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Family / Re: Suitors Now Prefer Our Maids For Marriage To Our Daughters by danyexcel: 11:36am On Jan 16, 2021
Reminds me of the Cinderella animation storyline
Family / Re: Man Catches His Wife Sleeping With Another Man; Takes A Selfie With Them (Pix) by danyexcel: 8:02pm On Jan 13, 2021
I been dwy reason to settle down this year as per say pepe don rest but. I have to change my mind. Marriage is gradually becoming a nightmare
Health / Pls What Is The Cause Of Watery Sperm by danyexcel: 12:34pm On May 21, 2020
Pls is there any lasting solution to watery sperm and low libido
Romance / Re: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by danyexcel: 1:25pm On Mar 17, 2020
Y is always women? Ive had a gairl who whith all seriousness confessed to me of being a blind witch. Latter insisted that i marry her. That she can make me get all i want in life. I discharge at the speed of light

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Politics / Re: The New War Against Africa’s Christians - Wall Street Journal by danyexcel: 4:46pm On Dec 22, 2019
Nigerianization:


But the late ISIS leader Al Baghdadi had PhD in Islamic studies.


The problem is they are so brainwashed and sentimental that if a terrorist is killed then a brother is lost to jihad. But if they are caught doing the any of those evils supported by their evil religion then they twist the whole thing and say shit like this is not an Islamic act or he is not true muslim and all that.
Technology Market / Where Can I Get Replacement Remote Control For Grundig LED TV by danyexcel: 1:41am On Sep 23, 2019
The brand is 40 VLE 5420 BG
Romance / Re: Compare Celine Dion 50+ And Joyce Meyer 70+ by danyexcel: 4:53pm On Jul 21, 2019
catwalq:
How does religion factor in their looks for heaven's sake?

Canal minds. Can never understand the things of the spirit. See my daddy Oyedepo?

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Health / Re: Muslims Panic After Thousands Of Black Insects Invade Mecca by danyexcel: 7:43pm On Jun 07, 2019
Seems like a plague similar to the one of the Egyptians back in the days.

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Romance / Re: How Much Should A Man Earn Monthly Before Considering Marriage? by danyexcel: 12:45pm On Jun 02, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
Like 500K is ideal. Last last 300K. I did not come to this life to suffer.

When is my Ned Nwoko arriving naw? sad

Guyz Guyz let's keep fucking around even celebrities with their millions only gi for baby mamas why strap yourself in the bondage of matrimony. Remember their are many girls to be bleeped varieties are the spice of life

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Start This Business That Will Change Your Life by danyexcel: 7:13pm On May 06, 2019
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Politics / Armed Robbery And Kidnapping Will Become More Lucrative In The Next 4years by danyexcel: 8:07am On Mar 13, 2019
I don't expect any fool to ask me about this. Cause the handwriting is on the wall. But the cowards may cause increased suicide rate too. Incresed prostitution etc. Bois must chop
Politics / Re: Could This Message Circulating On Whatsapp Be True? by danyexcel: 11:49pm On Mar 12, 2019
This is the real deal.
EL-RUFAI NEW LAWS
* In Kaduna you cannot preach without license
* Every preacher will have to go and get ONLY one year
license (renewable every year). That is, you must always
preach without an expired license or you risk 2 years
imprisonment.
* If you invite any external preacher (i.e. preacher outside
kaduna state), such a person must be licensed for the
duration of his/her stay and the body issuing the license has
the right to reject external preacher they feel is not qualify
to preach in Kaduna state.
* Every preacher who want to be licensed will appear before
a screening committee. If he/she scales through, he/she will
only be given licensed for one year.
* The law criminalizes the use of CDS, Flash Drive and other
communication gadgets except in religious building or inside
your house.
* That means, you will be arrested for listening to preaching
or religious music inside your cars or in any open place
except in your house or religious building.
* If you preach without license, you are guilty of offense
punishable with 2 years imprisonment or a fine of 200,000.
You can’t use microphone in your church after 8pm you are
guilty of offense punishable with 2 years’ imprisonment or a
fine of 200,000.
* Since all preaching must be done within a building, it
means public evangelism will be criminalized. Those who
preach early morning, known by some as morning cry and
preaching inside bus if arrested will be fined N200,000.
* This could also means, people will not be allowed to go
out for evangelism on streets or move with vehicles with
address systems to advertise their programs. Pls don't let's relent in our prayers , this man is an anti christ.

