Uchesis:
But what does she bring to the table before she gets pregnant??





....still the pússy

What's missing from your table ? And where exactly is the table ? Give me an answer

Highman56:

Nice share d personal ones nobody knows u offline

Who told you noone knows me ? I have friends here

judatech:
What do you offer a man that does not want a child?

Make who want am come collect am

RedMac:
You see in this life ennn... You must surely meet a replica of whom you are, either through ur personality, likes, character ...

If as a man u have nothing to bring to the table, how then do u expect to meet a woman who will bring something to the table...

I can't send a clap emoji on nairaland , but I'm clapping , in a sentence you finished the topic

bastardmod:



You're asking me why men don't fight off seduction...why don't women fight off rape?

Nonsense

Overall female education has not contributed positively to the world

Eeeeeew what did I just read tueh

samiabigail:
So I asked this question on FB couple of hours
ago and it got everyone mad with romantic and
erotic answers.


The question was “Mention one instruction women obey
from a men without delay”.



Ómó if you see comment, you go mad.


Well, I decided to bring it down here for Nairalanders to
follow chook mouth for the matter. What instructions do
your girlfriend or wife obey without delay?

Mentioned One Instruction Women Obey From
Men Without Delay or Argument


Drop your comment below

"EVERYBODY LIE DOWN , IF YOU MOVE I SHOOT YOU"

me I have pride I used to do shakara before I send akant details because as you all know I'm a busy career woman I can pay my bills and pay your salary join

illicit:
Hell me answer d door, tell her I am not around....

We've got a winner !!!!!!

Elliot2:
Can I talk to you, Lady?

Yes you can

BigBashiru:


this is because you a conforming to societal expectations. you can hv a wedding for 30k. you must not invite ppl... then on the 1st year anniversary or 5 year anniversary you can do a big anniversary. if ur gurl want a big wedding then tell her to bring moni

What you typed is my biggest fear

2braithe:


Soapy master!!
Your dominant hand go don develop big muscles.Your prick skin go don peel

Eweeeeeey �

czarr:
Women too like food no be lie. Especially food wey dem no use their money buy.

Yes oh , anytime I want to use my money and buy shawarma , my chest used to pain me , is like I want to vomit , I don't know why Sha�

Islandlady:
Being a lady with standard and an independent lady will save you from a lot of embarrassment!

A lady who can't buy her cream or pay for the money of her hair, don't need a relationship but a job and self actualization

A lady who can't buy a birthday gift for her partner but ready to offer just sex doesn't worth keeping a man

As a lady, you should learn how to be rich yourself. Set your standards!

Don't be an entitlement
And don't think sex is enough reason he is entitled to your needs because sex is a mutual act that both partner enjoys

If you're an entitlement to your boyfriend for all your needs, and he provides them for you unlimited, think about when the relationship will ends.
You will just go back to trenches and join the sub for me and urgent 2k geng

Rich when dating and poor when single!
Think about it

Guys check my previous trend for your own advise!

Iyawo island
The Lions are starved and they are coming for you
I know what you want to say but you didn't put it well

Jeon:
aviod relationship it is good for ur health..
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT OTHERS, BUT IT'S GOOD FOR ME..
NO STRESS

NO EMBARRASSMENT

NO THOUGHTZ OF IMPRESSING SOMEONE

NO THOUGHTS OF KEEPING UP WITH SOMEONE STANDARDS

NO THOUGHTS OF SOMEONE MAYBE CHEATING ON YOU.

FREE SPACE

FREEDOM

FREE FROM PHONE CALLS [I HATE THAT SHITZ ]

SINGLE IS LIFE...

Please I'm in the front of your back
Freedom unlimited

Onyiiobi7735:
I pity any woman foolish enough to date a man who has no source of income.Because such men soft turn out to be obligate parasites on the woman,sucking her financial blood.
Being handsome like water spirit or having a dick bigger than the green anaconda is nothing if the man is jobless.They must be matched with productivity in every vital atom of the word.
Moreover, such men can often be turned to houseboys and slaves by the woman.

Some people will come and tell you that you're brokeshaming men , that just coz he's broke and unemployed doesn't mean he can't love , no normal man can truly love without being able to provide for himself and for the people he loves

Nollywood often glamorize this toxic "grass to grace " storyline , where a young girl turns down all the rich suitors for the uneducated , jobless palm wine tapper and then boom , he comes to her house with the latest Mercedes, 5 years after going to the city and then they get married and she moves into his mansion and blah blah blah

bmdmix11:
Either loose my beards before she thinks about it.

I told her not to worry.


