MufasaLion:
They keep giving birth to stupid SIMPS nowadays. Nigga sent money because of the pussy he'd bang!. Unfortunately, both investment and ROI are gone!

MufasaLion:
They keep giving birth to stupid SIMPS nowadays. Nigga sent money because of the pussy he'd bang!. Unfortunately, both investment and ROI are gone!

Jack005:
God forbid say I do anything long distance relationship....How any sane guy go accept to practice long distance relationship amazes me.. Relationship wey no be long distance, vagina people dey cheat steadily, e come be long distance relationship

Lool

extol1:
I don't pity u at all, if it were to be a guy that ask for that kind of money to start up a business, I am very sure you will decline that you don't have such money with you.

Haha haha.... you ain't nice oo

OlayemiAshraf:
This broda deserve the Oscar award for being the mumuiest person of 2021

Walahi

DaddyRochie1642:
From the Story, the main reason that man is Weeping and gnashing his teeth is because the guy no see chance to collect Kpekus and his Further Lamenting because he didn't see any returns on his 50k

The guy mumu die

The future is female.

A Nigerian man has taken to Twitter to lay curses on a young lady, Esther, with whom he was having a long-distance relationship, after finding out she has been dating another man all along.

The man with the Twitter handle @JustKingss said he lives in Lagos while the girl resides in Delta state. According to him, they met at a wedding in Delta and after a while began dating.

After investing emotionally and financially into their long-distance relationship, he recently discovered that she had been dating someone else for over four years and was residing with him.


Left heartbroken, he took to his Twitter handle to lay curses on her.

“I don commot my hand for anything long distance relationship. Let me cry first, I will gist you guys later.

We met sometime late last year at a wedding event in Delta, exchanged contact but started talking early last month, she’s 24y/o, very beautiful ( kind of woman I like tho) base in Delta, I base in Lagos.

She told me she lives with her eldest sister which is married with 2 kids. Sometimes her Sister’s husband usually disturb her for sex when her sister is not around but she insisted that she can’t do such thing to her sister, that’s why she really need to get her own accommodation in order to escape such temptation.

I became so emotional why a married man will disturbed an innocent girl for sex (maybe it’s true that some men are trash) then I asked her how much is an accommodation over there where she can manage since she’s still searching for a job with an intention to possibly contribute for her to secure the accommodation. She replied; “a self contained is about 200-300k per year over here”.

We usually video chat ourselves mostly from 8am-7pm, we don’t talk at night because she said her sister is against night calls because of noise bla bla bla…..that I should understand it, ( being a 21st century fool, madly in love i stupidly believe her) which she further convince me that once she got her own house we can talk at anytime i want. Although sometimes I insisted we talk a bit at night but she won’t allow it, if i get angry at some point, she’ll go and hid in a toilet for a 10-15secs Video call to calm me down. Things were going very well, I was very happy that God has finally answered my “God When ?” Questions.

Last week she told me that they called her for a job interview at one of the places she submitted her CV in Lagos (I was very happy that finally I will get to meet this girl again and this time will be in Lagos) then she added with a very low tone; I really don’t know how to do it” Don’t know how to do what? “I asked”; she continues… that at the moment, she doesn’t have any money to pay for her tfare (To & Fro) to Lagos and she will love to do her hair, nails and buy new clothes but she doesn’t have money.

I asked her how much will that be, she said; 40k and base on that she want to travel by road. I sent her 50k which she was really happy, I was also happy because I will get to meet her again, maybe possibly spend some days with me before going back to Delta.

Thursday this week was her birthday, which I uploaded her picture on my WhatsApp status to wish her happy birthday with some romantic words. Although her number all through the day wasn’t going through even on WhatsApp calls. I was wondering what could have happen to her and I became very worried. Later in the evening a friend of mine whom we went to Delta together for the same wedding last year where I met her, send me a WhatsApp message when he saw the girls picture on my status, he asked; bro do you know this girl? I replied” yes bro I know her very well, went on to tell him that we met on that very day we traveled to Delta together. I asked him too; do you know her? “He replied; yes that a friend to his friend is dating the girl and that they are into a very serious relationship that possibly will lead to marriage,

That they have dated for 4yrs, and that they live together for more than 2yrs now. In fact he send the girl and her boyfriend pictures to me for more proves. That he once liked the girl.

