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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Teaching Is The Worst Job In Nigeria by decollex(m): 11:42pm On Nov 25, 2023
I disagree.
Teaching is not a shitty profession or a poverty alleviation setup. It's all in your mind. Many people Teaching today are not professional teachers. They are only side hustling while waiting for a "Breakthrough " in their lives.
I became a professional teacher in 2017, I bet you, that was the best decision of my life.
I am proud of what I do. I have friends (from Nigeria) who have gotten international Teaching contracts in countries like UK, China, Mexico and are earning atleast $4000 per month with Accommodation, 2 way air ticket and health insurance. Let me stop here. A little advice for you. You can choose to be the best in any chosen career. That was the promise I made to myself back then in 2017.
Here is my LinkedIn profile to learn more about what I do: https://www.linkedin.com/in/c-ononikpo
Shalom!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: UK Opens Door For Nigerian Teachers by decollex(m): 10:32am On May 07, 2023
Alabamah:

Share your contact, we will add you

+234 812 280 5843
Jobs/Vacancies / I Am A Google Workspace For Education Specialist by decollex(m): 9:41am On May 07, 2023
I currently work remotely with a Google partner in Nigeria, this is what I do for them everyday:

1. I am responsible for providing consultation and training to educators, administrators, and IT staff on the use of Google Workspace for Education tools. This includes creating training materials, delivering workshops and webinars, and providing one-on-one coaching.
2. I assist with technical issues related to Google Workspace for Education tools, such as account setup, domain setup, troubleshooting, and integration with other systems.
3. I promote collaboration and communication among educators and students using Google Workspace for Education tools. This includes helping educators develop effective workflows, facilitating communication among students, and supporting collaborative projects.
4. I am responsible for analyzing usage data to identify trends and opportunities for improvement. Also be responsible for preparing reports on the use of Google Workspace for Education tools, including usage statistics, feedback, and recommendations for improvement using Big Query and Looker studio.
5. I am responsible for promoting Google Workspace for Education within the educational community, developing relationships with educational organizations and thought leaders, and participating in relevant professional development opportunities.

Email me: ononikpookechukwu@gmail.com
LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/c-ononikpo
Autos / Re: Abuja Big Boys Storm Venue As Skyewise Group Unveils New Automobile Showroom by decollex(m): 2:05pm On Apr 04, 2023
If you are rich you are rich and if you are poor you are truly poor. I am here to read mindsets through your comments.
Autos / Re: Abuja Big Boys Storm Venue As Skyewise Group Unveils New Automobile Showroom by decollex(m): 1:59pm On Apr 04, 2023
MrBroke:
Big men not boys. Don't get carried away with what you see, most are unhappy grin you will understand soon
You wey no rich na you come dey happy. I laugh u in pity garnish with honor.
Bro just hustle and pray make God truly bless you and please don't forget to change this mindset first. If you keep up with this mindset I am truly sorry for you.
Health / Worms Found In My Bad Tooth by decollex(m): 9:36pm On May 06, 2022
Hi.
At first i didnt believe it until i saw with my eyes. For the past 10 years i have been battling with tooth-ache. In 2013 i did an extraction but by 2015 another tooth got infected. So last week i had a very painful episode with the tooth. Took all the pain killers in the market while looking for a solution promising myself that i wont go to the hospital for another extraction.
So last week saturday a colleague of mine took me to a local medicine man who gave me some medicine and got this 3 worms out.

Please doctors how do you explain this? 3 worms found in my tooth.

Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole Declares For Presidency by decollex(m): 10:14pm On May 04, 2022
Declaring for mouth. Oga go buy form. 100 million is the form. Go waste the money sidon. ��
Career / Pwc 10 Minutes Job Assessment Test Today by decollex(m): 8:56pm On Apr 09, 2022
Share your experience on the Job Assessment test conducted today by PwC from 11am - 11:10am today.
Romance / Re: Man Wails Bitterly After His Girlfriend Of Six Years Dumped Him | Video by decollex(m): 11:56am On Feb 26, 2022
I wonder what she was doing with you these whole 6 years. Thank God the Juju don clear for her eyes.