Although i share and appreciate your Islamophobic interest

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Politics / Re: Is The 2019 Election An Improvement On That Of 2015 Election? by danyexcel: 4:32pm On Mar 12, 2019
These elections represent the level of Jonathan's integrity and that of buhari. Jonathan never made noise on integrity but he is better off than this noise maker and his inec footsoldiers
Politics / Kano State Plonged Into Wild Celebration. Setting Apc Posters Ablaze by danyexcel: 10:31pm On Mar 11, 2019
Kano, bauchi once states buhari can comfortably go and feel at home. Have suddenly become a different place same to kaduna if not for that midget that rigged the election. I keep praying anybody that voted buhari wil reap the consequences of their foolishness. But for those that did otherwise God shall vindicate them from the expected calamity. RIP to those killed in kaduna to mark the celebration of APCs claimed victory in the state

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Religion / Pls Whats The Meaning Of ASLIM TASLIM by danyexcel: 6:05am On Mar 02, 2019
Anybody with insight about this term
Religion / Re: Hmmmm Lets Beware Of Islam Ohhh by danyexcel: 10:49pm On Feb 24, 2019
Empiree:
Did military complain?. Has hijab affected their job?. when you get sense let us know.
you are not in my league. Certainly not your type deserves my attention
Religion / Re: Hmmmm Lets Beware Of Islam Ohhh by danyexcel: 9:49pm On Feb 24, 2019
Empiree:
address subject matter and stop being silly over typo error. I use Android to type and post error texts unnoticed most of the time.

So now address the subject.

The whole scene shows how muslims tend to exhibit diviant attitudes and sametime hide under the canopy of their religion that encourages mischief.
Meanwhile is that our military dress code? What has beret gats to do with Christianity?
And finally do you remember muslim law students trying at a point to change the dress code of the profession? And finally the unilorin staff school case? What do you have to say. Its always the so called religion of peace trying to cause discord in any peaceful settings. Wake up and stop being moronic. Just an advice
Religion / Re: Anyone With Idea Of Where And How To Get Creepy And Mystical Ebooks by danyexcel: 9:33pm On Feb 24, 2019
satelliteDISH:
Wake up in your room and do a vigil. Declare that you are now a servant of Satan. Tell Satan that you have given him your soul forever. Then use a knife to cut yourself and sprinkle your blood to the ground.

After this ask Satan to give u mystical books. Then close your eyes. When you open your eyes, your will see a million prints by your side.

I hope this advice will help your LOST Soul.

Sounds like u ever did thesame. U must be a fellow disciple
Religion / Anyone With Idea Of Where And How To Get Creepy And Mystical Ebooks by danyexcel: 8:57pm On Feb 24, 2019
Anyone with idea of where and how to get creepy and mystical ebooks
Religion / Re: Hmmmm Lets Beware Of Islam Ohhh by danyexcel: 8:45pm On Feb 24, 2019
Empiree:
So is it safe to say beret they wear is indication of christianization of Nigeria?. I didn't know quality of education in Nigeria has stopped so low. The way you think baffles me.

Here are Muslim women in US military. I guess they wanna islamise US, right?

Indeed education STOPPED so low. I can see how educated you are. grin
Empiree:
So is it safe to say beret they wear is indication of christianization of Nigeria?. I didn't know quality of education in Nigeria has stopped so low. The way you think baffles me.

Here are Muslim women in US military. I guess they wanna islamise US, right?

Indeed education STOPPED so low. I can see how educated you are. slowpoke
Religion / Re: "ONLINE DELIVERANCE WITH THE GOD OF ELIJAH"- by danyexcel: 5:07pm On Feb 24, 2019
Austynodv:
Please print out the RPP sheet first before beginning the prayers

What does it mean to always see snakes in dream. Or always about to travel in dream
Religion / Re: Be Patient When You Experience Delay! God Will Make Everything Beautiful In His by danyexcel: 4:20pm On Feb 24, 2019
Lovelash:
We live in an era where everything has been time-lined according to human time and human wisdom, knowledge, and understanding. The human time is counted by the clock that reads in seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years. Human’s timelining is good to a certain extent in that it helps one to plan certain things ahead and work towards achieving them. However, true life experiences have shown that things don’t always work out for everybody according to human timeline allotted to them and like other things in life, they are subject to change. Some things happen as scheduled, some happen earlier than scheduled, some happened latter while some happen very late. This is due to the fact that life’s timeline does not work based on human’s timeline but according to God’s timing based on His plans and purpose for individuals and with eternity as the expected end, Jeremiah 29:11. God’s timing just like everything about Him is far different from ours, Isaiah 55:8-9. A lack of understanding of the difference between the human timeline and God’s life timeline is one of many causes of increase in depression and suicide among the youths owing to their failure to achieve certain things at the time they had planned for them.

