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Phones / Re: How To Get Free 1GB On Your MTN Sim by Cutekriss(m): 4:54am On May 06, 2016
mumu...e bi lyk say this tiwa nd teebillz saga done dey affect u mentally.....
Romance / Re: The Most Hilarious Nigerian Wedding Invitation Ever! by Cutekriss(m): 8:43pm On Nov 12, 2015
in yemi alade's voice "see me c trouble, u go marry u ooo"
Romance / Re: She Lied To Me About Her Virginity.. by Cutekriss(m): 9:45am On Sep 04, 2015
Nigerian girls with their ''i am a virgin'' syndrome, being deceiving guys since 300BC...... Do what ur heart tells u to do...... I dont see any need for confusion, if u love her forgive her buh if u dont anymore then call it quits......!!! undecided
Education / Re: See The Snake That Was Killed This Night In My Lodge by Cutekriss(m): 7:53pm On Sep 01, 2015
keeper1:
tranSNAKERs:age of extinction
lol....... Their maker probably needs them back....!
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Really Want To Let Her Know How Rich You Are! by Cutekriss(m): 7:24pm On Aug 20, 2015
buygala:

Lol you very pretty smiley


Now take this compliment to GTBank and withdraw 500k sad
shocked grin
Romance / Re: HABA!! : Girl Proposes To Guy In Lagos, Nigeria (PHOTO) by Cutekriss(m): 4:16pm On Jul 24, 2015
Handsome4real:

It's only a shallow minded man that would support a woman's proposal to a man. Loan some sense please!!!
i can see how foolish you have become still dwelling in the stone age. We're in the 21st century nigga. The world has changed,things have changed. But i can see how retarded you re to accept the truth. If you can't accept change, please go and sky dive without a chute....!!!....#build a bridge and get over it....!!.... would have loaned your sense but i just remembered you dont have any!....#
Romance / Re: HABA!! : Girl Proposes To Guy In Lagos, Nigeria (PHOTO) by Cutekriss(m): 11:42am On Jul 24, 2015
Handsome4real:

You are shallow minded.

really?? I can see how jobless you're quoting a ''shallow minded person''..... Trust u dont even have a mind of your own #olodo
Romance / Re: HABA!! : Girl Proposes To Guy In Lagos, Nigeria (PHOTO) by Cutekriss(m): 10:41am On Jul 23, 2015
awwwwwww! Thats soo touchy!!!!!! She really loves him that much, i hope he reciprocates that love.... Girls with guts like her are one of a kind and one in a million....
Career / Re: The Ladies In My Office Are Milking Me Dry. by Cutekriss(m): 4:30pm On Jul 20, 2015
sometimes, i really wonder if some questions are worth asking nd answering. I believe u are their boss. You are giving them the impression and the go-ahead to do to you whatever they are doing. You should have made a point blank the moment they started working for you that you mean business and you are not any sort or form of an atm machine. You showed them how a weakling you are to say no and they are taking advantage of that..... It wont hurt to say no, besides you're the boss. Its high time you start behaving like one....

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Celebrities / Re: Davido To Start NYSC In September by Cutekriss(m): 10:04pm On Jul 06, 2015
and so the Bleep what?....na untop im head dem start nysc??... How does that stop insurgency in 9ja?.... Geeze!... Make we hear better thing abeg!!!..
Romance / Re: Water Vendor Impregnates Identical Twin Sisters In Suleja by Cutekriss(m): 12:38am On Apr 11, 2015
This is exactly why oriste femi sang"DOUBLE WAHALA"

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Celebrities / Re: Photo: Tonto Dikeh Shares Hot Pic In Her Bikini Top by Cutekriss(m): 7:13pm On Mar 25, 2015
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Car Talk / Re: Take A Look At The Interior Of This Car. by Cutekriss(m): 8:44pm On Mar 21, 2015
this is definitely not a car....its an auto bot....
Romance / Re: Difference Between Sex And Love Making by Cutekriss(m): 12:04pm On Mar 20, 2015
Enegod:
The difference is with "love making" you see the woman in bed with you, and with "sex" you just see the p*ssy... undecided
exactly...😁
Fashion / Re: Nairalanders Please What Do You Make Of This Hairdo? by Cutekriss(m): 10:16am On Mar 16, 2015
buygala:
Wetin concern you?
i wonder o!!! thats how people invite trouble for themselves............ if na tonto dike do am now the op's topic wil be#fashion of the week.... anyways, my point is, stop poking your nose in stuffs that doesn't concern you.......

