raslim20:
I have never been embarrassed like this ever in my life. I'm always excited when that urge to masturbate comes over me, just lock myself up in a room and jack off most especially with the help of xvideo.com
Today I felt so embarrassed after the lady I've been wooing all this while say yes and ready for action after a heavy rainfall. We got in mood and when it's time for action my man went down and shrink off. Many attempts to resurrect the guy all fell from fry pan to fire, it's got no signal at all. The girl just hissed on me and walked toward the door for her exit. I was disgraced and embarrassed. And the worst part na say this is my first time with the lady. What excuse can I give?
To every single guys out there enjoying every moment with masturbation, though you enjoy the feelings while it last, but you are fading off gradually.
These are what happens when you give yourself to masturbation as a man
1. Tiredness. You will be unnecessarily tired even when you don't engage in any activity
2.Headache. I have used many ache relievers to quench the aches I always feel in my head constantly, not knowing masturbation is the main reason for the headaches
3.Dizziness
4.Nervousness
5.pains in the shoulders and side
6.pain in the muscles and joint
7.loss of appetite leading to weight loss
8.any small exercise you will be exhausted like dead body
9.dead look, sickening face
10.memory and sight failure,
11.when the real match come, you won't get errection
12. If you come get erection, won't last long( premature ejaculation)
13.semen leakage
14.reduced orgasm
15. Loss of sex drive towards opposite sex
All these are what have experienced from the habit of masturbation, the earlier the better. Masturbation ruins life gradually.

RUBBISH.

emmahoney:



Urgent Vacancy!! Accountant

Location: Surulere, Lagos

Remuneration: 100,000 (Monthly)


Requirements Keeping records of Financial transactions and preparation of Financial Statements. Management of the company's cash position and liaison with Bank. Operating a sound system of cost control and reduction Liason with Statutory bodies. A good knowledge of computer is compulsory. Should be able to work without supervision.


Interested and qualified candidates can send CV to somoruyi@ on or before the close of business on Tuesday, 5 September 2017.


Please note that only resumes that meet the requirements and qualifications would be shortlisted

This advert is soooo sooo shady. It's just oozing 419 419.

#500


It won be long now. I believe.

spicytayomic:


Hello, just getting this message, can you please give a full details of what happen, any advert posted here by me are real, so surprise.
Please relate clearly what and what happened, then I can take it up from there.

I sent my application to that particular ad I quoted in my previous message which u posted and on Tuesday the 20th of June I got a message inviting me for the interview on the Saturday the 24th of June (yesterday). On the message the company's name was there of which I googled but found out they didnt have any online presence...I was skeptical at first but after called the number that sent the invite the man that answered said he was a consultant for the company and that they were into telecommunications business and assured me they were legit... Being that the interview was slated for the weekend I decided to give it a try against my better judgment.

Now the address of the company that was attached to the text message was 16A Ijaiye road, Ogba. This is a very straight forward address, so imagine my frustration on getting to the location only to find out that it was occupied by WAEC, and all my attempts to locate any other 16A Ijaiye road was futile.
After about an hour of fruitless searching under the hot sun I decided to call back the number that sent the invite.

Now I can't really be sure if it was the same person that attended to me the first time I called to inquire about the company... But after relating to this person my dilemma his response was that I should take another bus going to agege and he will come and pick me up from there, I was like pick me up to do what?? That wasn't what the initial address I was sent when did the venue change to agege?? I was too tired to be furious, I then told the man to send me the company's number maybe they can give me a better description of the office location he said everybody is busy because the interview has started that I should just come to agege and call him he will come and pick me.

Abeg shay that one is not Evans in disguise?? Coz I can't imagine for the life of me that level of incompetence. Why will u tell me to come to an undisclosed location where i will now be "picked up" by a stranger??...It all seemed so shady...to the fact that a kind of chill came over me while talking to the man on the phone, I almost started looking for agege bus...only for me to catch myself and jump into the nearest bus back to ojota.

I know this forum was created to help us that want to change jobs or that are looking for new jobs, but let us be careful not to slack in verifying most of these adverts. Only God knows what would have happened to me if in had given into the urge to take another bus to a hehe to meet one man that will pick me up.

spicytayomic:
An Infrastructure company situated at the Mainland requires for immediate employment:

Post: Account Officer
Qualification: OND Accounting/ATS
Salary Range : N50,000 to N70,000 depending on qualification and years of experience.


Interested persons should immediately please call : 08155553347 or email: ibkowofadeju2002@yahoo.com

Application closes 16th Friday, 4pm.

Thank you.

Pls and pls and pls...It is not by force to post job adverts because everybody is doing it. If u must post a job advert pls I beg u to verify very well for the safety of niaralanders using your adverts.

I usually only follow debbie's post because I have come to trust it, but to hasten things I decided to follow other OPs post. And that is how I probably would have been kidnapped today if I was that desperate not to talk of the money i wasted roaming the streets of ogba for this job location.

I have never seen such despicable service in my life and I am just boiling right now.

