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Romance / Re: Ma Boyfriend Dumped Me! by DamnWomen(m): 11:08pm On May 03, 2009
@POSTER

Eya Sorry. . .lol (I love hearing stories like this. . .It completes my day), LOL grin

Maybe you deserved to be dumped. Nobody gets dumped except they deserved it and i am getting these vibes that your ex-boyfriend was really tired of the irritating things you did to him during the relationship and the best thing was to discard you like a piece of toilet paper and move on. So you probably got what you deserved.

So quit bitching and move on. He is with a better person and having a peaceful mind and relationship. Dont put asunder when god has joined the two new love birds together. Go and find someone else to pour your sorrows ontop. If your hearts wants to shatter, let it shatter. When your tired of wailing and gnashing, shebi you will use superglue to join it back and move on?

Please dont destroy a match made in heaven between your ex and his future bride to be. He doesnt need you and your not wanted. Deal with it and accept you have been rejected and his new girlfriend has been accepted and your the next line of women to be dumped.

Better still write your grieving story to cosmo magazine for other girls to be wiser than you to hold on to their men, but right now, hang unto your pillow and weep your eyes out because he is never coming back to you and just like Donald trump would say "YOU HAVE BEEN FIRED" or should i say "YOU HAVE BEEN DUMPED" grin grin
Family / If I Get Married And My Wife Delievers A Baby Girl I Will. . . by DamnWomen(m): 9:19pm On May 02, 2009
If I get married and my wife delievers a baby Girl i will. . .

1. Definately not feel attracted to her from that moment she was delievered

2. I will not even accept the daughter as my child because i would have disowned her from the day she was born

3. I will definately not attend to her needs and provide the basic necessities she craves

4. I will starve the mother from financial needs to cater for the girl

5. I wouldnt even acceed to any of her needs

6. I will definately maltreat her without any remorse and beat her ceaselessly

7. Schooling is not an option because she doesnt need it rather hard labour will be the order of the day

8. When she is able to walk and has attained the age of 5 or 6, i will definately give her up to be a house girl far away from me and offer the new owners a life long lease to do with her whatever they want and not return her home. In short a blank check.

9. If she grows up to be a prostitute, all the better she i really dont care what she turns out to be

10. I will finally divorce the mother because she produced an abberation that is unneeded and probably adopt a son if the other women i sleep with produce female offsprings.

But if If I get married and my wife delievers a baby Boy i will,


1. Definately love the mother more than anything in the world

2. Attend to all his needs and spoil him silly with everything money can buy

3. Kill myself to make sure he has the soundest education money can buy

4. Will not lay a finger on him and will kill anybody that attempts to touch him without consent

5. Any thing the mother wants will be given to her pronto

6. He will be the apple of my eye

7. He would be exposed to the world of business and politics at an early age so as to claim his rightful place as a future leader

8. He will be given the full consent to consort with any girl he wants, sleep with them (Of course with protection), bring women home and discard them with my full backing.

9. I will only be mad at him if he gets a girl pregnant and feel remorseful to accept it as his own. I will prevent such thoughts from occuring except he is married to a clean virgin.

10. I will teach him how to be a man and how to handle women because he has to pass the legacy i have bestowed upon him to my grand[b]SON[/b]

All these i pledge to do when the choices are placed before me. AMEN grin
Romance / Re: When The Pastor Preaches by DamnWomen(m): 7:59pm On May 02, 2009
Christians are the worst fornicators on the planet filled With so much Hypocrisy and lies to justify their born againism angry
Romance / Re: The Power Of A Woman By Femi Fani-kayode, An Interesting Read ! by DamnWomen(m): 7:36pm On May 02, 2009
What a woman wrapper lipsrsealed An extremely submissive jerk to the whims and caprices of women. Instead of him to tell us how to deal with women so that their senses would conform to rationality, here he is extolling the virtues of women. What a loser angry

I am sure his boss obasanjo is reeling in pain reading this crap from his surbordinate. A general like obasanjo will never be this soft. Go ask his wife mojisola and she will tell you how real men handle women.
Romance / Re: Quiet Vs Loud Guys by DamnWomen(m): 3:15pm On May 02, 2009
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Re: Quiet Vs Loud Guys
« #90 on: Today at 07:08:52 AM »

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offtopic:

what would the romance threads be without the manic misogyny of adam brody/fkjesus/jack tweed/damn women ?

the thread hijacker and advocate for domestic violence is baaack!!

