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Food / Re: Help!! I Am Getting Addicted To Soft Drinks. by D419(m): 2:38pm On Feb 16, 2016
You used a continuous "ing" verb to describe dat d action is still in progress......Oga, y don't u stop now! Before u repost anoda one wth a perfective aspect ....all am sayin is stop befor u give urself diabetes
Religion / Re: Blind Prophet, Kasali's 2016 Prophecies About Buhari. by D419(m): 2:22pm On Jan 11, 2016
#The blind Seer....Baba Ifakunle.....very ironical
Romance / Re: After Two Weeks Of No Intimacy See The Story She Came Up With by D419(m): 1:36pm On Jan 11, 2016
I wil comment later let me book space first.....
Family / Guys Kiss Mum On The Lip by D419(m): 1:28pm On Jan 11, 2016
My friend and I went to see her mother at her shop. On our arrival,they hugged and kissed ...I mean KISSED on the lip; the way you a mother kisses her baby. I was shocked because, how can he stil be kissing his mum at his age of about 25 .......I want to kn what u NLanders think about dat ...maybe am d one bin AfricanISH
Romance / Re: 20 FACTS About NIGERIAN Guys. by D419(m): 1:12pm On Jan 11, 2016
OP come be ma babe ....U can gather ur emperical evidence through our relationship...especially d sex part......Naijababes formin like deh dont like Sex...d way they talk about Sex ehn, deh make it look lik its only guys dat enjoy d romp action

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Education / Re: PLEASE ADVISE: I Want To Sue My School by D419(m): 5:59pm On Dec 23, 2015
confidant:
Revamping our educational system. It's a must for this generation. Appalling sentence construction.. which way naija.
.....Dude,you such a ba...stard. Is dat what u should say? Do u what it means to be xpelled after four yrs in skul?...am sure u ar some dude battling jamb...idi.... ot
Romance / Re: "Help, My Boyfriend Licks My Menstrual Blood" - Nigerian Lady Cries Out by D419(m): 1:03pm On Nov 08, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:
Wowzers, that's dedication right there... lipsrsealed
.....ahahahahahahah u no well at all.dedication koh dedication ni
Romance / Re: "Help, My Boyfriend Licks My Menstrual Blood" - Nigerian Lady Cries Out by D419(m): 1:02pm On Nov 08, 2015
U open ur pusZy for a ritualist to be snackin now u ar shoutin ....u better shut up and ride
Science/Technology / Re: A Young Boy Constructed An Aeroplane In Enugu State (Photos) by D419(m): 12:57pm On Nov 08, 2015
lekjons:
imagine!, can u even imagine a guy that calls himself yoruba, and said we yorubas envy igbos..

Asses!!
. Broda no mind am Omoale ni ya e.....

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Science/Technology / Re: A Young Boy Constructed An Aeroplane In Enugu State (Photos) by D419(m): 12:55pm On Nov 08, 2015
greatestboss:
That's just a metal used to construct a plane and e no move commot for ground gaan... Can someone tell me what's special about that??
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Someone should throw it inside the waste-bin... What a waste of resources!!
[color=#990000][/color] ..Guy u can't make it in life wit dis ur attitude am sure nobody in ur family can think of making anytin out of broomstick....Learn to appreciate goodworks
Education / Uniben Lecturer Fights Students During A Lecture by D419(m): 1:05pm On Jul 27, 2015
This morning,Uniben,Education lecturer fights student,during lectures.
The fight which ensued between a young female office clerk and a male student. The female clerk who went round the hall while the lecture was going on collecting phones frm persons perceived to be using it while the lecturers teaches...while collecting students phones,the female office clerk whose job was to maintain peace among the students had a confrontation with a male student whom she slapped FIRST in the process there was a rancour and another male Lecturer took it upon himself to beat the victimized boy which roused students shout thus leading to pandemonium in the and outside the Lecture theatre after which the class came to an abrupt end..The man tried addressing the students bt no one seems to want to listen ...The victimized boy ran away on student advice....am not a story teller so accept ma apology.

Politics / Re: Artistic Wish Of A Boko Haram Victim (Picture) by D419(m): 2:45pm On Jun 13, 2015
luvinhubby:
What will it cost us in NL to get a prosthetic leg for that boy, i will start with 10k.

Anyone else?
...I support with 5k..how do we put it together nd gt it across to him
Nairaland / General / Re: Drop The 5 Websites You Must Log On When You Are Connected by D419(m): 11:09am On Jun 07, 2015
Nairaland.com
Lindaikeji..com
Facebook.com
Pornhub.com
Lamalinks.com..*a porn site too..
Ebonyselection.com. A pornsite
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Hungary (2 - 0) U20 World Cup On June 7th 2015 by D419(m): 6:58am On Jun 07, 2015
Awoniyi loseyitan
Romance / Re: Guys, Will You Still Continue The Marriage After You Discover She Did This? by D419(m): 8:12am On Jun 06, 2015
ebony2011:
What kind of jib pays #900000 monthly ?
..---i kn a gee who receives one milla per month ..wit official cars nd oFficial home..so bro dat u kn doesn't min dre iisnt.
Romance / Re: Guys, Will You Still Continue The Marriage After You Discover She Did This? by D419(m): 8:08am On Jun 06, 2015
I will nt marry her keh...---in fact I wil idolize her ...I wil just tell her to tell to whom it may concern I disvirgnd her....nd she must promise me neva to see d bossNigga again..
Family / Re: Is It Proper For A Wife To Wear A 'g-string'? Please Help by D419(m): 7:59pm On Jun 04, 2015
What's d big deal..-in fact I wil prefer my wife naked always when we alone...
Politics / Re: Senate Makes 11 Years The Legal Age To Have Sex In Nigeria by D419(m): 7:53pm On Jun 04, 2015
precious1907:
Mehn diz is gud news!
My malaria can now be cured with the help of an 11yr old damsel.
tank u #senate! Time for some good hunting.


U Guys can crucify me for this...Ah don't care!
Ah wanna have some gud time with those baes!
...Oloshi...I pray I catch ur daughter ..her pucci wil pay for it when she just 5 ..
Politics / Re: Senate Makes 11 Years The Legal Age To Have Sex In Nigeria by D419(m): 7:51pm On Jun 04, 2015
handsomeclouds:

your stupidity know no bound as it stinks to the high heavens . U are a compound fool!
....My broda u and I kn dat its D MUSLIMS dat do dis shit.....Fvkin minor..think ur elda bro did same ..SALALAALEWASALA....MOFOs

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Politics / Re: Senate Makes 11 Years The Legal Age To Have Sex In Nigeria by D419(m): 7:49pm On Jun 04, 2015
Awon oniranu...most of dem ar retirein to dre 12 years old wives
Jokes Etc / Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by D419(m): 7:44pm On Jun 04, 2015
When am home alone ..i mast.bate....it helps me relax..wit a gud dose of porn

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Education / Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by D419(m): 7:41pm On Jun 04, 2015
picsOR:
Particle physics. Amazing stuff.

Attached is the short version.
....where questn where answer...oda pe oti ya were eleyi ni amazin stuff Ode

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