So oga spicytayomic no dey post rubbish unconfirmed job adverts give us abeg. we will not die untimely death because we are looking for jobs... God forbid.

Pls I can't seem to access ur website. I would like to know more about the company.

nelsonmo:
ACCOUNT MANAGER (AO)

Job Type: Full Time
Qualification: BA/BSc/hnd
Experience: Minimum of 3 years
Location: Ojota, Ketu, Mile 12, Ikorodu
Job Field: Finance/ Accounting/ Audit

DUTIES
1. Ensures timely payment and receives cash from customers
2. Posting of transactions and lodgement of cash
3. Presides over processing and payment of expenditure
4. Prepare the company’s monthly budget including salary budget, payroll, monthly purchases etc
5. Align all financial activities with the organization regulations
6. Maintain and file both soft and hard copy of all accounting coupons, vouchers etc
7. Interviewing of guarantors, handles and issues organisations cheque to customers
8. Actively involved in educating members of staff on strategies for improving reports
9. Prepares and presents the Branch’s Weekly, Monthly, Quarterly and Annual Financial Report including Financial Statements.

Preferred Skills:
Documentation
Research and Writing
Use of Microsoft Office Suite

Method of Application
Applicants should send their CV’s with Passport affix on it to hr@nifime.com

or in person:
NIFIME
2nd Floor 33, Lagos Rd Opp Ecobank
Beside FIRS Building
Benson Bus-Stop Ikorodu
Lagos

Tel: +234 (0) 810 618 9084,
+234 (0) 818 518 7367,
+234 (0) 808 024 6441
E-mail: hr@nifime.com, info@nifime.com
Website: www.nifime.com

BingoBuhari:
GNLD !

You don't have sense

I recently started using this app and I need help to work out certain things. Pls anybody that can help me out, I would greatly appreciate it.

Nazskilz1@Gmail.com

tbabs10166:
Please who got this mail, I don't know if they are genuine.
Dear Candidate,


You have been shortlisted for an interview for the position of an intern.


You are invited to an interview at 11a Charles Ifeanyi Street, Off Adebayo Doherty Street , Lekki Phase 1 on 17th September 2016 at 11am.


Please indicate your interest and intention of attending the interview by responding to this mail.


Your interview will be between 11am - 1pm.


Please do not come more than 15 minutes early.


Kind Regards


Remi Adejumo

Abeg. How.did u apply?

Pls what is the name of the company, and do they have any website for one to know more about them?

Cos I got this invite from them..

"Hi you are invited for an interview on Monday 9am. 20 eleshin Street off saint gregory road obalende
Regards"

And I must say that this is the most informal interview invitation I have ever gotten, even gnld invites are structured in a much more formal manner. So pls if u have any oda information about them do share, so one can be sure what he/she is doing. Thank you.

Which brach of shoprite was the test conducted for??

If u find me the 2 pple, i will register the 4k

"Sir, I cannot go and come and kill myself"

arthurshelly:
Why male alone?

because we are superior

Your link is just bringing me back to ur post na. Are u serious at all?

Invite has been verified.. You can proceed.

Invincible2k2:


Yes... Studied Accounting

Hmmm, coz i also got the same invite but I am not sure wen I applied. The name of the company isn't even there.

Did u guys also register on any online jobsite? Coz it was since I registered with them, one jobnaija I started getting all this wiérd invites.

Pls wen is the deadline. Or has interviews been concluded??

hok4u:


Naso I received the invite too,same time.

Are u guys Accountants??

handsomeclouds:
Fake information from the pit of hell

Lmaooo

How many pple are dey looking for na.. i thought the application has closed.

Lmfao @ jon snow

On some Game Of Thrones shii

ODAVI:
oh ok.. it could take a while still.
I had someone who had done the interview since june and sure he passed, still waiting to be called for resumption.

Atleast he has done interview, I applied early this month, and the application has been closed for over a week now, still haven't heard anything.

Debby should just ignore those lazy pple.

Pls abeg brothers and sisters, Has any of u that applied for wakanow. Com Accounting Job been invited for interviews or test?

Do Let me know so i will Stop keeping my hopes up.

Pls abeg brothers and sisters, Has any of u that applied for wakanow. Com Accounting Job been invited for interviews or test?

Do Let me know so i will Stop keeping my hopes up.

obymeek:
I got this invite this afternoon from TALENTNJOBS:

Following your recent application to talentnjobs you have been shortlisted for a test and interview tomorrow, Monday 25th July, 2016 at Buildcon Global services, 31, road 3, Ikota Estate, Lekki by 9am. Nearest Bus stop is Mega Chicken after Chevron round about, Lekki. Come with your CV. Reach Ade on 070.... or Tunbosun on 080.... Other details would be emailed to you shortly. Up till now hv not received any mail from them...

Please I need an urgent help to know if it's a genuine invite or sca

Be like I go gate crash this one seff, its very close to me. Bro pls pm me the info.

Pheeew, still waiting on that miracle job, it must not pass me by. Amen.

mzzdharmy93:
It wasn't that bad...just lil training and a very short interview...

Pls, What vacancies were u interviewed for?