Ladies please dont allow any man put you in that situation of been with him for 6 years without any commitment (marriage).

Oga take your wailing elsewhere. You really dont deserve her. Be gone.

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Religion / Re: Please I need help. My life is crashing by decollex(m): 11:49am On Feb 26, 2022
Do you believe in Jesus Christ? Dont be in a hurry to answer that. I have messages (mp3) to give to you to listen to. There are things i need to let you understand and possibly lead you to Christ if you haven't accepted Him yet. Prayer works. Fasting works. Sacrificial seeds works. But if you dont understand them it wont work for you.
Bible says; My people perish for lack of knowledge. What you dont have knowledge about (spiritual matters) wont work for you. You need knowledge in certain area of your life. I have experience quite alot of spiritual warfare and trust me it is the easiest warfare to fight once you have knowledge of who you really are in Christ Jesus.
You really dont need to run to a prayer house or a pastor. You yourself madebin the image and likeness of God can put a stop to those patterns by the help of the Holy Spirit. God indeed answers prayers and yours wont be an exception because you are His and He is yours.
Please try as much as you can to stay away from noise. The devil will bring lots of distractions your way. Stay on God with the few people God has directed you to pray alongside with. All we expect here next is your testimony which is coming to you soon.
Romance / Re: White Lady Gushes After Sending $2000 To Her Nigerian Prince (video) by decollex(m): 1:27pm On Feb 19, 2022
Netflix original seris: 9ja Swindler. Maga don pay.
Thandiubani:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RGmTmXwmas

A white lady has taken to social media to blush after giving her Nigerian prince, $2000.

According to the lady, the prince promised to send her back about $6,000 as he needed the $2,000 to settle a pressing need.


https://www.instagram.com/p/CaFlsLajMqx/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=embed_video_watch_again
Sports / AFCON 2021 Round of 16: Nigeria vs Tunisia by decollex(m): 10:22pm On Jan 20, 2022
Nigeria vs Tunisia
Date: 23rd Jan. 2022
Time: 8pm

Science/Technology / Whatsapp New Update by decollex(m): 3:10pm On Jan 14, 2022
The long awaited feature is out!!!

You can now use your WhatsApp Desktop without keeping your phone online.
It works just like your Telegram Desktop.

Update your WhatsApp Desktop and enjoy!!

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is N150,000 Monthly A Good Salary ? by decollex(m): 9:21pm On Sep 13, 2021
It is not good enough but you can start with it and do other side hustles. I earn within that range but double or sometime triple that every month through my side hustle. I have wired myself to do more than 1 job and charge for all my side hustle jobs in hours.
As my main job ..am a Data Processing Teacher
As side hustles am...Entry level Data Analyst(i use Excel, SQL, Pivot chart , Power Pivot, PowerBi and Tableau for all my analysis and visualization) IT Support specialist for schools, Education consultant, Excel specialist ( I train MBA students and professionals), Gsuite specialist with a google partner, i also do lots of Volunteer jobs for UN.
In all Please keep adding value to yourself and your earning power will increase trust me.
All the best.

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Sports / Ndidi Vs Iheanacho...leicester City Quiz by decollex(m): 7:03pm On Aug 10, 2021
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your Remote Job/ Hustle by decollex(m): 12:58am On Aug 06, 2021
I am Looking for Remote gig in data analysis, Visualization.