Are you alright at all? Have you taken your meds? What brought about this when i dont even know you but you decided to ferment trouble unncessarily? angry

slowpoke
Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Looking For Made Men On Nairaland. by DamnWomen(m): 3:53am On May 02, 2009
n-guage:

I am. Why? You think Nigerians only have sex in the missionary position while fully clothed?

Your a very funny dude grin
Romance / Re: Quiet Vs Loud Guys by DamnWomen(m): 3:42am On May 02, 2009
Very simple: You beat him back. Thats if you have the balls or should i say breasts to beat him grin

[img]http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/CSP/CSP010/couple-43_~k0105220.jpg[/img]

But you know thats never going to happen because if she tries it by mistake, this is what it will result in:

[img]http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/PHT/PHT184/person-images-black_~PAA184000004.jpg[/img]

Total pounding with his foot disfiguring her face grin
Romance / Re: Quiet Vs Loud Guys by DamnWomen(m): 3:27am On May 02, 2009
acidrop:

c how u jst twist the philosophy undecided

It is not a twisted philosophy. It is a fact of life. Men beat women everyday. It is needed to make sure stability reigns. E.g admire his very beautiful picture:



Aint this a beauty grin Imagine how humble, quiet and calm the home will be after this slap. No noise, fussing, complains, nagging. Just pure nivarna and tranquility.
Romance / Re: Quiet Vs Loud Guys by DamnWomen(m): 3:13am On May 02, 2009
biina:

My philosophy is to speak softly but carry a big stick

Very Very Sensible Philosophy. You should always be prepared to wack her when she is getting outta line and still remain quiet so she wont know when next your going to pound her grin

The picture says it all:

Romance / Re: Men Who Beat Women Need Psychiatric Test — Fashola by DamnWomen(m): 2:55am On May 02, 2009
acidrop:

but that was harsh sha ooo lady bam

No leave her. Its not as if i dont have 1 billion disgusting things to say to her to spoil and derail the thread but as usual, i am just waiting for the moderators to show their bias first before i start raining armageddon on her without control. Because if it was a guy who started it, they will be quick to ban the guy to protect their favourite chicks and give them free hands to say nonsense. I will so abuse her father and Mother that they will personally have to come and beg me to stop by the time i am through with her
Romance / Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by DamnWomen(m): 2:48am On May 02, 2009
agabaI23:

Cellulite is actually what most people may be refering to here as stretch mark.

see all those bumps that make the skin uneven

That is a false description: This is a real picture of a black woman with stretch marks oozing from her belly:


Imagine the kind of stretch marks that will be surrounding her yansh lipsrsealed

Very disgusting!
Romance / Re: Men Who Beat Women Need Psychiatric Test — Fashola by DamnWomen(m): 2:40am On May 02, 2009
lady bam:

WELL,i hope say ur papa beat ya mama well well.even join hand as he dey pound am. and i maintain. . . . . RUBBISH

The next thing now is for the moderator to start banning people if they react to such statements by insulting you personally not minding that you are always the first to first instigate the first insult.

Once it degenerates into a free for all insults, they will start saying i started it. I am just putting the moderators on alert now o! If i start abusing this girl anyhow without remorse, dont hold it against me o because you guys saw it and refused to do anything now or caution her. No matter what i said in my post, i no curse person papa o!

Okay! I have said my own now! You can start playing your favourism game until it turns very very ugly! angry


As for you lady bam, i will be watching you till i am ready to strike but i will be waiting for the moderators to see whether they will intervene to protect you first!
Romance / Re: Men Who Beat Women Need Psychiatric Test — Fashola by DamnWomen(m): 2:21am On May 02, 2009
lady bam:

RUBBISH!
just practise dat yeye thinking in the shores of 9ja,cos if u carry dat mentality enter oyibo,na court wey go decide ur case.

if ur woman no get control, u no fit file 4divorce! rather dan resorting 2torture.



Well in your own oyinbo country, you can take the matter to court but here, Physically abusing a woman is a normal thing and it boosts your standing amongst men that deal with their wives or women. Right from the villages to the city its the same thing and Men pound women almost every 30seconds daily and only 1/10th of it get to court and thats even if they jail the man because they know he is right and the only way to make sure he controls that stubborn opinated women is to continue pounding her every day till she learns to be submissive, respectful and less aggressive.

