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Islam for Muslims / Re: Happy Id-El-Maulud Celebration! by DEGENIUS2: 3:35pm On Feb 06, 2012
Can we Celebrate the Birthday of Prophet Muhammad?

There is nothing in the Qur’aan to say that we should celebrate the Mawlid or birthday of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him). The Prophet himself (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) did not do this or command anyone to do it, either during his lifetime or after his death. Indeed, he told them not to exaggerate about him as the Christians had exaggerated about Jesus (upon whom be peace). He said: “Do not exaggerate about me as the Christians exaggerated about the son of Maryam. I am only a slave, so say, ‘The slave of Allaah and His Messenger.’” (Reported by al-Bukhaari). What has been reported is that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) made the day of his birth a day of worship, which is different to celebration. He was asked about fasting on Mondays, and he said: “That is the day on which I was born and the day on which I was entrusted with the Mission or when I was first given Revelation.” (Reported by Muslim, al-Nisaa’i and Abu Dawood).

Moreover, we know that the Sahaabah (may Allaah be pleased with them) were the people who loved the Prophet most. Was it reported that Abu Bakr, who was the closest of people to him and the one who loved him the most, celebrated the birthday of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him)? Was it reported that ‘Umar, who ruled for twelve years, or ‘Uthmaan, did this? Was it reported that ‘Ali, his relative and foster son, did this? Was it reported that any of the Sahaabah did this? No, by Allaah! Is it because they were not aware of its importance, or did they not truly love the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him)? No one would say such a thing except one who has gone astray and is leading others astray.

Did any of the imaams – Abu Haneefah, Maalik, al-Shaafi’i, Ahmad, al-Hasan al-Basri, Ibn Seereen – do this or command others to do it or say that it was good? By Allaah, no! It was not even mentioned during the first and best three centuries. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said in a saheeh hadeeth: “The best of mankind are my generation (or my century), then those who come after them, then those who come after them. Then there will come a people who will not care if their testimony comes before their oath or vice versa (i.e., they will not take such matter seriously).” (Reported by al-Bukhaari, Muslim and al-Tirmidhi). The celebration of the Prophet’s birthday appeared many centuries later, when many of the features of true religion had vanished and bid’ah had become widespread.

Thus this celebration became a sign of one’s love for the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him)? But can it be possible that the Sahaabah, the imaams and the people of the best three centuries were unaware of it, and it was only those who came later who were aware of its importance?! What the Qur’aan tells us is that love of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) is demonstrated by following the guidance he brought. Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):

“Say (O Muhammad): ‘If you (really) love Allaah, then follow me, Allah will love you and forgive you your sins. And Allaah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.

Say: ‘Obey Allaah and the Messenger.’ But if they turn away, then Allaah does not like the disbelievers.” [Aal ‘Imraan 3:31-32]

The first aayah explains that love is just a claim, but the proof of sincerity is following what the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) brought. The second aayah reaffirms the importance and necessity of obeying Allaah and His Messenger. Hence Allaah ended the aayah with a very stern warning in which those who refuse to obey are described as kaafirs, and Allah does not love the disbelievers. We ask Allaah to keep us safe from that. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) told us of the danger of not obeying him, and the danger of adding to what he brought. The celebration of Mawlid or his birthday is indeed an addition to what he brought – as all the scholars agree. He said: “The best of speech is the Book of Allaah, and the best of guidance is the guidance of Muhammad. The most evil of things are those which are newly-invented (in religion), and every innovation is a going astray.” (Reported by Muslim and al-Nisaa’i).

We ask Allaah to protect us from bid’ah and to bless us by helping us to follow. Allaah knows best. May Allaah bless our Prophet Muhammad.

The celebration of Al-Mawlid is a reprehensible Bid’ah and its celebrators have strayed away from the truth, because the religion of Allah is complete and perfect. Allah says that which translates as: "This day I have perfected for you your religion and completed my favour upon you and have approved for you Islam as a religion." (Al-Maa’idah: 3).

Imaam Maalik, may Allah have mercy upon him, said: "What was considered at that time (i.e. the time of the Prophet sallAllahu ‘alaihi wa sallam and his companions) as a part of the religion is the religion, otherwise it is not a part of the religion."

It is a historical fact that the Bid’ah of Al-Mawlid was initiated by Al-‘Ubaydiyyoon, who were the atheists that ruled the Faatimi state. This Bid’ah was definitely and undoubtedly not practiced by the distinguished first three generations of the Muslim nation, it is a new innovation and it is misguidance. The Prophet sallAllahu ‘alaihi wa sallam said: "Every Bid'ah (innovation) is misguidance" (Ahmad, Tirmidhi and others). All new innovation are rejected by Allah because the Prophet sallAllahu ‘alaihi wa sallam said: “He who does something which is not according to what we (i.e., the Prophet sallAllahu ‘alaihi wa sallam and his companions) are upon then it is rejected” (Muslim). Imaam An-Nawawi, may Allah have mercy upon him, said: "‘Rejected' meaning false and not considered by Allah at all." He also said: "This Hadeeth lays down one of the great fundamentals of Islam, which rejects and refutes any new innovation in Islam." He further said: "This Hadeeth must be spread and used as a means to negate all new evils."

