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Oh shit! What da Bleep concerns the fraudulent CBN with MMM? On what moral ground are they, the idiotic government agencies, condemning MMM, when they are the real culprits? All these government agencies: SEC(SECURITY and EXCHANGE COMMISION), CBN, etc., should just leave us alone. If we loose our money, it is ours not yours. So why the sudden love for Mavorodians? Anyway, I understand your pains. There are no more stable monies in the various bank accounts across the nation, as citizens(Mavrodians) no longer leave their monies in savings account deposits for a long time ,so that you could use the monies as loans and other financial business ventures with individuals in return for huge interest rates mostly running above 35%, and a miniature 2% interest to those saving and fixed depositors' accounts from where the monies were taken. You people have failed! The day you idiots will see our color would be any day one of us enters banks to withdraw money and you come up with lame stories; that day banks would be burnt down. Secondly, you idiots are angry because MMM doesn't pay you tax, yes, thanks to the decentralized modus oparandi of the scheme. That tax, you fraudstars in those agencies are yearning for; you will never get it, and MMM will still be growing bigger and stronger: there is nothing you can do aabout it. Your smear campaign is dead on arrival. Is it not stupidity when you leave out: Casino, Nairabet, Betnaija, Lottos, etc., because they agreed to pay you task and single out MMM because the company refused you money in the name of taxation...,? Baboons. By the way, what have you God forsaken government achieved with all the tax monies you have been collecting? The answer is ZERO. MMM is fast alleviating Nigerians from POVERTY: something you clueless agency could not do. Let me sound it to you all: like it or not, MMM will not crash; it will only crash when CBN and its subject banks collapse for they are the biggest fraudulent financial institutions backed by the useless government. Right now, I just ordered to GH, and it is a matter of 48hrs before the money starts trickling into my account. Haters of MMM should look for the most adjacent electric transformers and do the needful...huge them passionately, bastards. My shout out to MAVRODI, aka., “THE MAN WEY SABI.”. Sir you will live long jarah!!! 13 Likes 2 Shares |
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Chai! Lack of vision is bad! Those houses are looking like refugee camp settings. Just take a cursory look at the appearance of the whole place: no trees to provide shades for afternoon relaxations, considering the brazen sunshine up that region. I would rather(if I were a civil servant there) us that money(N2.7m) to scout and buy cheap 2-plots of land somewhere @ N700k, and build twin 3-bedroom flats, than be shortchanged in that potential disease endangered environment. The northern Governors are jokes. Despite the prevalent poverty rate up there, they still milk there states citizens dry through scam projects like this. This valueless gibberish project of kiosk-looking housing apartments as this, can never help the people to grow in tandem with modern housing reality, for modem mass housing settings ought to appear far more serene and appetizing than that rubbish in those pictures. Foolish Governor. EFCC, please do the needful. 1 Like |
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MMM gurus! Must one wait for a whole 30days before providing help again? Let's assume, I already offered to PH and after 2 weeks I got matched n subsequently pay money(PH) into the accounts of those I have been matched with, will I still wait for 30day before I PH again or can it be done before the 30 of the existing offer to PH? Again, I keep hearing “release period”, what does that mean? Thank you for your much anticipated prompt and apt responses. |
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Jazz things! For me, naturally I'm strong: I mean, great strength in me. I could lift close to 130kg, despite the fact that I'm not training in weight lifting. When I was in Nigerian Military secondary School(NMS), I could easily lift and slam my fellow boys on the ground during a fight as though they are weightless to the marvel of onlookers; And up till, I still have the strength to do even greater things than that now; but never could I do this this the guy on those pictures is doing. I tried it twice, my jawbone almost cracked with out even to knee level lift. I bet you guys: that guy uses jazz. Pure voodoo. |
