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Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Been Discriminated Because Of Your Looks? by Davesunny: 4:03pm On Jun 22, 2023
I still had this issue today. The agents I met in search of an apartment today still profiled me as a yahoo boy and I could see it from their faces. I'm sick and tired of it.

I have a face that looks rich and I also do not dress down. I like to dress nice. I don't even dress overbroad, just neat and normal wears but once I put em on, it always seems elegant. Next thing I know.. everyone either assumes I'm pretty wealthy or that I'm a fraudster.

It's sickening!!! Even when I wear very basic clothes!!!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Davesunny: 4:17pm On Jun 24, 2022
Samakus:
All these explanations about your D just so you don't feel too bad anymore cheesy cheesy

We know you're pretty small down there. If your babe repeatedly say that you're small, you're small nah cheesy

If you can't type something sensible from your brain, just hang off a cliff.

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Romance / My Girlfriend Of One Year Jokes That My Schlong Is Small by Davesunny: 4:05pm On Jun 24, 2022
I'm sorry, I have been a ghost Nairalander for a while, I created this account to talk about this as it's been eating me up.

She has been throwing this joke once in a while especially when I sleep naked beside her. when I'm flaccid, I can go as little as 2inches but when erect, I'm at full 7.2". Girth - 4.8" I was in a semi flaccid state this morning and I guess I was at 4-5inches or so when she fondled with it again and called it small. According to her "it's small compared to other guys".

I called her out on it and asked her if she would appreciate it if I also joked time to time about her veejay being wide and call it a joke. I told her I didn't appreciate it and it should stop.

This girl can't even take in my schlong fully without squealing or complaining of stomach pain. I have to do shallow thrusts with just about 4inches in her and she dey open mouth call me small. And she does have several orgasms (not fake) in just one round all those leg shaking, kitty vibrating, creaming and squirting manyana - just like every other girl I've been with

I have been with super sexually exposed girls in the past and none has complained or said anything about me being small. They all say it's just the perfect size, not too big for discomfort and not small. Others only complained about it going too deep.

And if anyone thinks I have blown up the size of my dk, then it all good. Nairalanders and Nigerians have always been bullies from time. And never contributed meaningfully to most things.


I am thinking of breaking up with her. Make she shift go front find uncles wey get big schlongs.

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