I can still remember that year just like it was yesterday. The year just started, that was around 2014 January. Where my new year resolution was to be more closer to God.

That faithful afternoon, I was on a dry fasting wen my gf called me on phone and she said she was in d mood. I try persuading her to let us postpone it, babe no gree ooo. saying na me talk say I go dey available wen she ask for it.

After getting back home from sch, she came over that evening and the rest was story....after everything na so she say, "after you go call yourself pastor" chai Shame catch me, even d fast gan I no continue again till d year end.

whywhyogun:


even though he has a big organ, I still have no crush on a skeleton.

as to "manhood", if you are using its real meaning, the masculine air, Gandhi has none, he is a woman, a eunuch.

Continue..............

whywhyogun:


your stories add more irksomeness to this man, he is the killer of himself and his son.

her wife did the right thing , to divorce him , although , in India, she had no other choices, but to marry another skeleton animal, with a pathetic organ.

being a woman, I am proud to say, I love sex, and I enjoy my body. I hate any one who reverses nature that god created.

Sorry to break your heart, his wife did not divorce him neither did his son died of that ailment in fact he survived...... that is wen I learnt that faith is not only attached to be a Christian.

Gandhi was shot death and didn't died bcus he was a vegetarian.

whywhyogun:


his lady wife, must be a sick person too. at least, her mind is sick. how can a normally healthy woman like a man , who looks likes a walking skeleton ?

her wife married him for vanity, and she suffered , and she deserved her suffering.

a skeleton crawling on my body and trying to penetrating me by using its tiny twig ? I prefer to die in this nightmare.

Come to think of it, shey because of joystick now u dey hate person. Easy now, we all got to live our life d way we want, so don't worry you won't meet someone like him.

whywhyogun:


I am a woman, I have only 1 life, and that is my life, I have the total right of how to dispose it. I can never sully my body by having sex with men like that.

Gandhi is a concept , as hollow as his body. even though his flesh is in front of me, I would not accept it. I live for myself, not for any concept, or ism, or "great" idol.

I despise any man, who has small organ ,and looks like an emasculated sheep.

The reason he has such kind of body is because he was a vegetarian, he neither took meat, drink milk nor fish

At a point in his life, wat he retorted to was merely vegetables and water this caused an argument between him and his wife.

Even wen his son was at d point of death, d doctor prescribe milk and meat so as to allow him(son) have strength to fight the ailment, he rejected the offer.

so don't use his appearance to judge his manhood.....

whywhyogun:


I am talking about organs. not eyes.

Do you know that he gave birth to kids too I think 3 children or so. can't remember for now. A lady was betrothed to him at a younger age before he went to England to study law.

Tell me, did you see his organ for you to conclude that it is small.

An eye for an eye make the world go blind

I never saw my shyness as a form of weakness for many at times has it saved me from youth exorbitant

If you want to be humble, be as humble as the sand.

I love Christ but hate Christians because they are only humble on Sundays and also pretend alot
These are some of his quote.


Gandhi has been someone I so much love, read his book too wic is like an autobiography... "My experience with truth" where he said "I have nothing new to teach the world again as truth is as old as the hills"

Through his words, I learnt to be humble, to be selfless and truth be told, it has help me in divers ways.....
Someone dat help India gain independent without retorting to force.

whatever you say of him, India will always remember him for the good he has brought to dem.

An eye for an eye make the world go blind

I never see my shyness ad a form of weakness for many at times has it save me from youth exobit

askibee:
pure water = 10naira

coke = 150 naira

beans = 900 naira

rice = 1000naira

salary still dey the same, transport increase, bread now na hot commodity, stew is mission impossible.


if I catch DAT person wey do dis analysis I go bite him ear

MODIFIED:

PURE WATER = #10

COKE = #150

RICE = #650

BEANS = #600 OR #550

salary still dey the same, transport increase, bread now na hot commodity, as for stew, tomatoes and pepper period don dey go dats y e dey expensive to prepare am. Around Ember month u go see say d stuff don go down again. e dey happen every year.

I don't really need to do much, all I do is go to 'Hi-manager' on my phone and disable some app from having access to d internet. shikena!! No matter wat I do, such app won't work with d internet except I enable it again. This saves data for me.

Tenim47:
pls wats the code to borrow credit on glo

*321#

Adaobim645342:
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Guy, if this thing dey easy as u dey always post am here, y u no dey enjoy yourself all alone, y u still need me to pay u to get odd?

Abeg, carry that stuff comot here jo

As for Tesla, I think his rival burnt all his work...

