RIDICULOUS QUOTES FROM OUR LEADERS "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014) "You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Rep "How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010) "We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009) “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010) "If I dont contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" -President Goodluck Jonathan "God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang "President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in the World"- AGF Micheal Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'A dua "Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria.” – Gen. Olusegun Obasanjo “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012) "I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira. – Atiku Abubakar (2005) “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attack is everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ "Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014) -Abiyamọ

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NANS, where is thy conscience? Gone are those days when NANS honoured someone like Gani. If NANS can do this, what hope has the Nigerian students? #questionsbeggingforanswer

Google says data has been wiped from discs at one of its data centres in Belgium - after it was struck by lightning four times.
Some people have permanently lost access to their files as a result.
A number of disks damaged following the lightning strikes did, however, later became accessible.
Generally, data centres require more lightning protection than most other buildings.
While four successive strikes might sound highly unlikely, lightning does not need to repeatedly strike a building in exactly the same spot to cause additional damage.
Justin Gale, project manager for the lightning protection service Orion, said lightning could strike power or telecommunications cables connected to a building at a distance and still cause disruptions.
"The cabling alone can be struck anything up to a kilometre away, bring [the shock] back to the data centre and fuse everything that's in it," he said.
Unlucky strike
The Google Computer Engine (GCE) service allows Google's clients to store data and run virtual computers in the cloud. It's not known which clients were affected, or what type of data was lost.
In an online statement, Google said that data on just 0.000001% of disk space was permanently affected.
"Although automatic auxiliary systems restored power quickly, and the storage systems are designed with battery backup, some recently written data was located on storage systems which were more susceptible to power failure from extended or repeated battery drain," it said.
The company added it would continue to upgrade hardware and improve its response procedures to make future losses less likely.
A spokesman for data centre consultants Future-Tech, commented that while data centres were designed to withstand lightning strikes via a network of conductive lightning rods, it was not impossible for strikes to get through.
"Everything in the data centre is connected one way or another," said James Wilman, engineering sales director. "If you get four large strikes it wouldn't surprise me that it has affected the facility."
Although the chances of data being wiped by lightning strikes are incredibly low, users do have the option of being able to back things up locally as a safety measure.

7. Always answer your mum immediately she calls. If you had responded to her when she called you to get the water supplier perhaps you could have taken her to the hospital in time. Sorry though.

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Instead of threatening war. Why not let's copy scotland under Britain.

This PPN Vice Presidential candidate sef she no prepare?

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The issue is not about the crowd in a campaign, but about those who have gotten their PVC. 500,000 people fit attend GEJ's campaign make 600,000 people attend GMB's campaign, what matters is Have you gotten your PVC?