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Education / Re: What Happend In My Compound by cushxene: 6:27am On Jun 10, 2022 |
Ay04z:c who is talking ooo well jst got to knw dat u are my big fan if its copy nd past y did u read it |
Education / Re: What Happend In My Compound by cushxene: 9:23pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
oilmane:ahhhh wetin concern me with d guy me shey na to get d girl back to ma self 2 Likes |
Education / Re: What Happend In My Compound by cushxene: 3:46pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
Unzerious: serve am breakfast |
Education / What Happend In My Compound by cushxene: 3:20pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
So I had this crush in this my compound. ..
This girl fine ooo. .. As in because of this
girl I
went to buy all these love messages book,
the girl wan run me mad..... I was sha
toasting this girl, she no gree ooo, she said
she's concerned about her future for now
that if I can wait a bit longer for her, it might
work out. ...
Shebi make I wait ni??. ...
Patapata in 2 years time she go gree...
My people you know she told me to wait
and I
waited.... 2 years pass again, I ask her.... She
say, awwwwn, I'm sorry I have a
boyfriend ... Ahh ... But babe you
told me to
wait... I didn't tell you to wait, I said I wasn't
ready and besides I've found someone
who's best for me. .....
Ehn Ehn.... We go shall
see..... Okay let's see how you want to enjoy
the
relationship na, shebi you craze for head
ni.... Devil will scatter Una table for
me....
The guy moved in with the
girl ... They started living couples life.... I can't
take this anymore
... In my compound... Ahh I need to teach this
guy a lesson.... They have started calling
themselves Romeo and Juliet.... My own
future wife. .. in Our compound,
People don't have sense ooo.... There was a
day I barged into their
room, I was looking for my broom... I
swear... Both of them were lying naked on
the bed
..... That was when I knew water don pass
garri..... I sha forget the girl.... But you see
that
lesson I must teach them, the girl must
know that.... You don't tell someone to wait
for
you when you won't date them ..
They're even
bathing together.
... That was where I started hating their
destiny....
Bath together awòn werey meji. ..
In which bathroom ... Some people are
foolish.... Couples shower is meant for rich
people not foolish students bathing
together
inside BALUWE..(bathroom) ..
Awon werey
Wait... How will they even do it?.... Cos our
bathroom is outside with a very green and
muddy ground...... All these BALUWE
(bathroom) made of
roofing sheet... As in some girls are cheap....
Baluwe!! Baluwe!!!.... Kemi is cheap..... .
There was a day I went to peep through
one small hole to see how romantic their
bath is.. ...I don't even know how I got
there,
seriously I just met myself there. .... if you
see the
radarada (nonsense) they're doing inside
the bathroom.... Idiot ní awon eleyi sha (all
these ones are idiot) they were using the
same sponge, husband will scrub wife's
back first... Wife will scrub husband's back,
after that they'll now throw water up, two
of them will now hug themselves, the water
will now fall on their body .... Shay you
see that
the two of them are not normal...
To cut the long story short i sha went to get
one leaf, they call it werepe (itchy leaf) .... Me
that's
wicked. ... I was sha grinding it on
a grinding
stone..... The stupid guy see me ooo, he say
bros you wan do vegetable, mtchwww I no
answer am....
You that I'm grinding your destiny ....
You snatch
my girl & you think say i go leave you....
One sunny afternoon, they put
water in the bathroom.... They want to have
their bath
together again.... Awwwn you have
forgotten our sponge inside.... The two of
them waka like mumu go carry sponge
again. ...
Awon oponu... Issssh where's my werepe
recipe, I
don grind am wella (omo i suppose collect
Award for grinding ooo, con see the way i
grind am, e smooth die)...... I put am for their
water.... I sat somewhere watching as they
enter bathroom.... As they carry the water
put for body.... Come and see race and craze
at the same time
everybody run after them, me self join...
... E
bami mí mú won ooo (help me catch them
ooo)
romeo and Juliet ti ya were (romeo and
Juliet have run mad) they were sha able to
catch the girl.... The boy ran interstates....
Who cares.... They wanted to carry the girl to
the hospital, cos her body was itching her
seriously I said NO..... Bring am come here, I
put plenty palm oil for her body with some
chantings.. ..