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Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies what will you do if it happens to you by Cutekriss(m): 10:09pm On Mar 13, 2015
grin thats y i love dogs....always loyal to their masters...
Jokes Etc / Re: What If Something Like RESIDENT EVIL Happens In Naija ! What Will You Do ? by Cutekriss(m): 9:43pm On Mar 13, 2015
Samyj247:

Ds same taught was in my mind today, while watching an horrow movie today. If it hapns I wil vamus
grin this is serious.....
Jokes Etc / Re: That Awkward Moment... by Cutekriss(m): 9:39pm On Mar 13, 2015
that awkward moment when you are in church, trying to supress a fart.....nd all of a sudden...it wen off like a nuclear bomb....

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Crime / Re: Ruff Justice: A Dog Kicked By A Man Returns With A Pack Of Pals For Vengeance by Cutekriss(m): 9:27pm On Mar 13, 2015
grin THE AVENGERS

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Crime / Re: Two Boys Pour Bleach Into 87-year-old Woman’s Mouth Before Raping Her by Cutekriss(m): 9:15pm On Mar 13, 2015
chai!! see wetin conji done cause...
Education / Re: Solve This Simple Maths If You Can:::::::::::::::::::::::: by Cutekriss(m): 11:41am On Mar 12, 2015
icebeatz:
[(4 + 12/3-18) - (-11 - (-4)]


JESUS IS ALWAYS DA ANSWER
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Grinds Patoranking On Stage & Forgets Her Husband by Cutekriss(m): 5:48pm On Jan 07, 2015
Oluwatosean:
Wot r dose two doin?
they are paying their tithes.....mumu u no get eyes.....
Romance / Re: Ladies What's Your Say About Guys/men Who Wear Pants? by Cutekriss(m): 1:17am On Oct 04, 2014
yuzjet: What should I say?

But most of them dat uses pant has a curved D*ck like Banana grin
grin
yuzjet: What should I say?

But most of them dat uses pant has a curved D*ck like Banana grin
Romance / Re: Ladies What's Your Say About Guys/men Who Wear Pants? by Cutekriss(m): 1:14am On Oct 04, 2014
Ekiseme: yea...it's more securing

I mean total lock_up,no visible misbehaving from downside lipsrsealed
Lolzz!
Celebrities / Re: Dear Tiwa Savage, You Are NOT Beyonce" - Onyeka Nwelue by Cutekriss(m): 6:17pm On Oct 02, 2014
Tallesty1: Same Here


I played her song inside my small poultry farm and the egg layers didn't lay egg for months.sad

It will never happen again.
Eleye gidi gon!!!! This one is strong....
Travel / Re: Tips For Surviving An Airplane Crash by Cutekriss(m): 9:38am On Sep 27, 2014
Extom:
Ask those "pilots" in the village!!! grin grin grin
Lmao
Romance / Re: What Song Title Did You Save Your Lover's Number With? by Cutekriss(m): 9:28am On Sep 27, 2014
double wahala by oritse femi...
Literature / Re: Friday The 13th- The Haunted Mansion by Cutekriss(m): 8:40am On Aug 19, 2014
Rocky! Rocky!! Where art thou be?
Phones / Re: Charge Your Phone By Shouting At It by Cutekriss(m): 8:32am On Aug 19, 2014
Temihatz: Traders for market will always get ba3 full, so tey the phone go always dey complain: "Please unplug your noise to save energy"

LOL...

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Cartoon Character Will You Love To Be IF You Were In The Cartoon World? by Cutekriss(m): 1:59pm On Aug 17, 2014
GangnamStyle: its definitely gotta be sheriff rango from the movie rango.
lol...don't let that gangstar rattle snake hear ya'
TV/Movies / Re: Which Cartoon Character Will You Love To Be IF You Were In The Cartoon World? by Cutekriss(m): 5:24pm On Aug 15, 2014
Riley....in "the boondocks"

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