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Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah Apologises Over Aguta Killings by DanseMacabre(m): 3:25pm On Jan 09
Well, they should be executed and their families apologised to too. After all, what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

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Food / Re: The Large Quantity Of Fried Meat And Fish A Caterer Tried To Steal (Throwback) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:23am On Dec 30, 2024
This is quite stale, innit

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Education / Re: FG To Introduce New Curriculum For Secondary Schools by DanseMacabre(m): 4:12pm On Jul 19, 2024
lexy2014:


what classes in secondary school offer 14 subjects?

JSS 1-3
Romance / Re: Black American Woman Abandoned In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 7:34am On Jun 11, 2024
Something doesn't ring quite true about this thread. Jakumo what do you make of this?
Sports / Re: Profile Of Deborah Quickpen, Chess Prodigy by DanseMacabre(m): 3:06pm On Jun 06, 2024
Hmmmmm. Great one.

Niger Delta and their funny names though...encountered quite a lot whilst serving there: Effort, Commissioner, Neverdie, America, Onitsha, Yola, etc.

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Crime / Re: Soldiers Retaliate After Clash With Abuja Traders(video) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:07pm On May 18, 2024
Na only innocent civilians wey dem dey get muscle for. Zombies.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Saudi Arabia Stages ‘Historic’ Swimwear Fashion Show by DanseMacabre(m): 6:37am On May 18, 2024
Little wonder an average Northern Muslim go tell you say dem dey practice Islam pass the Saudis. grin grin grin

Northern Nigeria still dey 16th century Islamic calendar normally.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Getting Money From Men by DanseMacabre(m): 2:57pm On May 16, 2024
Hmmmmm.

You're not a sharp man.

Collect your own quota face front.

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Nairaland / General / Re: The Mistake You Made In Life You Wouldn't Want Someone Else To Repeat by DanseMacabre(m): 2:48pm On May 16, 2024
Not learning yahoo yahoo while I had a chance. Now I've been stuck on this 9-5 earning peanuts and living poorer than a churchrat. sad

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Crime / Re: Beggar Killed As Hoodlums Clash Over Booty In Osun by DanseMacabre(m): 2:57pm On May 15, 2024
Owomida boys at it again.
Crime / Re: EFCC To Rehabilitate Convicted ‘Yahoo Boys’ – Chairman by DanseMacabre(m): 8:04am On Mar 23, 2024
Hmmm.
The same way Boko Haram insurgents have been successfully rehabilitated into 'bandits' abi

Who will rehabilitate the polithievecians looting trillions of naira from our commonwealth

We never ready.

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Food / Re: Cook-a-thon: Benue Chef Naira Victor Gets Support From Gov Alia, Four Virgins by DanseMacabre(m): 7:12pm On Mar 02, 2024
Hmmmm.

If my late grandma was still breathing e sure me die say she go dey among these 'virgins'.

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Crime / Re: I Was Arrested And Locked Up In Cell By The Police In Lagos For Nothing!!! by DanseMacabre(m): 2:53am On Feb 24, 2024
The Nigeria Police Force is the apex crime organisation in the country.

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Romance / Re: Pictorial Difference Between The Wife Of A White Billionaire Vs That Of A Black. by DanseMacabre(m): 4:20pm On Feb 17, 2024
Hmmmm.

Priscilla Chan is Mark Zuckerburg's wife
but Beyonce is Beyonce.

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Crime / Re: Professor and Dean Law Faculty Rapes A Final Yr Student In Calabar by DanseMacabre(m): 11:24pm On Feb 13, 2024
Hmmmm.

This is nine years after o. The internet, like an aggrieved elephant Fulani man, never forgets.

That bastard should serve time and hope he drops the soap in prison.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Son, Oseloka Obi, Featured In UK Gay Magazine by DanseMacabre(m): 6:31am On Jan 26, 2024
SeeWahala:
A thespian and model is who you're calling gay just because he posed for the front of a magazine and with a woman oh not even a man like him grin

😆 Hahahaha una hatred for him papa go drive una mad one day soon. Ask yourself what is the picture of a woman doing ontop a supposed gay magazine?

