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Literature / Re: Forbidden Attraction by cyber5(m): 8:20pm On Oct 18, 2017 |
rachealfst: On board thanks for the invitation 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Ice Prince Styles Himself "The Warden Of The North" (Photo) by cyber5(m): 6:41am On Oct 18, 2017 |
oodua1stson: No you haven't answered my questions |
Celebrities / Re: Ice Prince Styles Himself "The Warden Of The North" (Photo) by cyber5(m): 6:15am On Oct 18, 2017 |
oodua1stson: What is this one saying? Brymo made who stars? Just stop smoking weed
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Gaming / Re: Depressing Video Game Endings That Made Us Cry by cyber5(m): 6:09am On Oct 17, 2017 |
GTA Vice City Let's not talk about the game ending, there are some mission that will make you cry itself. Take Demolition Man for instance. Chai that mission en 4 Likes
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Jokes Etc / Re: Would You Accept A Salary Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Hilarious Responses by cyber5(m): 4:18pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
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Jokes Etc / Would You Accept A Salary Of N900,000 As A Gateman? See Hilarious Responses by cyber5(m): 12:10pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
This question was asked on Twitter moments ago; "As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000 monthly as a Gateman?" Here were the crazy and hilarious responses that followed. Nigerians, I hail thee 1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate... 2. Why I con go school na, if not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family. 3. See you, gateman that am doing free of charge most days these days..... Izz like u want me to resume on credit already, abi? 4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me. 5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm 6 After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman 7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I hv too much experience plsss. Where can I apply? 8. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start? 9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together. 10. Me that i will even use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat 1 Like |
Webmasters / Re: 2.7k Twitter Account And 3.4k Likes Page For Sale. by cyber5(m): 11:50am On Oct 16, 2017 |
Patrick051: whatsapp? |
Webmasters / Re: 2.7k Twitter Account And 3.4k Likes Page For Sale. by cyber5(m): 5:29pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
Patrick051: 1.5k for 2,700 followers |
Autos / Re: ₦40m: Range Rover Sport P400e, LandRover Reveals First Electric Plug-in Car(Pic) by cyber5(m): 5:59pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
Romance / Re: Help Me I'm In Love With Him!!! by cyber5(m): 3:35pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
aye le oooo
ibosi ooo |
Autos / Re: ₦40m: Range Rover Sport P400e, LandRover Reveals First Electric Plug-in Car(Pic) by cyber5(m): 2:52pm On Oct 14, 2017 |
This one is strong ooo Imagining charging cars. Can it work at my area sha, power supply is crippled. Very soon we'll be charging our footwear, clothes, freezer, tv, chairs, electric iron in short all house appliances 1 Like |
Webmasters / Re: 2.7k Twitter Account And 3.4k Likes Page For Sale. by cyber5(m): 11:50pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
Patrick051:Let's negotiate |
Webmasters / Who Is Selling Active Twitter Followers? Needed Urgently by cyber5(m): 11:48pm On Oct 12, 2017 |
If you sell active twitter followers; comment ASAP or if you know someone who sells mention him/her Needed Urgently |
Travel / Re: Lagos: Africa's Largest City In Pictures by cyber5(m): 6:07pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
I wonder how skyline of mainland go be especially Iyana Ipaja, Ikeja, Agege, Oshodi, Ile-Epo, Super, etc. |
Phones / Re: What Is The Best Video App For Android ? by cyber5(m): 4:53pm On Oct 08, 2017 |
