and channel her

I don't know if it was a joke or not but everything just seems very strange to me.

The question is that i understand if they kept the dress Marilyn Monroe wore 60 years ago but why did they keep her hair?

Source:https://www.metro.co.uk/2022/05/04/kim-kardashian-owns-lock-of-marilyn-monroes-hair-after-wearing-her-dress-16582097/amp/

If they tell you how much that hair is worth following the popularity of Marylyn Monroe, you will be shocked. If that hair goes on auction, the money it will fetch if given to an individual in Nigeria will make Dangote green with envy.

Nemesis0147:
Rip to him..
He died a peaceful death...
Slept and didn’t wake up...my kind of death

I swear...best way to go. As long as there was no struggle.