Therefore, the Bid’ah of Al-Mawlid is misguidance which is rejected and has no significance to the religion of Islam.
Islam for Muslims / Can We Celebrate The Birthday Of Prophet Muhammad (maulud Nabiyy)? by DEGENIUS2: 3:12pm On Feb 06, 2012
Can we Celebrate the Birthday of Prophet Muhammad?

There is nothing in the Qur’aan to say that we should celebrate the Mawlid or birthday of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him). The Prophet himself (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) did not do this or command anyone to do it, either during his lifetime or after his death. Indeed, he told them not to exaggerate about him as the Christians had exaggerated about Jesus (upon whom be peace). He said: “Do not exaggerate about me as the Christians exaggerated about the son of Maryam. I am only a slave, so say, ‘The slave of Allaah and His Messenger.’” (Reported by al-Bukhaari). What has been reported is that the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) made the day of his birth a day of worship, which is different to celebration. He was asked about fasting on Mondays, and he said: “That is the day on which I was born and the day on which I was entrusted with the Mission or when I was first given Revelation.” (Reported by Muslim, al-Nisaa’i and Abu Dawood).

Moreover, we know that the Sahaabah (may Allaah be pleased with them) were the people who loved the Prophet most. Was it reported that Abu Bakr, who was the closest of people to him and the one who loved him the most, celebrated the birthday of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him)? Was it reported that ‘Umar, who ruled for twelve years, or ‘Uthmaan, did this? Was it reported that ‘Ali, his relative and foster son, did this? Was it reported that any of the Sahaabah did this? No, by Allaah! Is it because they were not aware of its importance, or did they not truly love the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him)? No one would say such a thing except one who has gone astray and is leading others astray.

Did any of the imaams – Abu Haneefah, Maalik, al-Shaafi’i, Ahmad, al-Hasan al-Basri, Ibn Seereen – do this or command others to do it or say that it was good? By Allaah, no! It was not even mentioned during the first and best three centuries. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said in a saheeh hadeeth: “The best of mankind are my generation (or my century), then those who come after them, then those who come after them. Then there will come a people who will not care if their testimony comes before their oath or vice versa (i.e., they will not take such matter seriously).” (Reported by al-Bukhaari, Muslim and al-Tirmidhi). The celebration of the Prophet’s birthday appeared many centuries later, when many of the features of true religion had vanished and bid’ah had become widespread.

Thus this celebration became a sign of one’s love for the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him)? But can it be possible that the Sahaabah, the imaams and the people of the best three centuries were unaware of it, and it was only those who came later who were aware of its importance?! What the Qur’aan tells us is that love of the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) is demonstrated by following the guidance he brought. Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning):

“Say (O Muhammad): ‘If you (really) love Allaah, then follow me, Allah will love you and forgive you your sins. And Allaah is Oft-Forgiving, Most Merciful.

Say: ‘Obey Allaah and the Messenger.’ But if they turn away, then Allaah does not like the disbelievers.” [Aal ‘Imraan 3:31-32]

The first aayah explains that love is just a claim, but the proof of sincerity is following what the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) brought. The second aayah reaffirms the importance and necessity of obeying Allaah and His Messenger. Hence Allaah ended the aayah with a very stern warning in which those who refuse to obey are described as kaafirs, and Allah does not love the disbelievers. We ask Allaah to keep us safe from that. The Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) told us of the danger of not obeying him, and the danger of adding to what he brought. The celebration of Mawlid or his birthday is indeed an addition to what he brought – as all the scholars agree. He said: “The best of speech is the Book of Allaah, and the best of guidance is the guidance of Muhammad. The most evil of things are those which are newly-invented (in religion), and every innovation is a going astray.” (Reported by Muslim and al-Nisaa’i).

We ask Allaah to protect us from bid’ah and to bless us by helping us to follow. Allaah knows best. May Allaah bless our Prophet Muhammad.

The celebration of Al-Mawlid is a reprehensible Bid’ah and its celebrators have strayed away from the truth, because the religion of Allah is complete and perfect. Allah says that which translates as: "This day I have perfected for you your religion and completed my favour upon you and have approved for you Islam as a religion." (Al-Maa’idah: 3).

Imaam Maalik, may Allah have mercy upon him, said: "What was considered at that time (i.e. the time of the Prophet sallAllahu ‘alaihi wa sallam and his companions) as a part of the religion is the religion, otherwise it is not a part of the religion."

