mstik: Absolute bangs...

only if I know what bangs are..

Silkmoth33:


dem dey represent.


But seriously what uve suggested can be realized as long as u r ready to fund d project.

lolz... I was thinking funding shouldn't be d first issue ni nah...

justphillips: Mtcheeeew, see as i rush open thread hoping to see unclad pishures...

Bia Op where the pix?

Porn-ers alert

Hmm... Like their courage... @least we can now stone a governor.. We are coming up...

Polithiefcians effrebo oo

WINDSOW: U well?

? For d gods

WINDSOW: OP, U can lie oooo

Anoda badt belle spotted..

LogoDWhiz:

Okay.
To be realistic, it will be meaningless.

kk... Dats y am jst still seeking opinions sha...

LogoDWhiz: Well, i think the mods and supermods equally serve this roles.

You can't expect to know the mod of Family or know the frequent users of the Family Section if you don't visit there regularly, as u don't know all d senators and reps in Nigeria.

But u can get that info by clicking on the section, and at the bottom of the page u will get to see moderators, as u will see the list of senators, reps and so on by searching for it.

We don't need to create unnecessary setups, the setup on ground is okay.

in ur own view.. The mods are representing us already... #speaking for the mods I think....

Xsenga: E BE LIKE SAY DAT SPERM WEY U SUCK DON MAKE U HIGH ABI?

mayorall:
clap for yourself. Nah you drag this mu business moniker to romance section. Mariolae to meet up zone
I dey vex for you o. Oya bring Gala and lacazera

u ppl are welcome to this noble crib o..

daveP: (enters with entourage of men carrying drinks and confectionaries) yes there! Good!

trust you... Always tantalizing crib members... What are we celebrating this time?

Sehindemi: Oh Sehindemi!!!
U rlly need to talk here..

First & foremost, I aknowledged d mighty man in battle,d man whose mercy reignz despite my unfaithfulness..I believe he brought me to NL with reasonz best known to him..

I joined NL last month (very recent) It'z rlly painful av not made frndz ...but trust me,-'m gonna start workin on dat!

I had few peepz to mention though..
Lirusehn- He'z d 1 who begged me to join NL ..
I respect & value him so much not becoz he'z my 'twin' but becoz of his high rank of intelligence & disciplinary..
We do quarel though (both here & off)
Buh he still remains dat valuable brother..
Much thkz Twin 4 bringin me into dis everlively forum..It'z a 1daful place to be!

Jbluv55- It'z been long we talk though!
Buh I rlly value & appreciate his kind of person..
He'z my fellow chelsea fan-blues 4 life!!!
He has a great sense of humour, He'z humble, He'z intelligent , & above all,a great beneficiary..
Thk God 4 peeps like U bro!
Keep d flag waving..

Dre11- He'z sum1 av spent much times interactin wit..I must confess,he'z completely amazin!
Very straight forward & truthful..
Hopin to meet him real life sumdae..

Dayjhihannon01- My new frnd..We've not rllyy talked like dat..but I'm sure he has a great sense of humour too & I'm gonna find him interestin!

And lastly,d humble OP herself;
Mizmycoli- I doubt if she knowz me coz I do sight her 4rm far
I've seen her several post'
I really like her
Intelligent, humble & Godly Ladies are my watchward..
Keep it up sis!

Yes... Looking forward to hold rap sessions with you.. Knew twill be fun with you also.. Be good!!

missberrypop5: itv was pretty cool n urs?

was actually fine... Slept early so woke up early too... Nd d day is cool I tell u..

chinazaekperem2: ok, me i dey your back wella.

thanks bra.... Draw out a scheme and what it can look like and let's submit a master plan of what it will look like... Abi!!

priscaoge:


@MrsBreezy

@missberrypop5 pls check ur mail box!

Oge where are u now? Do you check ur mail.. I PM u..

missberrypop5: Good morning here

GudMorning dear.. .. How was ur nite?

marieolae: hmmm I see.. But I can't help it

welcome to our crib damsel..

