My romantic moment experience*\\\\\***

On a bright day, woke up around 7am, have my usual prayers. Prepared my breakfast, watched a Korean series (Class of lies). Took my bathe after taking a long time in watching the movie. It was 12 noon already, and somehow bored. Got a call from Kemi, requested of I can come to her hostel to just keep her company.
Replied her, "I'm coming soon". Took a bike, without even negotiating the fee. Got to her hostel, sat on her bed. She served with chilled Bigi Chapman.

Fast forward...
Twas rainy heavily on Wednesday evening that same daywhen I was inside with the girl that inside the room.

We were watching a movie on my phone, it was actually an adult movie in which I didn't even tell her before. Whenever they try having sex in the movie, she fast forward it.

I just dey look her for one corner sha.

Twas around 6pm and the rain was still falling, we both lay down on the bed. Was using my hand to rub her legs. She asked me to stop, but I didn't. Left the leg, moved in to her ear, from her ear to those smiling and enticing tits.
She kept on saying stop but me no answer her oo.

Fast track..

She was already on, she just drew me closer, off my clothes, did same to hers also with a romantic French kiss. Grab her trouser, pulled down, off her g string pant.

Gave her head, she was moaning like a dog. Got my dick out And gave her a really mad sex.


Since that day, we had became friends with benefit.

Good evening my fellow Nairalanderz.
How's the lockdown treating you over there guys? Very boring here, just surfing the internet and keeping up with video games.


Buh, let's spice it up with some romantic moments you have experienced with your current boyfriend, or current girlfriend, or ex boyfriend, or ex girlfriend.

Let's have fun guys! I'm sure this gonna be interesting



Kindly share with us how the romance started, is he or she romantically good both at kissing or in bed.

What positions do you like or does your boyfriend or girlfriend love most?



Let's get down to sharing our romantic moments experiences guys!

Note; This is not to ridicule anyone that hasn't been in a relationship before, juz wanna make us have have funny moments.

Gonna drop mine soon.


Grab my chilled Orijin zero with cookies.

Nigerian music star, Peter Okoye, has done his bit to make this coronavirus induced lockdown easy for his fans

- The music star transferred money to some of his fans who indicated interest in the giveaway

- The musician shared a post revealing that he had exceeded his transfer limit for the day and that he would continue to give the next day

The coronavirus pandemic has shown the wide gap between the rich and the poor as many people have been affected by the lockdown put in place by the government.

A number of people have been forced to stock up at such short notice despite them not having the money or means to do so.

Seeing as things are tough for many people during this time, some Nigerian celebrities have risen to the task by doing their bit to alleviate the suffering of others.
Just recently, Nigerian music star, Peter Okoye of the defunct PSquare group also joined the list of celebs helping others during this time.

Peter sent out money to a lot of fans to the point that he was notified that he had exceeded his transfer limit for the day.

The music star then promised to continue giving out to his fans the next day. See his post below:

https://www.legit.ng/1317385-peter-okoye-exceeds-transfer-limit-shares-money-fans.html

Can you DM on this WhatsApp number '09074212399'.

I trust those Nigerian �� hunters, na free meat be that..
Merriment go happen...

Fire fire fire fire burn them all....

Fire fire fire burn them all...

Twoclans:
Naaaaaaaa this is too much drama.
Every guy who is my ex is actually my friend.

Nice!

NiklauseFred:
And they run straight to social media(e.g facebook) and update"I'm Jesus babe...girl with no worries..married to God" or maybe "men are scum"

Concur with you bro.. *Chop Knuckle*

Amstupid:
Aisha Buhari will soon join

Amstupid:
Aisha Buhari will soon join

Giant of Africa...
Is that what we really are?

Only ten states 'Pere'.

CAPSLOCKED:
WHAT A DUMB LIST.

Can't blame you..



Your head is kuku lock...

cc: lalasticlala
mynd44

I no blame them..

That's their own way of HUSTLING...


Erm... .. That reminds me .... Corruption is everywhere.

ghettokid1:
Lies

ghettokid1:
Lies

Break up is not something easy to get over it. But there are various ways in which Nigeria ladies behave after suffering from an emotional breakups..

Grab your popcorn and chilled orijin and read through.....

7 Hilarious Ways Nigerian Ladies Act When Their Boyfriends Broke Up With Them

1. THEY REPENT AND SUDDENLY BECOME ‘BORN AGAIN

“Naija babes I hail o! una guilty for this one die!!” Most ladies seeks solace in religion after a bad breakup.
The unrighteous ones suddenly become righteous. She will be present and active in almost all the activities in the church and will be praying for God to grant her heart desire of a new and better guy and when a good guy comes along, religion is abandoned again.