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Cowards still shouting “Ego soon crash, ego soon crash” while the brave keep making cool cash month after month. Guys, I just cashed out N260k(a gain of N60k) today, after I offered and PH with N200k. My fellow maga participants payed me today(after I requested to GH). MMM rocks mehn. I will provide another N200k help tomorrow on this my first account, and N100k on the second account when my GH matures on that one matures on Tuesday next week. Nigerian Security and Exchange Commission(SEC), the CBN, and the government should go and die for all I care. Abegii three GBOZAS and a big shout out to my guy, MAVRODI. The economic and finance tactical magician 1 of RUSSIA. Sir I salute you. You too mush(much). I wish you long life and many more financial freedom ideas to liberate mankind from slavery and poverty. In fact, you 3mush(much). That is why I love Russians aka The Ruskies. Them brainy die. 1 Like |
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airminem:Thunder fire you daughter of Afonja! In fact, your father there!!! You want SE/SS to unite with your SW(Afonja zone) abiii? You are crazy. You FOOL and your types didn't clamor for unity of SOUTH during the build-up to 2015 general elections; it is now that you CLOWNS want unity. You must be joking. For your information, for allowing hate becloud your senses of reasoning during 2015 elections; I decree that Tinibu your god must be dealt with by your Hausa/Fulani masters. Leave out the SE/SS from you woes and predicaments. Suffer it as the bonafide slaves of the north. We from the defunct eastern region(SS/SE) ain't interested in that ungodly unity with slave-minded tribe(Yoruba) you yearn for. You must bear it alone. The SE/SE, already made their decision: to leave this contraption in peace or in war. So we ain't interested. You people should go and die. |
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lekropasky:You are a dunce! How dare you CLOWN refer to us as dumb? So because of love, things as infidelity, promiscuity, etc., should be overlooked? You are an idiot! You are the dumb one in a ramification here. So you expect a military personnel to fall victim of potential adulterous wife? So that when he embacks on long period-stretching official duty, usually 6months; the stupid wife would go on spree committing adultery? You are a bloody fool. |
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nubian999:So, we have to leave Kaduna to Enugu to be quite sure that she wouldn't do it...right? I don't blame you; maybe you are in the act as well. The bloody idiotic lady called us severally concerning location of the hotel so she could come meet up. Yet you are here defending the buffon. Well, if we were on break, it could have been the perfect time to even catch her and torture her mercilessly for been wicked, but she should thank her stars that we tested her and still discovered what we wanted from distant Kaduna. To tell you that our game plan worked, my friend asked her never to dial his number again after revealing to her that he was the brain behind the whole stuff, ever since then, she has been crying and pleading over the phone for forgiveness. Just imagine. |
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Topestbilly:bro.thank you for understanding. Reason was that in reality, we were not in Enugu; That moment. We are in Kaduna. If we were in Enugu, let say for a break, I would have been perfect to nail her completely: because, I'm sure she gonna come to any location we tell her considering how desperate she sounded on phone. Anyway, we just found out what we wanted, and I thank God that my guy is getting over the disappointment little by little this moment. 1 Like |
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Benita27:He will make a good decision. A better girl is coming his way. You want him to fall victim to potential sluttty wife. What will happen when he leaves home for months of official assignment? Then the idiot can go unchecked in adulterous acts, and probably impose another guys pregnancy on my guy. Have you forgot, he is an officer cadet(a potential lieutenant)? Lesser time from now, there would be no time for needless activities apart from getting married and facing squarely the military career. |
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Topestbilly:Thank you dear, that is what we are striving to avoid. 1 Like |
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shaiba:What are you insinuating? As a guy, I have deep sense of reasoning. Each time this lady is around us, I used to have the feelings of her promiscuity - but my friend couldn't spot it out. Moreover, he spends too much on her. A girl that is to enjoy such fruitfulness from her man must be 100% fidel to her man, not the type that pretends to be fidel whereas she is not. We never knew that ones we are off to Kaduna; the idiot sheds off her superficial innocent character. Just note, I'm my brother's keeper; you shouldn't have come here to write in her favor: well, you ladies are the same. That is why I don't give a Bleep about ladies. I use and dump them. #nonsense. |
