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Family / Re: Suitors Now Prefer Our Maids For Marriage To Our Daughters by danyexcel: 11:36am On Jan 16, 2021 |
Reminds me of the Cinderella animation storyline |
Family / Re: Man Catches His Wife Sleeping With Another Man; Takes A Selfie With Them (Pix) by danyexcel: 8:02pm On Jan 13, 2021 |
I been dwy reason to settle down this year as per say pepe don rest but. I have to change my mind. Marriage is gradually becoming a nightmare |
Health / Pls What Is The Cause Of Watery Sperm by danyexcel: 12:34pm On May 21, 2020 |
Pls is there any lasting solution to watery sperm and low libido |
Romance / Re: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by danyexcel: 1:25pm On Mar 17, 2020 |
Y is always women? Ive had a gairl who whith all seriousness confessed to me of being a blind witch. Latter insisted that i marry her. That she can make me get all i want in life. I discharge at the speed of light 21 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: The New War Against Africa’s Christians - Wall Street Journal by danyexcel: 4:46pm On Dec 22, 2019 |
Nigerianization: The problem is they are so brainwashed and sentimental that if a terrorist is killed then a brother is lost to jihad. But if they are caught doing the any of those evils supported by their evil religion then they twist the whole thing and say shit like this is not an Islamic act or he is not true muslim and all that. |
Technology Market / Where Can I Get Replacement Remote Control For Grundig LED TV by danyexcel: 1:41am On Sep 23, 2019 |
The brand is 40 VLE 5420 BG |
Romance / Re: Compare Celine Dion 50+ And Joyce Meyer 70+ by danyexcel: 4:53pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
catwalq: Canal minds. Can never understand the things of the spirit. See my daddy Oyedepo? 1 Like |
Health / Re: Muslims Panic After Thousands Of Black Insects Invade Mecca by danyexcel: 7:43pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
Seems like a plague similar to the one of the Egyptians back in the days. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Much Should A Man Earn Monthly Before Considering Marriage? by danyexcel: 12:45pm On Jun 02, 2019 |
UyaiIncomparabl: Guyz Guyz let's keep fucking around even celebrities with their millions only gi for baby mamas why strap yourself in the bondage of matrimony. Remember their are many girls to be bleeped varieties are the spice of life 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Start This Business That Will Change Your Life by danyexcel: 7:13pm On May 06, 2019 |
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Politics / Armed Robbery And Kidnapping Will Become More Lucrative In The Next 4years by danyexcel: 8:07am On Mar 13, 2019 |
I don't expect any fool to ask me about this. Cause the handwriting is on the wall. But the cowards may cause increased suicide rate too. Incresed prostitution etc. Bois must chop |
Politics / Re: Could This Message Circulating On Whatsapp Be True? by danyexcel: 11:49pm On Mar 12, 2019 |
This is the real deal. EL-RUFAI NEW LAWS * In Kaduna you cannot preach without license * Every preacher will have to go and get ONLY one year license (renewable every year). That is, you must always preach without an expired license or you risk 2 years imprisonment. * If you invite any external preacher (i.e. preacher outside kaduna state), such a person must be licensed for the duration of his/her stay and the body issuing the license has the right to reject external preacher they feel is not qualify to preach in Kaduna state. * Every preacher who want to be licensed will appear before a screening committee. If he/she scales through, he/she will only be given licensed for one year. * The law criminalizes the use of CDS, Flash Drive and other communication gadgets except in religious building or inside your house. * That means, you will be arrested for listening to preaching or religious music inside your cars or in any open place except in your house or religious building. * If you preach without license, you are guilty of offense punishable with 2 years imprisonment or a fine of 200,000. You can’t use microphone in your church after 8pm you are guilty of offense punishable with 2 years’ imprisonment or a fine of 200,000. * Since all preaching must be done within a building, it means public evangelism will be criminalized. Those who preach early morning, known by some as morning cry and preaching inside bus if arrested will be fined N200,000. * This could also means, people will not be allowed to go out for evangelism on streets or move with vehicles with address systems to advertise their programs. Pls don't let's relent in our prayers , this man is an anti christ. Although i share and appreciate your Islamophobic interest 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Is The 2019 Election An Improvement On That Of 2015 Election? by danyexcel: 4:32pm On Mar 12, 2019 |
These elections represent the level of Jonathan's integrity and that of buhari. Jonathan never made noise on integrity but he is better off than this noise maker and his inec footsoldiers |
Politics / Kano State Plonged Into Wild Celebration. Setting Apc Posters Ablaze by danyexcel: 10:31pm On Mar 11, 2019 |