Life’s timeline for every living thing and individual is determined by God and remain a mystery to man, Ecclesiastes 3:11; Acts 17:26. We can plan the timing for certain things to be accomplished based on human time but such things would happen only at God’s appointed time for them. Life’s timeline is outside man’s determination and control. Worthy of note is that God’s time for anything can never be altered, be late or too early, it is always exact! When it is God’s time for something, such things come easy and effortless and beautiful.

God’s timing for every human is not universal like the human-made clock. It varies for each individual. As humans differ from one person to another so also is our life’s clock and timeline. We start the journey of our lives differently and everyone has his or her own timeline to achieve certain things or attain certain statures. Everything happens according to our time and purpose, Ecclesiastes 3. We are in the world for different purposes. What I am saying, in essence, is that each individual has his own unique clock/timeline and operates on a timeline different from others in different areas of his/her life. It is possible that in certain areas of our lives, one’s life timeline may tally with those of our age-mates/friends, family and at other times one’s timeline may fall short/behind others; or at other times it might be faster than others. Whichever way it is, accept it!

It is worthy to note that the time certain things happens is one’s life is not as a result of one’s power but the workings of God – the perfect, accurate life’s timekeeper who keeps time and ensures everything happens as timed by Him.

Looking around, you would see some people who achieved everything early in life; that is their time. Others may experience serious delays in life; that is their time as well. Some graduated from the university early but have a delay in getting a job, whereas some who experienced delay in getting admission into the university graduated and got a job immediately. Some married at an early age but couldn’t bear children until later in their life. Whereas, we have seen those who married late and conceived almost immediately.

If your life’s timeline favors you, please don’t mock those who seemed to be lagging behind. Don’t compare other people’s time to achieving success with your own, because everyone has his/her own destiny. There is time and purpose for everything on earth. Face your own life and don’t let anyone destroy you with another person’s timeline or their own timeline. At the appointed time everything will take shape its proper shape. So don’t get depressed because you have not achieved what your peers or mates have achieved. No hurry in life.

Also, note that some things are meant to come earlier than we have planned, so don’t insist on achieving certain things before doing other things that God brings your way. For example, God may impress it in your heart to build a house while all you wanted is to further your education. Once all the provisions to build the house is there, go ahead and build the house, it is the time and it might be the only time for you to do it in your lifetime. Embrace all situations as it comes. To know that the time for a particular thing has come, everything concerning it would come easy and with little stress. Everything would work out perfectly well. So, do things as they are presented to you.

You should exercise patience at all times. Some, due to many years of waiting become so frustrated, impatient and went ahead to commit suicide while at the edge of their breakthrough. Impatience was what made King Saul make the sacrifice he was not supposed to make and he lost the throne. If having satisfied yourself that you have done the needful/rightful things and delay comes across your way, the best thing in to accept the situation and keep yourself occupied doing something worthwhile until your time comes. Delay is not denial! Therefore, it is not a time to brood over your situation or be heartbroken or involve in self-condemnation or blame/accuse others. Your time would surely come. Experiencing delays in life does not imply you are a failure or that our mates are better than you. It is a matter of your life’s timeline which is beyond your control. Your own time would come, be patient. Don’t cut corners because you want to achieve certain things else you would mess up your life, rather seek God’s face because He alone can change the time.

I learned a great lesson of the goodness and beauty of God’s time while seeking admission into the university for my last child. He is a brilliant boy and had wanted to study medicine at the university. He had distinctions in all his papers in WAEC. His result was the best recorded in the immediate family and we were confident he would have no problem gaining admission into the university. By our calculations, he would become a qualified medical doctor before his 23rd birthday. But, we were wrong! He couldn’t gain admission in the first year, and also in the second year, despite his high scores in JAMB and POST UTME exams. It was not a case of being given another course; he was not even offered admission at all. It was really frustrating seeing his mates who were not as brilliant all getting admission into the universities. We waited and kept praying. I even attempted seeking admission for him into one of the Private universities despite knowing I wasn’t buoyant enough to send him to one all to no avail.

