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 NYSC / Re: Youth Corper Missing For Over A Week. by Damyion(m): 12:53pm On May 17, 2015 |
jayjayjay0214:You are a very stupid person for saying that. What if it was your brother or sister this happened to? Idiot. You total waste of semen! |
| Poems For Review / I Want To... by Damyion(m): 3:53am On May 05, 2015 |
I want to paint out the portrait of a poem with a punchline per verse I want to work my way with words with wordplay and wit without sounding perverse I want to reminisce and remember and ruminate with rhythm and rhymes I want to taunt and tease those 'teachers' till they televise these tell-tales thousands of times I want to softly sing solemn songs as I sweep through the pages of my soul I want to hide in the halls of history and harness those words before they hop into that hole... I want to write. |
| Politics / Re: Hajiya Talatu Starts Trekking From Kaduna-abuja To Celebrate Buhari (photo) by Damyion(m): 12:36am On May 03, 2015 |
SirShymexx:Even this comment of yours suggests that you live in Nigeria, you traitor. Oponu oshi. |
| Celebrities / Re: The Epic Failure!!that Is Burna Boy. by Damyion(m): 8:35am On Apr 10, 2015 |
malonephill:You just had to make me laugh this morning sha... Davido ke? Jeesu... |
| Science/Technology / Re: What The Inside Of The Planet Mars Looks Like. by Damyion(m): 4:58pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
paulolee:*sighs* Obviously, you didn't get the joke... |
| Science/Technology / Re: What The Inside Of The Planet Mars Looks Like. by Damyion(m): 1:41pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
paulolee:So on honeymoon, you will find out that ur wife has a large 'space' between her legs... |
| Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Pictured With The Liverpool Men Team by Damyion(m): 2:50am On Mar 13, 2015 |
Ndaadama:Oponu |
| Celebrities / Re: An Adorable Picture Of Osaze Odemwingie And His Cute Son by Damyion(m): 4:48am On Mar 06, 2015 |
sodiwena:Marry who? The father or the son? Ode... |
| Poems For Review / Re: Checkmate (a Playboy's Poem) by Damyion(m): 1:08am On Sep 08, 2014 |
TaiwoAdeyemi054: Waahoo! You are just gifted with poems. I see the posibility in you. Please ride on, am with you.Thank you... |
| Poems For Review / Checkmate (a Playboy's Poem) by Damyion(m): 12:27am On Sep 07, 2014 |
You were nothing but a pawn in this little game of chess; a mere shadow of the sun, a mere niipple on a breasst. You were perfect for the role, so you had to play the game; your conscience and your soul were just nothing but the same. I was lonely, I was bored, so I had to find a girl; to wander my chess board - it's like a black and white world... You were so 'in love' with me, that you couldn't see the truth; you were too blind to see that I felt nothing for you? For me, it was just fun as I moved you around the squares; I even barked aloud in laughter when you drowned the board in tears... I told you to be careful, I told you to be scared; I told you I was fearful, you said you didn't care. I fulfilled your desires, now you tell me I am cruel; I had to start that fire, so I used you as my fuel. No need to say a prayer, I've already healed your pain. But please, don't hate the player - you should hate the game... Checkmate. 1 Like |
| Health / Re: “ewedu” Can Prevent And Cure Ebola – LUTH Consultant by Damyion(m): 12:40am On Sep 06, 2014 |
That doc's mother sells ewedu ni jare... *frowns* |
| Health / Re: “ewedu” Can Prevent And Cure Ebola – LUTH Consultant by Damyion(m): 12:37am On Sep 06, 2014 |
That doc's mother sells ewedu jare... *frowns* |
| Nairaland / General / Re: 20 Of The Worlds' Most Amazing Coincidences by Damyion(m): 9:09am On Aug 25, 2014 |
Domwiz4all: My ex once told me she met sum one while furthering her studies who exactly looked like me, same name and from same village. And I suspected they later datedha... Brother, so it's you Catherine was telling me about? Didn't knw we wud meet on NL... What a coincidence o. 1 Like |
| Science/Technology / Re: Google Defending Its Cables From Sharks by Damyion(m): 1:05am On Aug 25, 2014 |
Seemyfather: Chai! Am I at liberty to drop my comments here as well?orde |
| Poems For Review / Blue Eyes by Damyion(m): 8:01pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
I'll look into those deep blue eyes and compare them to the big blue sky I'll give you life and If you cry I'll dry those tears and lift you high Look here with those deep blue eyes see how love can keep you dry I'll give you light and if you die I'll dig your grave and keep you alive Deep blue eyes, read these lines fill my heart as you feel these rhymes let me be yours, please me mine I'm ready, righteous, redefined... Listen, please listen Oh, deep blue eyes I'm trying, I'm dying to give you light Oh, deep blue eyes, see who died; I've become a star in a big blue sky. 1 Like |
| Poems For Review / Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Damyion(m): 1:34am On Aug 21, 2014 |