It is a historical fact that the Bid’ah of Al-Mawlid was initiated by Al-‘Ubaydiyyoon, who were the atheists that ruled the Faatimi state. This Bid’ah was definitely and undoubtedly not practiced by the distinguished first three generations of the Muslim nation, it is a new innovation and it is misguidance. The Prophet sallAllahu ‘alaihi wa sallam said: "Every Bid'ah (innovation) is misguidance" (Ahmad, Tirmidhi and others). All new innovation are rejected by Allah because the Prophet sallAllahu ‘alaihi wa sallam said: “He who does something which is not according to what we (i.e., the Prophet sallAllahu ‘alaihi wa sallam and his companions) are upon then it is rejected” (Muslim). Imaam An-Nawawi, may Allah have mercy upon him, said: "‘Rejected' meaning false and not considered by Allah at all." He also said: "This Hadeeth lays down one of the great fundamentals of Islam, which rejects and refutes any new innovation in Islam." He further said: "This Hadeeth must be spread and used as a means to negate all new evils."

Therefore, the Bid’ah of Al-Mawlid is misguidance which is rejected and has no significance to the religion of Islam.
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Politics / Re: Here We Go Again: CPC Rejects Presidential Election Result by DEGENIUS2: 11:33pm On Apr 18, 2011
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can u imagine that the that even the oppositionparty agents and members were bribed.
there was mass rigging is south south zone espectially in the rural area
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Religion / How To Convert To Islam And Become A Muslim by DEGENIUS2: 7:23am On Dec 30, 2010
How to Convert to Islam and Become a Muslim
The word “Muslim” means one who submits to the will of God, regardless of their race, nationality or ethnic background. Becoming a Muslim is a simple and easy process that requires no pre-requisites. One may convert alone in privacy, or he/she may do so in the presence of others.
If anyone has a real desire to be a Muslim and has full conviction and strong belief that Islam is the true religion of God, then, all one needs to do is pronounce the “Shahada”, the testimony of faith, without further delay. The “Shahada” is the first and most important of the five pillars of Islam.
With the pronunciation of this testimony, or “Shahada”, with sincere belief and conviction, one enters the fold of Islam.
Upon entering the fold of Islam purely for the Pleasure of God, all of one’s previous sins are forgiven, and one starts a new life of piety and righteousness. The Prophet said to a person who had placed the condition upon the Prophet in accepting Islam that God would forgive his sins:
“Do you not know that accepting Islam destroys all sins which come before it?” (Saheeh Muslim)
When one accepts Islam, they in essence repent from the ways and beliefs of their previous life. One need not be overburdened by sins committed before their acceptance. The person’s record is clean, and it is as if he was just born from his mother’s womb. One should try as much as possible to keep his records clean and strive to do as many good deeds as possible.
The Holy Quran and Hadeeth (prophetic sayings) both stress the importance of following Islam. God states:
“, The only religion in the sight of God is Islam, ” (Quran 3:19)
In another verse of the Holy Quran, God states:
“If anyone desires a religion other than Islam, never will it be accepted of him; and in the Hereafter, he will be in the ranks of those who have lost (their selves in the Hellfire).” (Quran 3:85)
In another saying, Muhammad, the Prophet of God, said:
“Whoever testifies that there in none worthy of being worshipped but God, Who has no partner, and that Muhammad is His slave and Prophet, and that Jesus is the Slave of God, His Prophet, and His word[1] which He bestowed in Mary and a spirit created from Him; and that Paradise (Heaven) is true, and that the Hellfire is true, God will eventually admit him into Paradise, according to his deeds.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)
The Prophet of God, may the blessing and mercy of God be upon him, also reported:
“Indeed God has forbidden to reside eternally in Hell the person who says: “I testify that none has the right to worship except Allah (God),’ seeking thereby the Face of God.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)
The Declaration of the Testimony (Shahada)
To convert to Islam and become a Muslim a person needs to pronounce the below testimony with conviction and understanding its meaning:
I testify “La ilah illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.”
The translation of which is:
“I testify that there is no true god (deity) but God (Allah), and that Muhammad is a Messenger (Prophet) of God.”