At that point I couldn’t believe my eyes and what I heard, the guy further added that I should forward those pictures to her and ask her who’s the guy. I did as instructed; she didn’t reply nor pick my calls till night when I saw a message from her saying; “I’m sorry”.

Sorry for what? “I asked her; she replied; for everything but I can explain. (*Sorry I would have posted our WhatsApp chat but I deleted her contact out of anger*) Explain what? I asked again” do you live with a man or not?

Are you into a very serious relationship with someone? She replied; it’s a long story that she likes me and that she doesn’t like the guy anymore bla bla bla… later that night she blocked me on all platforms. her name is Esther.

Esther it shall not be well with you.”


https://www.yabaleftonline.ng/esther-it-shall-not-be-well-with-you-lagos-man-drags-his-delta-based-girlfriend-after-finding-out-she-has-been-dating-another-man-for-over-4-years/

Na wah ooooo. una don carry cocaine reach that small country again. shuuuuu

uptimum123:


I disagree

A plan has been laid out to make it work, this also includes inviting the people/company whoi built them in the first place.

With great effort and determination we can make it work. This government has shown in the past what it takes to make things work

18 months plus 24 months rehabilitation work eh.

That's 3 years and 6 months.

By then, Buhari would have left office.

By then, how much are we going to be buying PMS?

ThePlainTruth:
Lagos can not be the capital of Oduduwa Republic, unless they can pay back the billions of Dollas that have been invested from the resources of other parts of Nigeria.

You dey mad well well.

If Nigeria breaks up today, what will happen to all the money from the South that was spent in building Abuja and the entire North?

Oga, na your own wahala if you invest all your life savings for another man land.


Carry your wahala for head and hawk it like gala alone.

Wiseandtrue:

Falana is one of the problems we are having in this country!!!

He's neither here nor there! His professionalism is sold to the highest bidder!

If Dangote call him to come and represent him tomorrow now, he will sing another song

If only he's half a man his son was

Which Falana are you talking about Oga?


E dey do me make I plank your head from back.

BKayy:
This is what Nigeria is good at. Breeding thugs like Mc Oluomo in the name of NURTW.
This is why we need to break ASAP before Nigeria corrupts all of us with their unholy way of life.
Tụfịakwa

Wetin concern MC Oluomo for Ebonyi massacre?

Learn to apportion blames with sense.

Justiceibeikenn:


Mumu...when he mentioned inheritance you are supposed to know he is talking about Harry...that boy is a fool and prince Charles is regretting ever having him as a son...

Well said oga, I don't know you're Prince Charles's P.A. For you to even know Prince Charles is regretting having him as a son.

Juliusmalema:


2021 should breed good women not shebas like lola.

Lool. What's your definition of a good woman?
Cos the last time I checked, Lola has always been by Peter.
When the boy was hustling and had nothing, Lola stood by him.
By all standards, Lola is a good woman and deserves some respect.

Juliusmalema:
Who are the Nigerians?

Are we now in a generation of reverse psychology?


Someone who is under the manipulation of evil forces..

May we never marry a woman that we will have to defend to the point of leaving our inheritance, brothers and sisters and the whole family at Large.....

A united family breeds Inner Peace....

What about Prince Harry?

Is he under some manipulation of evil forces too?

It's 2021 oga.

Wake up and stop being archaic.

Mightyhaiz:
Greed..



Greed by one of the tribes to have everything alone while the other is left holding the short end of the stick

Greed by one of the tribes, not minding to do all the ass slurp job ,hatchet jobs,betrayal jobs,slave job etc so far it does 16 years of presidency,8 years of vice presidency,while the other havent smelt a day of vice presidency.. They will echo that others are not fit to govern,but very fit to be governed.