Proficient in Python, Power BI, Microsoft SQL Server Management Studio, Rapid Miner, Data studio, pivot chart, Advanced Ms Excel etc

I also do assigments for MBA students.
I have done assignments on; how to design and analyse a business experiment, customers relationship management report (Data analysis), Financial management, operations & process management, operational management, project planning & execution, Luxury marketing, entrepreneurial marketing,Data Analysis on Google App store dataset etc

Am open to opportunities - ononikpookechukwu@gmail.com

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is This USA Conference Invitation Genuine? by decollex(m): 5:39pm On Jun 28, 2021
I no even read the mail past 1st paragraph sef my spirit say na scam. Well, my spirit no dey lie sha. �
Education / Re: Godspower Oshodin Bags Honorary Doctorate Degree From Top Swiss Business School by decollex(m): 6:54pm On Jun 01, 2021
I help MBA students do thier Assignments and Projects.
Na money i no get do my own MBA.
Congratulations Mr Oshodin.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Getting A Job In The United Nations Demystified by decollex(m): 1:50pm On May 23, 2021
Hi.
I have been making numerous efforts in getting a job wìth the UN including taking all the 3 UN compulsory courses for potential staffs. Also i have done a couple of online Un Volunteer task, the most recent been with UNHabitat.
I am an Educational analyst.
Have been teaching Data processing in secondary school for the past 5 years. Have done lots of consultancy jobs for schools in the area of IT. I have done jobs for google partners in setting up schools online platforms using Gsuite workspace for Education during the covid-19 lockdown.
I am proficient in Ms Power Bi, Rapid Miner, Microsoft SQL server Management Data studio, Advanced Excel, Sharepoint, Ms.Access, Ms.PowerPoint, Gsuite Apps.
I have taken courses in Agile and Scrum.
Everyday i put in my applications on various UN sites.
Email: ononikpookechukwu@gmail.com
IderadeAratumi:
I am a Female Nigerian in my early thirties and have been working @ the UN for several years.

This thread has been created to answer specific questions you may have about working in the UN.

I have been working from home since the beginning of the pandemic and my days are always extremely busy ; juggling official duties with domestic responsibilities as a wife and mother cry. Notwithstanding, I will try my best to select serious questions and provide comprehensive feedback that will help you kick start your journey in this regard.

As the thread progresses, I shall be posting vacancies from several UN/international organisations in Nigeria, and also provide support with helping you to brand your CV for international organisations like the UN, but not limited to the UN.

Please note that this thread is for serious minded peeps only and comments irrelevant to the purpose of this (life changing) thread will be overlooked.


Kind Regards,
Iderade Aratumi

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Career / Re: Switching Jobs: Career Advice Needed! by decollex(m): 12:15pm On May 09, 2021
Pray.
You will sure get direction.
It works like magic.
Phones / Re: The Agony Of Being A Glo Network User by decollex(m): 7:49pm On May 08, 2021
Op no even try go Airtel dem go run u street oo, those guys no get joy, dem go rob you for your face dey rub your head.
Nairaland / General / Re: Rev. Dr. David Ogbueli's Birthday Today. by decollex(m): 9:10am On Apr 28, 2021
Lalastica over to you.
Nairaland / General / Rev. Dr. David Ogbueli's Birthday Today. by decollex(m): 9:08am On Apr 28, 2021
CELEBRATING GOD'S GENERAL
The Senior Pastor of Dominion City Worldwide is Celebrating his Birthday today.
How would you celebrate your father?
Especially when your father is:
A General.
And a husband.
And a Prophet.
And a friend.
And a pastor.
And a businessman.
And an apostle.
And a word-addict.
And a teacher.
And a mobile altar.
And a disciplinarian.
And a preacher.
And a great Man!
It is MPA's birthday.

Politics / Re: Danladi Umar: Shameful Statement By CCT Chairman On Banex Plaza Fracas - PM News by decollex(m): 10:47am On Mar 31, 2021
Which one is Biafran Boys. What has this incident got to do with any tribe now. Pls take down this shameful post.
Business / Excel Master Class by decollex(m): 4:25am On Jan 13, 2021
Microsoft Excel is powerful, readily available and widely used #office tool.
It is a good starting point for job seekers to learn how to be smart users of excel and stand out in the workspace.
If you are running an MBA let me be your "Personal Assistant" all through the journey.
For organisations trying the make the best out of their data, training your team on how to use excel will empower them to be more productive.
Book a training today.
For enquiries on fees and weekly on-site training schedule in Abuja, call 08062534085, 08122805843 (WhatsApp)