When someone pronounces the testimony with conviction, then he/she has become a Muslim. It can be done alone, but it is much better to be done with an adviser through the “Live Help” at top, so we may help you in pronouncing it right and to provide you with important resources for new Muslims.
The first part of the testimony consists of the most important truth that God revealed to mankind: that there is nothing divine or worthy of being worshipped except for Almighty God. God states in the Holy Quran:
“We did not send the Messenger before you without revealing to him: ‘none has the right to be worshipped except I, therefore worship Me.’” (Quran 21:25)
This conveys that all forms of worship, whether it be praying, fasting, invoking, seeking refuge in, and offering an animal as sacrifice, must be directed to God and to God alone. Directing any form of worship to other than God (whether it be an angel, a messenger, Jesus, Muhammad, a saint, an idol, the sun, the moon, a tree) is seen as a contradiction to the fundamental message of Islam, and it is an unforgivable sin unless it is repented from before one dies. All forms of worship must be directed to God only.
Worship means the performance of deeds and sayings that please God, things which He commanded or encouraged to be performed, either by direct textual proof or by analogy. Thus, worship is not restricted to the implementation of the five pillars of Islam, but also includes every aspect of life. Providing food for one’s family, and saying something pleasant to cheer a person up are also considered acts of worship, if such is done with the intention of pleasing God. This means that, to be accepted, all acts of worship must be carried out sincerely for the Sake of God alone.
The second part of the testimony means that Prophet Muhammad is the servant and chosen messenger of God. This implies that one obeys and follows the commands of the Prophet. One must believe in what he has said, practice his teachings and avoid what he has forbidden. One must therefore worship God only according to his teaching alone, for all the teachings of the Prophet were in fact revelations and inspirations conveyed to him by God.
One must try to mold their lives and character and emulate the Prophet, as he was a living example for humans to follow. God says:
“And indeed you are upon a high standard of moral character.” (Quran 68:4)
God also said:
“And in deed you have a good and upright example in the Messenger of God, for those who hope in the meeting of God and the Hereafter, and mentions God much.” (Quran 33:21)
He was sent in order to practically implement the Quran, in his saying, deeds, legislation as well as all other facets of life. Aisha, the wife of the Prophet, when asked about the character of the Prophet, replied:
“His character was that of the Quran.” (As-Suyooti)
To truly adhere to the second part of the Shahada is to follow his example in all walks of life. God says:
“Say (O Muhammad to mankind): ‘If you (really) love God, then follow me.’” (Quran 3:31)
It also means that Muhammad is the Final Prophet and Messenger of God, and that no (true) Prophet can come after him.
“Muhammad is not the father of any man among you but he is the Messenger of God and the last (end) of the Prophets and God is Ever All-Aware of everything.” (Quran 33:40)
All who claim to be prophets or receive revelation after Muhammad are imposters, and to acknowledge them would be tantamount to disbelief.
We welcome you to Islam, congratulate you for your decision, and will try to help you in any way we can.
Religion / Re: Immoral Love Message In The So Called Holy Bible by DEGENIUS2: 10:12am On Dec 25, 2010
BE RATIONAL
BUT THIS IS FROM THE BIBLE NOT THE HOLY QURAN
Religion / Immoral Love Message In The So Called Holy Bible by DEGENIUS2: 8:00am On Dec 25, 2010
بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ
(In the name of ALLAH the most beneficent the most merciful)

IMMORAL LOVE MESSAGE IN THE BIBLE


This love oriented message is from the so called HOLY BIBLE

“I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon
Come let us take our fill of love till morning
Let us delight ourselves with love”
And a second
“Behold you are beautiful, my love
Behold you are beautiful
Your eyes are doves behind the veil
Your teeth are like a flock of shorn ewes
Your lips are like a scarlet thread and your mouth is lovely
Your cheeks are like halves of pomegranate
Your two bosoms are like two fawns
Twins of a gazelle that feed among lilies”

THIS VERSE ABOVE IS FROM THE BIBLE GOTO
NIGERIA CHRISTAINS! If someone texts these messages to your wife or female children, what would you say?
I THINK IT IS HIGH TIME U START QUESTIONING THE AUTHENTICITY OF THE BIBLE
it is moral decadence, absolute behavioral bankruptcy. You see, that is the reason we all need
TO START QUESTIONING THE AUTHENTICITY OF THE BIBLE THAT CHRISTIAN BELIEVE IN AS THEIR SOURCE OF AUTHORITY
THE BIBLE IS ADULTERATED THAT IS WHY MANY CHRISTIANS ARE AT CONFUSED ABOUT DIFFERENT ISSUES IN CHRISTIANITY.
BECAUSE THIS VERSE IS SIMILAR TO WHAT YOU SEE IN LOVE MAGAZINE
impossible!
IF YOU WANT TO PROVE ME WRONG READ
proverbs 7:17-18 and Solomon 4:1-5
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Religion / Re: I Need An Evidence Confirming The Celebration Of Christmas From The Bible by DEGENIUS2: 10:20am On Dec 24, 2010
REPLY TO CHUKUDI
BISMILLAHI RAHMAN  RAHEEM
WHERE IS THE WORD "CHRISTMAS IN YOUR EVIDENCE OR DECEMBER 25"
IF YOU REALLY NEED MY 10K GO AND ASK YOUR PASTOR
  U HAVE UNLIMITED TIME TO REPLY
  MY FELLOW FELLOW NAIRALANDERS PLZ CRITICALLY READ HIS POST
Religion / Re: Conversion Of Pastor Jonnathan Into Islam by DEGENIUS2: 9:21am On Dec 24, 2010
I WANT  MY FELLOW NIGERIANS TO COMMENT ON THIS POST
BECAUSE THIS IS AN EVIDENCE BASED POST
I ALWAYS POST WITH FACT AND FIGURE  FROM THE SCRIPTURES

