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Romance / Re: The Craziest Thing Your Partner Has Ever Asked You To Do? by Dagenius94(m): 8:54am On May 09, 2020
[quote author=EXLOVER post=89292143]I'm always irritated when a girl tells me she's seeing her period, so this very day my girlfriend (ex) ask me to watch her wearing her pad while she's fixing it on her kpekus or else she won't date me again, I refuse to do such. But we continue our relationship sha.



The second one is a girl we both find ourselves sexually attractiv, so we decided to practice our sexual fantasies, so she gave me a head, and she ask me to suck her kpekus, immediately i carry my head near the kpekus, jeez I almost died, that was the end of sex.

How will it be like on an obituary picture, the guy died while sniffing kpekus? Gosh, my village people for shame for me[ grin grin grin

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Culture / Re: Learn How To Speak Yoruba Language For Free by Dagenius94(m): 11:44am On May 03, 2020
08147849860

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Romance / Re: My Husband Lasts Too Long In Bed, I Need A Remedy To Make Him Release Fast by Dagenius94(m): 2:39pm On Apr 03, 2020
Fantabulous cheesy
Romance / Re: My Husband Lasts Too Long In Bed, I Need A Remedy To Make Him Release Fast by Dagenius94(m): 2:38pm On Apr 03, 2020
[quote author=Jewessgratitudd post=88028342] grin


You don't know how to play with a man that's why.

Before he enters, play with him very well as in touch him allover his body. Tease him and so on, when you see hes all excited and laughing like a jackass, pull him in and ride him. while at it, touch him all over and lick his face, neck and ears with your lips and tongue. Before you know it, he'll cum.

Stop doing it mechanically. Freestyle it.


Please, this lectures is for only married women.[Wehdone o grin grin
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Is Highest Earner On Instagram, Beats Messi, Beckham, Ibrahimovic by Dagenius94(m): 12:08pm On Oct 16, 2019
[quote author=GeoAfrikana post=83186576]Maybe some folks enjoy this type of news. But I don't.

It adds absolutely nothing to me.

And worse is that, display news of local footballers and you'll see Nigerians hissing and grunting: "who he EPP"

But who Ronaldo and Messi EPP?! undecided

Bros dem help plenty people

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Politics / Re: Our Problems Require Uniquely Nigerian Solutions – Buhari by Dagenius94(m): 10:10am On Sep 05, 2019
This was the exact reason why the Sovereign national conference was organized, but the recommendations
were since rubbished and thrown into trash.
Politics / Re: Xenophobia: What AU Should Do To South Africa – Atiku Abubakar by Dagenius94(m): 8:48am On Sep 03, 2019
As n Igbos should have the feeling of what it takes to tell Fulani not to occupy any place in the east because some of them kill, rape and destroy our farm land. In SA, many of us sell drugs, rob, kill and now this is what we get!!!

Mr. Man who are the 'US'? speak for yourself. Not everyone is into all that. What about people into legitimate businesses that are equally attacked ?
Crime / Re: Nigerien Man Who Climbed Plane About To Take Off, Deported By Nigerian Govt by Dagenius94(m): 1:04pm On Aug 24, 2019
y'all raining curse on the Op,you should know that there is a difference between being a 'Nigerian' and a ' Nigerien'
Culture / Re: Which Particular Tribe In Nigeria Is The Best In Terms Of Culture? by Dagenius94(m): 2:53am On Aug 15, 2019
I think there is no such thing as best tribe. Every tribe is unique in its own way.

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Sports / Re: Real Madrid Unveil Luka Jovic After Signing For £62m From Frankfurt by Dagenius94(m): 3:05pm On Jun 12, 2019
Real Madrid know how to get deals done if they want a player..#HalaMadrid
Celebrities / Re: Dolapo Badmos Wears New Police Outfit In New Photos by Dagenius94(m): 10:12pm On Jun 11, 2019
undecidedWhat kind of colour combo is this sadWhat kind of colour combo is this
Politics / Re: "Tell believeable lies," these ones won't fly - Okorocha fires Ihedioha, PDP by Dagenius94(m): 6:05pm On Jun 01, 2019
chukwuibuipob:
undecided angry cheesy grin grin undecided sad sad undecided sad Okoros/Nyanmiris are all same same.They hate themselves. I personally dont believe Okorocha vandalized/ destroyed govt property.Ihedioha and his pd pigs simply looking for avenue to loot in the name of rebuild/fix vandalized government house.Kedu! Imolites
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Anu mpama
Politics / Re: Ihedioha Inspects Bedroom & Offices At Imo Government House After Okorocha Exit by Dagenius94(m): 4:02pm On Jun 01, 2019
Okorocha is such a bad loser.
Family / Re: Girlfriend Sits While Boyfriend's Mum Sweeps - Nigerians React by Dagenius94(m): 2:41pm On May 29, 2019
[quote author=Preshy561 post=78822595]Haa!! You are a very funny man.
She even lifted her legs and you are complaining? I will wait for her to lift my legs for me and then, when she's done sweeping the portion, she should bring it down too.

I'm meant to be pampered and petted as I'm gonna be the one to choose if I'm marrying their son or not, and also gonna be the one that's gonna choose if the family is hardworking and compatible enough for my liking. is like you you don't wanna marry any time soon
Celebrities / Re: Morachi Shares Nude Photo Says He's The 'Sexiest Man Alive' by Dagenius94(m): 9:37pm On Apr 19, 2019
[quote author=castrol180 post=77686720]Let the nyamiris stop all these bull craps, this is the highest of you Igbos deeds.Motherfucker
Politics / Re: See How Atiku Was Mobbed In Kaduna During PDP Campaign by Dagenius94(m): 10:26pm On Jan 24, 2019
Sirjamo:
These are southern Kaduna Christian minority, they are naturally PDP
minority kill you there idiat
Sports / Re: I Am Not Interested In Becoming Man United Manager, Pochettino by Dagenius94(m): 5:59am On Dec 19, 2018
where did he say so
Sports / Re: EPL: Ed Woodward Reveals Why Man United Sacked Mourinho by Dagenius94(m): 3:11am On Dec 19, 2018
[quote author=Shookonekilla post=73964988]Ed Woodward should have been sacked instead. The board never backed Mourinho.

