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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by danswagz(m): 11:56am On Dec 02, 2013 |
Oboy ma own ehh,ma physics teacher-pendulum,dnt d reason for the name bt i know 1 thing 4 sure,the guy audi no dey reach mechanic hand,na im they repair am.maths teacher-ismiler,reason he can open his teeth like a roasted goat when smiling,geograhy teacher-ronaldinho,oboy yeh the teeth no dey close,biology-i will burst ur head/eyeball,our principal had a title of justice of peace but due to d fact dat when he talks he makes it rain with spit in his mouth,instead of Jp we gave him Jspit |
Education / Re: ASUU Strike Has Increased Prostitution, Group Alleges by danswagz(m): 1:17pm On Oct 19, 2013 |
This is true,ho's from uniben don port cum asaba ma guy,edo girls and sex,na die |
Romance / Re: Which State(s) In Nigeria Does The Most Beautiful Ladies Come From? by danswagz(m): 10:05am On Oct 12, 2013 |
Obob,am from d town but imo girls are damn hot,i ve cum across them nd blieve me wen i say they re hot 2 Likes |
NYSC / Re: Nigerian Musicians That Served As Corpers? by danswagz(m): 8:33am On Oct 03, 2013 |
Me and wale of MMG group(nigerian dude with rickross label)also nneka (naija intl artist) served in jalingo state 2002 set,it suprises me the way they blew up,i remember wale busting raps those years |
Religion / Re: Doctor Prays Over Dead Patient, Raises Him From The Dead by danswagz(m): 9:45pm On Sep 29, 2013 |
Okija_juju: Meaning the guy was never dead...why are u d dumbest person?,becos u just heard dat part of the bible today.lazarus was dead for few daiz,and jesus brought him back 2 life,so stop spit sh**t 4rom ur mouth, |
Celebrities / Re: Kim Furious As She Discovers Flirty Texts To Rihanna On Kanye's Secret Phone by danswagz(m): 2:15pm On Sep 24, 2013 |
lie go kill u |
Education / Neco Result by danswagz(m): 3:43pm On Sep 19, 2013 |
Neco result is out oh,pls front page.check mynecoexams.com/result |
Business / Re: Folorunsho Alakija, Missing From Forbes List Of 21 Richest Nigerians by danswagz(m): 6:09pm On Sep 16, 2013 |
musiwa1a: forbes did not release an list on their website when i check . it is nairaland 419 people again.that list cant be right. where is arik owner on the list.guy jim ovia is from delta state,precisely agbor,so group him in the eastern block,bt dis guy, elumelu of uba is no were 2 b found on dat list, |
Politics / Re: Buhari Versus Buhari by danswagz(m): 10:53am On Sep 11, 2013 |
Who is this dick rider called ledeface,apc don give u moni abi,how do you know buhari is the rite person,this is the first time a southerner is in office,why cant u let d guy be,he is trying the little way he can,you are just hating on him,mind you,i dnt know jona or i dnt gain anything 4rm him,let him finish his ternor,and let his work speak 4 him, |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerians & Guns! by danswagz(m): 6:57pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
Dis shows dat end time is near,so na end time tinz oh |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: My E-crush On Adaobi123 by danswagz(m): 6:09pm On Sep 01, 2013 |
I dnt usualy comment,bt dis gat me rolin on d floor,lil durk abi wetin be ur name,u don see am b4,adaobi head don swell,singing in iyanya's voice(u dey my head swell)lwkmd |
Romance / Re: LESBIAN Needs Help by danswagz(m): 1:39pm On Jul 28, 2013 |
ITbomb: Invite ur friend and her friend to a 3some and fvrk the lesbian outta themthats what we call 'menage' |
Romance / Re: Why Cant I Fall Inlove With White Guys? by danswagz(m): 7:40pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
Hezron Lorraine: why think of miller,the dude is queer.just saying oh.vacates thread.i heard he's gay,dnt know,i stand to be korected |
Music/Radio / Re: Jay-Z 's Magna Carta Holy Grail To Be Released On July 4th by danswagz(m): 4:28pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
daminho: i dey raff....kanye west album was released some days back and i have it on my laptop, who is jay z and samsung galaxy, so far it is online...trust me ,,,daminho gon have it, ARE WE PLAYING HERE...follow on instagram jooor #justdaminhoyeezy said whoever released d track b4 time is gonna be fished out and sued,but d album is just 2 lame 4 my liking,am d*** riding born sinner by j cole |
Music/Radio / Re: Jay-Z 's Magna Carta Holy Grail To Be Released On July 4th by danswagz(m): 3:11pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
PBundles:all am sayin is he just made 5mill from samsung even if the album is nt out yet.samsung bout 1mill units @ d rate 5$ |
Music/Radio / Re: Jay-Z 's Magna Carta Holy Grail To Be Released On July 4th by danswagz(m): 2:16pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
ultimateballer: Every time they think they got me, I switch the plan up.yu gon learn today, 1 Like |
Music/Radio / Re: Jay-Z 's Magna Carta Holy Grail To Be Released On July 4th by danswagz(m): 2:11pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
tivta: Wow. $20million paid to jayz by samsung for this deal. Wow.dats a lie,1milla times 5,wich is 5milla dolls,each cost 5$,yu dig |
Music/Radio / Re: D'banj Ft Big Sean & Snoop Lion - Blame It On The Money by danswagz(m): 8:52pm On Jun 13, 2013 |
When i heard d leak version of it i said this is b.s,i dont know which genre dapo dey oh When i heard d leak version of it i said this is b.s,i dont know which genre dapo dey oh When i heard d leak version of it i said this is b.s,i dont know which genre dapo dey oh |
Romance / Re: Really Liked A Naija (yoruba) Girl And Regret Not Doing Anything (i'm Oyinbo) by danswagz(m): 12:06pm On Jun 05, 2013 |
TrickofTech: guy ur lie no be here oh,chai see as dis guy just they lie 4 here and some people are so gullible as f**k,nairalanders pls as braniacs go through all the post of this guy and tell me if dis luks like wat a so called (oyinbo)wuld for you Op kip up d lie sh**t u ve got,insuch from today ur name na 'lion of the tribe of nairaland'.if u say u dont use N word,we go use the 'C' word for you,CRACKER,smh and Lol 1 Like 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: Do You Still Spit On Your Urine? by danswagz(m): 6:25am On Jun 05, 2013 |
Wtf,dis makes me want to puke,hmmm 'runs from thread'its stinks |
Politics / Re: Several Gun Shots In Onitsha by danswagz(m): 12:19pm On Jun 04, 2013 |
eduson33: neurotic society! lauryn hill |
Politics / Re: N10M Ransom Paid For Okonjo-Iweala’s Mother - Vanguard by danswagz(m): 10:10pm On Dec 14, 2012 |
i tink diz d real shit |
Politics / Re: EFCC arrests Former Deputy Speaker Usman Nafada by danswagz(m): 3:02pm On Jun 13, 2011 |
Partners in crime.but all dis tins are 4 formality,at d end of the day they are not jailed.i ve never seen a gov, house of rep,senator or presido jailed in naija,i stand to be corected |
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