2.THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP OR LOVE EXPERTS

After a bad breakup, most ladies think that they automatically qualify to be love experts. You’ll find them jumping into any discussion concerning relationship-related matters. They’ll give advice and tutor others as issues correlating with relationship suddenly becomes their favourite discussion. E.g “Sister Mary, please don’t date him ooh, I’ve seen many of his types”.

3. THEY DELETE HIS NUMBER

It’s ridiculous that even though all girls have the digits of their lovers offhand, they still go ahead deleting them. This is always the first move as their idiosyncrasy at the moment is that of forgetting everything about him. The funny thing is they’ll always remember it, even after a decade.

4. THEY TURN STALKERS

Some girls when hit with a breakup, turn stalking experts and FBI agents. Although this is also applicable to the guys, it’s most common among the ladies. Some use different sims to put calls through to him and would immediately hang up or remain silent when he picks and maybe says “hello”. My elder sister is very guilty of this. She may also track the guy’s movements and activities secretly and from a safe distance to find out the girl who took her place or to observe if the breakup is affecting him in any way or not.

5. PLAYING SOULFUL DEPRESSING MUSIC

They’ll play slow tempo heartbreak songs like Westlife and watch more romantic movies, lie in their bed and cry their eyes out.

6. THEY BECOME “SINGLE-HOOD” ACTIVISTS

Don’t be surprised to see things like. #teamsingleandnotsearching, #teamallmenarethesame, #singleforever, #teamsingleandlovingit, #Teamallguysarethesame# …and so on.
Their sense of empowerment is sometimes ridiculous. Nairaland girls are guilty of this, “I no wan mention name, and guys if you fall for them in this period, na your money I pity!”


7.TRIES TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS.

Ladies do crazy things to get their guys’ attention after having an emotional heartbreak or outright breakup. Some will go get a new guy just to make him jealous and some will intentionally bump into him with a dress to kill. They’ll take selfies with the guy and upload them online just to make him jealous. The funny thing is, the guy she is showing off, she doesn’t love but only trying to get back at her ex. “If you’re that guy, omo, I pity you.”

Feel free to add yours..

Masturbation in men is a way of satisfying ones sexual desires by touching the private genitals till climax (cum) is achieved. This is a trend these days most especially with the high rate of free pornographic movies online; it all makes it perfect an action to carry out. Masturbation involves whereby one goes into a world of fantasy or waver away in thoughts maybe thinking about his dream girl or favorite porn-star or something erotic while jerking off until the desired is achieved.

This is common with most young men these days although one could say the action of masturbation could be somewhat be of importance to the human body to make sure it functions well but then again, there are effects that this action could lead to that no one tells you about which is the purpose of this article. Research has it that most Nigerian men who carry out the action of masturbation are those with low self-esteem who may not be able to approach women to express how they feel.

It is known that too much of everything is bad for the health so also applies to masturbation as on the long run, complications get to develop thereby leading to malfunctions of the individual’s body system.

SIDE EFFECTS OF MASTURBATION

Let us look at some of the hidden truth behind masturbation which no one agrees to tell;

1. GETTING ADDICTED

I mentioned earlier that too much of everything is bad for the human health and this is one of the major reasons i said so. Masturbation gets so addictive which could be compared to those who happen to be drug addicts- no difference. No one tells you this because it is quite pleasurable satisfying yourself that you most likely even inculcate others to carry out this same action and on and on it goes.

2. THE ENERGY DRAIN

If you happen to be a masturbator, you would agree with me on the fact that masturbation is one hell of an energy drainer which on the long run gets to lead to constant weakness and feebleness. Taking a walk becomes stressful, making dinner as well amongst other household activities you have obligation to carry out. All becomes tiring and this is due to the action of pleasurable satisfaction through masturbation. To be honest, it is more of an energy consumer than having real sex as this works with unnatural illusions thereby over working the mind to create these illusions and fantasies in creating a perfect picture for the action.

3. DYSFUNCTION OF THE PRIVATE ORGAN (PENIS)

This happens to be one of the major effects of masturbation no one ever speaks off. Like how would i tell you if i have an erectile dysfunction caused by masturbation when i know you would make a joke out of it? I would rather tag you along in the act of masturbation so you as well suffer from this effect. That is how it works hence no one says nothing. Over 80% of men who pay respect to constant masturbation are at a great risk of suffering from dysfunction of their private organ (penis).

4. LOGIC DAMAGE (NEUROLOGICAL EFFECTS)

Men who get to masturbate a whole lot suffer from neurological concerns which get to affect their logic. This starts out little at the early stage of masturbation but as the man gets older, it becomes a severe case.

5. IMPULSIVE EJACULATION

This effect happens when due to masturbation; the penal nerve has been over stimulated due to frequent pleasurable encounters with you. When eventually you get to have a sexual intercourse with a real woman, due to the already sensitive and stimulated penal nerve, in no time you get an untimely ejaculation of sperm which in most cases get to lead to break ups in relationships amongst other problems that may come up on the long run. In a case where you happen not to last in bed, check and ask yourself if you are a frequent masturbator, if yes then you have your answers to why you are an untimely sperm processor. Forget drugs and herbal medicines, best solution is to quit the act of masturbation.