You no fit understand, she slept
off...... When she woke up (in my room) and
saw me beside her, she hugged me and said
I love you.... Iro ni ooo (its a lie
ooo).... Say
God that you love me.... She said God
walahi..... It's good to be wicked.... 29 Likes 3 Shares |
Education / Re: 18year Old Boy Who Fvck His Mom by cushxene: 7:49pm On Jun 07, 2022 |
inspectorg: na d caption wey i c e dey gimme views b dat 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / Re: 18year Old Boy Who Fvck His Mom by cushxene: 7:48pm On Jun 07, 2022 |
Axis313:yh thankz |
Education / Re: 18year Old Boy Who Fvck His Mom by cushxene: 4:46pm On Jun 07, 2022 |
Axis313:whats op |
Education / 18year Old Boy Who Fvck His Mom by cushxene: 8:26am On Jun 07, 2022 |
A 39years old sexy lady chatting with her 18 year old sugar boy she just knew online some hours ago SUGARMUM: I'm so h*rny right now , wouldn't you like to eat my ass someday? BOY: Damn yeah I would like that , by the way send me a picture of your ass ,if you don't mind babe She sends a half naked picture without a face on it BOY: Damn that's so huge I just can't wait to penetrate into it SUGARMUM: Me too baby , by the way I will talk to you later I think my husband is back because i can hear the sound of his car at the gate. BOY: ooh okay bye I also think my dad is back because I'm hearing his car. SUGARMUM: Wait a minute, where exactly do you stay in Lusaka? BOY: I stay in chalala street house number 104/10 SUGARMUM: Godfred is that you? BOY: Mum is that your ass? Fb: @cush xene 8 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: What Do You Call This? by cushxene: 4:52pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
wis3:na so..... |
Education / What Do You Call This? by cushxene: 4:37pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
A man is getting into the shower just as his
wife is finishing up her shower when the
doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel
and runs downstairs, when she opens
the door, she saw cush xene, the next door
neighbor. Before she says a word, cush xene
says " I’ll give you 500,000 naira to drop
that towel.”
After thinking for a moment , the woman
drops her towel and stands naked in front
of Dennis.
After a few seconds, cush xene hands her
500,000 naira and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and
goes back upstairs. When she gets to the
bathroom, her husband asks “Who was
that?”
“It was cush xene the next door
neighbor,” she replies.
The husband says, “Great!! Did he say
anything about the 500,000 he owes
me?” fb: @cush xene tell me what you think |
Education / Am Really Confused Someone Should Help Me Out by cushxene: 9:14am On Jun 05, 2022 |
Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a
conversation.
One of them kept complaining about family
problems.
Finally the other man said, "you think you
have
family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago I met a young widow with
a
grown up
daughter and we got married. Later my
father
married my
stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter
my
stepmother
and my father became my stepson.
Also my wife became mother in law of her
father in law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my
stepmother
had a son.
This boy was my half brother because he
was
my father's
son but he was also the son of my wife's
daughter, which
made him my wife's grandson. That made
me
the
grandfather of my half brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a
son.
Now the half
sister of my son, my stepmother is also the
grandmother.
This makes my father the brother in law of
my
child, whose
step sister is my fathers wife. Thus I am my
stepmother's
brother in law, my wife is her own child's
aunt,
my son is my
father's nephew and I'm my own
grandfather.
And you think you have family problems?
Facebook: @cush xene 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need You Advice by cushxene: 7:20am On Jun 03, 2022 |
darling2222:lets chat on email i jst messaged @ katbamraymond@gmail.com |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need You Advice by cushxene: 7:18am On Jun 03, 2022 |
Ferrytech: what do u mean by dat nonsence word beggers seems like somtin is wrong with u, cant u see that i post it under jokes look go and learn some manners |
Jokes Etc / I Need You Advice by cushxene: 6:16am On Jun 03, 2022 |
One day, i was sleeping, dreaming that i withdrew 100k from an ATM machine. When i woke up, To my greatest surprise, i saw 100k in bundle on my bed. I was happy, it's was a dream come true, i regretted not withdrawing 1millon in my dream. Without wasting time i got up,called my girlfriend Mary, called my fellow Admin Godsent,we all went to boutique, shoprite and many places i can't remember, the bills was on me Everything was going fine until my father called me ME: Hello sir... MY DAD: Hello my son, how are you? ME: Am very very fine, infact very fine is an understatement MY DAD: I know, when i have dropped your 100k school fees, why wouldn't you be happy? ME: chaiiii Guyz plz advice me The money remain 1500 and school don start DM for more... facebook: @cush xene 1 Like 1 Share |
Education / lesson for all stingy people by cushxene: 4:00pm On Jun 02, 2022 |
