Celebrities / Re: Frank Edoho's Wife, Sandra's Baby Shower (Pictures) by dammy31(f): 10:59am On Dec 26, 2013 |
What's dis baby shower all about gan? |
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Celebrities / Re: Usher Posts Sexy Photo Of Himself *ladies Peep Photo* by dammy31(f): 2:30pm On Nov 30, 2013 |
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Romance / Re: If You Fall Into Any Of These Categories, You're A FUGLY Girl!!! by dammy31(f): 2:03pm On Nov 05, 2013 |
Andyblaze: Sharp Sharp The Ph.d Research Countdown Don Start
1. You Tag 95 People In A Pic And Still Get 2 Likes, Maybe From Your Siblings.
2. You Have Competed In 3 Or More Miss Nairaland Competitions Without Ever Making The Top Five.
3. When Your Group Of Girlfriends Wanna Take A Pic, They Hand Over The Camera To You.. If You're That Girl, Then You're Gaddem Fugly.
4. If no guy has ever paid your transport fare in a public bus, then you have to do something about your looks..
5. Whenever there is a drama rehearsal in your church, they always select you to play the role of a witch, vampire or demon.
6. 75% of girls with sweet names on fb,twitter,nairaland like "Mo'cute", "Sexy diva queen" ''kreamidiva'' are usually very Fugly.
7. 70% of girls that support ChelseaFC are Fugly! 8. 9. Ugly girls wont even notice that i didn't write anything in #8 cos they are so angry with me right now for exposing them.
#10. The ugly girls on won't Like or Comment on this post too.
Feel Free To Add Yours, Chaps
u must be joking |
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike With Hall Of Grace Award For Humanitarian Works by dammy31(f): 7:55am On Oct 01, 2013 |
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Entertainment / Re: [PHOTOS] The One Thing You Should Never Wear: Butt Pads by dammy31(f): 12:26pm On Sep 21, 2013 |
entadaplace1: When I was in middle school, a rumor went around that a girl in our grade was stuffing her butt. Normally young girls are caught stuffing their bras, which never really made sense to me either, but I can at least relate. But your butt? Why bother?
While living in the city, you pretty much can find anything you would ever need to desire. In many of the cheap clothing stores I go into, I see a lot of padded undies meant for giving your booty that extra lift. Now, I don’t know if it’s because I already have some junk in the trunk, but I see no point in ever padding your backside to make it look bigger. I understand that push-up bras are basically the same thing, but I think that butt pads are more than a little bit humorous.
Imagine if you were hooking up with a guy and off go your faithful undies and then…wait a minute, why is there foam in your panty butt? Is there a whole cult of butt pad wearers that I’m oblivious to? Is this a fairly normal item in the average girls closet? I’m going to vote no on this one.
Do you own any padded panties? Would you ever wear them?
more pix here God has created me with a big butt,there's no need 4 wearing a fake tin.God has actually perfected everything on me. 1 Like 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Maheeda Shares Video Of Her Self Bathing by dammy31(f): 11:13am On Sep 18, 2013 |
yunfazz: Meheedah rings a bell? She is the prostitute-turned-musician who is now trending on social media with controversial "branding. The singer shared two 15 seconds videos on her instagram page of her unclad self taking her bath while backing the camera. She confessed some time ago that she used to be a prostitute but now she is a born again .
She captioned the first video "Let me Bleep with ya mind a little.." and then captioned the second one "Fucking with ya minds a little....is it working? Or more harder. HAHA!"
Words and Unclad Pictures after the cut
http://www.tutubranch.com/2013/09/maheedah-shares-naked-photos.html she's indeed a born again. |
Romance / Re: Do Such Girls Really EXIST? by dammy31(f): 5:09am On Sep 12, 2013 |
Heyliesha: She doesn't drink, She doesn't smoke, She doesn't go out, She is still a virgin, She has never kissed, She doesn't ask for money, She doesn't play around with guys, So beautiful and trustworthy She is very kind, She is very adorable and curvy.... . Do such girls really EXIST?
Yes,and is no one but me.u gat 2 believe me. |
Celebrities / Re: Check Out Some Faild Wardrobe Dress Of Ladies ..boobs And Butts Out by dammy31(f): 9:38am On Aug 19, 2013 |
xmobaba: WOW, some girls are definitely HIGH when it comes to fashion, see what this chick posted on her instagram profile this eveining. More pics at www.xmoentertainment..com
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Education / Re: At Last ASUU Versus Fg,
my Poet...students, Stand Straight Soberly by dammy31(f): 10:49am On Aug 16, 2013 |
israel boy: ASSU versus FG.
to all university students.