Forget the UI, VLC is the best. If you're not using it that's because you don't know how to use it. Just see me work with VLC. A funny part is that some of us don't know that VLC is an abbreviation and if you know, you don't know what the abbreviation stands for. VideoLan Community media player anyday, anytime, anywhere |
Phones / Re: What Is The Best Video App For Android ? by cyber5(m): 4:47pm On Oct 08, 2017 |
lilfreezy: And who says VLC can't? |
Literature / Re: Casting Frankline by cyber5(m): 10:41am On Oct 07, 2017 |
Literature / Re: Memoirs Of Blood And Steel ( A Fantasy Novel) by cyber5(m): 11:10pm On Oct 06, 2017 |
Their father
their dad i feel like fighting one Apollux a job weldone |
Literature / Re: Casting Frankline by cyber5(m): 10:56pm On Oct 06, 2017 |
KimberlyWest:eish!!! There's another option toon your pic, so we'll not see the real you gan gan |
Literature / Re: Casting Frankline by cyber5(m): 6:30pm On Oct 06, 2017 |
KimberlyWest |
Crime / Re: #ALUU4 5 Years In Remembrance - Gone But Not Forgotten by cyber5(m): 8:04pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
NowPlaying Iyanya x LadiPoe- Not Forgotten |
Literature / Re: Hidden Diamonds by cyber5(m): 12:01pm On Oct 05, 2017 |
EvaJael:Lol am not a writer ooo, should be taking lessons from you ni |
Phones / Re: Wi-fi To Be Replaced By Li-fi Soon by cyber5(m): 7:45am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Nice one OP The working prototype has been done 2 years ago (2015) https://adedayoblogs./2015/11/14/the-inventor-of-light-based-li-fi-internet-has-completed-the-first-working-prototype/ |
Literature / Re: Hidden Diamonds by cyber5(m): 12:16am On Oct 05, 2017 |
Agent X How about if we castrate Eliot or do you have a better option or put a bullet just below the heart ( slow death) or a bullet at the base of the skull( instant death) or we dismember him( limbs first) 2 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Who Is The Best Nigerian Rapper? by cyber5(m): 11:49pm On Oct 04, 2017 |
Rappers 1. MI - ( Illegal Music III) MI is a very talented rapper i fell in love with the above album not to mention songs like The Middle, Monkey 2. Ice Prince- I love this guy so much. Listen to trillions, loose cannon 3. Poe (Ladipoe)- This guy is just too good. The guy has great Punchlines. He was featured by Ice Prince in Mr Poe Mr Ice "i swear am living my dreams till i woke up from my dreams and realised am still in Lagos". This line got me too bad he's signed to Mavins and not Choc City. Listen to Lifelines, Man Already, Can't forget, Who you epp(refix), Adore her. And also his freestyle and interview on factory 78. 4. Vector- This guy na machine gun. Listen to his August 2 freestyle, Shook Ones with Jesse Jagz " Am a legend just like my last name Kuti, i don't give a damn, gbogbo werey yin ti sumi" 5. Jesse Jagz Above all MI Abaga na baba and Eva Alordiah na mama 1 Like 1 Share |
Literature / Re: Hidden Diamonds by cyber5(m): 6:18pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
EvaJael: We shall see i was born predicting |
Literature / Re: Rain by cyber5(m): 6:16pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
crislyn: You do graphics? Speaking of money, the rate i dream of money these days is something else. There's this new way i earn now. If you're interested 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Rain by cyber5(m): 6:14pm On Sep 29, 2017 |
EvaJael: lol that not all sef, i still got like 10 left |
Literature / Re: Hidden Diamonds by cyber5(m): 6:04am On Sep 29, 2017 |
I have this feeling that something will go wrong 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Stoking The Power ( A Fantasy Collabo) by cyber5(m): 5:51am On Sep 29, 2017 |
I must watch this movie |
Literature / Re: Lucifer's Key by cyber5(m): 5:46am On Sep 29, 2017 |
If ghostwritter no mention me ehn i go scatter nairaland |
Literature / Re: Rain by cyber5(m): 5:40am On Sep 29, 2017 |
EvaJael: you better goan update before i call the Nigeria Armed Forces, US Marines and Special Forces, FBI, CIA, MI2, MI6, DSS, Secret Service, SSS on you 2 Likes |
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