6. PROBLEM OF A SEX LIFE

This is in relation to the effect just above this one. Masturbation leads to a “kill vibe” when it comes to intercourse with the opposite sex (real human). A masturbator hardly gets turned on by girls and does not get to enjoy sex anymore as time goes on but rather prefers the pleasurable encounter with him all alone. Well, for most men on a statistical basis that carry out masturbation, it is due to the fact that they maybe cannot approach the opposite sex so give or take- whether a girl is there for them or not, it does not matter for as far as they can get pleasure without any second party.

7. DROWSINESS IS YET ANOTHER EFFECT

Men who masturbate suffer from a lot of drowsiness and this is in context with my second point “The energy drain”. Masturbating leads to the release of a large quantity of dopamine to the human brain which is a major element in stimulating drowsiness in the individual.

8. FALLING OFF OF HAIR

As a man who finds fun in masturbating, you should not be shocked in a case when your hair begins to fall off as it is a result of your “hands getting a job”.

9. FORGETFULNESS

In the long run, you begin to notice you forget things easily just for no reason and not like you are old though. This is because of the steady release of a large amount of dopamine to the brain which clouds your thinking ability.

10. AGEING IS HASTENED

In an average, a case study has it those men who tend to pleasure themselves sexually by the means of masturbation six to seven times on a weekly get to have their ageing hastened which is caused by the constant drop in the testosterone level in the male body.

Source: https://manly.ng/side-effects-masturbation/?amp

cc: lalasticlala
dominique
Sissy3

Dudeweedlmao:
I just want them to stop using make up. It makes them look somehow discolored and old.

I miss the days of just poweder, eye pencil, and lip gloss. Those were the days man.

You're right Brian.

aswani:
Stop
1) Paying little or no attention to important things like World events and Politics.
2) With the excess makeup.
3) With the bizzare fascination for Bloggers, Nollywood and Music videos leaving little space for 1)
4) With the unsolicited slutty poses and display of flesh on social media.

Please give the younger female generation, that are looking up to you, a chance of believing they can achieve whatever they can.

lol..... This one nah true...
lalasticlala, come oooooo...

donbachi:
They should stop stopping us.

Lol.... abi nah

SmellySperm:
most naija gals are scam......let Dem do wateva mks Dem happy,na their body

#never trust these farm toolz if u wanna live long

Hmmmm... oohkay bro

IamD18:
1. I want them to stop loosing their virginity carelessly just for ordinary promise from a guy to make them Whatsapp group admin.

2. I want them to stop being disgusting, they should how to keep their undies clean, rather than wearing one pant for 3 days and then turn it again to wear it again for another 4 days.

3. I want them to stop being lazy, they should enroll into jobs like carpentry, bricklaying, mechanic, conductor, vulcanizer, mixing of concrete, iron bending and driving of big lorries before having the audacity and impetus to ask for equal right with men.

4. I want them to stop being a disgrace to womanhood, they should learn how to make good food like our mothers of then without browsing and watching videos on youtube. Check the phone browsing history of an average Nigerian lady, you'll be seeing things like..."How to parboil maggi, how to wash salt, how to fry water and the rest". I want them to stop it.

5. Lastly, I want them to stop being disrespectful, they should learn how to cherish and respect Nigerian men like Ghanaians.

Mea sententia

Fully agree with you brotherly

cc: lalasticlala

Yea.... This is a counter thread asking ladies that what should guys stop doing... https://www.nairaland.com/5198621/ladies-what-like-man-stop#up


So guys, what are the things you think Nigerian ladies should stop doing....


Feel free to share your thoughts and views..... Gat you back guys...


Lemme share mine

Nigerian ladies should stop forming hard to get... When you wanna date them and expressed your feelings, that's when they will be doing unnecessarily forming.... Abeg, no be guy go. later marry you and put you for house biko...

Nigerian ladies should stop trying to act as a foreigner.... There was a day I went to a restaurant in school(Kwasu), and I saw a very blackish girl using fork to eat Amala with egusi soup..... I was like.... Ooooh my God.... She must be sick in the brain sha...



Lemme stop here.......
Guys.... Oya drop yours.

In Olamide's Voice:

Fine girl you bad, girl you sexy.....

Fire Fire!!!



May God protect us all.

Na who the message help??

Super Eagles are no longer on Codeine diet again but Carbohydrate diet....

More goals coming...
I believe! What about you, do you believe?

enemyofprogress:
I said if we are beated and lost this march that would be the end of our word cup dream,so we can't avoid to be beated today

Bro.... please can you shut up... Your grammar is spoiling the thread...

God over everything...