He will soon be baptised too Lol...

Have always wondered who the oldest member is on nairaland, So guys let's know the day, month and year you registered on this educative,inspiring, entertaining forum...

So peepul keep it rolling...


I think some people deserve certificate

Lolz! 8joysticks

bruno419:
If I laugh make I die

Then u gat 99problems

Describe this guy in one word!!!

Study the Table below…… Can’t stop Laughing

Diffdeef:
I don't think I would come out and vote...

But I would like people that have the strength to come out and vote to vote for.....


GMB.

Then u most have reasons

Adminisher:
BUHARI all the way.
Jonathan is a small clueless thief put in office so that the bigger smarter THIEVES can continue stealing

Ok! Its ur chioce, exercise ur franchise

If The Presidential Election Was Held Today, Between Jonathan & Buhari, Who Would You Vote?

Jonathan Or Buhari?

President 72years vice president70...old quaks go nd sleep nd liv young blood to do tinz

Lwkm! 6&9 tho

#onemoretin# d mess wa tear dat trouser go smell pass corpse

Lwkm! Will tell her to help me pick smth frm d ground

chigoizie7:
mmmmmmh

Bros u no d sleep
Tot I was ftc

Op u r on point, girls nd yealousy

So I made front page

Oluwa is involved #babatwale#

Voting in the Cross River State PDP governorship primaries has ended with Senator Benedict Ayade clinching the PDP ticket.

Ayade won 752 votes, while Reverend father Eworo and Jedy Agba got 5 votes each.

#Ayadethepeopleschoice#

gabriel212:
dont bring up news you can not proof.
it should be thrown into the dust bin

''Cyril stubber'' what other proof do u want to see, u have seen tussle, money nd people

iamtheprincipal:
How do you want me to believe this crap?

Just the way u believe ur Dad is male

berem:
Watch how the baseless and nonsense thread makes front page.

Berem ''Atiku Buhari'' u'd rather it would have been PDP?

mperoakeem:
so u want me to blive dat?... Y am i tinking u're forming dis up

No ''thomas'' wait till u see d holes dat d nails made on ma palm

Is funny how delegates abandoned what they were accredited for to fight and share money in one of the primaries...
And they be like! We need good representation, how will you get good representation when you have already sold you vote for a meager sum...SMH

I am pleased with what the women are doing to improve their lives and that of their families, but it is also heartbreaking seeing mothers doing such tedious and man like jobs just to put food on the table.

What do you think?

My ex wanted to magged me wit pregnancy, she say mak I gv her 15k for abortion, I acted cool nd told her to keep it, my brodas! 2yrs af passed belle never big

Op dats a lie, no bomb exploded in calabar, I passed @d secreteriat dis mornin to wrk, nd everybdy is gearin up for d upcomin primaries on saturday

Baddestguyp:
op, that ur gf is the type that'll faint when she sees wizkid on stage. start calling her Tiwa or any other female celeb name till she gets jealous or better still dump her

Thanks #Baddest G# I will call ha Beyonce

bjayx:
So...wat should nairalanders do to ur predicament

Read the post again!

Evina:
Start dressing and sounding like Wizkid.

Change your name to wizzy aka starboi

Get tatood up and reduce your height and weight.

Lastly and most importantly, start getting obsessed with Tania, WizKids girl. Call your babe Tania when you guys are in the consulting room and ask her to bleach so she can be as light as Tania

If these don't work, then it must be your ancestors at work

Thank you! But am nt dating miss world, or do u look like Tania

Der was absolutely no one dat didn't like dat cute little boy wen he brought the hit 'Holla at ur boy' but four years have passed and Juliet has grown from like to lust, I was not bothered, but now der is cause for alarm as it has turned to love! Yes! ''LOVE'' and it has made me gradute from beefing to hating dis dude, it has even gone to the extent dat!even wen we the room,u knw d deal!wat is it grown folks do, she will be calling dis boys name,wen I mentioned it to her later on she will argue.
Now! My dear Landers wat should I do? Cause dis is beginning to slow d pace of our relationship.

N/B one more tin for does dat will suggest breakup! Is not an option

Girls no go kill us! Fake butt, fake breast, fake hair, fake eye lashes, fake eye (cat eye), fake complexion and u want a real guy! Haba! Even devil dey vex for una

After yesterday's shameful drama at the National Assembly where the Nigeria Police force forcefully locked out members of the National assembly from entering their chambers, so many Nigerians are still erring their mind concerning the incident which goes a long way to show the degree of lawlessness in the country. It also exposes the kind of dirty and aggrieved politics being played in Nigeria.As all fingers points to the PDP for trying to harass House of Rep leader, Tambuwal  who recently defected to the APC from the PDP, another member of APC, Hon Patrick Obahiagbon also hinted on social media.

Abeg anybody dat understands what he said should tell us ooo

Ibnsultan:
If Jonathan has the fear of God in him..... He won't even vote for himself on Feb 14, 2015....... He is a comprehensive failure."

And who would u rather vote slowpoke! The old dreaded buhari who has notin but dubious plans for dis country? #GEJ#

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