He said it end of the season that he needed two center backs but Woodward stood against him.

Whenever the board of a football club don't support the manager's transfer targets that manager is doomed

Manchester United are going to be relegated

So sad Indeed >:
We made the worst mistake ever by sacking Mourinho
How can you side with Pogba over the special one? Because of Instagram followers?

GGMU[/quote
I disagree. Manutd board supported fully... He is not just a fit for Man United
Science/Technology / Re: ₦420Billion: China Is Building World's Longest DOUBLE-DECK Suspension Bridge(Pic by Dagenius94(m): 6:47am On Nov 21, 2018
grin[quote author=JasonScoolari post=73118365] Bro, the Chinese are FAKE down to their reproductive organ. Japan are better off.
That's a big fat lie...you are probably using a Chinese phone to type this grin[quote author=JasonScoolari post=73118365] Bro, the Chinese are FAKE down to their reproductive organ. Japan are better off.
Romance / Re: What Do You Say When A Girl Asks Where You Got Her Number From? by Dagenius94(m): 5:44pm On Nov 11, 2018
Chai....Prof! I hail thee grin
Romance / Re: What Do You Say When A Girl Asks Where You Got Her Number From? by Dagenius94(m): 5:42pm On Nov 11, 2018
LeiderJa:
Smooth!



Bad guy grin
LeiderJa:
Smooth!



Bad guy, that's how we roll
Celebrities / Re: Google Celebrates Christy Essien-igbokwe.. by Dagenius94(m): 8:15am On Nov 11, 2018
grin[quote author=YorubaAssasin post=72863109] A great Akwa-Ibom lady that recognized the beauty and greatness of the Almighty Yoruba culture and language. cool

And y'all still wondering why the Yoruba language is informally the 'official' language of Nigeria? Go figure.

R.I.P ma'am... God bless the Yoruba pple!
Lol...Stop being tribalistic my friend. For the records, Christiana Igbokwe is from Anambra state married to an Akwa Ibomite.Stop saying what u don't know grin[quote author=YorubaAssasin post=72863109] A great Akwa-Ibom lady that recognized the beauty and greatness of the Almighty Yoruba culture and language. cool

And y'all still wondering why the Yoruba language is informally the 'official' language of Nigeria? Go figure.

R.I.P ma'am... God bless the Yoruba pple!
Lol...Stop being tribalistic my friend. For the records, Christiana Igbokwe is from Anambra state married to an Akwa Ibomite.Stop saying what u don't know
Science/Technology / Re: China Unveils World’s First AI Robot News Presenter. (PICS And VIDEO) by Dagenius94(m): 8:23am On Nov 10, 2018
[quote author=delugajackson post=72814527]
Third world comment. You have spoken like the typical third world illiterate that you are. Which technological innovation has Nigeria successfully made and unveiled? Why not appreciate what is good? People like you are the singular reason why the Whites look down on Africans as monkeys and irrelevant people..Dont mind him, as if he has invented any. He is probably using a Chinese phone to type this poo. Nonsense!
Politics / Re: Atiku Meets The Archbishop Of Canterbury, Justin Welby (photo) by Dagenius94(m): 12:10pm On Oct 14, 2018
[quote author=divinehand2003 post=72060131]Shebi APC say the Atikulated one nor get freedom of movement on the international front. Oya now, next person to be visited is Donald Trump in the US. Bros the Acrchbishop met him in Abuja.
Politics / Re: Afenifere Reacts To Peter Obi's Emergence As Atiku’s Running Mate by Dagenius94(m): 1:18am On Oct 13, 2018
Yes Boss. Atiku whether we agree or not is a pan-Nigerian who surely knows his onions, forget about the issue of corruption levelled against him even though most of his critics haven't really proved that he is corrupt, no substantial evidence whatsoever. He was in the APC and they never talked about him being corrupt until he decamped they are now screaming CORRUPTION as if they are all Saints. Let's give the man the benefit of doubt, if he messes up we show him the way out simple!

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Education / Re: Commonly Used Wrong Words (with Corrections) by Dagenius94(m): 3:19pm On Feb 18, 2018
Nope. I disagree. The correct word is driver's license..

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Education / Re: Please How Do I Improve My Grades(cgpa)? by Dagenius94(m): 4:04pm On Feb 12, 2018
[quote author=horpeyemmi66 post=64993783]Tafawa Balewa and you are wailing grin cheesy. Come and study Computer science in UI. Keep deceiving yourself
Politics / Re: Everyone Is Beginning To Sound Like Nnamdi Kanu. Why? by Dagenius94(m): 10:14pm On Feb 11, 2018
[quote author=EchoCharlie post=64985354] Because you will still bring your illicit drugs to our land just as you currently do in south east Asia. We have to keep an eye on you criminals [foolish fellow

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Politics / Re: South South, South East, Niger delta are the same the truth must be spoken by Dagenius94(m): 4:33pm On Feb 10, 2018
[quote author=fellowman post=64920464]

guy stop lying man

Akwa Ibom means great people. it is not an Igbo language, this is not a divide and rule they are distinct people but they share the same values.

example Abia means doctor in ibibio language but the ABIA state is a fusion of 4 communities arochuckwu, bende, isikwato and I've forgotten the last one. Arochukwu

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