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Family / Re: Adultery: Man Caught With A Pregnant Woman In Anambra (Video) by Decryptor(m): 11:17pm On Mar 01
abobote:
In all my womanising, I don't get attracted to married women.
It just something I can't do, even one lady presented herself to me last week, bought me valentine gift, telling me how her husband preeq is not working. I told her I can not sleep with a married woman

Stop cooking lies that nobody will eat!
Crime / Re: Man Brutally Kicks Son After Quarrel With Wife (Viewer's Discretion) by Decryptor(m): 10:58am On Mar 01
Smartwave:
Surely, this is not Southwest or North 🤣🤣

From the roof🤣🤣🤣🤣 ( the roof is not brown). Even the gutter.

The wicked man, know the source of the pregnancy. He knows where, the child come from............ I am just thinking out loud....... If not.......

It is South West.

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Politics / Re: Fraudsters Steal Over ₦‎1 Billion Through BVN Registered For Minors – NIBSS by Decryptor(m): 4:06pm On Feb 27
Katakata10:
Hmmm

Na these people 👇

Always thinking they are very smart

More of like these people. They are found more in banking sector

Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide By Hanging In Ibadan by Decryptor(m): 12:32pm On Feb 26
By this time two years ago, he might have been dissing Peter Obi

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Health / Re: Soludo building Centralised Wholesale Drug Centre To Combat Fake Medicines(video by Decryptor(m): 6:27pm On Feb 23
Good one!

It will frustrate those omoluabis that come to Anambra to do fake drugs

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Politics / Re: My Grandfather Saved The Life Of A Coward- Raeese Abacha by Decryptor(m): 6:23pm On Feb 23
iamnotillicit:


Who send Abacha?

God go punish both Babangida, Abacha and Ojukwu Awolowo

Fixed!
Health / Re: Expired Condoms Rebranded And Sold In Nigeria (Video) by Decryptor(m): 5:37pm On Feb 23
For people who use condom. Team raw!! cool
Politics / Re: My Grandfather Saved The Life Of A Coward- Raeese Abacha by Decryptor(m): 5:27pm On Feb 23
iamnotillicit:
How Babangida a civil war veteran suddenly became Messiah baffles me...

Nothing is impossible true true

How Abacha the killer of Kudirat and menace to NADECO which was mainly a pan-yoruba movement suddenly becomes worshipped by Awolowo's tribesmen baffles me.

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Politics / Re: My Grandfather Saved The Life Of A Coward- Raeese Abacha by Decryptor(m): 5:24pm On Feb 23
TemplarLandry:
cool Gbadamosi can never end well, let's wait and see.

Pray that you and your father will live up to his age
Car Talk / Re: My Lexus Rx 330 Is Sucking Fuel And Also Doesn’t Fire On Speed by Decryptor(m): 6:27pm On Feb 22
Very overrated useless vehicle
Politics / Re: Ibb’s Attempt To Rewrite History Must Be Rejected – Odumakin by Decryptor(m): 12:28pm On Feb 22
Putindbutt:


See ipob licking IBB's butt now, wow. The same IBB?. Fear ipob. Sensible people can never be deceived, only gullible ipob. I agreed with Sowore that he should be arrested, and rot in jail.

Anyone who says the truth about you pathetic lots is termed ipob. Was it not the same IBB that enriched Alakija? As for IBB being arrested, go and arrest him if you have the balls.
Politics / Re: Ibb’s Attempt To Rewrite History Must Be Rejected – Odumakin by Decryptor(m): 11:58am On Feb 22
Felimax:
IBB is a f*cking liar!
Nigeria should not spare him. I want him thoroughly dealt with. Omg!


Go and deal with him na.

Empty chestbeating!!

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Politics / Re: Ibb’s Attempt To Rewrite History Must Be Rejected – Odumakin by Decryptor(m): 11:55am On Feb 22
IBB is the man of the moment! The man who has demystified the lies told by the media controlled by some certain people in this country.

Anyone who says IBB lied should write their own version of the truth and launch it or forever shut up!

The media was left in the hands of the wolves and they claimed that the sheep bit them first.

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Politics / Re: IBB Defends Executing Childhood Friend, Family Demands Restitution by Decryptor(m): 11:43am On Feb 22
banom:
This man really dealt with Yoruba people...and the thing still they pain them ..🤣🤣🤣

I swear 😂😂😂😂
Politics / Re: IBB Defends Executing Childhood Friend, Family Demands Restitution by Decryptor(m): 11:41am On Feb 22
Osiris12:
Ibb can never change. The maradona himself

Naso lies full the book.
History won’t be kind to these men.
He should just apologize now that he’s still alive. He has the opportunity now to purge his heart of the burden that weighs it.

I wonder the karmic burden on his soul if eventually he passes without restitution

Write your own book and tell us the truth!
Politics / Re: Ethnic Bigots Are Upset That IBB Debunked The Igbo Coup Narrative - Rufai Oseni by Decryptor(m): 11:31am On Feb 22
The media was left in the hands of the wolves and they claimed that the sheep bit them first

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Romance / Re: How Can I Stop Thinking About My Ex by Decryptor(m): 8:17am On Feb 22
Carndidlaydid:


Same old lame story

Women are always in a relationship for the benefits

Some old bs

If you couldn't defend the bs with valid points, then it's true!
Crime / Re: Quaham Babatunde Stabbed To Death In Dublin, Ireland by Decryptor(m): 2:40pm On Feb 19
Chibuzoc:
Bigoters would have labeled him a yoruba rapist

That's what he is!