Due to this greed to have their turn and yet covet anothers turn,they dont mind if the country burns, whether it stands on its head, whether half of its population is annihilated..they only started lending their voices to some of these ills when it started getting to their end


Thats what it is all about my brother. There certainly isnt peace ,harmony , tranquility and genuine growth without justice. The trodden,especially when not lacking in any human development indices will never take it.. The day the Yoruba elements decide to shed their greed and work genuinely for genuine growth and development of the country they profess so much eye serviced conditional love for is the day retrogression will disappear in this space,...


simple sturv eh?

Are you trying to say Ibo politicians are not greedy too?

Wickedfacts:


Don't you know how to use Google?
Well, let me help you.
According to the former minister of agriculture, Mr. Akinwumi Adesina, as at 2014, Nigeria consumed over 360,000 tonnes of beef very year, projected to rise up to 1.5 million tons by 2050. Lagos alone currently consumes more than 8,000 cattle daily valued at about N1.6 billion

SOURCES:
http://punchng.com/lagos-consumes-n1-6bn-worth-cattle-daily/
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/business/-n1-2trn-worth-of-chicken-consumed-annually-in-nigeria/211652.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C1234142618

http://naijagro..com/2018/02/fact-for-day_3.html

Okay, using your stats,
Lagos consumes 8,000 cows a day.
It's calculated that a cow costs 200k

In a year, it means Lagos alone will consume 2,920,000 cows. Multiply that by 200,000, that gives N584B per annum.


Now here are my questions :

1. How many cows are in Nigeria, to the extent that Lagos alone will consume almost three million cows a year. Are they plucking cows like Tomatoes?

2. If Lagos alone consumes nearly 3 million cows a year, that means the South entirely will consume 14,600,000 cows per annum, and multiplied by 200,000 that gives 2,920,000,000,000. That's almost 3Trillion naira spent on beef alone in the South.
Note, we've not taken into consideration what's spent by the North.

3. If we so much love beef, then who are the people consuming the chicken and turkey imported to the tune of 1.2 million metric tonnes annually?

https://www.sunnewsonline.com/cbn-vows-to-end-1-2m-metric-tons-frozen-poultry-importation/

Wickedfacts:


Lagos alone kills 8,000 cows every day.

If Lagos alone eats 8k cows a day, then based on the figure given, we eat 40,000 cows everyday.

if we eat 40k cows everyday, how many cows are in Nigeria nitori olorun

frankpro27:


U can do d mathematics na. There are at least 80m ppl in the south. Assuming dey each consume an average #80 beef per day. Dat will leave u with 64B. U can play with the numbers

Looool.

64B per day and 8B per day leaves a difference of 56B. What kind of mathematician are you?

Go ahead man, but don't come back later next month asking if one pregnancy is yours or not.


#Peace

In a country without database like Nigeria, how did he arrive at the 8B figure?

Nigeria is a very bad place to be honestly.
Imagine a Judge being tried for Money Laundering.

Chaai.

Looool.

Based on popular demands, it has been pre-ordered.

Awon weyrey.

They want 450B as compensation for what exactly?

Many lives have been lost due to their recklessness and intolerance.

We haven't said nothing yet over that.

The South should use this opportunity to be self reliant abeg.

If we truly wanna break free from these miscreants, then it has to start now.


Rubbish.

Imagine having 4 regions and when it's time for elections, these bastards will compress the East, West and South as one and refer to us all as South.

Rotating and remaining in power every fucking year.

Nah nah, that shit must end.

If we remain as one after restructuring, then power must go round, from the North, to the East, to the South and to the West.

Simple.

Loool.

I no get this song before ooo, but as I see this thread, naso I download am.


NBC can only ban the song from being played by media houses, they can't stop us from having access to it on the internet and on our phones.


Yeye people.

oloshun:


If press and Gumi can see them freely, where is Nigerian Army? And what is NAF really searching for?

Don't mind them.

They're busy searching for ESN and Endsars protesters

Daily trust had an on-the-spot interview with terrorists, but the Nigeria Army is still trying to locate the said terrorists in the middle of nowhere.


wahala be like Naija police and army