NAIRA LAND CHRISTAINS PLZ DISPROVE MY EVIDENCE IF U HAVE ANY.
BECAUSE I STILL HAVE MORE FACTS TO POST B4 THE END OF THIS YEAR
   GOTO MARK 7V7-8


Mar 7:7  Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.
Mar 7:8  For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold theG3588 tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do

COMENT

THE CELEBRATION OF CHRISTMAS BY CHRISTAINS IS A LAW OF MAN NOT OF GOD
  ALSO READ I THESELONAIANS 5V21

1Th 5:21  Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.
ALSO READ JOHN 8V32

Joh 8:32  And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.G
Religion / Re: I Need An Evidence Confirming The Celebration Of Christmas From The Bible by DEGENIUS2: 8:54am On Dec 24, 2010
FROM THE DESK OF ADELEKE MUHAMMED FROM PORT HARCOURT CITY RIVERS STATE
HI JOAGBAJE , DID U WANT TO COMPARE THE RELEVANCE AND IMPORTANCE OF THE USAGE OF INTERNET AND CELEBRATION  OF CHRISTMAS TO  CHRISTAINS
ARE THEY THE SAME ?
WE ARE TALKING RELIGION U ARE RELATING IT TO INTERNET USAGE.
IMAGINE U COMPARING  CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION TO INTERNET USAGE
I NEED YOUR EVIDENCE IF ANY?
DON'T DODGE MY QUESTION
REMEMBER THAT I PROMISE 10,000. FOR THE PERSON  THAT CAN GIVE THE EVIDENCE
i.e  SCRIPTURAL FACTS ON  THE CELEBRATION ON OF CHRISTMAS ON DECEMBER 25TH OF EVERY YEAR .

NO EVIDENCE IF ANY POST YOURS NIGERIAN CHRISTAINS
DON'T BE DOGMATIC  BE RATIONAL.


HI NIGERIAN CHRISTAINS

WHY IS THAT SOME CHRISTAIN DENOMINATIONS DON'T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS
FEW OF THEM IN NIGERIA ARE AS FOLLOWS

(1)GOSPEL FAITH MISSION

(2)DEEPER LIFE (THAT IS WHY DEEPER LIFE MEMBERS USE TO HAVE THIER END OF THE YEAR CAMPING PROGRAM DURING THE CHRISTMAS PERIOD)THINK ABOUT THIS, WEAR YOUR THINKING CAP

(3)JEHOVAH WITNESSES

AMONG OTHERS
Religion / I Need An Evidence Confirming The Celebration Of Christmas From The Bible by DEGENIUS2: 12:26am On Dec 24, 2010
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Religion / Conversion Of Pastor Jonnathan Into Islam by DEGENIUS2: 3:38pm On Dec 23, 2010
THE REVERSION OF PASTOR JONATHAN
………………………, How THEY  Became Muslims!





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ACTS 1 SCENE 1: Saeed visits Samuel’s family
               SCENE 2: Pastor Fred pays visit
ACTS 2 SCENE 1:Da‘wah Centre visits Samuel’s family

CHARACTERS
Samuel:  formerly Suleiman
Juliana:  formerly Aishah
Saeed:   the friend
Muhammad: the preacher
Khadijah:      the preacher
Jonathan:      the Pastor


ACTS 1 SCENE 1
In the house of Malam Suleiman, now Samuel, Saeed’s school friend of old pays visit, music was on in the house
Saeed: (knocks the door) Assalaamu alaykum!! Salamu alaykum!
Juliana: who is that crazy person? What has salamu alaykum got to do in a house covered by the precious blood of Jesus?
Saeed: sorry ma, I am actually going to the house of my old time friend-Suleiman and Aishah in the university. I was told they live here
Juliana….(thinks)…who are you? What is your name?
Saeed: my name is Saeed, thank you, ma. Do you know where they live around here…, cuts in
Juliana: s-a-e-e-d! S-a-e-e-d! Oh, it’s you, Great Imam. Ah! I am sorry for that. I only thought it was these area boys
Saeed: don’t mind! How are you? It was really great when I learnt that your brother lives here
….meanwhile Samuel walks in