Education / Excel Master Class by decollex(m): 4:17am On Jan 13, 2021
Microsoft Excel is powerful, readily available and widely used #office tool.
It is a good starting point for job seekers to learn how to be smart users of excel and stand out in the workspace.
If you are running an MBA let me be your "Personal Assistant" all through the journey.
For organisations trying the make the best out of their data, training your team on how to use excel will empower them to be more productive.
Book a training today.
For enquiries on fees and weekly on-site training schedule in Abuja, call 08062534085, 08122805843 (WhatsApp)

Career / Excel Master Class by decollex(m): 4:10am On Jan 13, 2021
Microsoft Excel is powerful, readily available and widely used #office tool.
It is a good starting point for job seekers to learn how to be smart users of excel and stand out in the workspace.
If you are running an MBA let me be your "Personal Assistant" all through the journey.
For organisations trying the make the best out of their data, training your team on how to use excel will empower them to be more productive.
Book a training today.
For enquiries on fees and weekly on-site training schedule in Abuja, call 08062534085, 08122805843 (WhatsApp)

Jobs/Vacancies / Check Of You Are Shortlosted For N-power. by decollex(m): 5:10am On Nov 15, 2020
pls disregard the previous message. thank u.
Politics / Whats Your Sars Story by decollex(m): 3:24pm On Oct 13, 2020
i was in my house 2 months ago when 2 men on mufty appeared at my door and identified themselves as Police (SARs). i didnt resist opening my door so i let them in. They asked after alot about me, what is ur name, where are u from, what do u do, how old are u, where do u work, how much is ur salary, are u living alone,etc. They inquired after my ID so i presented my pvc, work id and Intl passport. They insisted that they must search my house so i let them. They searched everywhere and carried my Laptop and phone. i was still asking them what exactly i did wrong, they read out 3 allegations which was very shocking to me. And they said i was coming to their station immediately. They dragged me in my boxers and was taking me to thier Golf car when i asked them to let me go inside and where a trouser atleast. They allowed one of the to follow me in with a gun behind me. Then they took off and continued asking me questions and i kept on answering them. They read all the sms and chats in my phone, opened all my social media accounts ( twitter, instagram, facebook, whatsapp etc). i was traumatized for days after been released that same day.
I am just a Teacher. I am a Nigerian.
#yourSARsstory

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Autos / Affordable Foreign Used (USA) Cars For Grabs. by decollex(m): 9:45am On Sep 11, 2020
pix 1: 2008 Honda Pilot, Price: 2.6M
pix 2: 2008 Acura, Price: 2.8M
pix 3: 2008 Toyota Sienna, Price: 2.4M
All prices are negotiable.
My number is zero eight zero six two five three four zero eight five.

Education / Setup Your School Online Platform Using Gsuite For Education by decollex(m): 10:08pm On Aug 10, 2020
In this season of COVID-19, schools are having a hard time coping with the online teaching and assessment of their learners.

But Google is offering a package of G-suite environment to schools (Secondary & Tertiary Institutions)

The following are incorporated; customized email on your school domain, Google Classroom, Google Form with the add-on enabled, Jamboard, Slides, Sheets, Docs, Sites, Calendar, Hangout - a video platform for a live meeting with the students.

At the end of the project i will organise a training session for the school admins and teachers on how to get started on making the best use of the online platform

Stop wasting your money on Zoom and other platforms.

I work with a Google Partner based in the Uk and we have setup over 20 schools in Nigeria so far.

if you are interested or you know a school that is interested you can contact me on 08122805843.

Thank you.

Education / Gsuite For Education by decollex(m): 1:45pm On Jul 03, 2020
Hi. My name is Collins. I am a Gsuite for Education specialist in Nigeria. I work with a google partner in delivery quality services to schools in setting up thier online google platforms for their E-learning programme and will love to extend this experience to your organization. 
contact me on:
Tel: +2348062534085
Email: ononikpookechukwu@gmail.com

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