@bolded: I don't understand. Aren't women gay too

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Politics / Re: Naira Over N1400 To Dollar, Nigeria’s Economy On Brink Of Total Collapse by DanseMacabre(m): 6:20am On Jan 26, 2024
We seem to be heading for that inevitable breaking point at the speed of light. Something's gonna give, sooner or later.
Crime / Re: Prosper Beyond Moore Defrauds Nigerian-Americans Of $1.4 Million In The US by DanseMacabre(m): 9:33am On Jan 25, 2024
Promismike:
2011 when I finished my NYSE. A pastor duped me of my 180k.

The truth is their are real pastors even as the fake ones are many.

Please what does the bolded mean
Politics / Re: FG To Sell Five Power Plants For $1 Billiom by DanseMacabre(m): 3:15pm On Jan 24, 2024
Hmmmm.

Billiom or Billion

Electricity tarriffs go quadrupule be that. shocked

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Politics / Re: Trending Video Of A Pastor That Prophesied About The Recent Bomblast In Ibadan by DanseMacabre(m): 9:00am On Jan 21, 2024
JASONjnr:



Dude, I am from Niger delta.... I live amongst militants and I am telling you what you have no knowledge of.


I have been to illegal bunkeries and I know how the mine raw crudes....

Is crude oil the only commodity being mined illegally in Nigeria Is crude even 'mined'

Is dynamite/TNT used in 'mining' petroleum

Sometimes it's better to listen and learn.

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Romance / Re: Picture Of 14 Year Old Shakira And 4 Year Old Pique In 1991. by DanseMacabre(m): 8:05am On Jan 21, 2024
Age ain't nuthin' but a number.

My friend say make you post throwback of Ned Nwoko and Regina Daniels him wan check something...

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Crime / Re: Lsmail Saliu Killed his Teenage brother In KWARA State by DanseMacabre(m): 8:03am On Jan 21, 2024
In a haste to ignite tribal banter, see the incoherent shiit you posted.
Romance / Re: I Did Video Call With A Crush On Net Year Eve. This Is What I Saw by DanseMacabre(m): 7:59am On Jan 21, 2024
If you were a cartoon character you'd def be Homer Simpson.

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Religion / Re: "Your Colleagues Will Come To You For Food" - Adeboye's Prophecy Sparks Outrage by DanseMacabre(m): 7:54am On Jan 21, 2024
Hmmmm.

Live long enough and your idols become villains. Over the past few years Daddy Adeboye don dey cast normal normal. I have up finally when he tweeted "Nigeria will be great again" not too long ago.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Arrest Two ASPs For Kidnapping, Impersonation And Extortion by DanseMacabre(m): 7:47am On Jan 21, 2024
Mtchew. Nothing's gonna happen. They'll only be cautioned and redeployed elsewhere to continue wreaking havoc. Sorrow, tears and blood their regular trademark.
Politics / Re: Everything I Know About Chinaza Philip, The Alleged Notorious Abuja Kidnapper by DanseMacabre(m): 8:04pm On Jan 20, 2024
englishmart:
Does the nuance matter here?

It actually doesn't bro, but it's a bit ingenuous to throw your alleged 'friend' under the bus without his guilt being fully established. I'm just suggesting that you give him the benefit of doubt, cos if he ends up being innocent of the allegations, then your post might come back to bit you in the ass.

Udo.

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Romance / Re: How Person Go Fine Like This Con Dey Act Porn? by DanseMacabre(m): 11:22am On Jan 20, 2024
I no understand, so na uglee girls you wan dey watch for porn Who for dey patronise am

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Politics / Re: Everything I Know About Chinaza Philip, The Alleged Notorious Abuja Kidnapper by DanseMacabre(m): 11:18am On Jan 20, 2024
But everything you know seems to barely scratch the surface bro. I also sense a bit of animus against the fellow. I'd advise you keep mum pending the outcome of the investigation.

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Romance / Re: My Ex Girl Friend Sent Me Note Of Suicidal Threats by DanseMacabre(m): 8:11am On Jan 20, 2024
Hmmmm...

I stopped reading soon as I saw 'I took 100% responsibility for the bills...'

It seems you're a simpleton.
Romance / Re: Elon Musk Has Turned X (formerly Twitter) To A Porn Square (photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:03am On Jan 20, 2024
Damn petite chicks are a speck and that's on period! embarassed

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