So it is not rubbish my dear rather its a national culture and passion which i really admire and hope it stays for a very very long time! I am glad to be born from these part of the world cheesy
Romance / Re: Quiet Vs Loud Guys by DamnWomen(m): 2:13am On May 02, 2009
JJYOU:

who be this? NL and name change.  there  should be a i formerly known as ,  now wish to be known as ----  all former comrades, comments, insults, abuse, quarells and fight remain legal thread on NL.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

I wish i had former comrades, comments and quarrels to pick on but alas none! wink

I will be on the look out though for new comrades if such situation arises! Thanks for the advise but leave my i.d name alone. Its how i feel and i have a right to express my feelings no matter how repugnant it sounds to you as long as i havent formerly declared you a comrade at arms.

Just free me and my i.d and we would get alone fine!


SeXYhOTmOM:

YES

SOO,

u have sisters abi?

Yes i have sisters So? You expect me to be remorseless because i have sisters too? Pssfff! Damn them too! I am not close with them and have no plans to organize a family reunion female bonding session. Its their business what they do not mine. Not because we are joined together by blood that means we are to be stuck by glue. They have their lives to live and i have mine!

chiogo:

Quiet guys. . .Nope. . .they are the craziest. They hide their feelings for so long that when they do act, they over-do it.

I know this guy at school who is always calm and nice to females. One day he lost it and started throwing stuff at the girl he was having a simple argument with. And even called her a bitch. The loud ones never did such.

Loud guys are not it either. . .it's gay when a guy is loud lipsrsealed. I prefer a guy who is neither; Someone who actually speaks his mind when he has to without being rude or loud.

Now that guy that threw stuffs at that girl is a real man from all ramifications. The name calling is an extra point in his favour!
Romance / Re: Quiet Vs Loud Guys by DamnWomen(m): 1:38am On May 02, 2009
SeXYhOTmOM:

ur id,is it necessary?

Is yours necessary too
Romance / Re: Why Are Do All Naija Babes Have Stretch Marks On Their Behinds? by DamnWomen(m): 1:35am On May 02, 2009
Stretch marks Ewwwww!!!!

They make chicks look very old and grumpy. I can't stand it one bit. Last week i saw this fat woman wearing shorts and strap on t-shirts or whatever they are called and from her thighs up, you could see the thick lines of stretch marks hoovering all over her calves down to her thighs. It was extremely disgusting and her arms were filled with those stretch marks again. I didnt even want to think of the stretch marks that were flowing underneath those shorts or breasts.

Very Very Disgusting sight! lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Quiet Vs Loud Guys by DamnWomen(m): 1:29am On May 02, 2009
Quiet guys are the best ones. They sit down, watch the chick, analyse her moves, study her principles, accumulate her strenghts, build on their weakness and strike when they are ready because the girl has no idea what he is thinking or what he would say or do and leave her hanging dry.

The loud ones only expose themselves to chicks to mess them up. When they crack jokes, the chicks learn all about their strenghts and weakness at once, when they enjoy their garrulous company, they are secretly finding a way out after the cheap fame has waned and the loud ones get hurt the most because they expose all their love for women and they feel very devatsted after wards.

The quiet ones have all the fun in a relationship because of their tactiurn manner and secretive attitude and when something goes wrong, people will always blame the chick first because they are used to seeing the guy cool every 24 hours but deep down he is one very deviant and diabolical being waiting to pounce on his prey and devour her when she leasts expects it.

I am like the quiet one and i appreciate all the virtues of a quiet guy. The loud one is a definate no no for me because i cant afford to let a woman know diddly sqaut about me or my next moves so that i always win, hence i never date quiet chicks because we would figure each other too well.
Romance / Re: This Boy Fine No Be Small by DamnWomen(m): 1:19am On May 02, 2009
grin grin grin grin grin grin

Is this supposed to be a joke? Abeg i can't Laugh! grin grin grin grin grin

This must be the new defination of fine which i humbly reject and disregard from my own lexicon of fine boys grin

@poster

You wicked o! grin
Romance / Re: Men Who Beat Women Need Psychiatric Test — Fashola by DamnWomen(m): 1:06am On May 02, 2009
What a Crock of Shit from Fashola angry Does he know how annoying women can be that would make a man naturally cool and relax be forced to pulp her to submission because of her unguarded actions and words? Not because he hasn't come across such an irritant doesnt mean he has the right to prevent men from beating women if they go outta line. The moe your civil with them, the more they take you for a ride. They are the ones who need the psychatric tests not Men because a Man won't just wake up for no reason and start pummeling a woman if she didnt give him enough justifying reason to beat the shit outta her. His argument is lame and has no merit what so ever because the millions of men that pulverize their women do so with reason and would gladly do it again and again if the need arises. I know i would without feeling any sense of guilt because it was 100% justified and i would do it over and over again.

Nonsense angry

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