God knows if i say okay nah just say i wan fuk waka, but it's best i walk away, ladies like this go tell u when and how to sleep for nite

I actually prefer dudes with beards

Lalami3232:
Make I dey serious with you bros. She no tell you anything bad, she was just been honest with you. We all get wetin we dey like for our partners. I no fit date a babe wey no dey barb hair. Do you know why? I love ladies on lowcut because dem dey look natural and more sexy for eye. If I date a babe wey no dey barb hair, I won't be faithful to her because those wey dey barb hair go dey make my heart dey scattered. So she no tell you anything bad, she was just been plain and truthful with you. Such babes eeh, dem go hardly cheat on you. But one more question sef, how clean and neatly carved is your beards? Even me as a guy dey spit when I see some guys beards.


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "instead of you to do yahoo, go learn programming and thank me later"

Uncle just say you don't want to be billed for hair , a woman's hair is her pride oh , in fact I wanted to go into Navy until I heard I have to shave my hair , abort mission!!!!!

Sergio103:
What are our girls evolving into

FIRST class trash

ESenthusiast:


No not all. Neither geographically nor culturally.

Okay thank you
Made any friends here yet?

Badboibipo:
The easiest way to get any single girl on earth is to appear fancy and she’s sold! There is not a female born of another female on earth that can resist fancy things. Anything that looks good on the outside even if it’s rotten inside every girl will immediately fall for it, it’s like a hook to the mouth of a fish, it falls for the trap every single time! I don’t really understand why women are wired like this, I intentionally just look fancy at times to see female reactions and it’s the same every single time and from every single female I come across.

This is a very wrong mentality to get a good man, very wrong. Most men will deceive you ladies like this, stop being obsessed with what people display in front of you..most times it’s not even real. There is almost no girl that will give a chance to a man poorly dressed to talk to her, even if he’s a billionaire and very kind they won’t know because he didn’t come to them looking fancy and expensive so they will immediately sound rude to him.
There are good men out there, and a lot of women have missed the chance to meet them because they didn’t appear dashing and perfect. the problem is that these girls can’t see beyond flashy cars and expensive clothes, and perfect skin and perfect everything....all of which in most cases is fake and a means to sleep with them.

But coconut head female gender won’t listen anyway, later they will start going to church programs praying for the same good men they already met over and over again.

Oya sorry don't cry , we will inform them to start liking nonsense from now on , preferably mad men or roadside beggars , instead of fine clothes we're going to wear rags and we're going to look out for guys with rough skin that are poorly dressed

lexy20I4:
The man's gameplan is to keep you at his tail, he loves that attention,he wants to feel like he's the price to her in the situation! undecided
That gameplan is NOT for you, i repeat; ITS NOT FOR YOU!!

You are better than that, no man is worth your emotional, psychological and physical stress, just make sure that through out the whole process, you have always put youself first before considering him and you will be fine i promise.

If you go to him for the first time and he's acting all stupid, just turn around and move like nothing even happened.
If he cheats on you and you find out, don't show any form of emotional outburst, just act like its a normal thing and move on!
Many experiences show that men would get psychologically attacked when you act like that, because you made him feel like he was not worth anything much from the start and like you had better options but you just considered him.
Directed to the female in the house.

This is actually very true , I was always the one getting hurt before and then I got used to it , I just started going with the flow
Last ex came to me , cute and everything said he wanted me , he got me and all of a sudden , he didn't pick my calls anymore , didn't call or text , lied about where he was when I was seeing him at a different place , cheated on me a lot but I acted like I was dumb , I was always happy around him , he didn't even know that I knew everything coz I actually did not care and I did not want to address it , I believed at the time he didn't know what he wanted and maybe in a month he'll see that I'm definitely a lady and not a girl and he'll get his act together and if he's still blind adieus

One day he raised his voice at me and it was an absolute turnoff , I know the patterns coz I repeated it twice so I ended the call and I waited to confront him physically but when I saw him , I couldn't help but feel stupid for allowing someone like that to feel comfortable to the point where they think they can talk down on me because I look like a nice little girl who doesn't know what love looks like ( he said he wanted unconditional love from me LOL)
I Sha came back home and blocked his entire existence and it was like that till he found me on FB and started trying to do that rubbish where exes become friends and just keep each other around but I had to tell him off , I blocked you for a reason and I haven't unblocked you yet that's a sign that I don't want anything with you anymore,
If you see the insults he rained on me on top of say I don't want to be your friend " you're heartless , I regret anything I had for you , you're this and that , if you see me don't greet me "
Someone that was seriously fucking around and even asked my friends out , someone that I did not take anything from , someone that couldn't even make time to speak or come and see me