My dear beloved friend called ASUU, u hv such a great power capable of greating the life of students into a meshed pepper.
You told us u were fighting for the students rights, now we see the students eating the food which you have vomitted you told them not to worry, you will always be at there back, now, the students re lamenting at home just bacause you (ASUU) sat at the big table of stupidity with your hands folded trying to cause confusion in the bellitled great mind called Nigeria.
ASUU, i know you for greatness, why art thou casuing a great pain in the minds of our students, most of them re living a life of confusion, there counterparts in private institutions re far above them just because you want settlement from the so called federal government
dear ASUU, you were known for the position held sitting on the table of distinction exchanging words of wisdon speaking the language of understanding passing the goodies of knowledge, why will you collaborate with the federal government in which the citizens have known there association as the citadel of corruption whereby all the breathe they breath is odurised with corrupt odour. The food eaten by them is filled with angerous anger which was been hanged outside hangerou
ASUU, enough of this thrash known as strike even thou you are fighting for the students does that mean there is a job guranteed for them? Does that mean lot of goodies await them? Does that mean they will be promoted into the favoured market? Instead of labour markt? Does that mean the quetion does will ever be answered? After all there lives spent in schools?
ASUU enoug of ur pranks its high time you started to allow our friends (students) start realizing there purpose you who is supposed to be the bridge connecting the students with the governments here you are causing confusion
ASUU, i love you, but why ignoring me...i want to have a nice food on your table, why re u serving me my own portion on the floor? I want to drink the water of wisdom from the cup of your knowledge, but why re u serving me with the cup of stupidity...
I love ASUU, and its high time ASUU took to loving me back.
ONE LOVE
by me -meshileya israel-
friends, try sharing this on ur wall, so this message can reach the so called ASUU..... Thanks
-meshileya israel- Nice one Israel,God bless u too. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Transcript Of Femi Fani-kayode Panic Call To Nairalands Seun .(satire ) by dammy31(f): 9:44am On Aug 16, 2013 |
ochejoseph: Femi Fani-kayode panic call to Nairalands Seun
Phone : Grin grin
Seun : Hello good Evening
Fani-kayode :Good evening Seun its Me Chiieif Femi-Fani Kayode ,the former honourable minister of Aviation
Seun :oh,oh good evening sir ,to what do I owe this Call Sir
Fani- kayode : Omo iya mi I need your help the whole internet is abuzz with a fake news that hatiku and my former oga did the thing with my wife and daughters the whole thing is driving me crazy, I have not been able to sleep for two days now!
Seun: sir I have been working on a lot of programmes lately pls bring me up to speed what do you mean by the thing. Femi Fani kayode: Seun you are not a small boy now u know that thing the tin I say I did with Bianca iyawo Ojukwu now u know!
Seun : ohhhhhhh i that thing I see
Fani kayode. Yes that thing .
Fani Kayode :you need to help me o ,the whole people are habusing me and my family , I have blocked my facebook ati twitter akkant but they have taken ofer your Nairaland to Habuse me and my family
Seun : but Oga mi you know what you did was very wrong( fani cut in )
Fani kayode : I know ooo I know it was not my fault o It was the devil ooo my brother it was the devil Seun : now how do I come in !
Fani kayode :thank you very much pls en help me remove all the topic about that maliga banza boy and Ban all the people posting it and place an embargo on habusing me as one of your Rules hand regulations on Nairaland. Seun : ahhhh ah ah oga mi That' will be too much o ,but I will try and see what I can do !
Fani kayode : thank you very much I will tell Tinubu to make you Minister of Info tech when we kick Pdp out in 2015. You know am very infuencial in the Apc Yes
30 minutes later
Daughter : daddy where are you going ?
Fani-kayode : Am going to church I need to give my Life to Jesus !
so so funny but anyway,dis can't be true sha |
Celebrities / Re: Is Annie Macauley Sucking 2face Dry? See Pictures by dammy31(f): 11:46am On Aug 02, 2013 |
kulyie: @ op I dont know what you are on about but that has how tuface has been,that is his nature,he is a very slim person and its not in all cases marriage changes a man's stature especially when the man married a wife that prepares only indomie,bread and tea,spageti and stew and bread and butter Na so my brother |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto, Monalisa & Uche Jombo At Torn Movie Premiere by dammy31(f): 10:06am On Jul 30, 2013 |
[quote author=Lolaabokoku]See as tonto Dike be like rejected mami water [/quot Abi o |
Politics / Re: Agreement With ASSU Can't Be Implemented - FG by dammy31(f): 11:28am On Jul 24, 2013 |
slap1: Maybe he just heard it the first time in a Nollywood 'movie'. i think so |