One day, into the third year of waiting, a friend of mine called and asked after the welfare of my kids. In the course of our discussion, I mentioned his inability to get admitted into the University. My friend couldn’t believe my son had not been offered admission at all both in the private and public universities he had applied for with his result. He then asked, “why not send him abroad to study?” And I replied with which money? He then suggested, “let him apply for a scholarship.” I laughed hard at his suggestion saying, “Have you forgotten we are in Nigeria where scholarships are given based on who you know and not by merit? He told me to give it a try. I responded that I did not even know of any scholarship website and he promised to send me a list. He immediately sent me one with the promise to send others later.

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GOD LOVES YOU AND SO DO I!

God bless you. So so true
Religion / Re: Hmmmm Lets Beware Of Islam Ohhh by danyexcel: 4:07pm On Feb 24, 2019
iamgenius:
And how does that affect her duty?


The problem is they always start the smallest thing that will brew great problem and they don't see it coming. Remember the hijab uniform for ilorin school sometimes back? That was how it all started
Religion / Re: Hmmmm Lets Beware Of Islam Ohhh by danyexcel: 12:42pm On Feb 24, 2019
Avast:

You should have tried to take the shot of your life.
Another terrorist spoted.

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Religion / Hmmmm Lets Beware Of Islam Ohhh by danyexcel: 12:20pm On Feb 24, 2019
Saw a military woman wearing a hijab on her comoflage outfit and it got me wondering if our military have not been islamised. Its unfortunate that i wasn't opportuned to snap and upload her picx here.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Who Calls Herself 'the World's Greatest Nudist' Celebrates 23rd by danyexcel: 4:26pm On Feb 22, 2019
If you born woman u never born pikin oh
Politics / Re: El-Rufai's Body Bag Threat And Response From International Criminal Court (Video by danyexcel: 2:47am On Feb 08, 2019
CodeTemplar:
We are already seeing a refuge situation in Nigeria whereby Northerners support Boko Haram ( anti- western education) but run to people practicing same western education for help with resource and knowledge. NYSC is example. We have a shameless north that is happy to ignore her potential in favour of Abuja stipends but hate the majority owner of the Abuja stipends and the likes of El Rufa are at the fore front of this paradoxical hatred pattern.

Bros no need to dey answer that fool. We all know that northerners and worststill their islamic doctrines is the only problem we have in Nigeria

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Crime / Re: Wife Of Airforce Commodore Attacks Soldier With Machete In Port-Harcourt. Photo by danyexcel: 7:08am On Feb 03, 2019
Raiders:
not really, if it was in the US, the soldier would have sacked from the military and arrested for assault and child abuse for flogging the woman's daughter. the soldier has no right to flog someones daughter we are not in the 80s or 90s
In case you don't know military schools are known for decipline. What is 80s or 90s are these kids of nowadays better off. Spare the rod and spoil the child i hope its not too difficult to understand.

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Politics / Re: See The Niger Republic President Campaign Vehicle That Got People Talking by danyexcel: 12:52am On Feb 03, 2019
alhassanyusuf29:
What is the difference between prostitution/ritual and south easterners?

The difference is some are parasit and they are all potential terrorists, while the others are creative, freedom loving people.

Pls no expression of painment, as no name or region mentioned but if you know you know

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Politics / Re: Buhari Orders NNPC To Extend Exploration To Six Basins (names) by danyexcel: 12:34am On Feb 03, 2019
intergral:
Stop being bitter... I am currently a contract staff in the drilling process and oil has been found in Alkaleri of Bauchi state... Secondly lemme give you the raw truth, even if atiku will be given extra 2 million votes he can't win buhari... Apart from the crowd you see in his campaign from each states in the North there are still millions like me waiting to for Feb 16th to vote and we don't goto campaigns or neither do we shout online... I am from Adamawa State and if you see any Adamawa person that likes atiku just know that the person is either a Christian or his family is into politics and PDP to be precise.... I am not God so I can't tell you if he will win in Adamawa but incase you see that Atiku loose in his states, let it not come as a surprise to you!... Simple defeat your pastors cannot live with, simply because most of them said he will not win and he won, it has now turn into a must hate figure... Continue hating let's see where it will take y'ol... And if ya pastors still said to y'ol that their god told them that Buhari will loose then if he wins, just know that buhari is greater than your so called god for the second time... An empty drum speaks louder!!!
Wasted sperm frm irresponsible drinkerd of a parent seeking attention. Potential suicide bomber

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Crime / Re: Wife Of Airforce Commodore Attacks Soldier With Machete In Port-Harcourt. Photo by danyexcel: 6:07pm On Feb 02, 2019
I quess he was still saluting her while she was butchering him. See his hands? Military regimented lifestyle is pathetic cry cry cry

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