Samuel: great Saeed, how are you? It is really pretty seeing you
Saeed: So I am. as-salamu alaykum
Samuel: we don’t greet that again. That has become a past tense, brother
Saeed: Suleiman, you must be out of your senses. You must be crazy! Are you telling me you have become a kafir, you and your sister?
Samuel: mind you, I am Samuel and not Suleiman. I am covered with the blood of Jesus. Now a son of God and not a slave of God, now a follower of Jesus the powerful, unlike Muhammad .pra- pra praise the Lord
Juliana: halleluiah, infact brother Saeed, you are too good to be a slave of God. I can see the blood of Jesus on you. And the kingdom of God is certain for you unlike when you are a Muslim. Join us, Jesus loves you……,  (Cuts in)
Saeed: shut up! Eh en. Sho tan! You would not come to programmes! You refused to join the Madrasatul Islamiyyah! You believed you were immunized from AIDS!
Samuel: AIDS! Which AIDS? I am not promiscuous
Saeed: ah, poor you. Don’t you know that is Acquired Imaan Deficiency Syndrome? Like all the silly things you are saying since morning are parts of it
Juliana: aaafa Saeed! Either AIDS or HIV, you see, God loved us that he came in flesh to die for our sins on the cross of Calvary in order that we may be joined to him but Muhammad did not die for us
Saeed: you see, inability to think properly is part of AIDS! If you think well, when God came to die for your sins, who received the sacrifice, Himself as God or Who?
Juliana: you can’t understand for you don’t have the Holy Ghost. Look Saeed, Christ liberated us. See me today, I can express myself, I can dress the way I like, I can talk anywhere anytime. Woo! I am a woman of God’, in da name of Jeeesus!
Samuel: bro Saeed, don’t be frustrated I can understand you really love us but Jesus loves us better. Even the Qur’an testifies to the greatness of Jesus that ‘man ansarii ila llahi’ in Suuratus Saff 61. So accept him and forget about all this ‘alif fatha tannin un’. They are not necessary.
Saeed: Allah forbids me become frustrated .I look at you people with sympathy. You need a rescue team. This family must be rescued. I shall call back tomorrow insha-Allah
Samuel: that is no case. Our pastor –Evangelist Jonathan Iyanu Zanzibar will equally be here. We shall see the power of J-E-E-S-U-S!
Saeed: okay, let me go now. We see tomorrow insha Allah.

SCENE 2

Pastor Jonathan Iyanu Jesu came in singing and speaking in tongue
Pastor…Holy Ghost fire, Holy Ghost fire. Somebody came to this house yesterday. Ah yes, he wants you people out of the bosom of the Lord but him you resisted. Amen, amen
Tabaratha tiba kaba moro sibe
Tirere tararu moromoro mayamaya
Monshut twoa yop kori
Dozek yagot chauchangi
……everyone kneels down, singing amen, amen. I saw in the vision that the Lord would reveal that man today but really the man is holy but he has to accept Christ to be perfect. torotuwa yap chagi-yes it says turn around and embrace Jesus.
Juliana: o man of God, he is our colleague-Saeed we really want him to be in the lord. Pray da lord and let him be saved.
Samuel: everybody praises the lord, amen, praise him all the day,  ,  ,  , Everybody shout alleluia, hallelujah (music).pastor! The lord has shown me that all of us including Saeed shall worship the Lord together
Pastor: praise- praise- praise the lord
             Bend down for Jesus
             Bend down for Jesus
             Bend down for Jesus
             Jesus Na Lord!
But a question, do you see him in church or where?
Samuel: I only saw that we are worshipping God together –not in the Church
Juliana: it is all the same, you don’t need to necessarily see the church.
Pastor: you see, when he comes, give him good dishes, promise him fine ladies, and ask him if he needs financial support to further his course. We must help God to bring in Saeed, brethren, let us pray
“……, they kneel down and he rattles again and thereafter
Curtain falls