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Hey guys, I want to invest N100k in MMM, but I'm skeptical over the move, a friend told me it must crash before November ends. What do I do now? Anybody, with discerning mind on how it works, particularly,...the ability to spot preceding tendencies to that effect, should explain to me better for I'm confused already. Thank you in advance. 1 Like 1 Share |
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ErectedDick:Is that right? Too bad. |
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Hey guys, this story is what happened today in the morning between 10am-11am. My colleague and friend, 4 Bars(Thema) Cadet: NDA, has been dating this particular lady for 4 years now, and nurses the ambition of tying the nut with her in 2 years time. This guy(guy) is not the talking type: always calm, gentle and reserved. He has no other lady in his life, aside this girl in question. The few occasions a year that students do go on breaks(usually highest of two weeks), he stays compound-bound(most times indoors) in his home, and few occasions that he decides to follow us out; he does that in company of ''this clown of a girl.'' He gifts her money and other material stuffs; loves and shows her respect always. At school, this my guy always burns credit calling “this wh*re of a girl,” and sends her recharge card and money through Mobile Banking App. Yet the bloody idiot chose to be a slut. Last week, I persuaded my guy to test his girl friend's love for him - because he plans to host her birthday on 26th Dec.2016 and buy her jewelry set worth N70k - by devising a way to try her through anything anonymous in approach. We resolved to bye an Etisalat Sim Card and get it registered. To cut a long story short, although still long story, this morning(10am, 23rd Oct.), my guy brought the new Etisalat Simcard, inserted it into his second phone(Nokia) and instructed me on how to go about on trick-toasting his girlfriend. On my own part, as sharp guy, I told him to consider it done. The girl is in her second year at University of Nigeria Nsukka Enugu campus. I changed my voice's tone, lest she recognizes me. I dialed her number, she picked after a few while. I exchanged pleasantries with her: as though we have know ourselves for years - what nonsense(as I imagined inwardly). Nevertheless,I told her got the number through a friend in a club. “Really,” she queried. I answered: “yeah.”I professed my love for her, while my guy watched on and listened patiently to grab possible outcome of our conversation. At a time, still in CONVO with her, I quizzed her if she could come and see me at one of the hotels in the city of Enugu. She declined; as I pressed on her further. She seemed infuriated and hung-up the call on me. I tried three consecutively times but no picking. I told my guy that it is not over yet. I resorted to crafting of text messages to her. I sent the first one that reads: I was d guy someone connected u wiff d other friday night in d club. Can't u recall dat we sp*nt d nite 2geda? Anyway, pls cum & see nw. I'm lodged in a hotel here in Enugu. I'll up the pay per Each round @ N7/round. I was wanting to continue before the phone's battery sucked. My guy quickly removed the sim and inserted it into his main phone. As we were pondering for 15mins why she should even engage a supposed stranger on phone conversation for a long time before a the 'hung-up,' a text message trickled in; we quickly opened and perused through it, and it reads: Are you stupid? Do you know who you are sending this text to? U might be out of ur senses! At the event of the text, my guy was hopeful a bit; but, I pressed further. I asked him to relax. Then I sent her another text that reads: Are u denying me now? Ok, let's make it dis way; just come, I'll make it N10k/round. Baby, pls am waiting. Or wait, are you not in the call girl stuff again? She didn't reply instantly; but later, about 30mins, she replied this sms that reads: Which hotel u dey? I mean d name ..at where let me come! Upon sighting the last message txt, my guy, Cadet James, started crying. Guys, do you know that even after I didn't reply her again, as I was consoling my friend, she called back asking If had seen her text. When I relied “yeah,” she said: “then wetin you dey talk nah...which of the hotels nah?” Discovering what we wanted, I hung-up the call an switched the phone so that I can get the sim out. This thing that happened has shattered my guy totally. He is currently grieving over it and can't believe what is happening. He is now a shawdow of himself. Girls could be stupid, that is why I don't give a Bleep about them: don't really have true love for any of them; use and push them aside. I warned my friend James but he wouldn't listen. Now it has dawn on him that he has been dating a total LovePeddler(slut). What a pity. The sreenshots(screengrab shots) below are part of my conversation with the LovePeddler. This is an eye opener to the naïve guys on Nairaland. Pls wake up! You might be dating a slut. Find time and dig and see. A word is enough fot the wise.