Kano, bauchi once states buhari can comfortably go and feel at home. Have suddenly become a different place same to kaduna if not for that midget that rigged the election. I keep praying anybody that voted buhari wil reap the consequences of their foolishness. But for those that did otherwise God shall vindicate them from the expected calamity. RIP to those killed in kaduna to mark the celebration of APCs claimed victory in the state 1 Like |
Religion / Pls Whats The Meaning Of ASLIM TASLIM by danyexcel: 6:05am On Mar 02, 2019 |
Anybody with insight about this term |
Religion / Re: Hmmmm Lets Beware Of Islam Ohhh by danyexcel: 10:49pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
Empiree:you are not in my league. Certainly not your type deserves my attention |
Religion / Re: Hmmmm Lets Beware Of Islam Ohhh by danyexcel: 9:49pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
Empiree: The whole scene shows how muslims tend to exhibit diviant attitudes and sametime hide under the canopy of their religion that encourages mischief. Meanwhile is that our military dress code? What has beret gats to do with Christianity? And finally do you remember muslim law students trying at a point to change the dress code of the profession? And finally the unilorin staff school case? What do you have to say. Its always the so called religion of peace trying to cause discord in any peaceful settings. Wake up and stop being moronic. Just an advice |
Religion / Re: Anyone With Idea Of Where And How To Get Creepy And Mystical Ebooks by danyexcel: 9:33pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
satelliteDISH: Sounds like u ever did thesame. U must be a fellow disciple |
Religion / Anyone With Idea Of Where And How To Get Creepy And Mystical Ebooks by danyexcel: 8:57pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
Anyone with idea of where and how to get creepy and mystical ebooks |
Religion / Re: Hmmmm Lets Beware Of Islam Ohhh by danyexcel: 8:45pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
Empiree: Indeed education STOPPED so low. I can see how educated you are. Empiree: Indeed education STOPPED so low. I can see how educated you are. slowpoke |
Religion / Re: "ONLINE DELIVERANCE WITH THE GOD OF ELIJAH"- by danyexcel: 5:07pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
Austynodv: What does it mean to always see snakes in dream. Or always about to travel in dream |
Religion / Re: Be Patient When You Experience Delay! God Will Make Everything Beautiful In His by danyexcel: 4:20pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
Lovelash: God bless you. So so true |
Religion / Re: Hmmmm Lets Beware Of Islam Ohhh by danyexcel: 4:07pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
iamgenius: The problem is they always start the smallest thing that will brew great problem and they don't see it coming. Remember the hijab uniform for ilorin school sometimes back? That was how it all started |
Religion / Re: Hmmmm Lets Beware Of Islam Ohhh by danyexcel: 12:42pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
Avast:Another terrorist spoted. 2 Likes |
Religion / Hmmmm Lets Beware Of Islam Ohhh by danyexcel: 12:20pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
Saw a military woman wearing a hijab on her comoflage outfit and it got me wondering if our military have not been islamised. Its unfortunate that i wasn't opportuned to snap and upload her picx here. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Who Calls Herself 'the World's Greatest Nudist' Celebrates 23rd by danyexcel: 4:26pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
If you born woman u never born pikin oh |
Politics / Re: El-Rufai's Body Bag Threat And Response From International Criminal Court (Video by danyexcel: 2:47am On Feb 08, 2019 |
CodeTemplar: Bros no need to dey answer that fool. We all know that northerners and worststill their islamic doctrines is the only problem we have in Nigeria 85 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Wife Of Airforce Commodore Attacks Soldier With Machete In Port-Harcourt. Photo by danyexcel: 7:08am On Feb 03, 2019 |
Raiders:In case you don't know military schools are known for decipline. What is 80s or 90s are these kids of nowadays better off. Spare the rod and spoil the child i hope its not too difficult to understand. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: See The Niger Republic President Campaign Vehicle That Got People Talking by danyexcel: 12:52am On Feb 03, 2019 |
alhassanyusuf29: The difference is some are parasit and they are all potential terrorists, while the others are creative, freedom loving people. Pls no expression of painment, as no name or region mentioned but if you know you know 2 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Buhari Orders NNPC To Extend Exploration To Six Basins (names) by danyexcel: 12:34am On Feb 03, 2019 |
intergral:Wasted sperm frm irresponsible drinkerd of a parent seeking attention. Potential suicide bomber 6 Likes |
Crime / Re: Wife Of Airforce Commodore Attacks Soldier With Machete In Port-Harcourt. Photo by danyexcel: 6:07pm On Feb 02, 2019 |
I quess he was still saluting her while she was butchering him. See his hands? Military regimented lifestyle is pathetic 33 Likes 1 Share |
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