Brahms: OP be careful o!

simpli bcus? ? ? ? ?

chinazaekperem2: i don't get the drift, will they be paid?

who knows.. We come together to see what exactly it can be, not everything is about $ from d first start.. If oga Seun's first target was money, he may not be here today... U got dat!?

MizMyColi:
Most def, it should.
There are human beings behind each handle, not bots.
I won't be surprised if it's revealed that most political voices on NL are hired.
Sometimes politics is wroth it, other times, it's just BS.

hmmm I see but political voices on NL been hired is not good enof... Let's have other opinion.. I mean I wish Nlanders have a/some credible mouth pieces(s) in Nigeria Active politics... Selected by online votes and even one day a Nlander may become a Senator, Minister, Rep, even Nig President... People really have ideas here...

missberrypop5: awww that's so sweet of ya. loove ya too

Thanks Dearie... Catch ya later.. *hugs*

chimerase2:

NgeneUkwenu:

barcanista:

what nah? ? ?

MizMyColi: No need.
They know themselves.

really? Den am ignorant about them.. And is something like dis done before on NL... Plus do u think political opinions here should be know in the OFFLINE public politics?

******** (Nairaland Election)******

This is what iv been thinking, don't know if its in place before or whether some pple are on it... The Nairaland politics should be shaped..

IMO Nairaland should/will surely become a real factor/determinant in Nigeria politics.. Something Like The Centenary Forum/page on FB.. Nairaland have more political minds (Comrades and Student political office holders and stake holders are here on Nairaland)

Now this is my guess or wish.. Its high time Nairaland will be represented in the OFFLINE Nigeria politics.. High time we let the politicians know opinions are wasting here on Nairaland (that is if our opinion are not going out of NL before, I don't know)

That's why I'll be suggesting a Nairaland Election... I mean to choose Nairaland Representatives.. Yes A Nairaland President, Senators, Ministers, Reps, and we can be presented to the Nigeria real politics....

I don't know maybe it could work or there is something going on like that on other people's mind.. Just a suggestion..
Please drop your opinion and let's how it can happen..

FrankySnow: Lwknd.

How omo Alhaji na

lol.. I'll gist u later trust me

daveP: No actually the jotting continues. Which do you prefer? 1-7?

avnt actually check d pictures self.... Will be coming back for it.... But av passion for anything in Germany sha..

Kanwulia:

I have spewed forth the rubbish!
Now, GO AND DIE!
You POLYMONIKERING NL WHORRRRRRE!

. You can see for yourself... NO TIME

Kanwulia: I wish we could also see the DIEVORCE pictures too!
FORNICATION on NL
Marry on NL. . . .
Honeymoon on NL
OMUGUO on NL
Adultery on NL
STDS on NL

Sleep on NL
Phock on NL
DIE on NL

ASSASSINATED on NL
OBITUARY ON NL

Funeral by TEHN. . . . . .

NL THE GREAT!!!!!

We hail thee! What shall we ever do WITHOUT THEE?

who is dis 1....? If ur no6 is polluted, na by force to come spew rubbish here?

Waspy: Op, are you saying there's stilll light at the end of the tunnel for this NL?? Conjugal bliss tho

and who says NL is a dark tunnel.. get an e-torch-light and find ur way through... Priscaoge am seeing this.. This is far than lovely... Congratulations to the couple...



#NairalandTillImToothless

barcanista: Dayjhihannon01 and African Apple, pls read this...

Thank you!!!!!

put ur petition in black and white and forward that to my office in a flat file.. I don't know what you mean by we shouldn't share okay!!!!

ammyluv2002: Cool...shey u go share recharge cards give us as our RSVP....LOL

sure... Its possible if u need dem... Infact u give me an insight... Dat can be done in d crib... Will work towards it in case am buoyant enough

KelvinGraphics: BIRTHDAY!         BIRTHDAY!!         BIRTHDAY!!!