Gayigaskia:
This lady who was regular on Channels TV during the fuel shortage 2 Christmas back She doesnt sound like a thief

Dem no dey write say person na thief for forehead na.

May you never deny your friends and family like ThinTallTony, infact pray to have loyal Ballys around you so that you may not be as unfortunate as Soma. Be careful with women before you end up like Miyonce. Work hard and harness your talents and be like or better than Bisola, lest I forget smoking kills, many great people like CocoIce have gone down because of it. Don't go about pretending and being fake like gifty, pretenders will not make heaven. Enjoymusic like debbieRise, and if possible dance like Ese. Keep fit and always exercise like kemen and Bassey, but please don't kemen anybody at night o. If you must speak english speak like Uriel, don't be like Nigerians who cannot sing the national anthem. In other words, be yourself, be like Efe! Its the least I cando for this guy, wether you love or follow bigbrother ornot, this guy has captured my kidney. I am a winner, ahustler and I survive against all odds.
# proudly teamEFE
# BASEDonLOGISTICS

dragonking3:
Tboss is a grown adult and not a primary school kid.

So only primary sch kids are suppose to know d national anthem, wat is wrong in creating a joke out of it.

Never to put my money in a ponzi scheme.
Never to depend on anyone
To bet for fun and not to see betting as a means to an end
To be as humble as d sand
To love me myself and I
To never forget or forsake family.

And lastly, to only keep few friends who knows the true meaning of who a friend is.

davidif:

You truly don't understand the economics of devaluation do you? In other to keep your currency artificially high we have to burn through our reserves. How smart is that? That's why this people have been saying just leave it and let the market determine the value of the make a instead of the CBN artificially trying to do that because it comes at a significant price.

The last time CBN tried to allow the law of demand and supply to determine the price of naira, what happened? It went haywire, your assumption can't work bcus we are more or less a mono economic nation.

Therefore, without we being producing for export, we can't leave d naira to the law of demand and supply.

Why is it that the only solution IMF are always after is in the devaluation of the currency?

Prescribing same drug for all ailment is the only thing IMF is known for.

Wait ooo, Reno has not said anything abt d appreciation of d naira to dollar.

cktheluckyman:
What deepened? They just confirmed he graduated with 3rd class honours. Sowore had better start getting ready to pay N5billion as damages

It looks like fruad cus, in ABU, geography is in faculty of Science not Art as what is reflected in his statement of result.

Come to think of it, what is delaying ABU from verifying if he graduated or not?

help us ask dem ooo

Which rate is now valid

Billyonaire:
In all these deaths, I see individuals who are trying to find money to buy garri and cook egusi soup for themselves and family. Why are we killing the poor to protect the rich ? What the Bleep is going on ? Cant you all see ? That no body can carry arms and kill others except they have a need that they can't fulfill ?

How many can you kill ? How man prostitutes can you jail ? How many ritualistic can you kill ? How many area boys will you jail ? The frequency of crimes show that something is wrong in the system. Stop shooting and killing these people. They are hungry, battered and bleeped. They need our help. Stop the killing.

In life we are govern by pain and pleasure, more so, d consequences of our actions should be sought before diving into any action.

Trying to kidnap someone just to have an amount of pleasure that won't last eternity at d expense of another person's pain.

If they had succeeded in their plot, what will have been d case of the family of those been kidnapped and d pain they would have been subjected to.

ishowdotgmail:
Before it used to be OAU, but I think UI as a federal still pay less tuition fee. They pay between #18,900-#25,000

OAU pay #20,050

nextprince:
This is serious.
So Nigeria has gold deposit

But that site sha, very horrible. Who are these people risking their lives sef?

u forget say at times na lion mouth money dey.....forget d risking of life, without d risk no money.

Tazdroid:
I trust some Naijirians, dem block heads no dey hear woRD!

Some of them go still take 7-up (hot one) and Alabukun, or Andrews liver salt and Sprite.

Their eyes go come red like Toyota Camry brakelight

Dem believe say e dey abort pregnancy

Omoluabi16:
Marry the right person, and you'll be alright.

How person go know d right person.

yourexcellency:
If Buhari is serious about moving Nigeria out of recession, she should send this young lady parking and the bald-headed Godwin

You hate to d extent that you can't see any thing good from her....... Bros easy ooo.

That is y we are Nigerians, tho we might have our differences, we always have a way of turning every issue to a thing of joke and keep moving.

Explorers:
General Gowon shaking Justin Trudeau as a baby in 1973. Trudeau is now the Prime Minister of Canada at 42.

This is d real case of we are d leaders of tomorrow not d one we are doing in Nigeria