Last week Aunty jenny sent me to go help her deliver a message to her boyfriend , I wanted to say no but I decided to help her atleast for once , so she gave me 250 for transport fare stingy aunty u can't make it 500, so I decided to leg it and use the money for data so I can post jokes for my fans when I got to Aunty Jenny boyfriend's house I knocked severally but no response , so I pushed the door open and entered inside , I did not see him in the sitting room so I decided to check the kitchen for his maid but she was no where to be found , I went straight to Aunty Jenny boyfriend's room, immediately I got to the door I started hearing voices , Ahh harder harder Oga u are the best , Omo this guy bad oh , so I pushed the door open and they were shocked to see me and the maid ran out n@ked immediately while aunty Jenny's boyfriend pleaded with me not to tell anyone about it that he's gonna give me 20k the next day, I dropped the message Aunty jenny sent me and left , So he came to our house yesterday evening and I asked him for the money , He told me to get out of his sight before he will slap me , Omo this guy don't know me oh , so I left sad because I know Aunty jenny will never believe me because she trust this guy with her life and have been giving him different gift , anyway I know the God I serve , so he left without giving me a Kobo but I kept quiet because I know that one day I will surely pay him back so that night I went to bed angry , Just this morning Aunty jenny called me and told me to accompany her to her boyfriend's house , I wanted to say no but a thought came to my mind ,so I followed her when we got there , the stupid guy gave me one bad look like that but em no concern me because na vawulence I carry come , I go show am pepper , so after about 10 Minutes, Aunty jenny ordered the maid to serve breakfast and she did , so I RUSHED my own and waited for them to finish theirs when they were done eating and the maid came to pack the plates then I decided to spoil everywhere so I started Bro Jude do u run race with your maid ? Bro Jude: No why do you ask Me: I overheard the maid saying she just finished 3 rounds with you Immediately the plate fell from the maid's hand and she started shaking in fear while aunty jenny got up in anger and asked her if she has been sleeping with her boyfriend and she said he always come to her room to sleep with her, (Omo pikin wey say him mama no go sleep him too no go sleep ) so aunty jenny in anger use the breakable plate and hit bro Jude's head while raining curses on him Anyway to cut the story short , Bro Jude is in the hospital ward 8 with bondage on his head |
Celebrities / nigerian next rated by cushxene: 9:49am On Jun 02, 2022 |
Who is cush xene? Cush xene is a Nigerian singer and songwriter known for the hit song “where you dey”. Cush xene is famous for the degree of emotional tone and lyrical creativity he puts into all of his works. He has been into music since his childhood, starting off as a rapper. He is currently one of Nigeria’s fastest-rising music artists, performing his own songs on some of the stages in Nigeria and Africa. Full data profile of Nigerian musician cush xene Full name: Raymond Christopher Katbam Age: 17years Birthday: December 23 Gender: Male State of origin: plateau state Parents: Mr. Raymond & Miss. Rifkatu Height: 5”9 Marital status: Single Tribe: mwaghavul (from mangu) Career: Singer, music artiste Genre: Afro-fusion & rap download his musics to feel the vibe follow me on all platforms @cush xene |
Crime / What My Wife Did To Me by cushxene: 6:50am On May 31, 2022 |
A married lawyer made love to his
girlfriend
inside his car one day. The girl enjoyed it
so
much that she forgot her panty. On getting
home, his wife saw the girls panty in the
car.
She got mad and tore it into pieces
screaming. Honey! Honey!! Honey!!! What's
this? The lawyer calmly replied. My God,
you've just destroyed evidence of a rape
case worth millions of naira
She quickly fell on her knees
apologizing.Honey please forgive me, God
will bring another one!
Fb: @cush xene |
Nairaland / General / How To Earn Respect by cushxene: 1:49pm On May 30, 2022 |
HOW TO EARN RESPECT.... Never beg for attention because it dosent last earn respect from people because it last forever..... 1. Stop begging people all the time. 2. Stop looking for people who are not looking for you. 3. Don't be a liability. 4. Don't eat other people's food more than they eat yours. 5. Reduce how you visit some people especially when they don't show concern. 6. Invest in yourself, make yourself happy always. 7. Stop entertaining gossips. 8. Think before you talk, 80% of people value you is what comes out of your mouth. 9. Be an achiever by getting busy with your goals. 10. Respect time. 11. Don't stay in a relationship where you are constantly disrespected. 12. Give out more than you receive. 13. Learn to spend on yourself more than you expect from others. 14. Don't go to where you are not invited and don't over stay your welcome when invited. 15. Trust with care. 16. Don't envy people. 17. Believe in yourself. 18. Keep to agreements. 19. Respect everybody. and you shall be a happy and respected person. Fb: @cush xene |
Family / Fear Women by cushxene: 1:08pm On May 30, 2022 |
WIFE : Darling why are you home this early
wearing such a long face?