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I want a word press powered academic website, not a blog. Does it mean I can't earn through google adsense? In fact, I don't understand this. Opp, are referring to free hosted wordpress sites(blogs) or all wordpress powered sites: whether free host or not. Reason: I want to build my proposed academic site with wordpress CMS, and get it hosted on either Bluehost or Hostgator. After which, I monititize the site with google ADSENSE. |
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She is a peadophile, and nymphomaniac in nature. Such incestuous act should be condemned in strongest of terms. 1 Like 2 Shares |
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KissChris:The Igbo Man's wife...abiii? |
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I'm 26. Currently, I can't say I'm single because I'm triple-dating three hot ladies of ages: 20, 19, and 21. My relationship with each of these ladies has been awesome; I thank God for that. These my ladies are in three different locations; non of the ladies has knowledge of my relationships with her fellows: each thinks that she is the only one in my life. But, I have got an issue; I want to get married before 28 but can't decide the two to shed out of the three. I might end up marrying three wives in future. Anybody with suiting suggestion on this issue should help a brother out. Thank you. |
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But, who the heck of a Bleep is Gautam Buhda? I use to see that kinda statue most times in asian movie settings, but have been wondering for God's sake what that evil-looking work of art entails. Pls...those idiots should free Ronaldo. Their Budha, and Muhamed inclusive, should go to 'Sulphuric' and 'Brimestonic hell.'. What nonsense do the mean? |
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DonBobes:****Don't use 'our' again for you are not a personnel in the military. Stop claiming nonsense. From the way you trail people's post in this forum, every real military personnel: like myself, would know that you are an impersonator. In military, we observe and don't talk much; we are apolitical in every sense of it. So man, why are you here ranting nonsense, whom do you want to impress? You better back down and file-out from impersonation; you might loose you life one day. There would be zero messy the day your type would be caught. Note: there're whole lots of military personnel on Nairaland, that are following this thread. Be warned! **** 1 Like |
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The little girl(of 7yrs plus) in the pictures below is my niece(my sister's daughter). About 3 days ago, she complained of naval pains; a moment later: let say 24hrs, her parents noticed that her navel has swollen up. To make matter worst, she is in pains now, and has difficulty each time she feels like urinating. Doctors are projecting that if surgery is not carried out on her navel, that she may not survive it to the next 48hrs. This is coming few hours after they(the doctors) revealed to her parents that her chances of surviving is 50-50(fifty-fifty) - even with surgery or not. Pls, doctors in the house, please help oo. Her parents are confused, and seem to be in delima . We didn't envisaged this coming. We are afraid. We can't phatom if this is normal or spiritual Any suggestion is welcome from any person. Please don't let her die; any help is welcome. As an uncle to her, who is a nairalander; I deem it fit to bring this up here. Thanks in advance. Pls Lalacla...move this to front page. Help us.