He just packaged himself as fine boy and one innocent girl will think he has sense and I feel like I'm the first girl to break lose so quickly and that's probably why he was so upset because I can bet with the last #500 in my akant that he was trying to use me and he didn't give two shits about me from the get go
He wanted a girl that would kiss his butt and rub his feet and he got the wrong biatch

Highman56:
Mine is
1.Enter aeroplane
2.Enter train
3.Go to Dubai
4.Eat pizza till I'm tired of it
5.Eat shawarma till I'm tired of it
6.Take ice cream till I'm tired of it
7.Go to cinema
8.Go to usa
9.Go to London

1)Fejisglam advanced makeup training
2) drivers license
3) Digital school
4) NYSC
5) convocation
The rest are personal

Gamechanger45:
I just discovered this site recently . The site "Google admob" i s where you are paid for sharing links and playing games: testing of new apps and all of that.

But i was told you need to have an app for carrying out these tasks. You can throw more light if you know anything about it please.

You're putting yourself as bait for scammers

Temidayo9:
Hope the buyers are ready made online?

When you pay , they'll teach you to look for people to buy like op , it's a repeated circle of deceit

safesurfer:

Lol. If he gives a coherent answer to your question make I bend!
One of my ex-coursemates who was marketing this shit to me has confessed he's broke and needs an urgent loan.
"but I thought you've made so much money from this affiliate stuff?" I asked.

"na just bullshit jare, bro. I was deceived into paying for the package. Now I'm looking for buyers to buy the package from me too." he replied.

That's how one told me to invest 60k on affiliate marketing , after telling me that I don't need capital to start , if you're really earning that much then you won't be begging people to learn and then if you did , you'd allow me to see if it works first before asking me to give you money

Legacy47:
So this evening my lil cousin called me crying i asked him the problem he broke the news about his 5 month old dog german-shepherd death according to him he left the pup with a friend and the guy called him to tell him that his dog refused to eat b4 he could get there the pup was dead he later found out that it was choked to death by a bone i dont know which kind of bone yet until i get there tomorrow so pissed right now that dog suffered alot in just 5 months first it wasn't fed well then i rectified that next was his dad trying to kill the dog with a cutlass which luckily landed on the dogs leg then after it recovered and was moved to his friend's house tick infestation took its course so was the feaver after and just when i thought it was over this happened PLS IF U CANT MANAGE A DOG SELL OR GIVE IT TO SOMEONE PLS AND MIND WHAT YOU FEED YOUR DOGS YOUR CASE MIGHT BE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER CASES YOU HEAR IT COULD BE WORSE

the poor baby

BigRocky:
I visited my village,my mom plantation and our natural environment

Enjoy.

Well great , now I'm craving pineapple

Classickj:
Guys how would you feel if your own daughters lie against you for Sleeping with them Just for there selfish nees...



https://mobile.twitter.com/PapaRiri9/status/1517463650067492865



https://mobile.twitter.com/PapaRiri9/status/1517825559266480128

This story is fake and the writer needs to take some extra classes
I) madam had money to travel to Canada with her kids but she didn't have money to go for a checkup on both of them ? And if she really stayed there in Canada she's supposed to be more educated and she sounds really dumb

ii) unless you're saying a divorce happened without a lawyer , if she was too dumb or emotional to carry out proper test and investigation before separating , the lawyer would've pointed it out , what about the man does he not have a lawyer ? The lawyer could have interceeded and request for medical examination but noooooooo " they said you touched them , put your signature , here , here and here , thankio "

iii) what a way to end the story , if this was true which by all evidence it's not , this is a secret that both sisters would take to their grave and oga writer was like
Mom : remember your awful dad? He's married now , after all he did
Kids : what dad? Oh him? Forgot to tell you , it was a whole prank , sorry
This writer doesn't know who moms are , most times they find out for themselves and if they don't , you're not stupid to go and tell them , you're dead meat

And if in the end all of this really happened , again I strongly doubt it , she's not stupid to want to go back , asking for forgiveness sure but you're not delusional enough to think you can just go back lol
FAK FAKE FAKE

YourWriter:
I'm currently 5 feet 10 inches tall. I'd like to reach my goal height of 6 feet 2 inches tall. Can I still grow taller at 21 or it's over for me? If you've once increased your height at 21 or you know someone who did, please share your experience here.

I heard creatine supplements can be used for height increase , I'm 5'6 , I love being tall but I want to marry a tall man too , tall guys usually prefer short girls and short guys are intimidated by tall women , I want to have my cake and eat it

Realbuike:
Hello Nairalander,

Today let's talk about your first salary.
Let's remember the good old days.

Mine was 15k 2010

35k
Receptionist / social media manager / personal assistant for a good hairbrand company , work load was too much compared to the salary but it was a good one for a first experience and my boss was a petite beautiful woman , I adored her , she was just elegant