texanomaly:Thank you... |
| Poems For Review / Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Damyion(m): 8:11pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
HOLY SSHIT I was on my way to a close friend's house, it was midnight and there was not even a mouse. I silently walked alone on the narrow streets; by then, everyone should have been in their bedsheets. I was thinking of my friend, who calls himself Amos; I was about to make a turn when I felt something around my anus... Shitt! Shitt! Oh, shit it was indeed. I ran faster and faster with incredulous speed... ---- Damn! Damn! I couldn't make it there in time, i saw a random building - a shitt in time saves nine... I was grunting in pleasure when a priest walked in. I was shitting in a church? Oh damn.. This is a sin! He saw me there, grunting with all my might. ''Holy Shitt!'', he screamed. He couldn't have been more right... 1 Like |
| Poems For Review / Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Damyion(m): 8:05pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Thank you, timpaker. Loved yours too. |
| Poems For Review / Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Damyion(m): 7:57pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
Hello, poets. I'm new here. I honestly donno how this group works so I just posted a poem. Confused? You can call me that. All I know is that I love poetry... |
| Poems For Review / Re: The Poets' Café : Chat Room! by Damyion(m): 7:54pm On Aug 20, 2014 |
A TEAR It takes one soul to save another, one shy smile to fall in love; I've got one heart but please don't bother, one broken heart is just enough. It takes one hand to hold her finger, one strong arm to make her stay; it takes a memory to make it linger, one strong will to make a way. It takes one word to make me cry, one closed eye to blink back tears; just one thought as the day goes by, just one day in the months of years. It takes one lie to make me bleed, and break my heart of clay; it took you forever to hurt me, took me a tear to wash it all away... 3 Likes |
| Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Confirms Being Pregnant (photo) by Damyion(m): 2:15pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
labakeJ:Haha... You crazy. 'Labake savage' doesn't sound nice at all |
| Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Confirms Being Pregnant (photo) by Damyion(m): 2:14pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
Am sure the director of 'Wanted' video is the father of that baby... |
| Phones / Re: Charge Your Phone By Shouting At It by Damyion(m): 9:37am On Aug 19, 2014 |
dhardline: Very close to useless invention...so make i turn noise maker because i wan charge my phone.You are nt even sure if you'll ever get to use the fone. Can u afford it? |
| Politics / Re: Jonathan Calls Sawyer 'Crazy Man' For Travelling When Sick With Ebola by Damyion(m): 9:12am On Aug 13, 2014 |
When you realise that a single man deliberately put the lives of your people at risk, as a president, accumulated hurt and pain will defeat restraint... |
| Celebrities / Re: Dbanj, Omawunmi, Femi Kuti, Others At The White House In America (Pictures) by Damyion(m): 1:28am On Aug 09, 2014 |
Hehe... Na when ebola hit naija dem con get summit for United States...  |
| Politics / Re: President Jonathan In Suit With Joe Biden (pics) by Damyion(m): 10:24pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
Blaqsmith: SEXY GEJ |
| Politics / Re: President Jonathan In Suit With Joe Biden (pics) by Damyion(m): 10:20pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
Blaqsmith: SEXY GEJIf patience grab you...  |
| Celebrities / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo -- Teaming Up With Lil Wayne ... Rapper Starting Sports Manage by Damyion(m): 7:32pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
Funniez: And how does this affect d fact dat kuli-kuli is the best alternative after boiled beans, when it comes to drinking garri in a sunny afternoonSister, u don suffer o... |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Tell Us About Your Moniker by Damyion(m): 12:56am On Jul 26, 2014 |
'Damy' is a short form of my name, Damola. 'ion' is a part of an element. 'Damyion' simply signifies me as part of something, as it is a part of me... Crazy, I know. That's my signature. |
| Nairaland / General / Re: Tell Us About Your Moniker by Damyion(m): 12:51am On Jul 26, 2014 |
stinggy:Na lie. You are stingy... |
| Sports / Re: Nigeria Wins Gold On Commonwealth Games. by Damyion(m): 7:12pm On Jul 25, 2014 |
YoursGEJ: I predicted it. I am now the new TB Joshua. I can prophesy for you too!!brother, u are worse than boko haram... |
| Culture / Re: The Origin And Etymology Of Assassination by Damyion(m): 8:29am On Jul 25, 2014 |
tomsongz: I won't comment till I do my research... Then you will never comment |
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