CUSH : I Had a terrible day, I lost all my
colleagues today at work
WIFE : Blood of Jesus! What happened?
CUSH : There was a fire out break
down the tunnel and everybody died!
WIFE : What a pity! Darling I thank God for
keeping U alive. How did you make it out my
dear?
CUSH : Darling, it was God's work. My
stomach was upsetting me so, I took a
break to ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE : Darling, thank God you are alive.
What would have happened to us? I feel so
much pity for their families, how are they
going to survive now?
CUSH : My dear it’s a pity, but UNITED
NATIONS has decided to give the families of
the deceased $10 million each.
WIFE : What? !!!! ten million what? Chai!!
Honey you didn't do well oo, why are you
always absent when God wants to bless us? Fb: @cush xene 1 Like |
Education / How I Fvcked My Principal by cushxene: 7:37am On May 30, 2022 |
Well it was one of this days when i was walking down the hall way to submit my project to my teacher in the staff room i passed the principals office and hard a wierd noise...... i peeped in and saw her naked rubbing the vibrator on her wët p***y damn i was about to leave wen she spotted me and called me back i walked in and coverd my eyes she laughed and told me to lock the door behind me. I did that and she came over to me with her big bôōbs bouncing. To her every step she smiled at me and said "i know u want it" Dat was like a spell to me cos i went hard immediately as she started losing down my belt....... To be continued................ 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Health / Re: *are You A Writer? by cushxene: 6:54am On May 30, 2022 |
bro please lets chat on email
katbamraymond@gmail.com |
Health / First Time Of Doing It by cushxene: 6:36am On May 30, 2022 |
Cynthia was was very scared because it
was her first time doing it .
She just heard people say it's painful
but he said to her it wasn't that she
must open
She opened slowly then he said she
shouldn't be scared that he won't hurt
her.
After that, she opened and he
puts it in slowly (ouch)
She felt like she should cry but was too
shy cause people in the other rooms
will hear her cry
He asked if it was hurting, but she
couldn't reply. ..
Tears were rolling down and her eyes
were closed
After a short period of time , he then
removed it and said "I told you that I
won't hurt you" then she smiled and
said "Thank you doctor for removing
this tooth |
Celebrities / Final Judgement On Late Osinachi Nwachukwu's Husband,peter Nwachukwu by cushxene: 6:30am On May 30, 2022 |
Late Osinachi Nwachukwu's husband,Peter
Nwachukwu, sentenced to death by hang!ng as charged by the Attorney-General of
the Federation.
The Federal Government has filed 23-count
charges against Peter Nwachukwu, husband
of late popular gospel artist, Osinachi, who
died on April 8 after he allegedly assaulted
her.
He was charged under sections 104 and
379 of the Administration of Criminal Justice
Act, 2015, by the Attorney-General of the
Federation.
The defendant was charged with culpable
homicide contrary to section 221 of the
Penal Code which is punishable with death
by hanging. |
Jokes Etc / Cush Xene The Millionaire by cushxene: 11:18am On May 29, 2022 |
I was at a park when I saw a woman seriously complaining about her stolen phone. So I went near her to listen to what she was saying. I was also downloading something with my phone at that same time. Immediately she saw my phone she told the crowd that it's her phone which was a Samsung galaxy S6 Edge. For a moment I couldn't even open my mouth, I was so confused. She held me and slapped me. The crowd attempted to beat me up. But luckily a policeman was passing by and he came into the scene. He asked what was going on and I explained with tears all over my face. He sent me to the police station together with the woman and I still explained to the policeman that I was innocent. So the policeman asked the woman to call her phone. She called and a girl picked, it was her daughter. The girl told the woman that she left her phone at home when she was leaving. I even cried more and more because I had already been disgraced. The policeman told the woman to settle me with some money. The woman pulled 10 million naira out of her hand bag and wanted to hand it over to me but it was just too heavy for me I tried to collect it by force yet I couldn't....the n I decided to use Power I heard kreeerr. Kraaaa kreeee.,... I opened my eyes I realized I have tear my bedsheets.... |
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