Plus a trouble maker who took his genetics of agberoism as they are always known for here to that place which made him meet his waterloo.
Politics / Re: Notorious Bandit Leader Kachalla Dan Lukuti Dies After Barking Like A Dog by Decryptor(m): 11:35am On Feb 14
Most probably bitten by a wild dog or any other rabid animal in the bush where they hide to carry out their nefarious activities
Politics / Re: I Wouldn’t Be A Widow If Akeredolu Had Listened To Me – Betty Akeredolu by Decryptor(m): 11:32am On Feb 14
alezzy13:
Is that really what happened? Not according to the version I heard o.

From what I heard you and your cohorts literally forced a sickly Aketi to return to work (from Ibadan) so that your access to power and funds remain. Abi no be so?

Yoruba cooked-up gbegiri lie!
Properties / Re: How Do I Recover My Property From A Tenant Who Has Disappeared For Over 7 Years? by Decryptor(m): 11:22am On Feb 14
Lol.
It could be the tenant is unfortunately dead. Perhaps died in a road mishap or a victim of kidnapping and banditry.

I know one landlord here in Abuja whose tenant disappeared for over 3 years...in the third year, the landlord broke into the apartment and took some of the guy's property like his television and mattress which he is still making use of till today. He sold the rest to all these pantaker.

In your case, I will advice you to involve the law court (rent tribunal) and they will come and break the door,take inventory of every property in the house from bed to spoons, move them to the court and keep them there. Then you will be able to rent your house to another person and incase the tenant suddenly shows up, he would be told to go to the court to claim his property back and you as the landlord will have no case to answer.

Don't mind that clown that is telling you to break into the house on your own. He wants to put you in trouble. If the tenant suddenly resurfaces and claims he left cash in his house, you go pay o!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine Ready To Swap Territory With Russia – Zelensky by Decryptor(m): 11:22am On Feb 12
Poormanpikin:
I want this war to continue untill Moscow is taken and the whole Russia becomes a region under Ukraine while Putin and his cabinet become prisoners.

Keep dreaming grin grin

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Politics / Re: El-rufai Dismisses Claims Of Opposing Tinubu, Says He’s Moved On by Decryptor(m): 2:19am On Feb 11
RecessionistPMB:
Most of the ronus will be quick to term fubara as been a betrayer, just like named Prof. Osibanjo "judas".

They wil all go dumb and begin to crawl out with their warp logic if you dare refer to Tinubu as a betrayer too.

The stark reality is that Tinubu is even worse than a betrayer. If he (Tinubu), knows you are smart and a crook just like him, he will ease you out and trow you under the bus without blinking an eye.

But, personally, I equally like the treatment Elrufai has received.

They should all go and die, according to Oshomole!

You spoke my mind!
Politics / Re: Ten Years Of APC In One Picture by Decryptor(m): 2:53pm On Feb 10
doncartel:
And Apc is likely to take over Anambra state from Soludo in a few months time. Since Peter Obi can’t save his own Anambra state from Apc, we may be dreaming if we expect him to save Nigeria from Apc in the 2027 election.

Atiku is now quite old and there’s not much difference between him and Tinubu. Kwankwaso seems to be receiving credit alert from Tinubu. In short, Nigeria is stuck with Apc maybe until Jesus Christ comes back.

You think Anambra is like Ekiti state?

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Education / Re: FG Seeks Reversal Of Mother Tongue Policy In Primary Schools by Decryptor(m): 2:47pm On Feb 10
Akalia:
You are not exposed well enough to opine this.
I work with yourubas and I can confirm to you that the educated ones in the context of my experience speak and right good grammar.

With the "H" factor always coming to play while they are talking loudly? Continue deceiving yourself!!
Politics / Re: Mining Web Portal FG Spent N700m On Can’t Be Reached by Decryptor(m): 2:36pm On Feb 10
At its launch in November 2017, Kayode Fayemi stated:

“We have spent about N700 million to develop this Integrated Automation and Interactive GIS Web Portal to improve Ease-of-Doing-Business in the mining sector.”

Na dem

Na dem.

They were usually in charge of ICT in all these Government parastatal but will never deliver. They'll embezzle the money and use it for owambe parties.

A typical functional portal website will not cost more than N2m to be fully operational...why not at least embezzle the bulk of it and use the little needed to do the job?

Tomorrow, they will say Igbos are their problems!!

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Religion / Re: What Do You Think About The Gospel Of Miracle Alert?? by Decryptor(m): 3:09pm On Feb 09
Kobojunkie:
Miracle alert? A software error causes someone else's money to hit your account. Rather than return it, you declare it was a miracle? Yikes! 😐😐😐😐

And then go to prison afterwards.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Gets Arrested Abroad For Calling Medication "Drugs" by Decryptor(m): 7:43am On Feb 04
Dalohad:
The stupid English police don't even understand their own language.

You are the one that doesn't understand their language so rest!
Crime / Re: Hotels Sealed As Anambra Community Enforces Homeland Security Law (video) by Decryptor(m): 1:54pm On Jan 30
Good one. At least the Governor is being proactive unlike that region where a traditional ruler was involved in the killing of a guest in his own hotel with nothing done to ensure there's no reoccurrence.
Politics / Re: Obi Approves Advisory Council For Obidient Movement As Hilda Dokubo Opposes by Decryptor(m): 1:23pm On Jan 30
This Hilda na better MILF o shocked

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Deputy Governor, Eyakenyi loses Daughter 7 months after wedding by Decryptor(m): 8:42am On Jan 29
themosthigh:
What is this thing about fat women dying during childbirth? I know at least 5 deaths like this in the last 3 years and all are very fat women. Someone has to look into this deeply

High BP!
Business / Re: Beware Of Counterfeit Farrow's Giant Marrow Peas In The Market by Decryptor(m): 7:13am On Jan 25
Even the original one might likely contain preservatives and probably additives which isn't good for health.

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