ACTS 2 SCENE 1
Saeed had gone to invite Imaam Muhammad and sister Khadijah to come with him to the house of Samuel and Juliana. They knocked the door, this time saying peace! ……ko ko ko
(From inside) Who is that?
(From outside) Good day peace unto him who accepts guidance.
Samuel: you are welcome. Please may you come in? Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord
Saeed: blessed be he who accepts the truth of God. What about Juliana?
(Juliana walks in), dear Samuel and Juliana, these are Imaam Muhammad-the head of the Da‘wah Revolution and sister Khadijah, the officer in charge of Reverts Stabilization of the Islaamic and Arabic Institute
Samuel: ah, you are welcome to our house
Muhammad and Khadijah: thank you for your hospitality
Saeed: dear Imaam and sister, this is Mr. Samuel formerly Mr. Suleiman and Sister Juliana, formerly sister Aishah
Imaam Muhd: oh what good and fascinating names. Suleiman is a name of Allah’s prophet, similarly Samuel…….
Juliana: what about mine?
Imaam Muhd: equally Juliana is name of an important religious figure and Aishah is the name of the Mother of the faithfuls
Juliana: o wonderful, thank you Jesus
Samuel: I want to believe that you came for a religious dialogue with us? Please let me invite our pastor- most Reverend Jonathan Zanzibar 080…(dials no) hello, hello pastor, halleluiah they are here in fact, not one, not two, but twelve(12) limbs are here. Jeeeeeeeesus! 12 limbs? That is incredible, we shall win
Imaam Muhd: why do you need inviting your pastor, Brother Samuel, Suleiman? Are you not capable of expressing your view?
Samuel: Imaam, don’t be afraid. Saeed, Khadijah and you Imaam are here. You want us to stay uncovered?
Pastor walks in………….
Pastor: halleluiah I bless you all in da mighty name of Jesus, Good day.
Samuel and Juliana: welcome pastor-these are our guests-Imaam Muhammad and sister Khadijah-they are here to discuss with us the Word of God.
They all exchanged greetings-the pastor prayed
Pastor: Mayan-Mayan filefila yagbekoto
Amen! The Lord has informed that there are some three people who shall accept Christ today, praise the Lord!
…, praise the Lord, oh sing oh sing oh
Jesus Oh- Oh Jesus (2ce)
Jesus you don win o Jesus
Pata- pata you go win forever Jesus
Imaam Muhd: quite interesting. By Allah-3 people will accept Christ today in the right perspective. It shall happen today, insha Allah
Juliana: Oga pastor, why I accepted Christianity is very clear, one; Muslims don’t allow their females to speak anywhere any time, they are imprisoned, two. . . . .
Pastor sad cuts in) Imaam Muhammad, in fact Christ came to liberate women, do you hear that?
Imaam: so you left islaam because of that?
Juliana: of course-plenty more, explain that and you will hear more
Khadijah: really, my dear, islaam does not forbid women from talking or learning, it only said that they should do it moderately. It is Christianity that forbids women……….
Pastor (cuts in) you lie, where? Where?
Khadijah: let us read the bible of 1st Corinthian chapter14:34-35
      “As in all the churches of the saints, the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be subordinate, as even the law says. If there is anything they desire to know, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church”
Juliana: pastor! Ah! Is that true? But we have many of our churches owned and managed by women?
Imaam: pastor, answer! Did Islaam place such embargoes on women? No
Pastor: eh, actually apart from that, women must cover their head in Islam and they are subject to their husbands
Khadijah: Oga pastor, Allah asks women to cover their selves for honor, respect and dignity. Read in 1st Corinthians 11:3
“ .  ,  The head of a woman is her husband and the head of Christ is God”
In the next two verses, 5 and 6
“But any woman who prays with her head uncovered dishonors her head-it is the same as if her head is shaven. For if a woman will not veil herself, then she should cut off her hair, but if it is disgraceful for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her wear a veil”
Samuel: this is becoming hard to understand, pastor talk now; they are quoting our New Testament.
Pastor: Mr. Samuel, you see they are not children of God but slaves of God, so they do not understand well
Imaam: pastor-but it is the slaves of God that would be successful!
Pastor: where? In your Qur’an (laughs mysteriously)
Imaam: pastor-may you read by yourself. Romans 6:22
“… but now that you have been set free from sin and have become slaves of God, the return you get is sanctification and its end, eternal life”
Samuel: so we are to be slaves of God and not children? But Muhammad the Prophet(S) cannot save and he is not powerful! Imaam, explain
Imaam: you see the prophets of God are His mouthpieces; they only act on His behalf. Look to what Jesus said
   “I can do nothing on my own authority” John 5:30 and also
“…, do not murmur among yourselves. No one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws him” john 6:43-44
Pastor: but how much do you know of the bible? Do you know that no where in the Qur’an does it say that Muslims will be in Jannah? Imaam: Mr., Jonathan! You lie. The Qur’an in suuratul Zukhruf 43:68-70 mention that Muslims would enter al-jannah and many other places. Mind you, no plan of paradise for Christians by Jesus; for Jesus only said in john 17:24 that he desires that they should enter paradise but it was not approved.
Pastor: the bible is a holy book unlike. . . . .
Imaam: . . . .(Cuts in) . . . what? The  Qur’an? Pastor you see, you have decided to systematically dodge the church embargo on women and many others but I put it to you that the bible is one of the best books of pornography-teaching our young ones evil
Pastor: dear Imaam! Don’t blaspheme for what you are saying is untrue
Khadijah: when we expose your bible you would know? Look! I will read to you two text messages and thereafter I would ask a question:
   “I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes and cinnamon
    Come let us take our fill of love till morning
    Let us delight ourselves with love”
And a second
“Behold you are beautiful, my love
Behold you are beautiful
Your eyes are doves behind the veil
Your teeth are like a flock of shorn ewes
Your lips are like a scarlet thread and your mouth is lovely
Your cheeks are like halves of pomegranate
Your two breasts are like two fawns
Twins of a gazelle that feed among lilies”