Attention Pretty/Ugly Ladies  and  Handsome/worwor gentlemen/boyz

You are hereby implored to take out lil time from your tight schedules to come and e-celebrate/e-party with me on my birthday which is coming up on Thursday the 25th of September, 2014 here on Nairaland...  

You are all welcome to join a brother to celebrate his birthday in style kuz that’s the best gift you can offer him. I'm aware that this may be the first time dis kinda e-event is holding here on NL but don’t worry i promise it would be fun and worth attending, u won’t have any regrets gracing the event. (na one day something dey start sha)

The event will be having two phases:

 1.   There will be a normal birthday thread where U can drop your birthday/goodwill messages. The Thread will be created by my Queen CDAMSEL but the event would be anchored by one of Nairaland finest, M.C Leetunechi!! who will be assisted by DAVEP.

 2.   Afterwards, there would be a wild birthday party/bash at NL Bar/Hotel and Relaxation Center(manged by JBLUV55)(click to visit) where we'll party till dawn or when momma calls .

. There'll be a lot to drink and eat (smoking of weed is at the smokers risk kuz if NairaLand  NDLEA catch U, na 10years ban be that o )
 
. Also, there'll be live musical performance by our Nairaland musical acts like Coogar, JigahsawKill, Ksslib, KiddaBlinggz, Lanicky, Xtarxhyne, etc

.   WOOING of babe’s is very much ALLOWED  But laying them at the bar is NOT ALLOWED  at all. U either take her home or book a room at the Hotel.... (I understand say Konji na  bastard but no human being still dey control bastard)

.    Ladies, please U are NOT allowed to wear long skirt to the party. Hollandis Wrapper is allowed tho but preferably bumper shot is the best.
     
. As for the guys, abeg you can wear agbada and slippers to the main event no wahala but DON’T even try wearing it to party/bash kuz na Dog go pursue you go back.        

. If you don’t have a babe you can still come, XSENGA and GGRIN will be very much available  to take care of you

·   Please, ejor, biko, do Allah, abeg no fighting at all, either at the event or at the bash... If you try am na 15years ban be that... Biko we are supposed to be celebrating and not fighting.

·    Don’t worry about when you are going to wake up the next day and start heading for work. I have told President G.E.J. to make the next day which is Friday a work free day all over Naija. And i have also told Oga SEEUN to declare from tomorrow till Friday a work free day for all his Mods so they can come party with us. **Haba them be human being too na**  Xo Farano, Ujsizzle, Mynd44 and Obinoscopy U guys shoud start dusting your dancing shoes.. We go Sekem and Shakee Bodi all night long.

·    PLEASE THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE, If you can’t make it to the event and wish to send over your gift to me through my bank account please feel free to contact me either by using your PM button or Whatsapping me via my NL signature..

NOTE: The Chairlady of the Occasion is no other but our own Nairaland MAMMY (IDOWUOGBO aka Badosky)

     VIP tickets are still on sale, contact either JBLUV55, LEETUNECHI, DAVEP, CDAMSEL, FRANKBEN, IDOWUOGBO and preorder for yours now.. *HURRY Now kuz we have em limited in stock**   MEANWHILE, Regular’s ticket is FFEE for everyone juts that regulars no go sidon for front seat.
 
BELOW IS THE OFFICIAL INVITATION CARD
Thank you in advance as you honour this Invitation.
 
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1725678_img20140922wa002_jpeg61848ff4ee991fd7d8d42c4a89b08bd4

Please after getting this I.V and you refuse to share it so that your followers can see it and also get to be aware about the birthday that is coming up soon then you are not helping me be that. And after reading this without gracing any of the events... know it that Dia ris God oooo

Una Good morning my people.. Looking forward to seeing U all at the event


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this is great... Copy nd Over!!! be sure we shall have something for in in our crib too...

prettythicksme: ;Dour parent sometimes they are funny

I tell yah....