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Chai!!! This guy nawa oo. Roasted corn fa!? Hmmm... |
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Hey guys! I need an advice. There is this very tall, fair-compleioned, intelligent, and beautiful 22 year old girl whom I have been dating for a long time now, since when we were kids. We so much love ourselves. She is currently a 300level computer science undergraduate student of a higher institution. We have been in contact(talking on phone & chatting on Watsapp) ever since though our relationship is not a steady one - it has been off and on - no thanks to militating distance between us, In the month of April this year, I traveled home to attend a burial ceremony; I didn't inform her I was coming around, only to mistakenly bump into her. She was shocked to her marrow upon sighting me. I didn't know what to tell her. Later on, I apologized to her, Few days later(2 days), before a trip back to my base, she payed me a visit in my family house. My mum was a kinda okay with her, and by extension likes her(because she keeps asking after her). A moment after she arrived, I led her to my room for privacy sake; there she threw emotion-laden words of lamentation at me. I was speechless all through because I knew I was guilty(have wronged her), which later led to my concessions to her. In the cause of her expression of displeasure, she reminded me that I deflowered her, and promised her marriage. She went further to say that she has been keeping herself for me since then. Despite all the numerous toasters - which I later confirmed to be true - through my personal spies, around her school. I, Consequently, made a plea to her in falsehood, that she was the one and only woman in my life - even when I know I have numerous girlfriends on my neck. Ever since then to this moment, she has been insistent on paying a visit to me in my base. I have been objecting but decided to let her come. On last night's phone conversation and watsapp chats, She informed me of her sexual starvation, and made it clear that she wouldn't want me to use condom on her. I objected on pregnancy and STDs(STIs) grounds, but she rejected saying that she would be willing to share whatever disease I might claim to have, that she loves and trusts me a lot. Inwardly, I know that I'm one of the most unfaithful youths in the world but still can't help the matter. I know that this very girl can kill because of me, yet I can't help been faithful to her. I love her sincerely though, yet can't keep to only her. Right now I fill like crying for her. Furthermore, she insisted on giving me a blow-job, and would even do more to please me as her man. Now, the issues are: How do I keep faith to one girl? I don't like having sex without condom; I don't want to risk anything(she might hook me if pregnancy results) I don't like blow-jobs; it disgusts me. Moreover, I hate it. Other girls might see her, for I have yet to decide whom to settle down with. Pls guys...no insults. What do I do? |
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yusufabayomio:Thank you sir! This is a wonderful insight. Please... Where is your location? I would want if possible...to me you for the job. Thanks. |
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Hi guys Is there any reliable web designing firm in Nigeria, that can be contracted to create a website, particularly, in a situation where distance is a barrier? I urgently need to launch an academic site, and I just discovered that majority of web developers seem to be resident in Lagos State, while I'm in far away Kaduna. The issue now is trust. Should in case I decide to send the contents of my proposed site via email to any of these guys based in Lagos , considering that I can't travel to Lagos for that now, due to the nature of my job; Can I trust these guys with my high-value contents, for the purpose of developing my proposed site? What if my content gets stolen, and subsequently used to create another site? These and more are my fears. Because I wouldn't want to loose the contents that I spent sleepless nights to prepare to anybody. Please pals...what should I do, for I'm in dilemma. I need your honest advice. Thanks in anticipation. |
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Hi guys Is there any reliable web designing firm in Nigeria, that can be contracted to create a website, particularly, in a situation where distance is a barrier? I urgently need to launch an academic site, and I just discovered that majority of web developers seem to be resident in Lagos State, while I'm in far away Kaduna. The issue now is trust. Should in case I decide to send the contents of my proposed site via email to any of these guys based in Lagos , considering that I can't travel to Lagos for that now, due to the nature of my job; Can I trust these guys with my high-value contents, for the purpose of developing my proposed site? What if my content gets stolen, and subsequently used to create another site? These and more are my fears. Because I wouldn't want to loose the contents that I spent sleepless nights to prepare to anybody. Please pals...what should I do, for I'm in dilemma. I need your honest advice. Thanks in anticipation. |
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Hey guys! How much does it cost to create a blogsite? I would want one or two blogs for myself. If I decide to create two blogs, I would place one under the care of paid bloggers, and the other would serve as my online personal diary. Thank you in anticipation of your prompt and concise answers. |
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Northern Cows! We are waiting! This time around, we are taking the war to your doorsteps!!! Fools!!! 4 Likes 1 Share |
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