Mr. Pastor! If someone texts these messages to your wife or female children, what would you say?
Pastor: it is moral decadence, absolute behavioral bankruptcy. You see, that is the reason we all need Christ, the bible
Imaam: unfortunately, it is that bible you mentioned that contain them
Juliana: impossible!
Saeed: it is contained in proverbs 7:17-18 and Solomon 4:1-5
Samuel: incredible
Imaam: that is just a little, if we expose more, where fathers sex their daughters, sons sex their fathers wives publicly father sex daughter in law, little wonder, Christians do not see these evils as evils
Pastor: Jesus has died for our sins. We are forgiven by the blood of Jesus according to Romans 3 and 5
Saeed: on one condition! You must equally accept that you are children of the devil.
Samuel: how? Why?
Khadijah: open to the book of John 8
  “…, but now you seek to kill me, a man who has told you the truth which I heard from God; this is not what Abraham did. You do what your father did…….you are of your father the devil and your will is to do your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning and has nothing to do with the truth, because there is no truth in him” John 8: 40-41, 44
Do you hear that, Mr. Samuel, Juliana? You are the followers of the devil if you share that belief. Repent! No way for you in Christianity.
Pastor: but the blood of Jesus has washed away all sins
Imaam: impossible! In Luke 12:10 we are told that those who abuse the Holy Spirit will never be forgiven. In mark 4:11-12, Jesus speaks parables so that non-disciples may not understand and repent; in Matthew 6:14, Jesus said if you do not forgive your brother, God will not forgive you also. So where is the so-called free gift?
Saeed: eh en! How! Do you know that part of the original curse you claim the blood of Jesus has cleansed is
“.to the woman, God said, I will greatly multiply your pain in childbearing, in pain you shall bring forth children. Yet your desire shall be for your husband and he shall rule over you” Genesis 3:16.
So tell me, why do all Christians whether born again or die again still suffer the above despite their belief in the redemptive blood? Or is labor pain spiritual? (Everybody laughs)
Juliana: I am sure, enough is enough, Islaam is the right way
Pastor: no! How do you know that? What signs accompany them?
Imaam: in suuratul furqan 25:63-71, Allah describes characteristics of the believers. a gracious God is Allah. What about Christians?
Samuel: true belief and salvation
Imaam: you lie; open to mark 16:17-18
“And these signs will accompany those who believe: in my name they will cast out demons; they will speak new tongues; they will pick up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will not hurt them; they will lay their hands on the sick and they will recover”
Oga, which of these signs do you have in your selves? Please do not waste your time, if you wish for more debate, it will continue but for what purpose? The truth is that Allah alone is God and He alone should be worshipped. Muhammad is His Messenger and the seal of all Allah’s Messengers and Prophets. Accept Allah and all your transgressions shall be forgiven you. The Qur’an is Allah’s words, immune from discrepancies. Bear witness to the truth, Samuel, Juliana and pastor! That you accept Allah, for your stubborn continuation o the wrong path will only land you in hell
Khadijah: we know that you may be afraid of your job, your finances, popularity and others. But remember, what are all those in the sight of Allah. Fear only God like Jesus said in Luke 12:4-5. Only islaam, nothing else
Pastor: my God! My God! Oh Imam! In fact my meeting you is a turning point in my life. I have converted many Muslims to Christianity but today I am regretful for it is not conversion but diversion of faithfuls. Ah, you Muslims are guilty; you must be punished for hiding all these information that are at your disposal. Ah! You must be tormented!, for you are not preaching His words, to His creatures. You satisfy yourselves with sacrifice and gifts
Samuel: Pastor Jonathan in fact, I am sad that I am part of those that you misled. That is it! When I was in UCH, I could remember, they established a General Da’wah Studies Programme to train us but I never took it serious. I always believed that no body can change me from islaam. But see today, for the past 8 years, I and Juliana had become church goers. How do we go back to Allah, I am ashamed,….(falls down crying)
Saeed: ah, we still thank Allah, it is not too late! You are lucky, just accept Islaam and take precautions
Juliana: can Allah ever forgive us? Ashe, we have been deceiving ourselves. ah, my head, my Hijaab, my salaah!
Khadijah: no! Don’t worry Allah is ar-Rahman-most gracious Lord, He would forgive you your sins. Imaam, please do recite to them the kalimatush shahadah
Pastor: yes, do give us from today; I become a member of the Da’wah centre
Imaam: let us say. “la ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasuulullah
(They took it gradually and he told them the meanings………)
Imaam: pastor Jonathan Iyanu Jesu
Pastor, (Cuts in) do not call me that again please, call me Abdullah
Samuel: Imaam, do name me Abdul Hafiz
Juliana: I love the name Mueenah

….they embraced themselves in joy and walked off stage

THE END
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